Solzy🎖️💸
@Badmancommando
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https://t.co/ajhfLPllFC~THAT CRAZY SCIENTISTS👨🏾🔬🧪🧬💊~Chop Life Crew Jaiye×2 🇳🇬 Die hard laker💜💛.
Joined January 2020
Bruhh 💔
What is more painful than heartbreak?.
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I’m not even joking it fell through here
My EarPods just fell in a bus and the bloody danfo has a whole on the floor 😭😭Omo I Dey panic rn.
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Those People that sleep early annoy me asf. You're in the prime of your life, why are you sleeping by 9pm??.
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Boys na receding hairline, girls na cute forehead, oya nau.
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Nothing is as confusing as life after University bruhh, I even Dey reason Open police station.
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Abeg let’s settle this guyss Buju or Fireboy ? .Rt for buju and like for fire boy🤝🏾
Don’t forget Bnxn made us discover Fireboy with that Peru cover.
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If we fell off, it's all love. just be happy you fucked with a legend.
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Why are they forcing an unknown talent down this guy’s throat ??
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i'm officially off the market, i'm not in a relationship. I'm just tired of yall.
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I barely even talk to anyone anymore, lost my texting skills since 2020. I just be in my own lil world fr
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Abeg who sells AirPods here ??? And we fit go likes for a free AirPod 🥺.
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My EarPods just fell in a bus and the bloody danfo has a whole on the floor 😭😭Omo I Dey panic rn.
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Father in heaven. we pray that season you will turn all my niggas to millionaire . all our parlays will start hitting like crack.🤞🏾
Our season starts tonight 🥹.
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Those “remember when” convo’s with your day one’s be hitting hard asf>>>>.
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Ik you were wondering too
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adulting is so exhausting asf, everyday i wake up thinking about money.
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Talking to someone like me everyday will get you attached. That's why I hardly text back, I know it’s crazy yh but I’m trying to help you because I know I'm not your soulmate💀.
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"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?".
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Ofada rice clearsss >>>>>Fried rice.
I'll keep my ting brief….
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Rest in Peace Mama🤍🕊️
Water full my eyes but I go Dey Aii.
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my phone is always in my hand once you text me. I have seen your messages why are you unsending??You are looking funny asf, like if you gonna say sumth. say with your chest!!.
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AirPods aren't doing justice for this new Omah lay, I need him inside me.🙂↕️
Can’t wait for this Omah Lay New drop🤞🏾.
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You will never appreciate public holidays till you start 9-5. see as I just dey thank God for Mohammed birthday since yesterday.
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Is it only me that has never falling down one during deliverance prayers no matter how hard I’m being pushed ??.
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Me enjoying my last few days before 11 random fellas who get paid £100k a week to kick a ball ruin my life
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Seeing my parent so happy over their 1st grandchild makes me want to give them one of my own.
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I got the call and I got the job 🥳.
I’m waiting on a call but I don’t wanna jinx it 🤞🏾.
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You can't fully say you are an introvert until you've touched wealth. 80% of people who think they are introverts are just introverts by sapa.
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The transition from buju to ruger in Romeo must Die visuals is sick asf>>
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Guyyyys let’s have your NOVEMBER Spotify receiptify ??🤌🏾.
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Summer wan end, I never do any bad thing😔
Bad Bad things just full my head, and I go do all of them this summer.
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That comma .
My guys, meat is sweet.
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your mom finally let you out for the summer you Dey send me 200 snaps, who go view am ?????🙄.
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Fuckkk!! My ex don catch me unfresh again I'm losing the who's doing better war😔.
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-Your mental health is none of my business, no dey do like woman,.-Banter go touch everybody, when e reach your turn, chest your loss in peace.-Watch real football and know your facts right .-No deny your club when everything start to dey clear.🤝🏾
As League wan start, the rules remain the same :.
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That staff go Dey find him pepper for fridge now😔💀.
Omoooo Nigeria is a funny place walai.Tell me how i bought ice cream from jendol ipaja today and i got fuckking pepper in the bowl.Like raw pepper 😭💔💔😂.Howwwwwwwww.Omoooo!
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adulting is so exhausting. everyday i wake up thinking about money bruhhhhhhh!.
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I miss the days when ushers dey seize phone for church.Now everybody don dey snapchat preaching.
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Bad Bad things just full my head, and I go do all of them this summer.
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I can't be the only one tired of meeting new people just to end up as strangers again at some point it looks like a disorder😪.
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I hate going through the talking stage cause quite frankly Idgaf how you slept.
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“Someone stole my charger at the gym today,”.“I no fit shout because everybody get muscle “
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That which doesn't kill us, makes us graduate. Bachelor of Medical Laboratory Science; Associate of Medical Laboratory Science Council of Nigeria.
Officially that crazy scientist tho .
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I hope this helps your project 🤞🏾🦦
if you’re built like 3-7, please reply with a picture or video of yourself shirtless. it’s for a very important project i’m doing .take this seriously please.
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Warned y’all… day 1😴
Im afraid if I start working out again, Ill be wayyy too sexy and I will be showing off too much 🧎🏾♂️.
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Have you dated a serial cheater before? Share your experience. .
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People don't understand you can have rich parents and still be broke.
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Sheesh😮💨🧯
post a pic where your chest was insane.
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If you could go back to the past and change one thing what will it be🤔 ??.
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What's the most you've done for a woman that wasn't your woman?.
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Person wey really like you go find way text you everyday, all these I'm not a good texter na cap.
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This music was wayyyyyyy ahead of it’s time, an absolute classic.
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Last 55 days of “fuck it we ball”😭
Quote with any random picture in your gallery.
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Wetin Big wiz put inside the song abeg ??
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Girls be like "you'll never find a girl like me again" like that isn't the whole point??.
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You can neverrrr figure me out through social media, I play too much😂😭.
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I don't know where you people go everyday.But, today we go again🤲🏾.
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Everyone talking about asake Lungu boy but showdemcamp might have had the best drop last night.
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After doing me dirty please don’t try to reach out in the name of “I’m just checking on you” I fit change am for you makachukwu you no go like am.
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Can we all agree that victony had the best drop of last night ?.
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i can clean the whole house if i want to but if someone ask me to do it suddenly I’m lazy.
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