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96. she was a fucking kid
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making small talk with gay coworkers
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our diana
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81 . he was a fucking kid.
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i forgot to take my motivational yaoi down… i’m getting an oil change
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a table made me split a check 8 ways and then all paid in cash
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i want shirts that have full on schizo conspiracy text so small you can’t read it
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damn dog look at my lawyer ! 😭 im going free !
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i love my job i love my job i love my job i love my job i
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doing some research
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oh my god they’re melting him
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i actually think it’s cool that doja cat openly hates her annoying fans
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um hii 🥺 are any of u pretty trans girls
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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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free my girl <3 all she did was serve cunt 😩😻
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WITCH HUNT!
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george costanza .. *click* ..nice.. elaine .. *click* .. yup .. newman .. *click* .. I'll take it.. uncle leo .. *click* .. close enough
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i sneezed :/
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putting on my new sunday best
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NEVER stop the grind
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i fear this is getting out of my followers circle so I need to make something very clear- I do not know any of these characters nor what they are from whatsoever. these were a gift if these are problematic or something pls don’t tell me like i’d gaf
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is this real
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the groundhog is above science
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me and my friends would’ve killed this thing with hammers i’ll tell you that much
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@Disney
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Jacob Tremblay is #Flounder
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absolutely not
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@BigWillyITGuy99
sam
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bar maiden clocking in
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asexual buttplug
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water no ice
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@unoqualcunque i was getting absurd in ur mom last night
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@Hermit_Thrush im worth at least 20%, i know it
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shirts that go hard
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my little cousin when i don’t pick him up to fly & let him play superman
@Cobratate
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Any woman who isnt helping me be a super hero is wasting both her and my potential.
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calling it ‘the uncle junior treatment‘ is crazzy
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this is soooooo cunt
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i can’t do this
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i’m wheezing
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sorry that i’m still thinking abt this , lol !!!! but like fix you by coldplay is on repeat in the dome rn
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i have to return some video tapes
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my favorite part of this tweet is the part where i openly said how i support p3dos & human trafficking & condone these things so i understand why ppl are responding to that part
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i remember thinking the president from Cory in the house was actually george bush and thought it was super cool that he took time to film the show.
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@StendonRomero maybe ur dumb lol
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@BigWillyITGuy99
sam
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@JustinTrudeau
Justin Trudeau
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Matthew Perry’s passing is shocking and saddening. I’ll never forget the schoolyard games we used to play, and I know people around the world are never going to forget the joy he brought them. Thanks for all the laughs, Matthew. You were loved – and you will be missed.
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i’m so tired of hearing about mr beast. he’s so annoying and i don’t like his thumbnails
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“Her life seemed idyllic” *proceeds to describe the most nightmare life*
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SAVE HIM
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it’s giving “and how would you like that steak cooked sir?”
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shahd
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an outfit all men look hot in
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like speak on it! imagine being a celebrity and like having a group of fans you don’t fw
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who the fuck are you ! i don’t know him
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yes i’m a girl. yes i vape . yes it’s just as lame when we do it. we exist ! ! !
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@reticentbias One time I was given a pocket edition of the new testament and a flyer for their church
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@NoahSeeley5 @arielanii why should it be a social crime for me to have pictures of my naked body, why should I be held more accountable for that in society rather than someone raping another human. These two things do not equate for me.
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march madness
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not all.
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Why is modern art so bad?
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got robbed 10 mins after being in nyc . this shit rocks
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okay fellas , is it a would ?
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is this real chat
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lol i love teenagers ! 😀
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MY GEORGE LOPEZ EXPERIENCE [🧵] I saw george lopez at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
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so much for the “ tolerant left” 🙄
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@kimpossiblefact it’s more egregious to me that they’re out of sync, also this is basically a Justdance routine ur kids are fine
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@GRIMYWAIFU_ every time i post a very obvious red flag of mine you always say how cute i am 😭😭 i wuv u❤️
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@AztecPrincess9 thx for the advice olsen intern
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im not like most girls... i eat dirt. i straight up eat dirt from the ground. why dont boys like me
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blondie
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barkley posting
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y’all want a bite 🤤
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i know i just tweeted abt sexual purity but i look so hot here im so sorry
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@Espadrilionaire kinda iconic manager
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do other mammals jack off or is really just an us thing ?
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my boyfriend has mentioned avatar 2 every single day i’ve known him
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@BigWillyITGuy99
sam
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@billybrizzle420 awee it’s cute ! often older people are ignored and feel invisible, she sees you going out of your way to help and it prob makes her day! she just wants to feel useful too 🥰 you got herself a work grandma
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my parents put a light in the shitter
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the female grasp
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cancel culture has ruined racism
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remove an AP number label sticker from ur student pack and place it on ur tombstone #WHAP
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when i say love wins this is what i’m talking about
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albert & sheriff truman
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im not trying to be mean but who does meghan trainor make music for? like what’s her target demo?
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pov ur on a first date with me
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i trimmed my bangs and didn’t completely fuck it up this time ! can i get a “good job Big Willy !” in that chat ⁉️
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going creative mode in kroger
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latinos popped off when they made neon genesis evangelion ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
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just saw fries that cost 30$ . white ppl are so evil
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shouts out to the girls who were built to last the potato famine
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having strong positive vibes abt this thing called a trumpet 🎺 sleeve. how whimsical
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what do you think they meant by this
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cats should always be pregnant morally speaking
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saw a CumMobile yesterday
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being loved and cherished 🥵
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76… he was a fucking kid
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>looking for a blanket for park >ask bf if blanket in his car is a “car blanket” or a “blanket for a car” >he doesn't understand > he laughs and says "it's a good blanket >it’s a blanket for a car
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one of my coworkers told our GM that the reason our printers haven’t been working correctly is because Mercury is in retrograde and she was was like “ohhhh wait yeah that makes sense, plus the full moon.” women in the workplace
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this is still relevant
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madison cawthorn might not see your tweets but your friends who fuck their cousins will so be kind
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@gooch_pube it was a gift yes
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