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I am just here to laugh at MAGA and their ignorance. I hope you laugh too because I #VoteBlue ! Please support #DACA #Harris2024 #VoteBluedownTheBallot
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“My administration has had more insurrections than any other administration”
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BREAKING: NBC to hire Jim Jordan as their locker room corespondent.
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Do you think Trump supporters will ever realize they were the stupid ones?
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It’s true. Trump supporters are by far the most ignorant people on Earth.
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For those of you who feel the media has failed them, please watch
@Lawrence
O’Donnell to renew your faith.
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My prediction. Trump guilty in New York. Biden wins! Supreme Court rules presidents are not immune.
Trump found guilty in J6. Judge Cannon removed. Trump found guilty of espionage. Jack Smith issue warrants for members of Congress who participated in insurrection. America heals.
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@smc429
@Jim_Jordan
Gym Jordan is so desperate for power
And you’ll find him lurking in or near a shower
His political accomplishments are not a thang
Just wearing his knee pads for President Tang
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@AdamParkhomenko
I want it to end with her losing by one, and then finding out her husband left his mail in ballot at the bowling alley.
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BREAKING: Poly Grip to sponsor Presidential Debate on ABC
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If this is the first night, what’s the finale?
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@smc429
Roses are red
And so is Andy Biggs
Soon he’ll be trading favors
For toilet wine and a pack of cigs
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I heard Biden is going to ride his bike from DC to Austin, stand on his head and fart the Star Spangled Banner in the key of A, while loading the dishwasher and Lester Holt will ask him why he missed the high note on the rockets red glare.
MONDAY: President Joe Biden to sit down with NBC News'
@LesterHoltNBC
in an exclusive one-on-one interview.
Watch the interview in its entirety on NBC and NBC News NOW on Monday, July 15 at 9 p.m. ET.
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Is there anyone here who sits in a chair like they’re on the toilet because they just shit their pants?
#TrumpSmellsLikeAss
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@MysterySolvent
I always take selfies in I95 rest stop restrooms with the Ho that keeps hanging on me.
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Does anyone know what “Saudi Arabia and Russia, earib be a bute ahhhh”means ? Trump said it last night at his rally.
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@MuellerSheWrote
And you may find yourself on a airplane to Cancun
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife that Trump said was ugly
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
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Trump froze at his rally today when he happened to glance at the TV while Hillary was speaking.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Quit embarrassing yourself. Jim Jordan is powerless over a CITY District Attorney. Jim Jordan will be charged with a crime before Alvin Bragg ever will. Sit down doughboy
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No democrat wants to see Trump assassinated. We want to see him tried and imprisoned for treason.
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Which House member has their nose the furthest up Trump’s rectum? Comment how far.
Elise Stefanik
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Jim Jordan
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Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Mike Johnson
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“What if the President’s ugly ass wife were to text his Chief of Staff several times while planning a coup, and arrange for the transportation of rioters to…let’s say the Capital building, would that be an official act?”
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“Governor Walz. Have you ever gone to the beach with your daughter and decapitated a beached whale with a chainsaw?”
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@RonFilipkowski
When they put the big dude on stage first to make the marquee fat dude look thinner.
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Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole and nothing….fuck never mind. Why am I even asking?
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MAGA Patriots? 😂 The “Patriots” of 1776 were fighting against tyranny not for it.
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@MuellerSheWrote
Bots aren’t agile. They need to be retooled. That’s going to cost a fortune. 😂
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@mtgreenee
Please forward this to the mothers of Sandy Hook, Parkland, Uvalde, Nashville, and every mother who was just trying to have the best adventure of her entire life, then 🤯🤯🤯🤯.
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I am sitting in my office working and noticed why in the hell do I have Ari Melber on with a fucking dinosaur James Carville on? Where is a remote. Fuck.
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@RonFilipkowski
“Excellent shot Your Excellency. The next hole has a restroom with a changing table. We’ll take care of it then”
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The Cotulla Company gathers outside the local Wienerschnitzel prior to deployment to the front lines at Eagle Pass, TX. Commander Tank McKenzie is already five chili dogs into the important mission and vows to get another five to go for the Greyhound Bus trip to ground zero.
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@smc429
Krispy Kreme should be donating to pro cannabis groups. They also need to be open at 1am.
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@smc429
The onboard computer had a glitch when the driver asked for the current stock price.
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@DarkMSolvent
It appears her vagina is a vacuum or full of static electricity causing her left foot to turn inward. Trump has Sinbad pants and Jr has boobs. That’s what I see.
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@smc429
@MajorFactor2
I’ve watched at least 20 times today. I am singing it in my head right now.
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@tedcruz
The Republicans won’t give up Benghazi anymore than they would give up Hillary’s emails and Hunter’s laptop. You’re pathetic 🧸
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@MuellerSheWrote
@WagnerTonight
Even if the Geo Location is disabled on his device they can still pinpoint it using cellular triangulation.
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Not realizing the side effects of having an anus cork installed, Trump is rethinking his plans for reducing his courtroom farting.
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@patriottakes
I alway shoot in my heels. That way the gun recoil doesn’t accidentally chip my bucktoothed veneers.
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@ryanjreilly
He’s going to meet kangaroo prison barber when he picks up his kangaroo jumpsuit and kangaroo flip flops before meeting his kangaroo cell mate named Joey.
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