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1. Cricket 🏏
2. Tennis 🎾🏓
3. Football 🏉
4. F1/Badminton 🏎️
5. Hockey/Rugby/Chess/Volley/Basketball/ any time pass sport🏑♟️
PS: Golf⛳️ is ideally the most boring sport to watch but at least it has got cool tech so Squash is the most boring.
Whats everyones top 5 favourite sports? my top 5 is.....
1. Formula One 🏎️
2. Cricket 🏏
3. Snooker 🎱
4. Tennis 🎾
5. Boxing 🥊
My number 1 tends to change during different times of the year, Footballs not on there due to money and VAR ruining it, i still watch it though.
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Proceeds to open Brahmos missile operation manual.
You're in Costa Rica at the beach bar and these 2 Swedish birds sit down across from you. How do you open?
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Sneek peak into ~ neighbour's home: Husband and his MIL are cursing the wife after she left for office without preparing proper food(cook left a month ago). Wife is a senior manager in an oil based psu and husband is a civil engineer here. Super Nice people otherwise
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MIRZAPUR is WAY BETTER than BANGALORE:
In the next 3 to 4 years MIRZAPUR is going to be the HUB for all or most of the Tech-Companies. The movements from Banglore to MIRZAPUR have already started by many.
It is a smart choice for the following reasons:
👇👇👇
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Pitaji telling about some 21yr old cracking upsc in a single go. Why do Indian parents always see outliers and not how many lives and states these exams have literally destroyed?
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Last year, my maid requested a laptop for her daughter. I provided her with one that had been used for barely a year. After 6 months, I inquired about the laptop's condition, and she informed me that her husband had exchanged it for drinks one night 2 months prior.
Trauma
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Indian work culture is 💩. Take an hour for lunch and people will start judging you.
We have this problematic romanticism for denying meals during stressful situations that anyone having their food is subjected to public shaming. Be it a Doctor at a Hospital or a Cricketer after getting out.
Your sincerity to your job doesn’t mean you need to stay empty stomach.
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Corporate blr is a very sad and depressed place
YO MY UBER DUDE IS A HR AT ATLASSIAN, HE'S CHECKING HIS SLACK AND SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL IN BANGALORE?
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Why are ~all standup comics mostly brainless dumfuks?
The CEO of OpenAI hoping a movie about the man who made the literal worst thing on earth would inspire kids to be scientists tells you everything you need to know about OpenAI
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This party needs to be buried in an unmarked grave.
Absolutely we will not allow chaebol’s and oligarchies to flourish .
We will not allow 1% of Indians to hold 77% of India’s wealth.
Jab Paisa bate Ek Samman Tabhi Hoga Bharat Mahan
@Tushar15_
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31st march makes me remember that day in 2009 when i paid 1.5L from my own earnings for PPF. Before that parents were doing it.
Pura account lagbhag khali ho gya tha😭😭😂😂
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This Olympics >>>> 19th nov 23 on the heartbreak scale. Man this hockey team deserved gold. That Shamsher chance missed the goalpost by mere centimetres. Not disappointed. Well played
#Hockey
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Jahil desh k gawar diplomat the agreement mentions a strict 60 days clause to finalize everything and this year G20 had 73 outcomes which is highest in past 6-8 years so fuggoff
Last year it was Indonesia, this year India, next year will be Brazil & so on. What’s so special about India hosting G20 summit? More hype than substance. Even G20 would lose its relevance in years ahead. Proposed corridors linking India to Gulf and Europe will remain pipe dreams
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@deedydas
Still major breakthroughs are made by very normal academics and not some Olympiad winners. Just very good paper solvers.
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People think it's about money and it is but not exactly. The person who paid will simply start avoiding it the next time. Chindigiri is the destroyer of friendship
we all partied at my place last weekend and ordered lots of food but this happened the very next day 😭😭
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Biggest economic scam is GDP per Capita. One cannot even survive on a footpath with Euro 20,000000 per year in any major city of Europe.
Whereas in India, ₹16 per year can buy a decent home (on 25000 year loan), small car (on 5000 year loan), good education, healthcare.
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I can't unsee the cat's face
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This might as well be my wife, because if it weren't for her, I might have remained single for life. Call it a gift or a blessing, whichever you prefer.
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Han to bhai utha laptop padh chizen and code kar. Kisne roka hai?
#GyanchandFoundersSufferingFromVerbalDiarrhoea
We didn’t build a global Social Network or an Operating System or a Browser or Cloud Infra. Yet we are so offended by
@sama
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I would love nothing more than Global Products and Companies being built out of India. But we have to also accept the reality. Founders and
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@Mudita2021
@MasalaBai
Hello, welcome back from a very long 300 years of hibernation. It's now mid-2024.
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Hopefully, double gold medalist para shooter Avani Lekhara receives the same level of recognition as Manu Bhaker, who, with the backing of the Haryana lobby, was seemingly favoured over other athletes in certain events for reasons only known to God.
#Paralympics2024
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Indian athletes reaching the Olympics in track field events after gruel qualifiers is a big thing. Why this "end of campaign" all the time. Just a start.
Women Javelin Throw: END of Annu Rani's dismal campaign.
With best attempt of 55.81m in Qualification, she finished at 15th/16 spot in Group A.
Her PB: 63.82m
#Paris2024
#Paris2024withIAS
#Athletics
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@Alex_G_79
@CaribCricket
When was the last time England played against Zimbabwe in Zimbabwe? India plays ODIs and T20Is with Zimbabwe every 1.5 to 2 years.
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Hi Babeees, I have got all the secrets related to Brahmos. DMs open👋
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As a senior/staff engineer one should talk enough(read open enough) with junior engineers until they say the manager is technically handicapped rat and nothing more
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With my visa sorted and tickets booked, I am relieved and happy to share that I will be starting PhD with a scholarship at the University of Barbados this October. I will be studying the role of american Indian hindu caste in the political economy of private housing in Melbourne.
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@ZafarullahAhma4
@anngrypakiistan
According to your logic Maulana Rizwan should retire from all forms of cricket.
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Vaccum cleaner
If the woman really loves the man, as soon as her genitals reach the man's, she silently sucks up his organ within herself.
The man has no need to make any effort.
If the woman's love is strong, her body sucks up his organ as air is sucked up into an empty space.
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Yesterday I went to Ikea and spent over Rs. 8,00,00,00,00!🤯
I just wanted 5 items but came out with 787878!🤡
Here are 300 tricks Ikea uses to make you spend more.📈
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Basic dsa and maybe a bit of FE basics like DOM manipulation, basic js or state management should've been fine. Who asks language specific questions in an interview. TRAITS OF A BAD INTERVIEWER
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This is so funny. See the red arrow pointing towards the instructions written in Chinese. This is a fkn satellite kit that school students use to make small satellites😭🤣🤣🤣. Maybe they modified it by 1%
I congratulate the entire Pakistani nation on this historic milestone of Pakistan’s first lunar satellite mission launch, in collaboration with China’s ChangE6 mission.
Today marks a momentous leap for Pakistan space science program. We are proud of our scientists and 🇵🇰
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Why do all academically gawar people choose to work in the media?
Rs 3.7 crore annual salary for overseas placement at IIT-Bombay
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🤣🤣
IIM-A costs 24.6 LAKH RUPEES
But these courses provided by IIMs are completely FREE of cost:
(and will get you a plush IIM CERTIFICATE!)
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Yeah now normal corporate Indians will make an example out of this. The stakes here were very high.
Chandrayaan 3 project director Veeramuthuvel gives sister’s marriage a miss. He had to choose between attending his sister’s wedding or continue monitoring the mission’s progress three days away from its lunar landing.
People like him make our country great♥️. While his family
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People's manager(who left coding after a short brief stint as SE2) in an engineering team explaining 7,10,15+ yrs exp. engineers how to read and get the gist of code fast.
Special species of rats known as Engineering managers eat through your time and focus like nothing.
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7 years. Bhai kya pagalpana h ye
@LiveLawIndia
@AimanChishti
Last hope for students like me in their last attempt.... Please make it happen ( i am clearing gs 1 ( above 100) but getting 60 in csat.... Paper was really difficult.... It was the toughest csat paper in my 7 year of preparation
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Mandatory sterilization for everyone like this chewtiya here.
@NikhilCh_
ladki ko pariwaar ki ijjat se jyada apna pyar pyara tha pariwaar ko ladki se jyada apni ijjat pyari thi ...jab apko apne pariwaar ka swabhaav pahle se pata ho fir bhi aap esi galti karo to uske liye aap khud doshi hae
isiliye dono pariwaro ki raja mandi jaruri hae
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Got her infected right eye removed earlier this year. Good kitty came back today 🥹🥹
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This script is working. Deleted all tweets and media tweets. Now working on reply tweets. ~8k tweets/rts gone in 3 hrs.
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Mazdoor divas on May 1
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Privacy shutter on webcams should be mandatory after this.
ये परिवार याद है?? 13 जुलाई 2023 को पूरे परिवार ने लोन एजेंट के फ्रॉड के कारण आत्महत्या कर ली थी।।
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