America has listened to you, the MAGA cult, cry about the price of eggs for four years. Meanwhile, eggs are now $9 a carton for non-organic, the highest they’ve ever been, though now you don’t give a fuck. You bitched and moaned about a war we didn’t start nor died for, claiming your greasy demigod was a president of peace. Meanwhile, he now threatens to annex our allies, starts trade wars with our neighbors, talks about land-jacking Gaza while displacing two million people, though now you don’t give a fuck. You claim to be the ‘law and order party’ with all your “Thank you for your service” bullshit. Meanwhile, you voted for a convicted felon who released 1,500 criminals from prison, many serving time for assaulting cops, though you don’t give a fuck. You worked yourselves up into a maniacal frenzy whenever he mentioned draining the swamp. Meanwhile, your country-club conman floods his administration with more billionaires than any other time in history, though you don’t give a fuck. Now, you’re ranting about government spending. Meanwhile, your psycho twat increased the national deficit by $7.8 trillion, the highest level since World War II, while taxpayers paid $142 million for his golf outings, though you don’t give a fuck. You traitorous MAGA morons are so full of shit, the dumbest motherfuckers on earth and the most imbecilic movement in history, useless idiots who parrot Putin propaganda, helping him and our adversaries to destroy America from within. Now you can cry all you want over my tweet, though know I don’t give a fuck.

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

This. A thousand times this.