Anita Rane
@AyeWhatMan
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Marketing. Fitness. Shitposter. Pet Sitter. Vegan. Peanut Butter, Cold Brew, Memes & Puns 🥐🦖🫨🎀🌻
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On my way to get my head examined 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It’s been 3 years since my divorce & I’ve finally officially changed my name to the name I was assigned at birth. The name that I will stay with for as long as I live. I took forever to do this not bcz I was holding on to something, but I guess healing happens in mysterious ways
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I almost missed my flight thanks to Bangalore traffic but here’s how the sweetest people at
@IndiGo6E
came to my rescue - a thread. I spent 90 mins in Bangalore traffic & I’m still 30 mins away from the airport. My boarding was at 19.45 & there was no way I was going to make it.
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@GayatriiM
Living alone instills a fierce sense of independence. When you’re sick, you drag yourself to the doc after a minute of self pitying. On tough days, you look in the mirror and assert your goals because you have to stay focussed. Most of all, you learn to be your own best friend.
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While we all are doing the right thing by hyping up
#MeganRapinoe
, can we also hype up our very own Olympic athlete
@DuteeChand
, 23-year old gold medallist and India’s first openly gay sportsperson?
Can we get a HELL YEAH for her as well?
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Finally told my folks about my divorce. Did this alone knowing fully well how bad it can turn out. Felt like the shackles that were dragging me to the depths were yanked away. Realized that it was me who broke those chains. Acknowledged that I am stronger than I thought I was.
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My head is reeling with anxiety and relief. I made it. Thank you Vidhun, Rakshit & Manu (I am sorry if I got this name wrong) and everyone else from
@IndiGo6E
for really being the sweetest ever and making sure I got onto this flight. Absolutely a life time experience to remember
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I am so single that during a partner workout I was asked to pair up with a pillar because everyone paired up with each other 🤣🥲
@cultfitOfficial
why you do me like that on Christmas Day 🥲🥲
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Going to set an 'OOO - Stuck at Bellandur' between 9 am - 11 am from Monday to Friday 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗😭
#Bengaluru
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Okay, so I made a website to publicise the fact that I am living in a 3bhk & I'm looking for a flatmate. Location: Near Old Airport Road. Applications to be my flatmate are now open. Relevant details to be found on the link. Twitter, PLEASE RT!
#Bangalore
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This electric auto man stopped for me without me hailing him down, agreed to go to my destination and is going by the meter. Thank you universe❤️😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯
#Bengaluru
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I’m looking for a flatmate Jan 1, 2023 onwards. Location: Old Airport Road
#Bengaluru
. 3bhk shared btwn two. Sensible, working professionals okay with me pet sitting time to time preferred. Gender no bar. Check the website I made for details:
Please
#RT
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Meet April, an Indian dog I adopted 3 years ago. Blinded in a terrible bike accident that left her battling for her life for 7 days, she sees more, senses more & is far more intelligent than any human can ever hope to be. Here she is, cute as a button.
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I was on work leave for a couple of days & this was my OOO. A partner working with me called to follow up on a collab, and mentioned that she read this OOO & actually did feed a dog 🥹
I didn't expect anyone to actually even read this OOO, much less do the needful. Day=made!
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Kya tumne kabhi kissi se pyaar kiya?
Me:
Ha, khud se pyaar kiya ❤️
#TransformationTuesday
#vegan
#pcod
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A blind dog & his bestie, abandoned on the roads of
#Bangalore
by breeders, are looking for a home. Deets:
#PleaseRT
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Everyone is at this point just reassuring me and telling me it’s okay. I’m unable to think. He ushers me to the aerobridge. I thank them all and run inside. I apologize to the staff. When I sit down finally, I start crying. A flight steward asks me if I’m okay & offers me water
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My ex’s Aatya called me out of the blue and said that she was thinking about me and wanted to check in on me, and see if I’m okay.
Some people are just absolute, complete gems and deserve all the happiness in the world 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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I wore a skirt for the first time in my life. And sari petticoat doesn’t count especially bcz I’ve worn a sari also like 10 times in my life. The urge to try out styles I’ve actively avoided earlier due to body image issues is strong & how. So loving this mid-30s IDGAF confidence
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As we run up the escalator, he tells me to repeat my gate number so I don’t forget. He rushes to the security check, delivering instructions while I clear security. I am frantic now and he tells me to repeat my gate number again. Close to tears, I determinedly say 14.
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I show my ticket & I’m completely unravelling at this point. Vidhun & a few other folks gently ask me to sit. I blink at them wonderingly? Vidhun insists. I sit. He offers water, I refuse. He tells me I’m checked in on the flight - they won’t fly without me.
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Vidhun looks at me & goes ‘okay ma’am let’s get you onto our flight.’ He escorted me through the motions, while soothingly telling me to breathe. While my hands shook when searching for my airline number, he told everyone to stand by. He then picked my bag & we break a sprint
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I was zoning trying to control my anxiety but it peaked when I reached the airport with exactly 5mins to spare. I frantically look for the Indigo counter and halted at one looking for the kindest face - Vidhun. I mumbled that I am late assuming that they would not be able to help
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@tanaypratap
TIL a great productivity hack - go bald. No wasting time for haircuts or hair washes that way 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
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I clear security. I go to gate 14. It’s the wrong counter. I am staring at the counter hoping for it to magically turn into what I want to see. Vidhun calls out my name and ushers me to gate 12. Everyone’s waiting. They all see my out of breath and about to break down.
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Guys and girls, can we start a
#PetTwitter
thread? Show me your floofs! Here are mine! April, Lulu and Zombie!
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This is the first time since I’ve gotten divorced that I’ve brought a dog into my home. That’s a gap of 3 whole years. Although I am pet sitting just for a day, it goes without saying that my heart has completely melted.
#petsitting
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(Left): 2010, my wedding, naive, excited & nervous
(Right): 2019, I’m divorced & single after almost a decade, I’ve lost 10kgs, turned vegan, my hair’s longer, curlier & frizzier but most importantly I’ve learned to be kinder, wiser & stronger
Hello 2020, let’s begin!
#NewYear
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@Swiggy
@harshamjty
You folks should do a poll wrt everyone in favour of horse-delivered food: Yay or Neigh 🐎
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I once went on a date w/ a guy who on the 2nd date said he defo wants to marry me & offered me a business venture bcz he saw ‘an entrepreneurial spirit’ in me. Then he sent me a big bouquet & 5 plants. Then he ghosted me.
Anyway, I hv entrepreneurial spirit where the VCs at 💅
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@AgentSaffron
@desi_brat
She has been feeding street animals for a long time, much before she even met her current husband. You know nothing about this person, so don't go around spewing negative vibes.
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Just woke up to the news that my friend is battling
#COVID
complications and is on ventilator. He was recovering when I was talking to him 2 weeks ago joking about if he looks like Bane with a mask 😔 We’re donating funds; please help / RT if you can 🙏
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Flatmate got me what he calls the world's best poha and I broke my intermittent fasting because the marathi in me couldn't resist - and I have to agree, that poha was an absolute banger and might just be one of the best poha dishes I have ever had 🤤
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The way dates and HR folks are ghosting me simultaneously, I am going to add this skill to both my dating and professional profiles: "Resilient in the face of uncertainty." 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Having a bad day? Remember that you can step out, feed a street dog and that little homeless pup will make you feel more important than the reason swimming in your head that you're not.
Go on, do it :)
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I cannot believe I’m back to this again but…
I AM LOOKING FOR A FLATMATE AGAIN.
Please check my website for details, old tweet same scenes:
please
#RT
🙏
I’m looking for a flatmate Jan 1, 2023 onwards. Location: Old Airport Road
#Bengaluru
. 3bhk shared btwn two. Sensible, working professionals okay with me pet sitting time to time preferred. Gender no bar. Check the website I made for details:
Please
#RT
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@NotMengele
Pure engagement farming. They do it to increase their clout and character shaming is the best way to do it to get popular because they know it will trigger people
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Lemme rewrite that for you -
“Out of 33 classmates, 18 are divorced. What are we lacking? The will to live in loveless or toxic marriages? The courage to walk away? Or the fine art of minding our own business?”
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Today marks 31 days of daily workout - a huge milestone for this girl who dreaded the very idea of exercise. Who went from 69kgs to 54kgs over a year learning to love both versions of herself.
But most importantly, I did this for me. And I have learned to be my own cheerleader.
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This photo is so cute 🥰
If anyone knows the original photographer, please let me know!
#GaneshChaturthi
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Today I achieved a PR deadlift of 40kgs.
To crushing my demons, one little step of progress at a time 💪🏼
@cultfitOfficial
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My regular vegetable vendor noticed that I wear a Gshock and revealed that he used to work at Gshock company and can get me a discount whenever I want and I just 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
#Bengaluru
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@elafdafan
I thought this was some Egyptian King costume. But if you invert the pic your costume does look like a jhaadu 🤣🤣🤣 utterly cute 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He left us. He’s probably partying it up somewhere while being his annoying self. Thank you for your kindness, everyone who helped raised funds for him. The last thing we spoke about was whether he looked like Bane with his oxygen mask. Sigh.
To J. To friends. To friendship.
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There’s a guy who stays with his cat in my building and every day I can faintly hear him talk and sing to his cat and it’s just the cutest thing 😍🥹
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Excuse me how do I deal with this cuteness????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Buddy is doing a deep snooze and I want to bite his nose and monch on his ears and nibble his paws
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Was at the airport and the security personnel sees my surname on my ID & says:
Him: Rane! Marathi! Kuthoon?
I smile happily: Mumbai
Him: Mumbai aamchi mumbai chala happy journey tumhala
I smile wider and say: “Tumhala pan!” & walk with a big dumbass awkward grin on my face 🤦🏻♀️
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Screw human validation.
Earn the acceptance of an abused, battered dog who’s spent the better part of her young life in a laboratory as a test subject
#freaglesofindia
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I had to exchange my yoga mat at Decathalon so I quietly went to the store, exchanged it, sat down to stare at my feet till my auto arrived and walked out with only my exchanged Decathalon mat.
I deserve a standing ovation send claps Twitter 🥲🔫
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@shambhavipathak
Honestly on some blah days, I do this too. I think the effort of transferring to smaller containers gets to me and the piling of vessels also gets cumbersome 🙈😭
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10 years in Bangalore and 8 years of this baby. Happy 8th birthday little Zombie. You’re the reason why I am obsessed with dogs today. I miss you and will run to you when this is all over. Fuck divorce and fuck separation.
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@rohansonalkar
@swati_aap
I grew up in a place in Bombay that had a mosque and a temple within yards of each other. I grew up listening to the bells of the temple of ring and to the azaan every morning. Sigh, out of the mouth of babes indeed!
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It’s been 22 days since I walked around with my fractured ankle thinking it was a ‘small sprain’. Dear universe, heal my brain along with my ankle kindly 🙏😭
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Lifted 50kgs in a deadlift AMRAP session today. That’s it. That’s my flex for today 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 (until I lift my body weight which is 5kgs away) 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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All the single folks who have no plans, let’s get together on Valentines Day and feed street dogs 😌🐶🐾
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Gonna do a thread of all the pets I have had the fortune of home sitting so far because I am missing all of them.
Meet Buddy Num Num, the blind dog. He’s got a heart of gold & the stomach of 3 elephants. Is charming like George Clooney with a side chalu chapati personality
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@kali_denali_
Often times, when I think back to 2020, I still cannot fathom the extent of trauma this whole world endured, the effects of which will continue to haunt many for years to come
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Rule no 1 of fitness motivation: acknowledging that folks have different body limitations and mentoring them through techniques that’s suitable to their progress is more productive than comparing their shortcomings to your achievements
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@hindolheroic
This is my absolute favourite ad ever. I work in brand marketing, hence always show this ad to my copywriter team time and again to explain that this right here is amazing storytelling and scriptwriting - the nuances are mindblowing
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What would be Aquaman be called if he was a Bengali guy?
Paani Da 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is going to be the most mentally testing month of my life. Been prescribed limited to no movement at all. Working out was my therapy. Now I cannot do that for 30 days.
I’ve survived storms before, I can do this as well. One f*king day at a time 💪🏾 come on Anu, you got this
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