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Fan of @Adelaide_FC + @GlenelgFC , @Adelaide36ers , @UtahJazz , @Raiders . Trading cards collection posted

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@BarronVonCrow
Barron Von Crow
4 years
David Schwarz witnessed his Dad and partner being murdered as a child, went through 3 knee reconstructions, overcame a gambling addiction, but he's soft cause he cried after losing a GF. Yeesh.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
I think my favourite part of #TheLastDance is Larry Bird being stone faced at Reggie Miller hitting a potential game winner because even with 0.7 seconds left there's still enough time left for MJ to win it.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Good news: I have tickets to see Adelaide vs St Kilda on Monday night! Bad news: I have tickets to see Adelaide vs St Kilda on Monday night.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
@AFLNation Almost like they used to be teammates or something!
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
The biggest take away from that game is the continued turnaround of Matt Crouch on the defensive side of the game. Game high in tackles (12) and pressure acts (30), been outstanding in that regard over the last 5 or so weeks.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
How arrogant of the Crows to finish last, travel back in time 4 years and trade Jarryd Lyons. Staggering.
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Barron Von Crow
8 years
I think Vickery just wants to sign with the Hawks so he can punch guys in the face and not get suspended for it anymore.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
So basically the Crouch to Richmond rumour went like this Twitter account posts fake rumour Attention seeking reporter repeats it on SEN Richmond call up Adelaide and say “WTF is Crouch really available?” Crows say “Hell no” Richmond say “Yea, thought so, just had to check”
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Rob Chapman says "We're not a boys club" Director of Football: Mark Riccuito Board Member: Rod Jameson COO: Nigel Smart Head of Football: Brett Burton FWD coach: Ben Hart Ruck/AFLW coach: Marty Clarke DEF coach: Marty Mattner
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
All these shitheels saying Tom Boyd is crap and should retire then saying he's soft for retiring. Yeesh! Young man with a lot of his life ahead of him has decided to do something else. Not sure why that's fodder for ridicule and scorn.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Rob Chapman just said on radio "Now that Pyke has resigned I expect the external the review to be wrapped up fairly quickly" Doesn't that just tell you about what they wanted out of the review and who was and wasn't a target.
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Barron Von Crow
7 years
Got some sweet customized @utahjazz Nike Air sneakers as an early Christmas present.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
This will be @Adelaide_FC fans once Brodie Smith is back to his best.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Sholl will rightly get the majority of the plaudits for his game there, but Schoenberg not far behind him today. 21 disposals, 4 marks, 5 tackles and 3 clearances. Good signs from him there.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
It's nice the AFL and Channel 7 get to blame the game itself for their declining viewership numbers and get to completely ignore their own hand in why people don't want to watch football on TV. "I'm not the one with the problem, you're the one with the problem"
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Barron Von Crow
3 months
Adelaide Crows in the pre-season: The rebuild is over! Time to embrace expectations and make the finals! *Season turns to shit* Adelaide Crows: Why are you asking questions? You've got to be realistic where we're at in our rebuild. Shut up and just support us.
@AaronBryans
Aaron Bryans
3 months
Premiership Crow and former board member Rod Jameson on the public scrutiny of Adelaide staff: #AFLCrowsSwans @abcsport
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
I knew we shouldn't have traded Alex Keath...
@Adelaide_FC
Adelaide Crows
5 years
IT'S HAPPENING! A #T20Showdown to raise funds for the SA Bushfire Appeal 🏏 #weflyasone
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Roo, you know you're supposed to use a burner account for this kind of shit?
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Tex, Eddie and Charlie in the same forward line. I'm gonna pretend it's 2017 again.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Matt Crouch with a team high 26 disposals and I couldn't tell you what he did with a single one of them. Brad next best on 25 and it's the exact same.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
@AnandWrites His ability to fly into a rage and then calmly move to the next point was actually quite impressive.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Good luck to @RoryAtkins21 wherever he ends up next year. Went from being pick #81 to playing 101 games of AFL football (and counting), not many get that sort of return! Been a very damaging player at times for us, sure he'll do well with his new team.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
@whizkidsfc23 Then respond to that rather than make personal attacks on people. You can't claim you want the media to be better and then stoop down below their level.
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Barron Von Crow
4 months
I think we need to make a giant yellow jacket and award it to the back 6 for this year.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
I have talked to my sources and I can confirm exclusively that Brody Grundy WILL be at Adelaide... ...on Saturday the 17th of August when Collingwood play Adelaide at Adelaide Oval. #TomBrowneTweets
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
So Hamish says they bid on JUH in part because the Bulldogs had interest in James Rowe, with the Bulldogs having 2 picks at 29 and 33 before where the Crows picked Rowe up. Wiped them out at the start to take them out of contention.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
When Matthew Nicks talked about wanting to have a team that plays for each other, these are the type of moments I reckon he meant. Doesn't look impressive, but Sloane putting his body in gives Matt the extra two seconds to compose, hit a target by foot (on the right no less!)
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Ned is gonna get his block knocked off one day, but is nice to have someone with a bit of fight like that in 'em.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
This is what Bryce Gibbs got fined $2K for @Adelaide_FC ?
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
...Gotta do what you gotta do to get a coaching gig I guess.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Crows coaches often remind me of Flanders parents.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Lachie Sholl was robbed not getting a spot in the All-Australian side.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Jason Dunstall and Matthew Pavlich rounding out the external review for the Crows. Finally getting Pavlich down to West Lakes! The dream of 2008 is now alive!
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Barron Von Crow
5 months
You put your Lachie Sholl in, you take your Lachie Sholl out. You put your Lachie Sholl in and you shake him all about...
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Chayce Jones into the midfield and immediately starts to have a bit of an impact on the game. Gotta keep him in there.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Crows moved from the 2nd oldest list to now having the (currently)10th ranked, while the average games played rank falls from 3rd to 10th. Big shift in one off-season, but realistically had no other option given the results of the last two years.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
I have the 2012 Showdown on DVD still. No Tex, Tippett and Smack get injured early in the 1st quarter, think we're cooked. Hendo moves to FF, pulls a Shane Ellen and kicks 6 goals. Congrats to Hendo on his career!
@HawthornFC
Hawthorn FC
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Ricky Henderson has called time on his AFL career. 159 games, 12 years, 2 clubs. Congratulations on a fantastic career, Ricky. 💛💛 📝: #Always
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Mentioned on @RoweyandBicks today that Matt Crouch was 100th in the AFL for pressure acts between Rd1-9. Between RD10-14 he's been 1st, from 14.6 acts per game to 25.3. Not just Matt that improved though, the same period the entire team improved from 229.5 to 272.5 PA per game.
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4 years
Sholl making a run to be our first Rising Star nomination of the year.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
It isn't the losing that's annoying me right now, it's the knowledge that all the mates that got sweet jobs in the football department in roles they had zero experience in will be backed in. Campo gets to survive to head coach #5 because he's such a great operator.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
I'd be inclined to give ROB the 3 votes today. Terrific performance.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
James Sicily has finally made me understand what my mum meant when she would say "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed".
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
I'm not a Mackay fan, but the BigFooty "I'm cancelling my membership" melts are quite amusing. Like with all the shit wrong at the club David Mackay is what sends you over the edge?
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
My favourite part of the Brownlow is towards the end when Gil goes X2 speed on announcing the votes on the games that won't impact the potential winner and then goes X0.5 on any game which has someone in....the....top...five.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Reilly O'Brien ran with a 37.9% hitout to advantage rate last night. For comparison, Gawn is averaging 34.8% for the year.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
So under the Chapman/Roo/Fagan regime we've had to pay 2 head coaches, 2 assistant coaches, a head of football and at least 2 (and probably increasing) players not to be at the club. Gotta back 'em in though.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Don't have a lot of time for many AFL journo's, but @cleary_mitch seemed like one of the good ones. What a rubbish decision by @AFL .
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Freaking nailed my PSD mock draft.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Crows found a way to get the #1 and #2 picks in the end. Checkmate AFL.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
Has a guy in his first year of AFL football won a B&F before? Doedee gonna have to be a chance this year.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
@Stevo7AFL And 11 of them were turnovers.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
You wouldn't be upset if Riley Thilthorpe ends up as good as a Brodie Grundy or Tom Lynch. Welcome to the Crowies!
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
The biggest thing i'll always remember about Phil Walsh was the power of personality he possessed. From the very first press conference he held when he was announced as coach he just had the ability to make you believe as a fan that he could take the club to a Premiership.
@Adelaide_FC
Adelaide Crows
4 years
Forever in our hearts ❤️ #weflyasone
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
I'm kinda worried we won't win another Showdown now that Pittard isn't at Port.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Should we have a bet on how many times the word "Moneyball" is misused during the upcoming trade period? I'm going for over 300 at least.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Think that covers off just about every possibility in one tweet.
@TomBrowne2000
Tom Browne
5 years
Greene is a big chance. My instinct tells me the AFL will win. But only just. It’s 70 30 appeal failing id say. Very difficult to tell. We should get a decision in the next 10 minutes or so
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Matt Crouch never seen a handball he didn't like.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
These two cards aren't particularly special in any way, but when I first started collecting as a kid these two were like the holy grail of basketball cards to me.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
This is how I like to imagine Don Pyke gave his resignation to Brett Burton.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
You almost have to admire Dwayne's ability to hype not only a comeback by Adelaide, but the beginning of a win streak as well.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
Last week: Patrick Dangerfield misses and I start Tim Kelly instead This week: Toby Greene misses and I start Luke Ryan instead I am fluking this shit so hard so far this year.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Me coming home after my parents find out I have Chad Wingard in my Supercoach team.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
Nah, don't think so. Weird you'd post that about Gaff and not someone like Nic Nat.
@sam_mcclure
Sam McClure
6 years
Spare a thought for Andrew Gaff. Has been there for all of the hard times, had 34 disposals when his team was smashed in 2015 GF and misses out on the ultimate prize for one moment of madness. #AFLGF
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
Stupid Tex Walker and his... *shuffles deck* *picks card* ...Sunscreen
@JacksonZman
Jackson Zimmerman
6 years
@Adelaide_FC @chriskkenny What clown wears zinc cream like that? The Adelaide captain perhaps? You can’t win a grand final with a clown leading you.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
If Rowan Marshall is working so well in the ruck then why wouldn't you try to recruit a forward so he can stay there, rather than a ruck so he can move forward.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
Don't think Mitch Grigg can do anything more to boost his draft chances. 30 disposals and 6 goals 22 minutes into the 4th quarter of the SANFL Grand Final. Fantastic performance.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
I actually started Petruccelle on field this week. Not some genius move on my part, just that my other two options in Balta and Burgess suck so much I figured a score in the 40 range was the best result I could get.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
I do like that the footy media has given more attention and shown more outrage to the timing of a press release then the absolute dumbfuckery of a player drink driving. Priorities on point there.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
McClures reporting reminds me of a Mr Squiggle drawing. Connect a few dots and come up with whatever your you can.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
I like how the Crowies are hyping up "no ones spot is safe" but we'll probably just see Lynch and CEY come in if they're available for selection.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
At least Rocky can enjoy a succulent Chinese meal this week.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
At this point I'm quarantining myself not because I'm sick but because I don't trust that the people who need to will.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
I'm sure the Crows would be gagging to give up pick 2 for Ben Brown instead of potentially drafting someone like Riley Thilthorpe instead...
@7AFL
7AFL
4 years
Brad Crouch ➡️ North Melbourne Ben Brown ➡️ Adelaide @camluke proposes how it could happen... #ArmchairExperts
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
3 year deal is a great result for Hartigan. Has his bad moments, but generally a very solid defender who can play on different sized forwards if needed. Does a huge amount of off-field charity work that doesn't get the attention it deserves as well.
@cleary_mitch
Mitch Cleary
4 years
Adelaide defender Kyle Hartigan will join Hawthorn @AFLcomau @traderadio @CalTwomey
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Reilly O'Brien prep work for Saturday against the Eagles.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Reverse view, Luke Brown isn't happy with that effort at all from Matt Crouch.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
So, who are you guys wearing tonight? I'm wearing some track pants by Diadora and a t-shirt from Target. My hair was done by myself cause I'm a bald mofo.
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Barron Von Crow
3 months
Jimmy gets it.
@1395FIVEAA
FIVEAA
3 months
Jimmy Bartel says Crows should use the rest of the season to ask questions of its list: Listen 👉
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Thought that was probably Himmelberg,s best game so far. Stuck some marks, got a bit involved and worked OK in the ruck and at ground level.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Shocking. Uncontracted player will leave if not offered a new contract.
@9NewsAdel
9News Adelaide
4 years
#EXCLUSIVE : A bombshell from pending free agent Brad Crouch tonight, as Adelaide ponders how to best rebuild its list. The reigning Crows Club Champion exclusively telling Nine News, he is prepared to leave West Lakes if asked to go. @WillCrouch9 #9News
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
5AA reporting Eddie Betts is done at the Crows. This makes me sad.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Gold Coast Suns at AFL House to lodge that Rory Atkins paperwork
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
All those picks, but what good is it if player retention and development isn't improved? Shouldn't that be the focus of any assistance package towards the Suns?
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
O'Brien saves our bacon so much being able to drop down back and take contested grabs.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
DEV coaches: Matty Wright, Brent Reilly, Paul Thomas Runner/Academy Coach: Jason Porplyzia High Performance Manager: Matt Hass List Manager: Justin Reid Events executive: Matthew Robran
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
You'd hope he wouldn't even need to worry given the season he's had.
@tomrehn9
TomRehn9
4 years
One of the feel good stories for 2020 for ⁦ @Adelaide_FC ⁩ the out of contract Ben Keays hopes he’s done enough to get a new deal at the end of the season. ⁦ @9NewsAdel
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Campo has been doing his job for nearly a decade and still can't put together a midfield that doesn't get cut up once the ball is on the outside.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
Brodie Grundy owners who didn't trade him out this week right now.
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Barron Von Crow
5 months
I gotta give McHenry credit, he's making me wish Murphy was back in the side.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Well if Ben Davis can't get a game with Lynch injured, Crocker sick and Fog dropped then you can probably say he ain't ever getting another shot.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
Crows 2019 training gear looks like the colouring you'd use on bigass WordArt in highschool.
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Barron Von Crow
6 years
This AFL trade page on Facebook has some awesome Photoshops on there.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
@FOXFOOTY That's a convenient thing to say now.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
I'll have more time for Campo than I do Burton. He did some good work at times for the Crows, but I think he had become massively stale, unmotivated and hit a development ceiling after being here for a decade. A parting of the ways should be the best scenario for all involved.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
@7AFL The image wasn't offensive, the comments were, so why remove both?
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
90 SCPoints for ROB, good result for anyone who brought him in. Continues to build as he gains AFL experience.
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Barron Von Crow
5 years
How awful does that look with security patrolling the joint like it's a prison yard.
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Barron Von Crow
5 months
This is where I'm probably gonna get annoyed next week cause I wouldn't be surprised if they dropped Rachele for that last quarter, but if he'd played 200 games? They'd probably go and glue his magnet to the whiteboard.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
Laird flat out looks like he doesn't care anymore.
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Barron Von Crow
4 years
This one is going straight to the pool room.
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