Noluthando Zuma 🇿🇦🇵🇸
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Guys please borrow me a two year old baby I will bring it back.. I met this really cute guy at Checkers and he had a two year old baby, I told him my son is about the same age.....now we’re invited to a 2nd birthday party n I don’t have a baby to bring
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I would rather cook rice one by one
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Inkinga yam is that I wouldn’t agree to get his laptop in the car
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Money is also an immune booster if we’re being honest.
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Where can I report a bottle store that’s not adhering to the law? The bottle store by my house has not opened since the unbanning of alcohol.
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Don’t forget to block your colleagues from your WhatsApp stories.
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South African police even make you feel guilty for certifying too many copies of a document. Imagine trying to open a rape case.
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Do you guys know the taxi from Fourways to Bree that’s driven by a cat? 😭
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If I post this just know my friends have turned their backs on me.
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My mom tries so hard to make sure I don’t feel this unemployment period, today she asked me ukuthi icard lase truworths liyathenga yini eZara khona ngizo cosha cosha 😂❤️
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Maybe the reason my parents aren’t buying me a car is because there’s no car that sounds like my name...
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Just signed off an email ngathi “Regardless, Noluthando” 😭😭
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I asked you guys nangziba.
Aibo Dr Nandipha got a Porsche and Range two months apart???
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Today I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior ❤️
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You can have the best voice in the world but iyazwakala iGospel yomuntu ongasonti.
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Sbwl ukufika kwi Auction kuvele kuthiwe R1500, ngiythenge cash 😭
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To those who offered me white babies, please explain??
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This is Mbali Hlophe, a former Wits SRC President, and now MEC of Sports, Arts and Culture in Gauteng 💛💚🖤
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If he wants to he will, don’t make excuses for him in your head.
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Umuntu uhlulwa ama taxi driver 😔
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Fuck the money?
fuck the money and fame , start investing in your happiness and love
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Rich kids applying for NSFAS when they can afford is them practicing to steal in the future like their parents qha.
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Here’s a pic for anyone running late for work tomorrow.
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I remember when I told my parents I have to go back to JHB early for something school related, two days later I bumped into my dad at Pavilion, yes I was still in Durban, he came up to me and said “Yah, sgebengu” ngavele ngakhala 😂
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Tshepi my birthday is in two weeks, may I please have the balloons when you’re done with then, I’m turning 26 so I’ll just turn the 9 around
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Ugh let’s be honest, summer bodies are not made, people are born with them 💛
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It’s not bad yaz, I don’t have 2k but it’s not bad
Kanti that Rich Mnisi sweater is R2k, bengithi hlampe idonsela ko R10k.
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Death penalty for rapists!
Death penalty for rapists!
Death penalty for rapists!
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White colleagues in the workplace when they see us:
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Anyone going from Randburg to Bryanston we’re here in the taxi waiting for you guys Aibo 😡
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Y’all have access to top of the range witchcraft and you use it for men? South African men?
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Jokes on you, asingeni ksasa.
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It’s true friend 💔
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Not MaMkhize celebrating 20 years in the construction industry when the RDP houses she built were deemed unsafe 😬
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My aunt thinks she’s uploading pics on WhatsApp stories and she’s not, she does this everyday. 😭
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The long day at work 🥰
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Birthday lunch chats bore me so much, how are you willing to split the bill at restaurants every other Saturday with the same friends but on their birthday is where you draw the line?
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Take ARVs and set a reminder on my phone so I don’t forget 🤷🏾♀️
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South Africans have been so clear about why they have lost confidence in the ANC, bringing back Zizi Kodwa is a clear sign that we’re not ready to listen.
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It’s me finally getting a job this year and Wits taking me for postgrad next year. Restoration sana 🕯
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So we must sleep with paramedics and fire fighters?
Stop having sex with people you can't call when you have an emergency...value your private parts 😂
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Just saw a lady on TikTok who spent 78k for her baby’s delivery at a private maternity clinic, umuntu kumele aphuthume indaba yama Kota before 30.
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Honestly don’t care about the difference between “borrow” and “lend”....I’m just tryna get my man
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This morning I was worried about finding a 2 year old son, now that I’ve found him I’m worried that my man may have already seen that tweet 😩
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Without spoiling the fun, can we try as a generation to not reverse how far we’ve come as a country on the war against HIV/AIDS.
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Ay angzwani nengane ephaphayo.
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Sok’linda kanjani unengane?
Hawu nawe umule una 30, shuthi I still have time - don't rush me 😂👍🏽
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Aibo what did she think was underneath?
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How dare the new baby be sick when the first one has been sick before.
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What freedom is this where same sex couples cannot even hold hands in public?
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If you see me in a fake Bokke Tshirt on Saturday ignore me like it’s 2010.
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Welcome to the phadi 😍
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INDIAN PEOPLE DO NOT SAY “NIGGA” IN SOUTH AFRICA.
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Just because you’re pregnant today doesn’t mean you have to be tomorrow. ✊🏾✊🏾
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Yoh 😭
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Izolo I bought my uncle a crate of Black Label, it was only R170 but wow, he told everyone how useless they are and how they’re nothing like me ❤️
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I know you guys are joking about punching your stomachs and jumping down the stairs. But we’re also followed by young women who need to know safe ways of terminating pregnancies and that is not with stametta. Let’s be safe 💛
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Someone felt sorry for me after Valentines and they’re taking me out for dinner tonight. I will post pictures later ngfuna nina nithi “Sbwl” “nka screamer gore” and all those nice things I said on y’all’s pictures on Sunday.
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If we’re discussing Influencer athentiticity then you’re saying we must believe that you use Eucerin, Nivea, Ponds, Johnson’s, Lamer, Elizabeth Arden all at once? Coz that’s what your posts imply.....no man, we like and comment on your posts so you can get your coins.
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My friend knows it too, and we always say we’ll check out the number plate so we never take it again.
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Sicela nisilumise oChocolate ngeValentines guys 🥺
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The other day she bought me alcohol to destress, please look at the alleged alcohol
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Is crying the new mukbang?
Miss XO is unfortunately one of the woman complaining about NOT finding a soul mate 💔😭I just thought of what these it girls go through in terms of looking oh soo perfect in order to attract the opposite sex but then @ the end come out empty handed 💔Kuzolunga ke Kodwa babes
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I’m being told to wash curtains, it’s 06:00. Can someone give me a lift to JHB.
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I got off in Braam and that’s not even where I was going, I wanna go report this at the Association but I feel like they’ll just laugh at me, that’s why I need more people, should’ve take that lady’s number 💔
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What you’re saying is that there’s nothing that’s 100% when it comes to trying to not get pregnant?
My mom fell pregnant with my brother two years after being sterilized (el. Oh. El). He turned 13 today and I cannot imagine my life without this blessing ♥️
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The other problem is people who aren’t Zulu think umembeso is a wedding, Nanas dress was perfect for uMembeso, Kefi on the other hand thought she was going to a wedding.
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Bride Vs Guest. I would’ve asked her to split the wedding bill at the end of the night since you also want to be iStarring 💀
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Siziba oBhuti bama Corolla kanti kuDriver oWatson 😭
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This taxi didn’t stop and the guy who was sitting next to me is no longer here.....
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This inauguration is boring, SA ngabe someone from SANDF fell.
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