Erwin The Author
@AuthorErwin
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Alchemist Alt-writer Anti-authortuber Big brain media dude Pre-modernist writer Strength: symbolism, theme, dialogue, worldbuilding Weakness: Asian butts
Joined December 2022
The Max Payne Analysis is finished, with a YouTube playlist to see it all. Over 12 hours of footage and commentary, going through the story, from top to bottom. It was messy, but it's done. Link to the playlist below 👇.
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@ShitpostRock That was the most unnecessary and stupid part of the whole game. Since we're a mold, we can't actually die. But we're given a life bar anyway. It's both game breaking and story breaking. And worst of all: immersion breaking.
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@HMBohemond Muscle mommy is a way to focus on the aspects of what makes a man attractive and ignores what makes a woman attractive. Notice how the safe horny refuse to talk about breasts, hips, shapes of heads, and lips. They are also squeamish to talk about labias and pregnancy.
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@theserfstv There's nothing beautiful about destructive behavior. You're mistaking disgust for admiration because you are a disgusting person with issues. Right wingers have nothing to hate themselves for other than being too weak to call people like you out on your nonsense.
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@TheActMan_YT "ever since it got more woke, I lost interest in the series, but it's not because it's woke guys I swear!". Sure, Kelly. Whatever you say. .
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@Pirat_Nation For people confused:. The word okay is an extension of an abbreviation of the phrase oll korrect, which was a common misspelling of all correct. This wasn't popularized into usage until the 1830s. The other popular phrase was all right, which was abbreviated to OW.
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@reddit_lies She doesn't have nudes? Maybe I can bully her into making them! That should show how much of a male feminist I am.
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@ReviewsPossum Women think they're flirting and sending messages, but it's all in their head and they were never in control of the situation to begin with. This is why men lead and women follow. The woman is biologically unable to lead.
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@Slim_DaddE They hired a hentai artist to do the art they removed and then these people act like that was part of the plan the entire time. "Oh, we meant to make it sexual in the first game so we can say sexuality is wrong in the next one".
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@reddit_lies I always see leftists boycott chick fil a and yet the places around me are always filled to the brim. Especially in the most progressive areas. Same with In and Out.
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@theserfstv Then stop putting sex in the LGBT genres and stop performing sexualized acts during pride parades. .
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@ShitpostRock Ending it with blacklist was such an insult. They sky was the limit and they settled for landing in the bushes.
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@ReviewsPossum They thought Chinese people would watch it because they removed Finn from the posters and trailers. They didn't realize Chinese people have internet and might care about the story itself.
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@harl71417 They can't wrap their heads around the idea that a girl, especially an Asian one, might be short. I swear, I think I've seen more Asian women under 5ft that over 5ft.
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@politicalawake The only thing Japan needs right now is a flood of Japanese straight couples having kids. None of this useless crap.
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@ShitpostRock People spend 2 hours to get ready?. I was lucky if I got up 30min before my shift.
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Apparently Ng says the animators of Wish couldn't even animate a horse walking. Disaster to make, disaster to watch, disaster for profit. God, this movie was cursed.
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@HMBohemond I never said they aren't hot. I am agreeing with you and explaining why they treat it as acceptable. They are focused on masculinity being the only acceptable objectifying thing, due to femininity unable to be objectified by them. With that clarified, am I wrong?.
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@reddit_lies "We've had sex every day for 30 years, we have 9 kids, and we have been happily married living together. Do you think he likes me?".
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@TheActMan_YT Why would the group that tries to baby it's audience with the lack of difficulty and dark themes try to transition it then?. Why are you so afraid of saying it's because it's woke?.
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@NobleAtlas88 Their entire talk is just them going "I don't even know what a leftist is anymore" while claiming the left constantly changing terms is the same as the right following these terms as the left become more radical.
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@InsaneCope Nioh is made in Japan by Japanese people. Ubisoft is French. This is why people are calling out Ubisoft and not Team Ninja.
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@HMBoehmond Ah yes, the attack that. Doesn't do anything to the country. I am actually curious what they determined happens, because dystopia means the US never changed from how it is now.
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@MediaRightNews1 So timcast goes to daily wire and daily wire goes to fox News. Weird how Disney will get both.
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@bill64burner @MrLewd619 @MoonMilk64 Your point was that pregnant joker is more stupid and useless than any hentai?.
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@not__vee Mutahar thought the discussion about being conservative was about being appropriate and ended up short circuiting when he called a fully clothed character porn.
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@MelonieMac @mooserocka331 "for me and lots of gamers". Based on what statistics?. Or is this one of those moments when you people start praising woke games?.
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@theserfstv You want sex changes for kids? I thought you guys said it's not happening. Now you're saying if it was, that would be a good thing?.
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@ReviewsPossum The 60s was full of "what if x thing engaged in suburban life?". Witch as a wife. Horse can talk. Family of monsters in the suburb. A genie as a roommate. Hillbillies in a rich area. In fact, the magic girl trope of anime was inspired by Bewitched. Love it.
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@AgreeingBook13 @reddit_lies They learned it from the LGBT. "Keep your business out of my bedroom" and that whole nonsense.
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@harl71417 It's really hard for westerners to understand leftism around that Asian area. Somehow we think such influences of Marxism or new left never seeped past the surrounding communist countries during the cold war.
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@DelusionPosting "India takes over Mexico". Yeah maybe. I mean would we notice a difference over there? There'd be no more carne asada but that's about it.
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@LyleRath There's a scene in Lord of the Rings where Frodo is taking a dump with his bunghole over the river and he uses a page of The Hobbit to wipe his ass. It's when Sam is arguing with Gollum.
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Rippaverse is a company that's wasted over $9 million on comics. Learn how to avoid their mistakes.
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@NewsM101 They became lawyers and accounts because all they do is look for loopholes and deals. Oi!.
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@Slim_DaddE Act man is trying too hard and I love the fact that this pronoun gate has revealed so many fake and gay LARPers who were pretending they weren't woke. Act man is entering the desperate stage of denial. It's the Channel Awesome damage control all over again but en masse.
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@SilverCyanide2 @Fenrirtheicewo1 Some of the terrible dialogue is able to be memed, but mostly as a bigger trend of what people consider as reddit writing, because it gets tied to stuff like "errrrrm, did that just forking happen?!" and "yeah, that's a thing I just did. I did a thing.".
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@NoPublicnames @Mangalawyer Playing the remake, in the state it was made, is infantile. Why play an inferior, halal product when the original is still available?.
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@politicalawake I've seen tons of anime where they do two things:. 1. Explain the wordplay in subtitles. 2. Make up their own similar wordplay in English. These people are making horrible excuses.
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@Aku_700 @iamyesyouareno Telling people that blacks are violent over words is a terrible tell.
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@hayasaka_aryan Eyes are dead, vagina rotten, brain is fried. She's basically an Arby's sandwich now.
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@LunarArchivist The best part about that joke is that it would get past censors, like many SpongeBob and Rugrats jokes.
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@KObjectivist @ReviewsPossum They put Jason and leather face so why not add ghost face. One of their few good decisions.
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@ShitpostRock Companies care too much about making a game look like a photo instead of looking like a game. I'd rather have beautiful pixel art instead of murky false-realism.
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Recently, John A. Douglas got a 2nd issue of Isom #2 for $5 in the sale, after saying he needs money and has to work extra. Why buy it again?. The old cover was the @EthanVanSciver cover and he "just didn't want it anymore". Rippatards are going broke over going woke.
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@LunarArchivist @omibaloney Exactly. They sue us for no reason and then beg us to get closer to them when they realize they are replaceable.
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@Based_On_Cringe @ShitpostRock Mid sales? RE6 was one of the best selling games in its year of release, but it was simply expensive to make. You need to do actual research before you shill.
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@OrwellNGoode Awake people weight less because their muscles flex for a center of mass, with the circulation of blood also a constant evenness of weight distribution.
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@GamingAndPandas All they had to do was patch old games and put them on their library. They made the most simple model overly complicated.
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@harl71417 There's death of of the author, and author's intent, but these people think tourist's demand is the ultimate value. But I think many times they intend on getting hate QTs. They're probably promoting something over there.
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@LunarArchivist She's begging CD for a job and all she can say is "I'll tell you what you'll do with your sex scenes". I wish they responded and said "we know how sex works, thank you".
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@Mangalawyer They always try to make the girl half black, pretending it's a safe bet, but then ruin the entire look with horrible hair and no marking (like the eye circle).
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You know how you can avoid this critique?. Have some dirt on his boots. Remember, the soskas asked Eric if Yaira is near or far sighted to make sure they put the right glasses on her. .
The nitpicking is next level by certain individuals. Makes no sense to get this triggered by a simple video to promote a comic book.
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@Mangalawyer That feel when 2004 was better at making pirate chicks than the west can 20 years later.
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@abejmorris @CerberusXt It's woke at a production level, due to its attachment to Bethesda and Microsoft. It's woke at a design level, since the entire game is about a girl boss being Indy's equal and the "punch a Nazi" came from antifa pandering during New Order and New Colossus production.
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@FuckKoroks Trans flags talking about liking women, but only as long as they're approved by The Mary Sue, shows that they're all about the trends. Down to their life style.
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@skullface_cmx @ShitpostGate Ultimate Spider-Man allowed you to do that, and it was pretty fun going around eating people. They should have done more where it's more like hulk: ultimate destruction. Most of these games we just want to blow up cars and destroy buildings.
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@PRISMISMZ We're not forced to draw anything? Great. Any "correction" you make is now null and void. You're telling us we should never listen to you or anyone who agrees with you on how something is drawn.
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@2sallads @Mangalawyer "little questionable". You went to Google to find out a character was one age in one game and then said she's underage in another game. This is like seeing a picture of Anakin Skywalker when he fights in the lava and calling it child abuse because he's a kid in episode 1.
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@i_gorillas His anime take is more of a joke(he doesn't care about it) but the toy thing is more about how the left puts consumerism as their religious idol.
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@kangminjlee It does make sense when you realize these are college educated people who don't shit in the street and usually have better hygiene than you. Instead of being racist, use logic.
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@Mangalawyer I used to think the beauty and beast squad was sort of over hyped, but now that we have had years of ugly characters, they are pretty freaking hot.
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@Pirat_Nation So for the word okay to be used, the fantasy would be "modernized" with colloquial speech, which gets worse when more of this is used, because then the entire story appears straight out of the US. This is why people are now talking about Americanized medieval fantasy.
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It's not a thing. That's why the iron age grifters are in panic mode. Light was shown by the sun
Y'all are to busy bitching about what label to give #IronAge then just being graceful that it's a thing. In the first fucking place.
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@ShitpostRock I was JUST playing FEAR 2 yesterday and took notice of the blood details. I wish sex could be portrayed with half as much. Ridiculous censorship.
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@kangminjlee It's been explained over and over again that the goal is to compete with china for tech jobs, with Americans not filling those slots because they demand too much pay and don't stay as long in the job. And not enough seek the job to begin with. Stop being pampered.
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@JadeAtrophis @TheManlet_King @neldonax76404 Absolutely incorrect, across the board. Bionicle has more to do with Zarathustrian mythology than Christianity, and even then it's simply based on Maori mythology. As non-Christian as you can get. Especially since the Toa are a team, not a Jesus motif.
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@theserfstv Yeah, how cruel for Elon to hate the idea of sterilizing autistic kids. We need to be nice and loving like Lance who loves it when autistic kids are sterilized. Lance is already sterilized right?.
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As strong as Sporticus is, Robbie Rotten was able to survive all of his attacks, and the cannonball itself, meaning he's on par with Sporticus' power, despite his weakened state as a lazy fuck.
Outruns a cannonball 😭 (Usual cannonballs would reach a speed of 250 miles per hour)
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Every time westerners say Asians look like children, I can't help but feel that Yellow Peril is still an issue after all these years. Out of all the race issues that the woke want to preach about, why not pay attention to this type?.
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Blocked because I said the truth about Eric threatening to shoot people if they get near his warehouse, which he fought tooth and nail to say until his lawyers told him to stop. These people care so much for narrative and can't even accept what's actually said. Woke and gay.
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@Mangalawyer Elika might count, but she's nothing like the sands of time trilogy gals. She needed a bit more of a princess look to her. More stern in the eyes or more exquisite in the lips.
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@Aristos_Revenge Men don't read still applies with the excuse that we aim for the classics. When are we getting a new classic? Why are we forced to shift through the trash to pretend we found a new one?. Men simply want things that are practical. Complaining that we go for classics is proof.
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@LunarArchivist They don't understand what quality is because they can't make anything of quality. They think labor is hammering a hole into a wall all day while everyone else actually produces a house, then they demand an equal share of the profit.
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@Mangalawyer Anytime someone says "realistic" for video games, we really need to just point at any health bar or quest marker to slap some sense into them.
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