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Mick Barnam

@BarnhamMick

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Ex Bouncer Fanny Magnet Up And Coming Football Manager Glenfield badman 💪🏻

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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@rileybxby Replies coming thick and fast i see 😵‍💫
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
3 years
Throwback Thursday before my first shift on Toys R Us doors #bouncer #TripleHardBastard
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
This is how it’s done in your own boozer skinner you shit house Spent half my house money on CP gear and neck on all the fanny in your local #lightwork @Allextonseniors @anpfc
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
New boys on the block Big push to get us to those 7 listeners🙏🏻 Like and share guys Big convos on our massive 3 year history and 2 trophies between us Enjoy the 1min 37secs of jam packed content ⚽️🏆🤡
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
When you play at a conference level ground and double their last home attendance with a Sunday league side?? Yeah that 💪🏻 #UpTheStanny
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
3 years
Fuck you @KurtZouma
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@itsjuststephfox Nope 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
10 months
@Allexton1st @GoughyJosh @BarrowTFC @RyanLeeCharles9 @liamdasilva9 @BJarratt_7 We from Ellistown wish you all a very merry Christmas………… Apart from Josh Gough, he needs to catch Covid from his under cooked Turkey the wimp
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Delighted to welcome into the world my second daughter 'Donna Stanny Varnam' She is the absolute spit of me and I'm in love once again #FatherAndDaughterRingers
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@H0TT4LEXI Netflix and strimmer gal
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@leicsfa @CosbyUnitedFC being racists again?! Not the first time for this shower of is it About time to mutants got sorted out good and proper #Maggits
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
10 months
Get at me gals
@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
This is how it’s done in your own boozer skinner you shit house Spent half my house money on CP gear and neck on all the fanny in your local #lightwork @Allextonseniors @anpfc
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@Ashwaifux Love to spill my coco on them
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Feeling annoyed today, so Anyone out there that fancy violence come get it you pussys 😡🤬💪🏻
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Thinking tactics for our big Sunday game Any gaffas out there with any input with more than district league level experience please @ me suggestions Formation etc Got a lot of friends and egos to fit in on 11 man side 🤯 #Help
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@Jake_Lesta Get @Reif_Armstrong in with this mob, sausage brigade
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
All the best to the 3rds this evening One more performance and you'll have the pot on your TV #Trophies #CupidoAcFides #LightWork
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
Some sprint to keep my girl with me Dumped me in the Stanneh then all over me after my 50 yard dash Love you Kate 😘 #Fannymagnet
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@birstall_united Good player to be fair but uglier than skinner
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Unreal weekend with my boys Turned over a side when 97% of our squad and fans were cemicalled out their heads Start from the top down From our gurning chairman all the way down to clints bestie @Ethanbibby7 Class!! #FACup
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@DeadlineDayLive @scousebibs1 to Blaby, Shepshed and Thurnby The list continues
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@Standrewsbar If I don’t get the Shepshed physio role I’ll be interested, should have won the league for Glenny last season but marginally missed due to The Thurnby tramps playing the Covid card all year #LetMeKnow
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@ManagerMooners @onepblakey All under control fella My boys know what tomorrow means to the club and the fans after this weeks bad news Everything will be left out on that pitch I will assure you 💪🏻 #UpTheFuckingStanny #RIPBigTim #Mothersday 💕
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@KadeyLewis @officialAPFC 😂😂😂😂 this is the cringiest thing I’ve read #wetwipes
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@BirstallStamfo2 Can take it from West End as they actually have lads that can kick a ball But thurmaston 😂😂😂😂 It’s Like that big kid at school having a scrap and the little cockroach behind him gobbin off 😂😂😂😂 Fucking Thurmaston 😂😂😂😂😂
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@Fish10Phillip @SpezialSSLE4 @ShepshedDynamo I believe the manager is leaving the webbed toed boys to join HMSpisstheleague fella
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
5 years
@NickVarnam About as painful as your quiff hanging on, on a blustery morning on the park you wet wipe
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@therealmoulty @_STFC @gufc_1st Chin up fella We were on another level to you bud I think you’ll stay up though
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
9 months
@BirstallJimmy @KerryKatona7 It’s all mine now you chubby little cunt Finally got rid of the weekend millionaire after a little snaking in the camp didn’t I 👊🏻 🐍
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@birstall_united @HucknallTownFc @utdcos All the best fellas Let’s see what the hype is all about then @CBucalossilcfc
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@ManagerMooners @onepblakey All as one tomorrow 💪🏻 For one day only of corse
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@johngreaves4 @officialAPFC It’s called dwarfism John
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@Standrewsbar Should have spent abit more money and you may have stayed up 🥴
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
5 years
@birstall_united Mooners out!!! @pipes1 🤔😂
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@NickMorrell03 @BirstallStamfo1 @jokerfc1967 Fuck me @NickMorrell03 you look like a shit Tony Tucker you absolute whopper 😂🙈
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@MattTurner92 Get yourself on Britain’s got talent instead fella
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@birstall_united This a wind up? Shaking fans hands on the way out 😂😂 Lad at the back needs to give his head a wobble 🤝🏾
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
3 years
What does @StannySkindog and @KurtZouma have in common? They’re both crap with pussy
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@ManagerMooners @AaronHeadley1 @aaronsweeney9 @mfordy8 I hope you're happy now 1st team out of another cup down to you fuckers
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@JoeyBSide @onepblakey @ManagerMooners About as quiet as one of your DJ sets you fucking fraud Still begging it at 58 with hair style like Terry Wogan 🤣🤣
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
3 years
Weekly thing for me down the Domi #LovelyTouch #Legends
@TheSportsman
The Sportsman
3 years
This is beautiful to watch. @JackGrealish - you legend. 👏
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@BrandonD3nnis Yes mate, the same way you are to your boyfriend in your profile #Cute
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
10 months
@Jskindogg Can’t get much better than being the fastest wheelie bin bandit in the county John
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
10 months
@AaronHeadley1 Because it wasn’t a foul fella
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@ilkestontown_fc Where you scout him from fellas? Soft play?
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Bring your wing man chunk from the goonies to give you a hand if like aswel buddy #GlenfieldBadboy #MyHouse
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
5 years
@Glenfieldtown @NickVarnam Ungliest cunt ever to ruin a league you boys If you need a proper player to sort the management out, get in touch guys
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@GK1_DA 😂 imagine these pair making an arrest I’d take their heads off with one follow through the arse bandits
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@birstall_united No coincidence you won without these wank stains playing
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
5 years
What a shit watch that was @Razzahills when is that fucking fossil @mfordy8 going to reign it in? Bullying a young lad out of position 🙈 Wants to practise his long balls as his pass completion was about 3% #Bully #DryYourEyesMate #Gog
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@BENN_PELLO @GK1_DA Fuck him on par with Bullen that melt
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@monkeyshead99 @onepblakey @mac1983_d He was fucking well in it I was there feeding his penis in And his hooter 👃🏻🍆
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@jonsmithUCL @UCLFanZone @utdcos @melton_town @Official_LTFC 😂😂😂 2000 a week budget to flap the fucker now Piss poor
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
10 months
@EllistownFC @NickVarnam @ThurnbyRangers2 Shit show of a club Adam left me with out my groundsman the fat tramp
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
You know it young spunker All about basing my side around you #CaptainCharles #ImTheNewBrowny
@CharlieYoung_98
Charlie ≅
6 years
@BarnhamMick Few secrets in here B
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
5 years
@millieclamp_ Robbed a living this ugly cnut has
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@CBucalossilcfc Well said puppet Any chance of you kicking a ball without Mr Blobby telling you where to go fella? BU shithouse
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
11 months
@johngreaves4 @officialAPFC No back handers today Johnny 🙄
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Mick Barnam
2 years
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@monkeyshead99 @pipes1 @mfordy8 @fyffey87 Haven't you got a 3rd team bench to sit on you wally
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@johngreaves4 @officialAPFC @doddz17 Is that Freddie young in goal?
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@ThurnbyRangers2 Mid table battle 👏🏻
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Count down until Sunday now Twitchy bum time for myself Biggest game I've been involved in Who to pick head aches #FACup
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@fyffey87 @Reif_Armstrong @BirstallJimmy Good weight ratio between the 2 aswell Imagine a seesaw with them cunts each end 🙈
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@ManagerMooners @Ethanbibby7 @cupidoacfides @BirstallStamfo1 That scrotum would get smashed all over the shop if I took him glenfield Only bad men allowed on those street buddy He's better off moving back in with his fucking loser best pal simmo Them pair are as useful as a chocolate teapot #wastemen
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
5 years
Boys done me proud yesterday Nice to see a few "hooligans" trying to kick off 😂 BS wannabes 💩
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
3 years
@StannySkindog If you can’t hack a little slobber on your chops you with out a doubt wouldn’t want my left hand you sausage
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@ManagerMooners @JoeDez Absolute fraud kid Take that cake out your mouth fatty and start doing a proper managers instead of trying to fuck up what the God Pete Barnsby created #Mug
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@BirstallStamfo2 😂😂😂 three absolute mong central sides teaming up to attack the best ever sunday league team in the country Cute this is fellas, very cute 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Your clubs will be finished with in 5 years like the rest of them that have tried to compete
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@BirstallStamfo1 Pete Barnsby looking well with Redknapp and Mccoist #GodBarnes #WonMoreThanThemPair
@alanbrazil
Alan Brazil
6 years
Another Cheltenham under my belt and what a day yesterday turned out to be! Harry Redknapp was a legend on the breakfast show, had Ally and I in stitches!! Can’t wait for next year already 😜 #CheltenhamFestival2019 #harryredknapp #allymccoist #alanbrazil #talksport
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@ThurnbyRangers2 Not fancy beating us no? Step aside little boys. #MenVBoys
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
10 months
@hinckleyafcfan @wealedog0691 Get him modelling the kit aswell 😍
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
2 years
@browny87 Change your top you helmet Spent your salary on a shirt to get a profile pic in a shit boozer for 3 likes 👍🏻
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@Freddie_Young1 @Razzahills Certainly doesn't have matching slippers the soft Cnut
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@JoeyBSide @LewisGamble09 Pull him off then Joeh
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@KirbyMuxloeFC when am I having my big reveal? I’m taking over the ucl and man needs telling on social media sharpish fellas
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@JoeyBSide @LordyMJ1986 Not even close you harold bishop look a like
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@LordyMJ1986 @ManagerMooners Birstall bob hated you pal
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@LordyMJ1986 @mfordy8 Over 470 and apparently our end took 410 roughly, Some serious effort that Lost voice and drumitous I have today
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@spencerbeckk @leicsfa @CosbyUnitedFC So a complete stranger to cosbyfc racially abused a wymswold player? 🤔🤔 sounds normal A load of wank shafts
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Wonder if @pipes1 was at the game yesterday? That's how you put a shift in at meadow lane buddy Sure you were spotted at the cob window scoffing 🐷 #BSFC
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
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6 years
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
7 months
@DA06MO_A Can’t be surprised when 90% of them don’t play on a Saturday They go back to their proper clubs Farce
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
5 years
@katieeeeebell Had better in the Nags tbf #Truth
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@Fish10Phillip @CBucalossilcfc Let me know what he tastes like fella
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Rumour has it @Reif_Armstrong and @Ethanbibby7 had their arses fed to them by my boy @JoshGough97 💪🏻 Anytime you want in for the first team again Josh, just let me know and il have the Birstall Bums ejected #DryBumming #7zip 🤣
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
8 months
@Fish10Phillip @utdcos @yaxleyfc @BirstallJimmy He’ll win the catering reward at the end of the season Caneh fella
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@ManagerMooners @JoeyBSide 🤣 calm down moon shine Just because I've won in 12 months what you and flee side have put together in your careers What make him a legend anyway? Is it because he finger women in their sleep? #BarnamIsTheStanniSaviour #MoonersAndFleeSideSuck
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@CBucalossilcfc Good player if he can keep his rattle in his pram My boy Paz had him all over the gaff last year so doubt he’ll do much
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
3 years
@JakeCulv123 @gufc_1st you should be banned from playing the game you long homo
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
Word on the st is Birstall United manager Mr Jarrom took offence to my input in my tweets last week? If he wants to sort this issue then il be more than happy to meet up to discuss and settle it Please bring your rope Mr Jarrom and il tug you all over the shop fella 💪🏻 #Bouncer
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
6 years
@LordyMJ1986 Fuck the ropes fella Have a real dust up you mitten wearing tart Stop hiding behind the ref
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@Allexton1st @HathernFC £4 for walking football? Daylight robbery fellas
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
How’s he taste fella?
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@BirstallJimmy @Mrjamieohara1 @lukejamesday Think he may win your slimmer of the year award this year fella
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@BarnhamMick
Mick Barnam
1 year
@birstall_united @GregJTaylor86 Id win that league by Jan Light work
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