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1 year
i am now on the Good Website!! @/bartlebykamoi
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what the hell is going on
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I can’t believe the GOP has nominated someone so old. I mean a 78 year old as president???
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feel like it should be a bigger story that counties and municipalities straight up do not have control of the armed agents of the state
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@sammyclaws12 the tone of the tweets is so off-putting, it's just so cutesy when they're being so incredibly racist
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@jacobdotgov have you seen the full cut? the transition from YMCA is incredible
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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lmao they verified him. still incredibly funny that the worst punishment elon can think of is giving someone a blue check
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derek guy
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ive ratio'd the owner of twitter
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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[pronouns + land acknowledgement] we are going to fire you if you try to unionize.
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Tax unrealized capital gains at 100%
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I am absolutely dying at the REI anti union podcast
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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@notkavi i was at a college orientation event and they gave us a half ton of I-beams instead of a class book. luckily, i had my lifted F-250,
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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btw, this is what ppl mean by "you can't reform this" I don't see any way to fix american policing without gutting it and rebuilding completely differently. civilians quite literally cannot control them
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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he’s done. 48hrs max
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The Royal Family
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This afternoon, The King held an Audience at Buckingham Palace with the Prime Minister, the Rt. Hon. Liz Truss MP.
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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underrated structural problem is that the way you become DNC chair is losing a high profile election (former chairs are McAuliffe, Dean, Brazile) since your name needs to be somewhat known but no one with a better alternative runs for the job. incubator for bad thinking!
@DanteAtkins
🕷Dante Atkins🕷
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It is very disappointing and alarming to see DNC Chair Jaime Harrison doing "poll unskewing" saying the polls were wrong about 2022. They were not. The RCP average was 2.5% R. The national House vote ended up being 2.8% R. This is pure copium that will lead to certain disaster.
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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@EmissaryOfNight i’m so sorry 🫂 they made this come true unironically 😭
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congressman, i hate to ask..... but like,,, do you know what happened after this photo was taken?
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sidney powell mugshot not getting nearly enough attention. just as good as giulani lol
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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this is still so funny lmao
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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@maddielove_
Maddie Love 🌻
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The poll tape is in folks, @KatieJonesMpls wins with 45%, Stancil 35%, Rolfes 20%
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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apparently warnock called a senator from inside the fulton jail to lobby them on the filibuster. imagine being on the receiving end of that call and trying to defend the filibuster lol
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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seeing a whole lot of “perfidious palestinians can’t be trusted” posting
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i do like to occasionally remind people that pelosi was endorsed by the DSA
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@DemocraticLuntz @JoePostingg incredible how 90s microsoft managed to become the least evil tech giant
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this eviction moratorium thing is one of the bleakest things ive watched happen the past couple years. because of inaction from biden and pelosi and pure contempt for poor people from moderate dems millions of people could be facing eviction in the coming months
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@notkavi i regularly haul raw steel, idk this seems reasonable
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@JoePostingg fun fact: they still show it every year in public middle school health class
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tricia cotham didn’t just end abortion access in north carolina. she ended it for the entire south. deeply evil.
@ameliatd
Amelia Thomson-DeVeaux
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New data, exclusively shared with @FiveThirtyEight , indicates that at least 10,000 women were unable to get an abortion in July and August because of Dobbs.
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@biggestjoel yeah idk. if i were him i'd take the money and run. no point in trying to salvage it now
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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NYT reporters would’ve put this in their book 5 months after lawrence v texas was overturned
@RiverTamYDN
River_Tam
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Imagine deciding to leak this to someone and going with Politico.
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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janet yellen must be granted the military force and authority in the next NDAA to end cryptocurrency mining by any means necessary
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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if you are in chicago, please mobilize to the uchicago encampment if you are at all able. we expect cops around or after midnight
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i do hope that we've learned our lesson from sinema
@ConorLambPA
Conor Lamb
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Our democracy was born in Pennsylvania. I'm running for Senate because I believe Pennsylvania can save it. #PASen
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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fun fact: this is the first time the chicago city council has no members under federal indictment!
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ngl universal free breakfast at my high school helped medlockpill me
@salaam
Salaam Bhatti
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BREAKING: USDA announces free lunches for all students through 2021-22 school year.
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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@jdcmedlock our long national nightmare is over, the era of treats has returned
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very funny that lamb is now doing exactly what all the twitter moderates accused bernie of doing in 2016 (strapping on a suicide vest in an unwinnable race)
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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i just wish joe manchin was corrupt instead of stupid
@jdcmedlock
James Medlock
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If Joe Manchin was primarily interested in bringing home benefits for his state, he would be a huge proponent supporting people with disabilities
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omg y'all
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he’s right! it’s humiliating and embarrassing. feels bad for menswear guy, forever burdened with having to explain that he isn’t a bigoted moron just that he annoyed the owner of the website
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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@ettingermentum the “Corruption” section on the “Governor of Illinois” wikipedia page
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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is $210,000/month rich?
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@questionableway my first thought was “yeah, that seems abt right for the labor costs for the city to hire lifeguards” when the number was first in the article then “that’s fucking insane” when i saw the swim club hires their own lifeguards
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@Bartleby_Kamoi
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some ✨personal news✨ i am happy to announce that I will be attending the university of chicago fall 2022 as a first year!
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thinking about the ~3% of voters who think biden stole the election and voted for biden/ approve
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israel is a racist state and it’s crazy how far away from reality our politicians are about this
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this photo with maduro, khamenei, and biden
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social democrats who hate the left are the weirdest mfs
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left wing prosecutors are super good for the left and are essentially doing the thing judges have done for the GOP where they can do super ideological things without voters connecting it to a party or even really specific backlash against the judge/prosecutor
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AHHHHHHH MY CONGRESSWOMAN JOINED (alma adams) AND IM 90% CERTAIN MY CALLS DID IT!!!!!!
@RepCori
Congresswoman Cori Bush
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@RepCasar Grateful to have @RepAdams as our latest co-sponsor on our #CeasefireNow resolution. Thank you for your courage and solidarity.
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take away the soviet flag and my knowledge of what that stylized lincoln means and you could totally convince me this is a ne0liberal event
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AOC has an unparalleled ability to break brains of every ideology
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are ny democrats just fatally allergic to the competent practice of politics?
@burgessev
Burgess Everett
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Could see a split among Senate progressives if Sinema runs Gillibrand: "I suspect I'd support my colleague" Bernie, who's called for challenges to Sinema, on supporting Gallego: "it’s something we would certainly look into." @marianne_levine
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i feel like too many leftists have lost the joy of owning the cons in their glee to own democrats
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@JoePostingg granted, we also did watch TLC, Body Shock, and eventually just basketball highlights in that class. also, the first teacher got fired for punching a kid (he also taught us how to make speed) and the second for laundering money through the athletics program
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the fact that 92% of black people vote democrat is really cool and based, and maybe everyone else should simply do the same
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Guy who defends poll taxes in the Jim Crow South as “medlockpilled”
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i love how twitter is full of jokes that only make sense if you've seen another specific tweet
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Tarhuwa 🌋🧮🪗
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838 years ago today. Still no official explanation.
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3 types of globe account: - neocons in denial/laundering their reputation - actual neoliberals - mainstream liberals who got jokerfied by online leftists
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praying for the best
@robert_a_barnes
Robert Barnes
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Justice Thomas hospitalized
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i find takes about how old and stable US democracy are just weird. we were at best a herrenvolk democracy until 60 years ago does america really have a “culture of democracy” or does it have a culture of exceptionalism that finds democracy a useful aesthetic?
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illinois lmao
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funny thing is that ppl on here love to say only white liberals think america is racist, when the view is *way* more popular among black ppl
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@Noahpinion
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
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This is the real America, and all the smug 30-year-old white guys with hipster beards who think going around saying that America is based on racism makes them smarter than they really are need to go find another hobby
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ppl do forget this but gavin newsom genuinely is bad
@emily_hoeven
Emily Hoeven
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BREAKING: @GavinNewsom has vetoed @Scott_Wiener 's bill to allow pilot supervised drug injection sites in Oakland, San Francisco and Los Angeles.
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either order works
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scheduling my third and fourth vaccines for babydog ✊ #DoItForHer
@HaleighHoffman
Haleigh Hoffman
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ICYMI: West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice has made his dog "babydog" the mascot of the state's new vaccine lottery. "She wants you vaccinated SO badly"
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what if feinstein dies after newsom gets himself recalled because california does not have a same party appointment law...
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opposing marijuana legalization is the exact kind of performatively moderate position that's actually super unpopular that dumbasses like lamb love
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what’s even the point of being a nationalist if you can’t deliver an all time Post for this moment
@narendramodi
Narendra Modi
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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will be remembered as a stalwart of our times. She provided inspiring leadership to her nation and people. She personified dignity and decency in public life. Pained by her demise. My thoughts are with her family and people of UK in this sad hour.
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AOC's in big trouble come redistricting. the legislature probably draws her into the same district as john delaney, and she can't win that primary
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just saw some unhinged shit on the tl; none of y'all would vote romney over AOC, right?
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the eric adams is super electable bc he’s weird meme is totally out of control. he significantly underperformed! barely beat an insane unpopular deblasio!
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rest in power justice thomas. a great man and greater justice, thank you for serving this nation dutifully
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There has never been a downgrade as apocalyptic, cataclysmic, abominable, atrocious, revolting, repugnant, appalling, detestable, wretched, diabolical, disgraceful, abysmal, horrendous, ghastly, abhorrent, reprehensible, lamentable, noxious, objectionable, or dreadful as this one
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feel the need to reiterate that $3.5 trillion was the compromise mark warner negotiated down from bernie's $6 trillion and biden's $4.2 trillion
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imagine being a blue dog at 17 lmao
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the police are a lawless mob
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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A Black councilman protested Andrew Brown Jr. shooting. Police urinated on his property to retaliate, he says.
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im putting together a team
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if you are above 35 and in line to vote in chicago get OUT of line
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this is why electing people like AOC and Cori Bush matters!
@JStein_WaPo
Jeff Stein
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BREAKING: Biden admin expected to announce new ban/limits on evictions, **details TK** but likely more limited than prior national ban. Follows major pushback from progressive House Ds. Story w/ the amazing @tylerpager @seungminkim & @TonyRomm
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sometimes i forget that the american right is bankrolled by a set of scams preying on the elderly
@justinbaragona
Justin Baragona
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guys, Guys, GUYS! This is a real-life commercial that just aired on Fox News
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start cutting the cuellar hates joe biden ads now :)
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Justice Democrats
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Henry Cuellar was the only "Democrat" to vote against the PRO Act, which would support labor unions and restore fairness in our economy. @JCisnerosTX is fighting to create good-paying union jobs and to pass the PRO ACT. #TX28 The choice is clear.
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im in favor of more fiscal stimulus just to see what happens if the labor market gets even tighter, as a fun science experiment. does every reactionary small business owner spontaneously combust at 2.5%?
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im sorry, the diamond doesn’t sparkle the same if several congolese children didn’t die
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if the twitter centrist theorem is correct, and twitter leftists being mean to dems online is the reason they lose, dems had better start catering to twitter leftists a whole lot harder
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this mf spittin
@Blockworks_
Blockworks
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DONALD TRUMP: Crypto is very dangerous. It could be an explosion like we have never seen before
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is it really appropriate to confirm a new supreme court justice in a midterm year? we say wait until 2023 | wsj editorial board
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i feel like journalists should simply be less bloodthirsty and sanewash biden's gaffe in the interest of humanity surviving
@cnnbrk
CNN Breaking News
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Biden calls for regime change in Russia, saying of Putin: "This man cannot remain in power".
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this is what actual humanitarian foreign policy looks like
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what-
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what if we have warnock run over manchin’s foot with his car
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YESSSS HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS
@AnthonyMKreis
Anthony Michael Kreis
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🚨🚨🚨 North Carolina Supreme Court: racially gerrymandered North Carolina General Assembly, as an unconstitutionally constituted legislature, did not have the power to propose amendments to the North Carolina Constitution.
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the US should dronestrike bolsonaro so we can figure out if it's even possible for him to die
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dropping the “and governors” in there is so funny lol
@realBlagojevich
Rod Blagojevich
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Arresting Presidents and Governors for trumped up crimes is banana republic politics. Not since S. Carolina fired shots against Ft. Sumter has our Republic been in such danger. Weaponized prosecutors who use the power entrusted to them to target people based on politics and get
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a ban on stock trades is popularism
@nypost
New York Post
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Jon Ossoff expected to snub Pelosi by pushing ban on Congress stock trades
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being against the iran nuclear deal is an opinion that's somewhat normalized in dem circles but is actually absolutely psycho and insane
@AndrewGhalili
Andrew Ghalili
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House Dems currently speaking against reported #IranDeal . @RepJoshG : "We must not loosen non-nuclear sanctions ... if Iran has proven anything, it's that it can't be trusted." Also says we cannot lift the #IRGC 's FTO designation.
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FUCK eric adams is searching my room for votes rn, what do I do???
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@Liv_Agar @Papapishu have you seen the full cut lmao?
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still underrated the extent to which manchin has no clue what he's talking about at all times
@MeetThePress
Meet the Press
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WATCH: Don't take a no-fly zone in Ukraine off the table, @Sen_JoeManchin (.) says. "[Talking to President Zelenskyy] was so surreal. ... He said, 'Listen, if Ukraine falls, Europe may fall.' ... I would take nothing off the table."
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it's like a romney family funeral lol
@cnnbrk
CNN Breaking News
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More than 100 of Justice Ginsburg's former clerks meet her casket at the Supreme Court steps
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i love how manchin was okay with the absolute comedy of budget gimmicks that funded BIF, but the second we're trying to keep child poverty down or save the climate, no more
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red voters:
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@lisatomic5
lisatomic
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Poll question from my 12yo: Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill. - if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives - if not, red pills live and blue pills die Which do you choose?
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he mentions it at the end of this clip
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