@SiennaNichs You’re my favourite altruist 💕

RT @AureliaByNight: Did I tell you guys about that time I wanted to start an Only Friends, but gave up because I don't have the work ethic…

RT @ecco401k: how it feels to say "my client"

RT @AureliaByNight: 🙈

@KhloeKarl Not many people know this but a cute set of lingerie under his signature turtleneck and jeans is what gave him his confidence during those presentations 😏

Why is it always "Aurelia, I know it's last minute but..."? Why is it never "Aurelia, I know you don't own a Lady Dior yet, why don't we go and pick one up for you? Abuse! 👹

So horny I’m about to lose my mind. I saw a Mads Mikkelsen interview in my recommended videos on YouTube and started barking. Help me

According to national literacy trust, 1 in 6 men in England fall into the “very poor literacy skills” category. Judging by my inbox, they've all collectively decided I'm their new favourite correspondent this week 😩

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@beckymil1 David doing more projecting than Vue 😬

@RequiemLenina Do you need anybody to help with the sunscreen...? No? I'll be right here lmk 🥹

@i_adoreamber He took it seriously and I respect it 😂

@TheImanIvy Oh my god THE SUIT!! 👁️👄👁️

@MsLouisaKnight Are you looking for more faces, perhaps? I happen to have one!

@DateLDN How sweet is he? Love this for you 💕

@KhloeKarl @secretgeorgie I'm thirsty 😳

@MargotAlderton I'm sweating just looking at you 🥵

@secretgeorgie When life gives you lemons, this is what you're supposed to make 🫡

@KhloeKarl 😂

@Bagpuss35663022 Might have rage quit for now, until I get my nails done shorter 😂😂