Clare Balding @BaldingClare profile

Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

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Unofficial account. Officially the ugliest woman on Gods green Earth.

Plucking my spuds

Joined November 2013

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

GET YER DICK OUT FOR THE LADS!!!

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

OH HO HO CLARE BALDING, YANOOOOOOO IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE ITS NOT A BLOKE!!!

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

@streboRnayR BLOCKED NUMBNUTS!!

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

@streboRnayR If your gonna take the piss ill block you!

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

@streboRnayR That's easy for u to say because u have what I want. Plums and a willy.

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

I'm so depressed, why couldn't I have been born with a willy? WHY GOD WHY?????????

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

I'm so disgustingly grotesque it's frightening.

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

@Bowsy_ Would you like to see my privates sunshine?

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

Strap on night tonight. Ooh God yeah my hairy fairy is pulsating at the thought. We don't need men. FUCK YOU MEN!!!

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

My Adam's apple is getting bigger by the day. These pills are working!!! #MenPower

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Clare Balding

@BaldingClare

11 years

Just whacked one off in front of the mirror. God I'm so manly it really gets me going.

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