Kinky John
@Bayous01parody
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Women feel comfortable in my presence with my tales of sexual experimentation both on the high seas and on railway property
Hull, England
Joined September 2022
@Seanchuckle Nope, capitalism is “if you don’t like this factory you’re free to start your own”
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@AaronBastani Also, this should be covered as an example of how alive and vibrant our democracy is: We’ve birthed the first new major political party in decade, against the challenges of a FPTP system. Amazing democratic achievement
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Sounds like @DPJHodges is going to Space Prison
I've consulted an eminent lawyer about @DPJHodges's tweets today. Here is his legal opinion. As you can see, he believes the Mail on Sunday's Dan Hodges could be in legal jeopardy.
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RT @BrianSpanner1: We all know a Stella Creasy. Usually to be found on the primary School Parent Council trying to bully other parents int…
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Life expectancy Falluja, Iraq: 65 Life expectancy Glasgow, Scotland: 55 Know where I’d rather spend those 55 years
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My fellow lefties. Get in the gym, eat healthy, read political theory - build a strong body and a stronger mind Do whatever is in your energy to prepare. We need to be organised and ready.
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@mojomogoz That’s GBH, and potentially attempted murder considering his capability. Disgusting, he should be stripped of his licence to fight as well
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@AaronBastani For instance I think the tax system could be significantly simplified, requiring a lot less administration whilst also redistributing more wealth evenly. But I’m not aware of anyone on the left making this argument (please let me know if I’m missing anyone)
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@DPJHodges After Brexit they called us all racist gammons. Now a new political party headed by a political outsider is on course to win the next general election. This is why democracy is fantastic, and why it should be protected at all costs.
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@AaronBastani It’s a crying shame, but talking of cultural decay why is the @NewStatesman ripping off @jimwaterson?
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@clim8resistance @LBC The funny thing about it is that they see the world through their paradigm: Power for power’s sake. Whereas Trump has secured power to actually do stuff. He doesn’t need a third term. In fact he’ll probably be done by 2027
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RT @moving_charlie: FT joins record-level house price gaslighting to keep persuading buyers that it's safe to borrow huge sums of money, ev…
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@mojomogoz .@10DowningStreet no offence, but you’ve dropped a bollock here. I want every patient in NHS A&E served tea every 20 minutes until this national embarrassment is rectified
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@IOPIndia @johnredwood I’ve read your tweet four times and I still don’t understand what the f**k you’re on about
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There's somethings that I think the Premier League could take from this, specifically that when games were heading towards a boring draw "bulls would be ushered into the ring in hopes of adding confusion and inciting victory"
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RT @jpodhoretz: The slogan of the United States is being changed from "e pluribus unum" to "hold my beer."
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The greatest Sueprbowl performance, no contest.
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