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Microbiologist, Copy Writer, SEO Expert, Poet, Rebel, Selenophile, Gentleman, #CFC , I AM COCAINE. RETWEETS ARE NOT VALIDATION backup @bennchris_Jamal
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@Omojuwa
In medieval times the people will have his head on pikes while talking about his arrogance and effrontery at pubs.
Nobody had time for second term politics then.
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@Onlyfadek_
This why I look at people with distrust these days, bc one tiny person might just be walking around with bag of beans in their stomach.
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If bike man doesn’t jam the pram Lastma will confiscate your baby for traffic violation
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@HarmattanRain
Qualified for all 3 but I’m in such a mental rut I can’t get myself to do anything other than breathe.
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@Microbabs02
@LeeGooner4eva
@DavidHundeyin
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You people have learnt the word fascism now you will use it like a crutch every time you can’t come up with a logical answer to anything
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@IAMCHRONICK
Omo I’d like to collaborate with you and write about some of the characters bc they’re so original and Nigerian.
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You don’t get to see a beautiful man every other night.
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@FinPlanKaluAja1
Another reality we’re yet to deal with is that lots of people don’t understand numbers and value, they just see them as figures in statistics.
If they did they’d probably run mad with righteous indignation at the scale of looting and pillaging that politicians are up to.
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@Microbabs02
@LeeGooner4eva
@DavidHundeyin
@officialABAT
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@BennChris_Jamal
You are not that guy
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I and my sis looking fye af. 🥵😮💨🔥
My momma takes hard pics for real bc this pic snapped.
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Four years after & I miss you Nnenna so much, I was a coward & afraid to watch you die, I hate that you asked to see me on your deathbed and I didn’t come through. You didn’t deserve what life offered you, I’ll never stop missing the little time we shared. I love you 😔💔🖤
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I mean you asked nicely 😏😎
A good day to update your media 🌚 fine men and women quote this tweet bless the TL 😍
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@SheikMouJabaa
In Nigeria, it seems both intentional and mandatory to not collate data or compile statistics; bc that would mean accountability for starts.
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@babakeni
@Ceeveeuk
@Emeneks
@emmy4life02
@NelsChibs
@Sports_Doctor2
School security preferred using their guns to intimidate students especially in exam halls
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I feel like I just tweet into the void, does anyone see my tweets? Perhaps y’all are just numbers and data, I’ll keep tweeting though. 🙂
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Si
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75 and going strong 💪
60yrs - 100yrs old , bless us with your Pic Lets see you all. 🤲🏾
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New Kota makes for a good day 💪✅
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@MoveMePoetry
Why?
Why do we hurt yet linger where pain echoes & breathing a trigger?
Why do we love yet again even as echoes of yesterday’s pain still remain?
Why love? Why hate? Can any for eternity be sustained?
Why’s living so much fanfare & drama?
Why is “why” a question to ponder?
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So I painted these on my tablet under the guidance of
@Looooohiiiii
, add Picasso to my name please 😪🥵😌
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We need to keep our women safe and their restrooms secure from predatory men who want to be women so bad
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Untamed, wild but still a fine man.
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I’m so overjoyed, it’s silent screaming happiness. Things I wanted manifest are tumbling into my lap, so much elevation and progress. I can’t thank the universe enough, especially for making my ma happy. Thank you Mother ❤️
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Quote your blonde era
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Testing 1 - 2. 🌚
You bodied that mirror selfie , quote this tweet with your favorite mirror pictures or videos!!!
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Still hurting the body.
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Black and white.
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You said beards yes?
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Trust the potential victims to complain about their time being wasted instead of their lives being saved. I like to tell myself in most situations
“better safe than sorry”
This soldier on a bike told my bus driver to corner the Sienna three vehicles away from him cos he suspects he's a kidnapper. After the Ikeja intersection, the soldier instructed big buses in front to block the road.
They caught the Sienna driver.
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@nigeriasbest
Nigeria is a thriving den for the worst kind of crime bosses.
We are our own problem.
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...
What’s tranquility
A stone in a flowing stream
Is tranquility.
#haiku
#vssnature
#vss365
#poetrycommunity
#POEMS
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I’ve been mentally and emotionally unavailable for 10 days plus now; unable to keep a convo going for longer than a few minutes. Slept for 9 odd hours to find a bit of myself this weekend
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This woman said she loves me and by God I believe her 😔🥺
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@PIDOMNIGERIA
@oluwatosintwit
Those ones asking you to investigate their spouses are the real mad people fr
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@iamsimeonsez
@Korede27
@Moonlight9508
@Wizarab10
You guys can’t live without accusing Lucifer or Femi 😔
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How can you caption your own wedding pic “just here for the jollof” 😐
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Just here to show y’all two shades of cute bc why tf not.
I look like the stress I’ve been through lately fr.
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Saul to David playing his harp: after the reggae play the blues
Bible character quotes in pidgin 😂😁. I'll go first 👇.
No be you go tell me wetin I go do .
- Jonah
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“I’m not even an ugly youth, I’m a sexy…”
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My ma bought a new phone then decided to ask me how “they do” twitter. Lmao, stay on wuzup and Facebook dear. 😐
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@queenie4rmnola
Nigeria got “independence” from Britain 🇬🇧 just two years later in 1960. Yesterday.
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I don’t remember what it feels like to be happy, I mean careless, reckless abandon happy, rapturous joy kinda shit. Life seems to always have been a monotonous cycle of here & theres, ups & downs and improbable maybes. Or maybe I’ve lost my best memories 🤷♂️
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I hate how depression claims the best of us, dimming the brightest smiles and breaking the sturdiest of hearts.
I hate how it turns knees weak and leaves tongues tasting of dust.
I’m hurt and it’s all by thoughts and overthought words.
#vss365
#vsspoem
#WritingCommunity
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@TheNancyDesire
@lolalissaa
Well the baby is barely a year old yet color and skin tone is already a problem?
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@adeyimika5
@OsemudiamenOG
@urchilla01
You people will just be letting the world know you have low EQ unprovoked. 🤦♂️
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I can confidently confirm that I and a friend who’ll see this tweet went to a market with witnesses and he did the said “look through your legs thingy” and nothing happened.
Nothing was seen or heard. We were thoroughly disappointed to say the least.
Go to iyana ipaja market by 2:00pm
Drop something on the floor and bend straight low to pick it.. then look through your legs (like.. looking upside down)
Whatever you see, please don’t make a sound and act normal, then leave the atmosphere as quick as possible 🍀
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Lmao, says a lot about your taste in music; separating the artist from their art Chris Brown has been consistent af. His personality might shite but his art? Class.
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Still working this body…🫰🤞
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Men under this tweet are embarrassing, the ones in the quoted tweets sound embarrassed like they got outed. Lmao
Ladies, Let's gist....What is the worst sex you have ever had?? You can send a dm if you are shy
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From kidnap, to shekau’s video, to rescue everything is pr, photo op and faked. Fake news, everything is a fraud. I’m so disgusted with the intelligence of Nigeria’s leaders tbh
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Mirror Selfie Thread !!
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@Joseph_Fasano_
@richardsiken
A little haiku I found in my head while brushing my teeth this morning.
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@elevoh1_
Igbo women in the east will constantly tell any fine young man they like “I have fine daughter(s). 😂
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Goldie Harvey and Denrele were way ahead of their time.
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There are decades when nothing happens, there are weeks where decades happen... 🤞
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AFCON really gave us a master class in the use of VAR, that’s how we know PGMOL is a farce and useless
🚨 BREAKING: Nottingham Forest has submitted a formal request to the PGMOL to release into the public domain audio recordings between officials during yesterday’s match against Everton at Goodison Park.
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This woman stopped being my friend and I didn’t ask her why because I realize even that too is just fine.
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@sorochifresh
Me I don’t care about back story, if I don’t drag the person out by their hair it’ll be bc they don’t have hair and I had to use rope to drag them out by their neck.
They were even trying to placate her.
Rubbish.
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: Why didn’t you tell me you’re married?
: Your beauty caused me to forget everything I’ve ever known. 🥹😔
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“beautiful people”
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What’s tranquility?
Stone in a flowing stream
is tranquility.
#haiku
#vss365
#haikuchallenge
#poetry
#poem
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Sometimes I’m so lazy I want to whip myself with a cord like wtf is wrong with you you fucking bastard. But then I sip a class of wine and come rant on twitter, without finishing my work. I’m a mess
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