MelinoStan#BBMzansi
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I love laughing! Rumbunctious. SPICY is my middle name. No one should die without meeting me 😂😂😂😂. Im LARGE and in CHARGE, Funky yet Chunky! Oh ya, I twerk
Yhuu ah ahna, nami angazi. SA.
Joined September 2016
2024 I love you sana! .You guys did my Mom so dirty with a measly 4 digit payout. That time the policy she had with you guys is older than I am. I’m turning 30 this year, you do the math. 🚮.
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Cute of you to think that Kabza is a corporate Huns spec 😭😭😭.
Do these broers know that they can get corporate huns who work there at Standard Bank head office and they won’t pull such stunts because they wanna be promoted to regional head in the next 5 years?.
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Y'all are so damn quick. I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.Didn't have to do Will & Chris like this 💀💀💀
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@jade_billions That’s problem when you come from a house and not a home. Some of us come from warm homes beloved, where were are actually loved and wanted. ❤️.
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@Thuli_P It's either: .1. You don't pay your own bills with your own money. 2. You're just aloof. 3. You have a crooked accountant. 4. Your life is based purely on consumption. Because let me tell you something about rich people, THEY COUNT EVERY CENT!.
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As if we don't have enough problems already. People still have the energy & time to thakatha.
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I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but Jojo has been an extreme joy to watch this season. She definitely has been a great addition to the show. Admitting this is so hard for me. #RHODurban
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Me calling SAPS whenever I see Jackie Phamotse outside passed 6pm.
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The person who thought casting Thobile as a wife needs 2 written warnings because wow! #RHODurban.
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@uMakhanya_ Bore us please. Babies are born with imikhaba not ama6pack. We were born with them😭.
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Another reason why this is the best #RHODurbanReunion yet? Is because we don’t get to see “The Queen” and her horrible fashions. #RHODurban .What a W for us! 😭.
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“I see you’ve changed your face” Londie Gurl?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.They can never make me hate you #UltimateGirlsTripSA
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Now will you guys admit that Zama is Tv gold? As a first timer at a reunion? Sis held it down!!! #RHODurban
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Nothing Nonku said or did to Slee warrants a whole meetup with someone’s ex. You’d swear Nonku killed someone in Slee’s family. Like nothing at all. If you think it’s cool, beat your chest and say “ I am a witch” .It was cringe to see. #RHODurban.
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Nothing good will ever come from centring your entire existence around men.
Miss XO is unfortunately one of the woman complaining about NOT finding a soul mate 💔😭I just thought of what these it girls go through in terms of looking oh soo perfect in order to attract the opposite sex but then @ the end come out empty handed 💔Kuzolunga ke Kodwa babes
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Nonku must invite the Aunt that Slee stole a man from next season and get her side of the story. #RHODurban.
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@Ms_ViVaCi0us @trevor_norris0 @LeratoMannya I'm sickened at the casualness of having a whole ass dragon in the back yard. 😲😲.
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At this point Londie needs to do what Cardi B did to Tasha K. Because this is getting out of hand.
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Maria: “And if Nonku brought on your ex that left you for a woman he had known for only 3 months”.OMG MARIA!!! #RHODurban
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Falling out with a friend and going to meet up with their ex is diabolical! It shows that something is broken in you. TV show or not. #RHODurban.
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@jenna_original No but these type of horses aren’t meant to carry more than 100kgs though 😭😭.
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@tsheps1981 I don't blame her. What kind of husband vents on Twitter about his home situation? Nami I'd cheat on you. 🚮🚮.
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You guys honestly don’t know what depression is, neither have y’all experienced it if you think money heals it. 💔.
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@SediiMatsunyane And what makes it worse is that they don't suffer from igwababa. They have all the gumption and conviction when they're macking. 😫.
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@robinwannabefly You can’t eat someone alive who is heavily protected by production and Andy.
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Angel is constantly combative and defensive acting like she didn’t say all of those things. Maria was right, she is a pathological liar! #RHODurban
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@Pretty_Sitholee Nabo basile. Instead of being out there finding us jobs and protecting us from witches? Awoa.
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@JaysRealityBlog Shannon is a victim of their extortion & defamation plot. If it was about the money why not sign the NDA and take the money? .In whichever way it plays out John and Alexis still come out as heartless & the villains.
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People like Slee who claim to be so spiritual and gifted and and and yet move the way she does completely throw me off. Ngeke ungathakathi🤞🏽 #RHODurban.
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@PierreBalmain2 @darilynhorann Nah it’s not the same. Kourtney used to flake on work commitments and other obligations that they all had. She would then use the “being a mother” line as deflection. She has never articulated it like Khloe either. Kourt was definitely lazy.
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30 seconds is about general knowledge & creativity more than anything else. IQ ingenaphi ? 😂😂😂.
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I love Zama shame! Nobody can convince me otherwise.She belongs on this show shame. And I’m willing to fight anyone who thinks other. #RHODurban
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Gossiping about your friends financial situation( who cautioned you about your man) only to be financially swindled by said man is tragic. #RHODurban.
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@OMFGRealityTV @BravoTV @NBCUniversal Stacey is a little shade assassin! Her confessionals are going to get her in trouble 🤣🤣🤣.
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@MngoAaron @thandozuma_ Not everyone is destined to be a business owner. Not everyone has the desire or the acumen to run a business. The answer to unemployment isn't owning small businesses. And running/owning/opening a business IS FUCKING HARD Paul!.
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@star_maluleke I understand it shame. Just because it's a gay space doesn't automatically make it a safe space, if we're going to be honest. The racism that exists. The fatphobia and transphobia is rife. The classism. There is just a lot that goes on.
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@JaysRealityBlog The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top with Robyn. Because there is no way! 😂😂😂.
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It’s the hypocrisy for me. How is Slee complaining about Zama’s shade in the confessionals when she herself spent the entire season shading Nonku and and and? Gtfoh #RHODurban
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Meeting up with RD was extremely calculated, vile and malicious of Slee. And it was definitely witchy of her. Vindictive and nasty! #RHODurban
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@JaysRealityBlog @BravoTV I don’t think Whitney is racist however Lisa? Who brought Jennie around? And her reaction and commentary here? Racist red flags.
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Slee came on this show to replace The Queen. Because her fashions sana!?! #RHODurban #RHOD
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Ever since season 1, Nonku is always a changed person every new season. Oko ko ko sale a changed person. #RHODurban #RHOD
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SAPS is absolutely capable when they are arresting people for alcohol & curfew. But a rape case of a 14 year old? 💔#Checkpoint.
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@MAJORLEAGUEDJZ That time other races do the opposite. They constantly uplift their own. Having that mindset as black people is why we are behind. .
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Nah, Londie is doing waaaay too much with the mean girl energy towards LaC. You'd swear LaC snatched her man or something. Not cool. #RHODurban.
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@JaysRealityBlog @BravoTV This is why yt people get confused. Because of people like Annemarie! .Like Guuurl bye! Kick rocks!!! It’s not even landing.
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@JaysRealityBlog Dorit!?! The break in happened over a year yet her ptsd is valid above Garcelle’s? Mmmhkay.
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Zama really chose Tiger’s Milk to celebrate her birthday? When Signature or even Hussar are right there? Like really? #RHODurban #RHOD
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@celestifairy Robyn gets dragged during filming. Gizelle gets punked at Reunions. A friendship with balance 🤣🤣🤣.
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@BassieHuma And when Naomi was obsessed with Miles and would call his baby with KB mathousand 🔥😂😂😂.
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With everything going on in regards to gender based violence, Katlego has just proved how men don't give a fuck. Men are truly fucking trash!.
So Guys today. I was attacked by Busiswa ex boyfriend and baby daddy. Katlego Mlangeni, a DJ from Tembisa. this morning for the first time she was opening up about her abusive baby daddy. As we were having this discussing in her apartment. guy managed to somehow get in.
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@sissgugu I believe that luck looks different for certain people. Other's are lucky with money ( lotto winners).Luck with marriage, career, or kids. Luck with being blessed with life, being protected from bad stuff( those one's who cheat death).Luck is very real.
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Y’all love revisionist history nina. Calling Nunurai a bully is an entire reach considering how Mrs Mops and her friend treated Nunurai at that wine tasting. She was giving them a taste of their own medicine. #TheMommyClub.
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@fentyxtrilogy @JaysRealityBlog @MTV We get it, she is a dummy. Had there been a line of open communication from the JUMP between them, it wouldnt have gotten to the point of Kirk wanting to smash. It’s not Jasmine’s fault that her husband wants to smash. Her clearing her name was a must.
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@Nolwazii_K “It was into encane ekhaya” that time even friends from other provinces were invited.
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@SteveOnSpeed You forgot to add the most important one. 1. I'm a white male that benefits immensely from patriarchy & white privilege.
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We definitely need the likes of Sorisha on the show. Because if these are the types of events we’re going to be subjected to? #RHODurban #RHOD
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Yazi it's really okay to mention DJ Zinhle without involving Bonang.
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@Nonny_Mpata It also shows that they don’t frequent places of leisure & restaurants during the weekday & during formal working hours.
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And you gotta be dumb as rocks to believe that RD called Slee repeatedly. How did he get her number in the first place? #RHODurban
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