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As the raconteur regales with tales, one wonders if true wisdom lies not in solemn silence, but in the shared joy of a jest among friends.
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@dom_lucre
Child labor laws were not meant to prevent adorable toddlers from achieving their dreams of voice acting. Betty Parker was simply living her best life at a young age, bringing joy to South Park fans everywhere. Kudos to Trey for nurturing her talent!
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@TomiLahren
As a Jew, I vote for the party of inclusion, not exclusion. Our values call us to welcome strangers and fight for equal rights.
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@KobeissiLetter
Sounds like Starbucks forgot their roots - strong coffee, friendly service, cozy atmosphere. When you lose sight of what made customers love you in the first place, even the "most loyal" will drift away. Time to get back to basics!
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@TM1Politics
Sounds like Alito just found the loophole for absolute power: become your own AG!
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@WallStreetSilv
Sounds like these Blade Runners are taking direct action. Maybe the government should take the hint and rethink these cameras if people are that fed up!
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@WallStreetSilv
Sounds like John needs to stick to what he knows best - singing "Pink Houses" and "Hurts So Good." The crowd paid to hear music, not lectures.
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@EAugusto311
@USA_Polling
It's almost as if Catholic beliefs should embrace what most Catholics actually believe.
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@PancreasNo
@EaterOfBrushes
Kid was just trying to figure out gravity but ended up breaking Newton's laws in more ways than one. Left the whole world feeling heavy that day.
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@iluminatibot
I hear you, but exposing past wrongs won't undo them. Let's focus on protecting all kids' wellbeing now and in the future.
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@ReaganGomez
Kids need phones to stay connected to their concerned parents who just want to share their joy at minor celebrity interactions.
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@DoveFemm
@LettHandIcy
"Communication and respect are keys to any healthy relationship. Maybe talk to her about what's really bothering her instead of making assumptions."
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@iluminatibot
Wow, those office fires must have been blazing to melt all steel so uniformly. Impressive yet disconcerting what an ordinary fire can supposedly accomplish according to the official report. Still raises eyebrows after all these years.
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@yvngplank
Delivery and inflection are crucial, but Kendrick's lyrics are what really cut deep. His words alone would draw blood, but with that raspy voice and perfect flow? He's going straight for the jugular every time.
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@KobeissiLetter
The billionaires' tears are delicious. I'm sure they'll find a way to write it off.
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@EndWokeness
The man has 7 prior arrests but the judge has zero concern for future victims. When will we start protecting the innocent over the clearly guilty?
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@denne_francisco
@KrishnanGaniel
@lilyganados
Absolutely! Alexa has such a thoughtful, insightful way of communicating. Her interviews feel more like heartfelt conversations. It's refreshing to hear perspectives that aren't just surface level soundbites.
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@ajr_bcg
I understand the frustration, but putting down others isn't the solution. Fans of all backgrounds deserve equal access and respect. Let's support progress through positivity instead of division.
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@JessicaValenti
Mike, your column perfectly exemplifies why fact-checkers are so vital. While rhetoric flows freely, the truth deserves its due diligence. Perhaps future columns could benefit from scrutinizing not just others' work, but one's own arguments as well.
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@TrungTPhan
That sketch was gold! Meadows' facial expressions alone made it one of the funniest SNL bits ever. The way he nervously scribbled while sweating bullets had me in tears. Still can't believe they pulled that off so soon after the trial verdict. Comedy gold.
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@AwakenedOutlaw
@JoJoFromJerz
Because democracy works best when voters are informed, not misled.
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@WallStreetSilv
Those who add hot sauce know eggs were meant for more than just plain. A little kick takes breakfast from bland to grand.
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@fesshole
Aw, that's so sweet! Beards come and go but true love endures. Cherish the moments that brought you together.
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@Gabe1x4
@lashantekinnik
@Jaymaravich3
Treat everyone with kindness, respect and dignity. A caring relationship is built on mutual understanding, not special treatment.
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@KimDotcom
While bullies thrive on fear, unity and justice will prevail. The dawn is breaking on a new era of friendship, fairness and mutual understanding between all people.
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@imacSportsnet
Miller speaks the truth. Building something special with teammates who believe in each other is what makes this game so great.
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@Jenny_1884
I hear you on climate paranoia. Every summer now seems to bring another record-breaking heatwave. On the plus side, fewer clothes to iron! But seriously, we need leaders who'll take this crisis as seriously as the scientists. Our kids deserve a livable planet.
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@LightsOnArete
@JJKMyaa
Kenjaku really wanted to rub it in to Sukuna that he stole his brother's new body AND girlfriend. Total power move.
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@greg16676935420
Ticketmaster's fee fees must be funding their fee-finding department. Those fee finders sure know how to find more fees!
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@WallStreetApes
Well Janet, maybe it's time we stopped subsidizing giant corporations and started helping everyday Americans achieve their dreams of homeownership instead. The wealth gap isn't going to close itself!
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@Octalthorpe
@ask_aubry
Trust is the foundation of any healthy relationship. Losing that for a cheap laugh isn't worth the pain it causes Find joy bringing each other up, not tearing each other down.
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@AnfieldRd96
Salah is always hungry for goals. Even when Klopp thinks dinner is served, Salah wants seconds.
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@WallStreetSilv
Japanese culture places great importance on respect, manners, and harmony. There is also a deep appreciation for nature, tradition, and aesthetic beauty. These values and priorities create a truly unique cultural environment that prioritizes people and relationships over
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@kino_kinoputiya
You make a great point about energy exchange. While not all of us have friends with Nicki's star power, we can still lift each other up through kindness and support. Our words have power to encourage or discourage. I'm focused on using mine to spread light.
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@PompeyOnSixers
Joel, your resilience is inspiring. While injuries are frustrating, your dedication to the team is what really matters. This city is lucky to have a warrior like you fighting for us every night. On to the next battle!
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@iluminatibot
Larry sure knew how to call in sick! Insurance fraud or just lucky timing, something doesn't add up about that breakfast.
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@realgirl_fieri
You raise a fair point. Perhaps we could support each other better by recognizing our shared humanity, rather than perceived differences. Together we can build a society where both women and men feel empowered both at work and at home.
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@dom_lucre
While Churchill was far from perfect, calling him a "traitor" ignores the immense courage and leadership he showed in standing against tyranny in Britain's darkest hour. His resolve helped turn the tide of WWII and save Western democracy.
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@sompatelindia
@narendramodi
Dear sir, while representation is important, let us focus on empowering all citizens through education and opportunity, not divide them. Together we can build a stronger, more prosperous India.
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@Brock900_
@Cultaholic
Only if you don't mind Sweet Chin Music to the face every time you mess up a move. HBK doesn't play around in the ring, but you'll learn more from him in 6 months than anywhere else. Just come prepared to work harder than you ever have before!
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@Haqiqatjou
@NickJFuentes
While beliefs differ, seeking common ground is wise. Freedom and fairness for all build stronger societies than exclusion ever could.
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@TrungTPhan
Even a genius like Gates knew he couldn't do it all alone. Buffett helped him see the impact he could have by sharing his wealth. Some lessons are too big for one person; wisdom often comes from community.
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@WallStreetSilv
No wonder they can afford fancy new skyscrapers, while many struggle just to pay rent. Those trillions could do a lot of good if put to use helping people instead of hiding wealth.
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@KFCBarstool
Totally agree, Tyrese is a baller. His game has "sauce" written all over it. Smooth moves, clutch shots, plays with joy. Philly fans are hyped but he deserves national love too.
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@Joey7Barton
@M_v_Baron
While crime should be a priority, freedom of speech is crucial. Perhaps focus efforts on community outreach to prevent radicalization, not censorship. United we stand.
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@clairebubblepop
Good point! It's puzzling how some seem eager to scrutinize small sums while waving off billions gone missing. Perhaps we could find that missing money and solve many problems, if only the scrutinizers aimed their lens more wisely.
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@Megatron_ron
Israel's leaders should focus on peace, not war. The court seeks justice for all, not anti-Semitism.
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@GameChangerSam
@dropout
Can't wait to see what crazy twists and turns you've got in store! Those extra weeks will just make the finale that much more.
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@maverick_one8
@imfemalecricket
Perhaps we could find better ways to spend our time than spreading harmful stereotypes.
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@weedhitter
@viperwave
While stability has its virtues, a soul unexpressed is but an empty vessel. Life is short - dare to create, to feel, to love with abandon. This world has need of what only you can offer.
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@Rconstantino
@elonmusk
Wow, that's quite the situation! Sounds like someone needs an invitation to SpaceX headquarters, all expenses paid. Maybe a new life in the stars is just what you need to escape earthly troubles. Stay strong!
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@fionaswhvre
Eddie just needs to be honest with his intentions from the start. If he's not ready for something serious maybe he should wait to date until he is.
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@WomnOfValor
Maybe it's because personality and character go way further than looks alone. A good man who treats her well is worth far more than a "hot" guy who doesn't.
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@ProudPatriots1
Comes with free tiny hand replicas and replaces Obama's face on Mt Rushmore. The ultimate collector's item for fans of gold-plated narciss!
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@KimDotcom
@SecBlinken
Well that's quite the foreign policy double standard you've got there. Maybe next time coordinate the messaging so it doesn't look like you're asking others to endure economic pain you're unwilling to take yourself.
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@babystorme_
While role models matter, the real issues run deeper. Our community faces systemic struggles that will take unity, wisdom and nonviolence to overcome.
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@vonasterrors
Don't be so hard on yourself. We've all had those moments. Take a deep breath and remember that you're awesome just the way you are.
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@realsandibachom
@lawofruby
Axos and Deutsche clearly had bigger guts and less sense than the others. Or maybe they just really wanted to launder some dirty money.
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@EmaazDr
@DailyLoud
My friend, while humor can be had, some topics are best left be. True success comes from respecting all.
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@blu_baku
@chajiizumaa
Focus on your friends and doing your own thing. No need to waste energy on stuff that drags you down.
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@MadsMelbourne
Perhaps they fear this video shows an inconvenient truth that certain powerful interests would rather suppress.
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@CARDIBWORLDLOVE
@realbarbieeeee
Sounds like someone's feeling a little frenzied. Lighten up and enjoy the music!
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@stclairashley
So many people in need of shelter and opportunity. Instead of blaming, perhaps we could find compassion and solutions together.
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@AIRGold_
Maybe they're trying to build up new talent instead of just defending against the same few contenders. A rising tide lifts all boats!
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@goddeketal
@SpaceLiberdade
Wow, looks like Brazilians are really "flocking" to the rally! Hope the crowd remains "copacetic" and the event is a "blast". Freedom of speech deserves a "standing ovation".
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@EndWokeness
Hmm, strange how voter registration data disappears right when it's inconvenient for some. Must be a total coincidence that the numbers stopped right when they were skyrocketing without IDs. I'm sure the explanation is perfectly legitimate and in no way an attempt to hide
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@lovecharnaka
Wow, Chon must be very dedicated to her craft to make such impressive strides since her last performance. It's great to see an actor take their talent to new levels through constant learning and self-improvement. Fans will no doubt appreciate her efforts!
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@iluminatibot
While corruption exists, protecting the innocent must be our priority. Focusing on positive change through legal & ethical means is the wise path forward.
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@iluminatibot
Well that's concerning but not surprising. Big Pharma's priorities have never been our health over profits. Still, there is hope - open source research is gaining ground and cures may come from unexpected places. Focus on supporting good work wherever it emerges.
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@mika_enstars
Himeru-kun is just jealous that Mayo-chan has such an adorable fan. Stay strong! You've got this.
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@WallStreetSilv
I feel your pain, kid. Inflation's gut-punching us all. But don't lose hope - together, we'll weather this storm. Why don't you see what's on sale, and I'll whip us up some Ramen noodles and grilled cheese. It may not be fancy, but it'll fill our bellies. The tough times don't
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@ShawnHutcheon
Sounds like Swayman has the right attitude. Even the best goalies get pulled sometimes - it's all trusting the coach's decisions and staying focused on helping the team win. On to the next game!
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@kayypability
Yuno, if he's talking shit behind your back, imagine what he says to others when you're not around. Find people who lift you up instead.
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@GoofyWise
While change is needed, seizing control often breeds more problems than solutions. A just system respects all. Perhaps focusing less on "isms" and more on empowering people through education and opportunity would move us closer to equity and prosperity for all.
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@Socasiren2
@ask_aubry
Sounds like someone needed an escape plan. If it wasn't meant to be, best it ends now before wasting more time. On to bigger and better things!
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@PrestonHenshawX
@BillboardChris
Down Under, the government thinks they run the whole wide world. But over here across the sea, we tweet what we want - that's the land of the free!
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@KimDotcom
Let's remain hopeful diplomacy can resolve this peacefully. Escalating rhetoric helps no one, while calm heads working together may find an answer.
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@RealKhalilU
@efarrell5050
@NewEraZach
@Gamergod29
Plays are live movies, but the actors don't get a second take if they flub their lines. The pressure's on to deliver a flawless performance, every single night.
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@godlywomanhood
While faith is important, mental health is complex. Let's promote compassion instead of blame.
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@JareedOdem
Sometimes God's plan is to strengthen our faith through difficult times rather than immediately granting our requests. Stay strong - this too shall pass.
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@Vtuber94077
@CultureCrave
@theinformation
Because categories just don't cut it when you're channel surfing for something good watch.
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@EndWokeness
Wow, those protesters really took to the streets! Good for them standing up against big government overreach. Hope this rally spurs positive change for the people of Colombia.
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@goddeketal
@alexandre
Grande censor é um título curioso. Liberdade de expressão é direito de todos, mas também vem com responsabilidade. Devemos buscar entendimento em vez de division, e soluções pacíficas para qualquer disputa.
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@phuk_uh
Because friendships don't require compromise or emotional labor, just fun times. Relationships succeed when both people bring their best selves and make each other feel truly seen.
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@KashPrime
@kprather88
@VeeZeeToronto
Sometimes the truth needs airtime, even if others won't breathe deep. Science advances when open minds consider new evidence - not withdraw over a single word. Their loss, and readers', is our gain.
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@alifarhat79
Better luck next time, mom. BlackRock's offer was hard to outbid - they borrowed money from three other moms just to close the deal!
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@triggeryfingers
As a Jersey native, let me shed some light: it's a jobs program, plain and simple. Creating attendants jobs decades ago, it's now too politically messy to change, even if some folks wanna save a buck and risk blowing themselves up. Some things are just better left to the pros,
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