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@BangersOnToast
The Great British Bloke
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On the come up, you need to manage your personal finances like a publicly listed company Track every single penny That way, there’s no surprises and you won’t accidentally end up in crippling high interest debt If you want to be successful, you’ve got to get your
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The Great British Bloke
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The Great British Bloke
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@Odyssesui @HolderOftheFire There’s only 1 person who gets to make that decision and it isn’t you
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The Great British Bloke
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@SonnyofSaaS 👍
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The Great British Bloke
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@HolderOftheFire He said it He said that Jesus Christ is God in front of half the world that doesn’t go unpunished
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The Great British Bloke
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There are many bad ways to die - stabbed in the back by a friend - drone striked by zionists - consumed by a Komodo dragon but the WORST conclusion is to die with your affairs in tatters it’s unbecoming of a gentleman to leave behind: unpaid taxes, failing businesses or a collapsing estate whatever the cost you must settle your debts before you go at least that way you can be remembered fondly by your family and judged fairly by your creator as a free man
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The Great British Bloke
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working in software sales is like getting an MBA except instead of getting into crippling high interest debt you'll get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds a year to learn how the fastest growing businesses in the world operate it's an exceptional use of your twenties for ambitious men if you get it right, you'll enter your 30's with a couple M in earnings and a skillset you can use to start a company you truly care about with the intention of positively impacting the trajectory of our nation thats a far more fulfilling life and reliable road to success than swanning around the 3rd world trading memecoins like a laptop gypsy glad to see people getting it
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Kieran
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Got a real job at a real funded company (with minimal soy) and I’m actually loving it. High T young men have been pushed away from ZogCorp for too long. If you can perform at a shitty agency or twitter hustle I PROMISE you can take those skills to corp and RAKE with a real logo, stability, and benefits. Homage @BangersOnToast
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The Great British Bloke
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never ask a black person about how they lost their virginity their stories will make your ears bleed “Yo I fucked my auntie at a BBQ when I was 9 man, I hit that shit so gud” why you bragging nigga u got raped
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The Great British Bloke
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Imagine if everyone from tech sales Twitter joined the same organisation We’d conquer it in a week Firing faggots, declining diversity training, dropping the N bomb at the water cooler Heaven
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The Great British Bloke
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@pittstony1 the devil is always pushing for this, at every opportunity, every day we have no idea if this is it, but its clear they're trying
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The Great British Bloke
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“Money doesn’t buy happiness” - Richard Branson
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The Great British Bloke
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@ashtroman_ “You will own nothing and be happy”
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The Great British Bloke
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its elon's new 'department of government efficiency' which is tasked with reducing wasteful expenditure in the US gov atm the issue is that this is clearly phase 1 and if everyone gets carried away then they'll be too busy cheering for the enemy to resist the roll out in phase 2
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The Great British Bloke
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Because the blockchain is the most centralised form of finance technology possible Every single transaction is visible and traceable If people can use the new system to catch the government giving 50M to African warlords & pedo NGOs for “condoms” then they’re not going to accept it But if that system removes horrific government waste everyone will support it like mindless lemmings when it gets rolled out
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The Great British Bloke
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@RolfHaltza That’s a huge part of the resistance to RTO the office is a war zone if you get caught frowning at a phaggot your life is over and they wonder why people don’t drink at company events
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The Great British Bloke
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1. What is the exact number you will offer this mythical renaissance being? 2. Is he allowed to have other ideas from the 14th century ‘renaissance’ period? Or will he be fired for renaissance behaviour in one are of life but not the other? Pls respond asap intellectual congruence is important in leadership
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