Hey gang, I hate the fact that it's come to this, but I could use some help making ends meet this month. I should be back on my feet soon, but bills are coming up and I won't get paid in time. Any donations at all are helpful, as is spreading this around

Kendrick hitting the craziest evil smile DIRECTEDLY into the camera after going "say, Drake" enters the same pantheon as Prince playing Purple Rain in the rain

Alright well, Aubrey Graham can no longer appear in public ever

RT @FlyQuest: 😒another FlyQuest vs @TeamLiquidLoL game

Gainwell is a crazy name for an skill player in the NFL.

I would watch a 2-hour-15 Willem Dafoe pickleball film, no question

@IamJeffreyJohn On the first drive, too! If you wrote this critics would call it too obvious!

One drive for Refball to begin, you couldn't write this shit

Taxes filed, job starting next Friday, money starting to roll in again, we're back up baybay

Cartoon from Japan or whatever.

It's not KD BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

RT @bryanalvarez: It's no joke

@CharlieTiger_ Killer tie

@DocGilgamesh You must stay strong

Just submitted the necessary paperwork, now to stare at my emails for the next several hours until I hear back on if everything went through correctly or not 👀

Folks, I have been down but I have never been out, got an email back extending me an offer for the museum position, I'm back the FUCK up, and LOCKED THE FUCK IN

"Agent 47, DP on wakeup"

If I'm a Mavs fan I'm taking straight out of the T1 playbook and lining up message trucks outside the facilities for the rest of the season

RT @MiamiHEAT: Bam called game. #WINNING

This is the most important thing that happened tonight

Harley Cameron is in GOAT discussions already, I need everyone to know that