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I'm just here for good banter, rugby, politics and construction stuff. PMB raised. JHB based.
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I know a Jehovahs Witness pamphlet when I see one.
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“When did you meet my dad? Because I can see that you’re quite good friends”
- my brothers daughter to me 😭😭😭😭
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Sending fake traffic reports to radio so your route to work is clear >>>
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I find it funny that there's 3 videos of SK Khoza at 3 different locations on the same day.
Like who was driving him to all these places to make a mockery of himself? 😂😭
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My favorite part of Twitter is where they dig up old tweets to expose hypocrisy 😭😂
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Usezulwini?
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Gotta give props to Fabiani for making KZN gents believe they're buying an Italian brand 😂
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Bathini la Noxolo?
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Kumithe ugabhadiya ke this time.
“A Sheer Dior Dress Is Rihanna’s Most Sensational Maternity Look To Date” - Vogue
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They found that 🦺 guy on Gagasi and allowed him to finish his poem.
Now I can rest better at night knowing about the Man and His Daughter who walked in the forest.
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A Michael House boy called another boy from St John's a K word and the whole school decided to cancel the rest of the days games and leave.
Massive statement made by St John's 👏🏿
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Unrelated but I find it quite cool how rugby is so big on the family setup.
KwiDiski?? Dweehh
A warm welcome to
@josephdweba2
, his wife Nomonde and their kids as they join our DHL Stormers family. 💙🤍
#iamastormer
#dhldelivers
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"🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ New Car 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️"
Kusho Mina when the dealership has just texted me that my new car is ready
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You no longer have to stand in long lines at Home Affairs guys, now you book an appointment online and their services is actually relatively quicker than before. So educate/help those that might not know and save the elders from going to stand in long lines in the cold.
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No lie, amabhunu did us dirty with the design of the township. Iyabheda lento, now our people have nothing to do but drink from as early as 7am on a Saturday.
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Ngathi it's the beginning of Date my Family 😂
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I thought they had now remixed "scopa tu mana" with "o jewa keng"
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3 days in office and uDD Mabuza has already given us a Public Holiday. Ay kuyapushwa la
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Yoh saze sasha
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If there's one thing KZN people do consistently... Is greet
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Thebe was in his bag when he was asking God not to take him while he's young because it's still too nice to groove.
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I say this again. The picture choice is quite interesting.
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Its nicer in the normal glass bro, dont be extra.
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I'm glad I'm grown now and can't be forced to go to church. Easter Weekend was the worst bro. Being in church the whole day? Kudliwe ilunch, lisho ivangeli futhi after???
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Bro, people are producing TV like quality content all for YouTube. The internet is truly amazing 😱 🔥🔥
The Cat is FINALLY out the bag!🤗🥰 I’m proud to announce a new segment to my YT channel titled
#FaceMyCrush
. This one is for all my ultimate faves who need help overcoming gwababa!😂🤞🏾
#FaceMyCrushWithNalediM
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Hawu bafo, you got that dog yakwaToyota
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One thing newly graduated doctors will do? IS BUY GERMAN CARS
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The level of ubumnandi bezingubo these days >>>
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Well the picture sums up the demographic
40 percent of young adults don't wear deodorant, study finds
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Efike ke ubastard neKIA picanto ethi naye ufuna isthembu. Hheyi akudlalwa lapha
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Unrelated but related: Kids are forever dawg 😭
i’ve been dropping hints at my dad about going back to school but not having the means for it. he finally asked me how much the course i want to do will cost.
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Thina asincengwa ngani?
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Allow me to reintroduce myself, the name is Sizwe Bhengu - Professional Quantity Surveyor, I passed the board interview 😤😤😤
Received positive feedback from the council, umuntu is half way to becoming a professional Quantity Surveyor😌
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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruits sure as hell are sweet! 🏛👨🏾🎓
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Thuso said unifuna one by one there in the comments 💀🤣
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Yusuf Abramjee waking up to all this new content:
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Like you can see that your boy is out of control today and he's a celeb but you think taking him to ishisanyama is a great idea? 😭😂
Maybe there's another explanation for it though.
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Amathambo engqondo.
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Gotta respect him though cause even in his moments of insanity, he rembered that the true enemy are the yt folks but showed love to odarkie 😂
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When youre on vacation with oChipo and suggest McDonald's for lunch😭
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Lmfao Yesses eNCA has had this one in the drafts for the past 11 years 😂
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No former Ambitious artist picked up the pieces better than AReece, it's like mans didn't even flinch!
Undoubtedly one of the hardest working artists in SA.
I remember having to deal with the fact that all my work was once taken down from YouTube.
Now I have to deal with the fact that I just reached 1M views as a fully independent artist.
No 🧢!!!!!
thanking my supporters a million times over I luv y’all 🙏🏽.
TWC 4EVER🌺.
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*Kabza tries to sneak off to go try squeeze in some sleep*
Maphorisa:
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Ey you're multi talented
@djsbu
This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
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Do you, don't compare yourself, I've seen mid week heavy drinkers graduate and library campers fail, ayikho iformula
#WitsFreshersAdvice
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I come before you to announce that unfortunately there's a 4th location 😂😭😭😭😭
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The poems good. But imagine uzotshela ibandla inkondlo yesingisi libusy notshwala
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Mina ispin kick saLomjita ngyasisaba, especially barefoot. WHOLE DAY BAREFOOT??? Ay indoda emadodeni ubafo ngeke
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At least 70% of the Springbok players are either married or engaged.
Source: Just trust me.
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JUST IN: UK's unemployment rate comes in at 3.9%
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Zuma is that parent that invites guests and then leaves you to entertain them
#FreeEducation
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And thing is, if someone digs far enough down your timeline, they're bound to find shit on you, we're ALL guilty of hypocrisy because our views and outlook on life changes over time.
But man, it's still hilarious when shit resurfaces 🤣 just not when it's on you that day.
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In a meeting where there’s only one other black professional in it.
I sneeze and he decides to go switch off the AC.
The yt folks ask why the AC is off and he straight up says “we’re black, we get cold” 😂
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Everytime I look at my car I smile man. What a beauty.
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Little known fact is the slang term "drip" is derived from the Zulu term "Ugqoke, uyaconsa"
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Just submitted my interim report, I'm officially half way to becoming a Professional Quantity Surveyor 😭🔥
Man if life was normal drinks would be on me today 😭
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I suspect this guy with the Blue t-shirt is the one taking him on a world tour, bahamba bonke 😭😂😂😂
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It really saddens seeing young people become slaves to alcohol because of primarily the environment they're in.
The one constant through all SA townships is that there'll be people drinking publicly from the early hours.
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That’s atleast 4 bodies
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This is what a year of your support looks like.
In the space of a year my sister has gone from cooking from my moms kitchen to having her own trailer and delivery bike.
Thank you to all those that have contributed in any shape or form to changing her life - Kwande 🙌🏾
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Ayidlali i-IFP, they audited the qualifications of the Zulu land district municipality employees and 7 have resigned😂 zyakhala
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Thimomo >>> ARE YOU READY TO ROCK FOR JESUS!
My colonized ass only enjoys gospel if it’s white, basically rock gospel 💀💀💀 please don’t tell me I’m alone
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With Oscar Mabuyane back at the helm, Cutting Edge just scored a few more extra seasons of the show 😂
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Bengithi kuzothiwa nayi ifootage yama suspect 😭😂💀
I don't know what serious shit they talking about ,I'm just waiting for my Kwagga burger...
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