@ndanuh_ When I was taken to a boarding high school I was so young, my parents just escorted me there, we arrived in the evening they threw me in the cells and they were gone. I was on my own it was the first period in my life I got depressed.

@luk_254 @sirtun666 Hawezi nishinda vita na anishinde mbio... Natoroka kama Kipchoge. I win the race, he wins a battle, she wins the whore😭

@WaruiJohn2 When I got married my wife ruined my long-term relationship with my towel. We had been together since High school. We were high school sweethearts and she threw it away. 10 year relationship down the drain😭

@the_sambu Echesa is already nyumbani.

@Josh001J I was waiting like a fool for the image to load kumbe it was my brain that was not loading 😭

@ntvkenya @benjaminzuluke I never trust a man who talks too laudly and too fast. Also his outfit shouts "conman!"

@evenmaina That is not even the problem bro. The problem is he will not pay the fine and he will also not be jailed. Remember Walukhe?

@Adrian_realest A woman will fall in love with a dangerous criminal because she thinks what he does is brave but once they are in a relationship she will try to pursuade him to stop working because it is "dangerous"

@Adrian_realest A woman married to an Army general will fearlessly confront her husband and even dare him to beat her but the same woman will pretend to be scared to death when she sees a cockroach. 🙂

@Adrian_realest If your GF talks to you passionately about how she hates some guy just note it somewhere in the back of your mind that she will fvck that guy at the slightest provocation. Kill him before she does.

@Aylaastar I have a laptop privilege served me well in my village back in the days. Also a smartphone privilege was good while it lasted.

@Josh001J They have known they can't control the Gen z. Now they will arrest people in the University and charge them with possession and trafficking drugs. It is what was done to the blacks in the US in the name of war on drugs.

@Josh001J You can be sure as hell that he will not pay the fine and he will not go to jail. Walukhe didn't pay a dime and he is as free as a Maasai ding dong swinging in the Shuka. He is enjoying CDF.

@KenyanSays The most evil people in the world are politicians, closely followed by religious leaders, Lawyers, Media and teachers.

@Mercymasai3 Vile kumetulia hizi streets ni kama @evenmaina alionjesha @polo_kimanii chini ya maji.

@MainNeli_ Nyinyi watu mnawacha chapati za 20 bob kwa mlango ya plot mnaenda ku order chapati za 60 and then you complain akikosa kudeliver? Know your lanes.

@ihatecatsssss Old women hate on younger women because they can't compete with them on the sexual market.

@Araap_Sang @RailaOdinga What is your picture doing there? Are you his running mate?

@johnnboscoh @QuantumInc2 @sirtun666 Sawa I have understood you Mr. unpussyfied whore fucking relationship coach. Keep up the good work bro.

@charliemse777 @mujefu @sirtun666 You are right bro siwezi elewa. Just keep doing what you do may be one day I will be as understanding as you.