Austin Walters 🏴♻️🪶
@AustinWaltersUK
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Working on AI for health and social care. F1 Fan (Lewis) // ManUtd / 80s were the best / I ❤️ Trees and Forests 🌳 🏴 LongCov Fight
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@Dmozaffarian
@DrAseemMalhotra
Some days I am a vegan, some days I am a carnivore- depends what’s trending on YouTube
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@Jason
Did he first cut raw meat and then use the same uncleaned knife to cut the cooked piece?
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@Parkerlawyer
I am told that in a bar the more drunk you get the less gin they put in a gin and tonic.
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@_DHOTYA
I walked into a club one day and the person working there thought I was drake.. I had free drinks for hours. Before I left I said I would write a song about her one day.. and the whole club turned and applauded.
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@F1
@ZhouGuanyu24
Max isn’t there because he got there before everyone, finished his food and left before they arrived.
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@fesshole
Lift engineer here: “the detection device will only recognise objects over 2inches ”
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@pepemac27
@NHSMillion
Do you know what they do with old (not that old) IT equipment. They PAY someone to take it away, they destroy the Hard drive for security reasons (fair enough) and the person who was paid to take it away then sells it on and makes good £
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@Jeremy_Hunt
Almost like you now know what it’s like living in the real UK. Not the fantasy one Tory MPs think exists.
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@idea_alchemist
I had a blood test recently, asked for a full one. Went back for results and doctor said “all normal” - I ASKED for a copy of the blood test. Doctor said WHY? I said - to keep for reference. My results were NOT Normal. I’m now manually fixing the issues. ASK for the printout!!
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@afneil
He like many other MPs do not live in the real world. He’s gets his information from “briefings” that are filtered.
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@cooltechtipz
Solving a Rubik’s cube is probably easier than understanding these instructions
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@mollyoswaks
We used a painter (he was highly recommended by friends) who couldn’t read or write and he made notes using pictures.
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@DeborahMeaden
I see lots of people from all countries and cultures enjoying life, looking forward to competing in their passion just being human. ❤️
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@Nufc2Everything
You were playing Man City with KDB back! You looked way better than you have lately. If you played like this against anyone else you would have won and been bouncing.
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@DaveAtherton20
@MetCC
Is this the same person:
A far-left activist is shocked when he finds out that the young Muslim women he marched with at yesterday’s anti-Israel protest in London do not share his views on LGBTQ+ issues.
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@davepl1968
Can I say in my linkedin bio that “I know the man who wrote the Windows Start Menu”?
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@lexfridman
@joerogan
Need a download button as I listen to pods in the car and mostly patchy signal.
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@_DHOTYA
@MrGeorgeBenson
He forgot to say. ..And everyone in Nero’s stood up an applauded ? It would have sounded more genuine then.
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@jessphillips
Can I just say a huge thank you to the NHS and specifically everyone at The Princess of Wales hospital in Bridgend
@CwmTafMorgannwg
for looking after my 4yo daughter this week with strep and another infection. Absolute angels, everyone. 🙏❤️
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@fesshole
OP worried about his Google search history and this fess is to convince his wife he wasn’t looking for “unfettered knockers” he was doing research
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@jessphillips
Give us another lockdown but without the pandemic and you got yourself a vote - deal ?
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@liz_churchill8
I remember when the celebs of the USA was obsessed with GOD. Everyone wore a cross, thanked Jesus. But the past 10 years seems to be the absolute opposite.
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@InternetH0F
Years ago, we were in the park with my mother and she shouted “anyone who wants an ice cream come over here” me and my brothers ran to her along with some random kid who must have thought it was free ice cream. My mam struggled with the guilt of not giving him an ice cream for
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@DeiBryn77
Nevermind approaching a dog, when they approach people ! “He won’t hurt you” I could chin em
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@Sonic_Screwup
I used to run an IT company.I had a black tool case.Turned up at customers house,knocked door,I was shown to the back room of the house,an elderly lady started telling me about her eye.I said I’m here to fix the computer,turns out I was in wrong house and they were expecting a Dr
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@ccollins97
I had a dog like this, bark his tits off when the person was outside, as soon as they came in he was all “ahhh alright mate” let me lick your face.
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@MartinSLewis
@bbc5live
Two bank accounts - one for paying bills, giving bank details to others. The other account is private, never given out, doesn’t have a bank card. Used to store the money. I transfer funds “only when needed” to the first account to pay bills etc..
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@RishiSunak
Rishi - you remind me of my ex wife - running around spending money like there’s a never ending supply and not considering where it’s coming from.
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@birdwoman1966
When a friend passed away, his wife called BT to change name on account from his to hers - they shut the lot off immediately and refused to do anything until they had the death certificate sent to them. It was horrible. No phone, no internet, the knock on affect was a nightmare
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That was completely unnecessary from Peter Jones on
#DragonsDen
her energy is essential in business particularly at this time. Well done
@DeborahMeaden
- I hope the deal goes really well
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@GidMK
@nefertitillated
I think your use of opposite is as bad as using the study as proof. You make a valid point if I take on face value that you are an expert in reading these (I am not) but claiming opposite to mean null is poor.
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@paullewismoney
@ofgem
Am I really living in this universe? Sometime in the 2000’s my reality too a wrong turn and I ended up here!
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@MartinSLewis
@itvMLshow
My parents have paid off their Mortage and want to leave the house to me and my sister and we are trying to convince them to sell up and enjoy the money.
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@David__Osland
I absolutely hate this question- basic maths will give you the answer.
How many hours a day do they need staff? Multiply by £12 minimum wage.
Then add the cost of multiple staff and a registered manager.
Then add rent/mortgage, rates, utilities, a cook, insurance.
Then add
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@MartinSLewis
A trend I see as I spend a lot of my day calling :-
+Staff are poorly trained
+Staff are stressed and therefore rude
+Staff instantly have an attitude
+Some seem “high” but not from drugs
+1 in 10 is an absolute legend
Pro tip: call at 8am when available - get straight through.
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@jasonfried
Too many CRMs out there are sales pipeline focused. There needs to be a crm for “customers”
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@hail2thetealeaf
Up until .25 seconds, I legit thought this was a new swimming pool that had not yet had water put in it
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@DavidhBrown
Everybody watches this video and doesn’t read the post. It’s the police officer who broke his leg. Him being still alive and moving kind of gives it away.
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@redbulletin
Schroedingers Car - both were at fault and neither were at fault at the same time.
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@Keir_Starmer
Where are we going to build? Our farms, fields and woodland is disappearing. Yet many areas have empty shops, offices and industrial units.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho
@DerrenBrown
He was quoting Dame Edna it was not real, but it was unfortunate bad timing.
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@Ginger_Tucci
My dad is a nightmare when he talks to someone from another country, for some reason he starts talking with their accent.
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@_JessicaDavies
Well done Jess. At a time when we should be calling for everyone to calm the fuck down, you go and drive more division 👏👏
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@nocontextfooty
When I was very young, I remember being able to jump down the entire stairs from top to bottom, convinced I could actually fly.
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@altrinchamtoday
@RishiSunak
@altrinchammkt
Everywhere he goes, he always looks like he’s seeing something for the first time.
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@cleanupbritain
@MarsUK
I’m
With you 100% on this and on cleaning up the UK. But….
I do think people need to be held to account for their actions - far too many people in the UK throw rubbish and gum wherever they like and couldn’t care less.
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@Lewi599
@paddypower
Under PaddyPower rules it only counts if everyone in their office saw it live and were wearing a christmas jumper.
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@SkySportsF1
I am not Max biggest fan, I am a Lewis fan - but - I agree with Max on this one
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@AngelaRayner
Why? Start a job, go on sick, get sick pay, accrue holidays, cost business and country money. Have you ever run a business?
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@westcoastbill
Is this :-
1. CGI
2. A game engine
3. AI
4. Real Life
This is the problem humanity now faces !?
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@ManUtd
Scoring a late winner at this time of night / I woke the whole house (maybe the whole street)
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