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Sorry, but rules or no rules, if you do this to a female colleague of mine, you’re fair game
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Have a listen if you dare to the harrowing screams of a mum whose son has just been knifed to death in Starmergeddon while
@Keir_Starmer
and
@UKLabour
fret NOT about knife crime, but about smoking outside.
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Jews afraid to go out because of ISLAMISTS
MPs afraid to vote because of ISLAMISTS
The country brought to its knees by ISLAMISTS
Terror attacks virtually the preserve of ISLAMISTS
Yet this clown is on TV to highlight the risk from “WHITE EXTREMISTS”
@CommonsSpeaker
must go
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The chance off this video being broadcast again in its entirety, is slim. That’s why we need to repost it and keep it alive
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This is Glasgow
@GlasgowCC
could have chosen to fix this street
Or they could have chosen to paint a f’ing rainbow on a street
They chose a rainbow. Useless pric❌s
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For clarity, is it islamophobic to state these barriers are there to protect us from islamists?
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You cannot say this in a 96% white country and expect the 96% to believe your intentions are honourable
🏴 Did Humza Yousaf truly think this anti-white rant would simply be forgotten?
#ResignYousaf
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GET SHARING
LET’S SHOW THE WORLD WHAT CYST BRAIN AND HIS CHUBBY BROTHER/COUSIN (could be both of course) ARE REALLY LIKE
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Dear
@marksandspencer
Its not difficult
We want a Christmas advert to be:
1. Christian
2. Sweet
3. Loving
4. Traditional
5. Cosy
6. Family oriented
We don’t want:
1. Christianity written out of Christmas
2. The word ‘Christmas’ fxxxxd about with
3. Forced diversity
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Will you be spraying mosques during Eid next
@JustStop_Oil
?
Or are you just a selfish, cowardly bunch of middle class runts happy to ruin Christian celebrations?
This is how ‘Just Stop Oil’ wish you a Merry Christmas.
A beautiful Christmas tree -
the planning, the cost, the hard work.
Now heading for landfill. What a bunch of tossers. 😡
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Can the
@metpoliceuk
confirm it is now OK to yell FUCK YOU at police, at the top of your voice , and not get arrested?
Many thanks
🐢
Policing is difficult and in London it’s looking increasingly impossible.
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Johnny Mercer. 12yrs in the army. A former Commando. Three tours in Afghanistan, trained Afghan troops with the Special Forces. Retired as a Captain. Elected as an MP. Appointed as Cabinet Member overseeing Veterans Affairs…
Criticised by….
@carolvorders
😂
Life achievement…
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@GeorgeMonbiot
So was I. I’ll take boring over being stabbed or raped if that’s ok with you.
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SNP canvassing going well I see
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BBC are reporting Scottish milk is set to have food colouring added to make it less ‘white’
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Lineker on Qatar abuses - SILENT
Lineker on abuse of JK Rowling - SILENT
Lineker on cancellation of Jeremy Ckarkson - SILENT
Lineker on protecting women & young girls’ rights -SILENT
Ian Wright on all of the above - SILENT
Forgive me, I don’t give a shit about
@GaryLineker
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Rain made people not vote SNP 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Red shoes to a Remembrance Service. Some people are dragged up.
One notch up from Rayner mind you! Still awful
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Dear
@Specsavers
Can you confirm you have decided not to advertise on
@GBNEWS
?
If so, can you give a clear reason why.
If it relates to ‘values’ can you also confirm anyone with those same values is not welcome in your stores and should avoid shopping with you.
Yours
🐢
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He’s not taking his downfall well at all
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Can someone explain how
@RishiSunak
gets a fine for no seatbelt but
@EmilyThornberry
didn’t get a fine for hurtling down the motorway at 80mph+?
Both filmed. Both guilty
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Dear Mr
@DavidLammy
I’m congratulating myself on not being a “white saviour” I’m sure you’re proud of me
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Dear
@NicolaSturgeon
Simple question: if you handled the “pandemic” better than
@BorisJohnson
why are things getting back to normal more quickly in England?
Get back to us
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So, it was a “West African illegal immigrant with a history of extreme violence” we casually waved through.
Perhaps
@Care4Calais
,
@RNLI
and the other enablers could apologise to the families of the victims and explain why they thought waving this bloke in was a good idea
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This is a contrived gesture. They’ve been coached by the same person who has told them the gesture means “honesty, trust and integrity”
“The key to success is sincerity. Once you can FAKE IT, you’ve got it made”
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Dear
@scotgovfm
I pay a LOT of tax, NI & VAT via my small business
I’ve never claimed a benefit
I served 22 years in
@BritishArmy
I ran a charity. Never took a penny out
I have been a community councillor
I’ve never been in trouble
I vote Tory
WHY DO YOU DETEST ME?
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Never felt more welcome. The Lake District has looked after us well. Everybody wanted to know why I voted for
@NicolaSturgeon
in the first place. How we laughed 😂😂
Happy New Year Cumbria
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Dear
@HumzaYousaf
For the avoidance of any doubt “all families” don’t face “challenges” like this because most families don’t have inbred, drug-dealing criminals in their midst
Glad we cleared that up. We are not like you.
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You couldn’t make it up
Has this clown resigned yet?
Dundee City Councillor, Nadia El Nakla, Alcohol and Drugs spokeswoman and wife of the First Minister of Scotland Humza Yousaf.
Brother charged with drugs offences.
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So Jo Brand wanting to throw acid at Nigel Farage was ok
Miriam Margoyles wishing the Prime Minister dead was ok
Nicola Sturgeon wanting to electrocute Boris Johnson was ok
But
@JeremyClarkson
gets all the lefty abuse!!
Why might that be?
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Two countries have erased women’s rights this week:
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And while he dies, she parties
Angela Rayner has been Deputy Prime Minister for 56 days.
She’s disappeared from public view as Two Tier Keir warns of doomsday coming for all of us.
Yet here she is raving into the early hours at one of the most expensive party clubs in Ibiza.
What an absolute piss take.
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@i_heart__bikes
I’m losing sympathy for the women as the answer is for NO WOMAN to race against a biological male. Nobody. There’s safety in numbers as the governing body is out a job if there’s no body to govern.
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Dear
@metpoliceuk
How can any Jew be safe around this animal, calling for a second Holocaust?
Let us know when you catch up with him
#HateMarch
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Who ruined our lives unnecessarily for two years?
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What a f’ing gimp
Nobody speaks like this!! NOBODY!
Not Oor Willie
Not Ma Broon
Not a crack smoking junkie under the arches
So why does this muppet
@EmmaHarperMSP
perform this garbage? Complete embarrassment to Scots
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Yousless and Mrs Yousless are off to Qatar ‘on holiday’
HAMAS leadership are holed up in Qatar
Yousless would like a free pass out of Gaza for his brother-in-law
The above facts are not connected. Please do not jump to any conclusions
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The new SNP money making scheme:
💥Steal £11,000
💥If you don’t get caught, keep the £11,000
💥If you do get caught, resign and collect £12,000
💥Profit if caught £1000
💥Profit if not caught £11,000
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Miscarriage of justice
@metpoliceuk
? Wrong then or wrong now? Take your pick
Charlie Gilmour was sentenced to 16 months in prison for climbing on a war memorial now Met says no laws were broken.
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Pathological liar. Classic sociopathic narcissist
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Turns out a diet of perpetual grievance washed down with bile with a side of sectarianism, is a little fattening
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When did 24 ‘men’ raping the same 13 year old girl become anything other than the THE MAIN STORY ON EVERY TV CHANNEL IN THE CIVILISED WORLD?
@itvnews
@BBCScotlandNews
@STVNews
@SkyNews
You lot are either part of the solution or part of the problem. For now, you’re the latter
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@KopparbergUK
@deplorabristol
Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I want to make it clear to everyone, my wife bought your brand without my knowledge or consent. Kopparberg is a drink for leftards & I have immediately removed your brand from shopping lists, pending further review of its crazed wokery
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Note how Yousless waited until the stadium was empty before the photo opportunities! Had he walked on when the stadium was full, 67,000 people would have booed.
Very few, if any scumbags in a rugby crowd = very few SNP fans
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What a complete waste of time and police resources
@PoliceScotland
If your son was getting pummelled today & you wondered where the police were, here’s your answer!
Why is this allowed?
No commercial organisation would allow this
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@addicted2newz
@Paul12269604
@afneil
Asking
@AngelaRayner
for advice on tax is like asking your hamster to fit a kitchen
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Wonder who’ll be selected to defend the El-Narcos?
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This MSP was called an “arsehole” & a “twat” for daring to ask a question about the killer policy of discharging untested hospital patients into care homes
That’s how sickeningly appalling
@theSNP
are
The whole M.O. made up on the hoof to be DIFFERENT
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A 92 year old woman has a £110k motor home in her drive and her son is none other than…Peter Murrell.
92 years old…£110k motor home. I’m sure there’s a simple explanation!
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They might as well be claiming they will cure cancer, put a Scotsman on Mars before 2029 and raise The Titanic!
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Come on
@theSNP
supporters. Even you must have a limit.
Criminal burner phones??? For a government???
By all means support your independence goals (if you must) but have some standards. This is Kray Twin stuff now.
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@MayorofLondon
Define hatred before setting out to ban it. I’m guessing it means disagreeing with you or your ilk
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On behalf of all decent Scots, could England please note….WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE IAN ‘who ate all the cake’ BLACKFORD
We also think he’s a 🐓
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We’ll done
@NicolaSturgeon
This bloke has made the case beautifully for safe loos and changing rooms for our wives, sisters and daughters.
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@guyverhofstadt
Don’t patronise me, I knew exactly what I voted for. You personify pretty much everything I voted to avoid
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I’m waiting on the statement from Yousless, saying:
“ If it hadn’t have been for Westminster, my family wouldn’t have had to deal heroin”
@theSNP
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I’m not a fan of Galloway’s politics. But we need him in Holyrood.
I want a
@bbc
inquiry into the circumstances surrounding
@GlennBBC
interview with a woman who complained against
#AlexSalmond
and I am seeking legal advice
@afneil
@michaelgove
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The jokes write themselves now!
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We’ve had:
“Matheson’s a decent guy”
And
“Sturgeon is an asset”
Next week from
@JohnSwinney
expect:
“Peter Sutcliffe was misunderstood”
And
“Fred West did build a good patio”
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@EdwardGLuce
@BorisJohnson
Bugger all to do with Brexit
Just old fashioned petulance because the UK dared to do its own thing
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If this is what they say publicly, what do the Yousafs say privately in their own home?
Thankfully there isn’t a law about having opinions in your own home in Scotland….oh….hang on…
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I take it these two go in the green recycling bin?
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@PrisonerNn4603
@Keir_Starmer
@UKLabour
Why am I a clown?
Do you always shoot the messenger?
For the record, the last bunch of useless twats completely lost the plot but Starmer & co had a chance to make a difference. Instead, they’re focused on smoking in beer gardens
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@_DylanHamilton_
Men bullying women. How progressive
@ScotGovFM
enabled this misogyny-in-a-frock
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We are in post-truth UK
ISLAMISTS harass MPs - the speaker
@CommonsSpeaker
berates ‘white extremists’
JEWS are afraid to go out - we’re told so called ‘islamophobia’ is on the rise
@LeeAndersonMP_
states an empirical fact - and is fired while being proved right on Tower Bridge
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Never forget,
@theSNP
led by
@NicolaSturgeon
prioritised the pardoning of WITCHES over the pardoning of POST MASTERS
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@GaryLineker
@RishiSunak
Gary,
We are struggling to heat our homes, feed our kids or make our mortgage payments
Let me assure you, THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES
You might have the luxury of rising above such trivia with time to chant incantations and sing Kumbaya, but we don’t.
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@ScotExpress
So Nicola, he’s not allowed in a woman’s prison because he’s a risk.
Should he still be allowed in changing rooms with little girls and women? Or do LAW ABIDING WOMEN deserve less protection than the Cornton Vale lags?
Perhaps
@Douglas4Moray
or
@murdo_fraser
could ask
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Has to be the best ever critique of Sturgeon & co
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Dear
@elonmusk
Isn’t there a setting I can choose to stop that cross-dressing bloke who’s paid to market beer & tampons, from appearing on my Twitter feed. It makes me want to vomit every time I see that face
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Sturgeon’s tax return for 2021/22
She received £5 in interest on her savings 😂😂😂😂
At 1% interest that’s savings of £500.
If you cannot run your own finances, how can you run the country’s?
However…her husband on a lower salary was able to lend the SNP £107,000???
Fishy
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There are still some people who will vote for this chump! Hard to fathom…!
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