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Austin “Danger” Powers

@Austin_Powers04

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International Man of Mystery. 28. Gokies

Raleigh, NC
Joined June 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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3 years
Why my cinnamon roll look like ET’s O face
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I’m a wanna be Arkansas fan purely because i get to say woo pig and the Razorback looks cool
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Life update: moved in with a girl from twitter
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2 years
Worked at dominos and can confirm this is fake as fuck
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The Domino's Pizza tracker has been the best piece of tech released for the past 10 years.
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I got so tan yesterday
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Had mfers thinking they’d tighten up if they weren’t wearing this
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Mr Black⁛
1 year
What is the most successful lie in history
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2 years
I’m 26 years old and i don’t know how to find a primary care doctor
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1 year
Nobody: The Nature Boy Ric Flair:
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@itsleague
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What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?
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2 years
Soft launch @tryinghereok
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Austin “Danger” Powers
5 years
S/O to my wonderfully amazing mom! She’s donating her kidney to someone in a few weeks so that one of her past students can receive a kidney after 4 years of waiting @ChristieKaplan #TeachersWhoCare
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
Bruhhhhh my roommate just sent me this. His two friends just moved in together to this apartment above a bar. They caught this video after coming back from the bars and watched it back the next day. Look at the doorway 👀 they moved out today lol
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Austin “Danger” Powers
5 years
The best GOT alternate ending I’ve seen #GameOfThonesFinale
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
Don’t you hate it when you take a girl out for her birthday and this is your Instagram debut
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1 year
Guys it worked we’re gonna go get a drink at the airport bar wish me luck
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1 year
1 like and I’ll hit on the girl in 22C
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Anniversary dinner w/ twitter gf
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
There’s a story to what happened here and i want in on it
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Can everyone pretend I’m a high school girl that just posted a selfie and have a really big supportive friend group
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Fucking hate depression. Gonna miss you Max! ❤️ I hope you are no longer hurting.
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
When you just smoked a blunt and you come back to your whole extended family waiting for you so they can eat
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2 months
Just bought my girlfriend clubs, took her to the range for the 3rd time to stripe a few she’s now been watching videos of her swing and practicing with a wedge in the living room for the last hour and a half
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Austin “Danger” Powers
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Simone Biles Me after a few beers 🤝 Having the ‘Twisties’
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10 years
Tuscarora has some screwed up guys, the guys who don't treat women with respect aren't men but little boys in my opinion
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3 years
@MereKatKat WHAT IS THIS?? A SOUP FOR ANTS?!?
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3 years
Love that drake sampled his song so people realize how talented he is
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3 years
This is what a typical couple from Ole miss looks like
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Just dragged a pyramid scheme recruiter through the whole “interview” process just for me to say no and he’s not taking it well
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Finally paid off some debt that’s been over my head for over 2 years and it feels so great
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11 years
#InMiddleSchool "let me break your black bracelet ;)" http://t.co/HS86s5kPBX
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I know she looks amazing but… 14 bookmarks y’all need Jesus
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Madssss
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morning mimosa
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
Another friend lost to suicide. Please reach out if you feel like this. I know it’s tough and you don’t want to feel like a burden but people can and will want to help. It’s a lot better than the alternative.
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Exactly 1 month of progress. Not where I want to be but a good starting point! #RoadTo175
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Austin “Danger” Powers
8 years
legit just said bless you to a girl and she said "thanks but I have a boyfriend." wut
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Oi Bruv it’s chewsday innit? It’s coming home m8 gonna get a few pints with the laddies
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Ball is life
@SilenceOfDaMads
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Uhmm what the fuck?
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Me The Kentucky derby 🤝 Lasting 120 seconds
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@YoungTiempo An eye for an eye 😮‍💨
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
D.A.R.E was actually the gateway drug
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Girl: “babe come over” Me: *contemplating life* “sorry I’m busy” Girl: “but I’m all alone” Me: *Pauses and looks up* “… aren’t we all?”
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9 months
I started mouth breathing in her ear to get this pic
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
🚨serious personal announcement🚨: Ms. Powers and I broke up cordially
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3 years
For those wondering, the railing has been ziptied after its earlier collapse
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Austin “Danger” Powers
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Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney + because you’re quite literally a gambler. While i respect your craft as castellanos hits a deep drive to left field
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3 years
so high that i cooked a pizza for 20 degrees at 400 minutes
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I’m so fucking back
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
In college when i would black out and booty call people I’d delete the messages the same night so i had no idea that it happened
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Austin “Danger” Powers
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Went home with a girl last night strictly to help her on her 1000 piece puzzle
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That morning skinny after throwing up from drinking >>>
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Nothing like a lil Sunday funday w/ the goober after a wedding
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2 years
Generic white guy #6 checking in
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Yeah that’ll do it
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3 years
S/O to Ms Powers for the awesome vacation and happy 25th bday ❤️
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Austin “Danger” Powers
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New York new me!
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Mounted a tv can i get a hell ya
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3 years
@AdamSchefter Adam are you SURE
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11 years
GOT INTO TECH LETS GOOOOO #classof18
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7 months
My dad put some of their 30th anniversary trip funds on Yes touchback last night
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
Two years ago today 🥲
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Austin “Danger” Powers
5 years
S/O to my wonderfully amazing mom! She’s donating her kidney to someone in a few weeks so that one of her past students can receive a kidney after 4 years of waiting @ChristieKaplan #TeachersWhoCare
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It’s for the bit
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3 years
I need a real good toxic 2-4 month situationship to get me right again
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
My dad just handed me a universal golf cart key and said “with great power comes great responsibility” alright Uncle Ben I’m boutta abuse tf outta this and steal myself a mfing golf cart
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The edible hit as soon as i got selected to go onstage for the magic show
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So happy i could see my best friends get married over the weekend! They looked amazing and i wanted to share it with you all!
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3 years
“Yo so there’s this group called the cheapies, NOT A CULT!”
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What'd you guys do today http://t.co/sWpB1w3Ya6
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Everyone meet my mom’s new dog Charlie (Id take a bullet for her)
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Austin “Danger” Powers
7 years
Do you ever wonder who's tinder profiles you're on without even knowing who they are?
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
Wearing my letterman’s jacket out tonight at the hometown bars to show people i still fuck
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3 years
Let’s have a night folks
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
Unlimited PTO is the biggest corporate hoax out there
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Austin “Danger” Powers
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Being sad on a Monday morning is not very bang bang skeet skeet
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9 months
Who schedules a meeting 4-5:30 Friday before Christmas?
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Austin “Danger” Powers
2 years
If you wanna find the love of your life you just have to date me immediately beforehand
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Bro just have her
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My dad got these for my mom
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Tried to hit on the cart girl and i word vomited “do you have any beer” she replied with what kinda question is that
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Livin’ in Lisbon
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3 years
I would like everyone to please take a look at the finished product of the screened in deck. Dad built this with little help, just basically YouTubed and asked around. So proud of him!
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
I know what i want
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3 years
How big of a red flag is it when a girl has like 2 friends
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3 years
“Welcome to McDonald’s may i take your order?” Me:
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Austin “Danger” Powers
3 years
When females are plotting on your downfall so you pray
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3 years
My ex is getting married today, I’m going to an all day booze cruise wearing this. We are not the same
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WBR and his roommates field testing the frame
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