Guys, I had to book a flight for my grandma, and according to her passport, she's born in February, not July, as we have always celebrated. Asked, she said: “Well, you can't celebrate garden parties in February.”
O_o
@janegranville
At least 43 garden parties, AND THEY WERE ALL A LIE 😂😂
(I suspect some less nonchalant explanation, like bureaucracy in thirties’ Turkey, but the way she made my jaw drop 😂)
Well, this blew up. Love the love for my grandma, who is a hoot, btw.
Got nothing to promote, but if any literary agent is looking for a hilariously swoonworthy rom-com novel,hit me up
DRESS x LABYRINTH (Taylor’s Version)
On the verge of skipping town, guarded millionaire Nina meets happy himbo Parker, a six-foot Swiftie. Suddenly, she has baby goats and is helping Parker achieving his dream. Until a well-meant lie threatens everything…
#FBApit
#A
#RC
#cozy
Today is the day!
#RevPit
#10Queries
submissions are OPEN until 11:59pm EST TONIGHT!
Follow the link below to hopefully be a winner, and have your query and first 5 pages evaluated by a professional!
#writingcommunity
A sprinkle of thyme, a dash of magic - this fairy cooks her heart out to win a culinary award in Cappadocia. But how is she supposed to focus when the hot single dad is watching her every move - and just won't believe she's really, really human?
#youdeservepit
#A
#R
#wip
#cozy
How to Get Rid of Your Business Partner in 3 Months
Step 1: Annoy him
Step 2: Dare to cuddle (caution: his grumpy ass will yeet you out of bed)
Step 3: Don't touch his abs. Or arms
Step 4: Make a bet & win
Step 5: DO NOT FALL IN LOVE
#questpit
#rc
#q
Writer brain: wait a second
He's Satan. She's a shy zookeeper accidentally landing in hell after being mistaken for her evil twin. Can those two overcome all the odds and be HAPPY IN HELL?
(please don't steal this?)
"What do you mean I inherited half of Frank's Antiques? Who owns the other half?" Ellie huffed and plopped onto the pink kitchen chair with the bunny fabric.
#1stLinePit
#A
#Querying
#R
#RomCom
Hi
#writingcommunity
! I'm Berna, a Turkish writer living with my family in Germany. I write rom-coms and romantasy, have high-functioning anxiety (example: I deleted the first version of this tweet 🤣) and run on coffee and spite. Here’s a picture of my cat.
THE HATING GAME x MISTLETOE & MR. RIGHT
Pro: Ellie inherited half of an antique shop
Con: it comes with a 6‘4 grump in a three-piece suit
Pro: If she wins a bet until New Year’s Eve, the shop is hers
Con: If she wins, she’ll lose him.
#youdeservepit
#Q
#A
#R
🙄 Annoyemies-to-lovers
🌻Grumpy vs Sunshine
🎄Hallmarky Christmas Vibes
🛌There’s only one bed (and he yeets her out of it)
🥰 Clumsy FMC, protective MMC
#smallpitch
#A
#RC
#70K
When Death confuses pet zoo keeper Poppy for her evil twin, she accidentally gets send to hell. Luckily Satan -a secret softie- needs s.o. to take care of all the sacrificed goats.But when Heaven takes his angel back, her twin, Death & Satan come to the rescue
#questpit
#romcom
When Death mixes up pet zoo keeper Poppy & her evil-ish twin, she gets send to hell. Oops.
Luckily Satan-a secret softie-needs help with all the sacrificed goats. But when God claims her soul, her twin, Satan & Death must plan a Poppynapping from Heaven
#questpit
#rc
#f
#satanwip
THE HATING GAME x MISTLETOE & MR. RIGHT
🙄 Annoyemies-to-lovers
⛈️ Grumpy vs Sunshine ☀️
🎄Hallmarky Christmas Vibes
🛌 There’s only one bed (and he yeets her out of it)
❄️ Clumsy FMC, protective MMC
👠 Fierce bestie meddling
#YouDeservepit
#A
#RC
#Q
Whenever I see an agent’s qt timeline with dozens of queries unmarked and then there is one lonely red same-day smiley - like, damn, what did you do to piss them off, babe? 😂
ARE YOU READY FOR IT?
B/c Nina -rich, smart, beautiful- isn't.
Not for dorky Parker's love language (TS lyrics & cookies), nor for two baby goats, & most certainly not to face her feelings.
Until she does - but one lie threatens to destroy her newfound happiness.
#questpit
#rc
#q
All my
#questpit
pitches will be linked here 📌
1. Ellie & Henry: annoyemies to lovers, querying
2. Nina & Parker: friends to lovers, query ready
3. Poppy & Satan: Insta love, 70% finished
Two likes, tons of new people to follow and so much fun! I freaking love
#unhingedpit
!
Thanks for all the participation. The
#WritingCommunity
is alive and kicking!
DRESS x LABYRINTH (Taylor’s Version)
On the verge of skipping town, guarded millionaire Nina meets happy himbo Parker, a six-foot Swiftie. Suddenly, she has baby goats and is helping Parker achieving his dream. Until a well-meant lie threatens everything…
#FBApit
#A
#RC
#cozy