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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
8 months
Dana white you fat bald piece of shit you’re gonna burn in hell
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
9 months
I’m done being an HVAC technician dude I have to make it
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@Asliceofbambi
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1 year
He said all my life I wanted to cosplay as another nigga
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
It's like they make these niggas in a factory dude literally nothing about this guy's life is genuine
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@Asliceofbambi
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2 years
Family guy ass dance
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Gross nasty gross disgusting gross fit
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
@muvhuya92 @SheistheUnivers @BishopCadillac Not every short nigga is Bruce Lee
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
5 months
Twitter Wendy Williams has spoken
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AI Pac & DJ Akademiks who not even a real DJ….
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@Asliceofbambi
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3 years
Absolute lunatic
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@IsiahaSaid
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4 years
What’s the WORST tweet you’ve ever seen on this app (or top contender)?
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@Asliceofbambi
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1 year
Imagine one day ya son just randomly starts cosplaying as a black person
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1 year
Nettspend - new snippet (2023)
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@Asliceofbambi
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1 year
Yall watching the bear I'm watching the twink lmfaoo catch up
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
When my crazy ass mutual from an obscure European country turns out to be a neo nazi
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
This that black queer gofundme music
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1 year
We wanna go run in NY 😭😭
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@Asliceofbambi
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3 years
the voices in my head telling me to kill everyone
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
Niggas become Muslim when shit hits the fan
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
He's honestly the worst dressed person I've ever seen in my life no jokes repeat offender this guy just puts on whatever the fuck he sees at urban outfitters looks like a mannequin at a costume shop I hate his guts
@vonvorter
señor modelo
3 years
worst fit of all time
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
10 months
A normal guy pretending to be weird made this you kn what would be hilarious bro yeezy quagmire 😭😭😭 that’s sooo random ppl are gonna love it
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@Asliceofbambi
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3 years
The citizen app in Gotham gotta be crazy “12 dead from explosive whoopee cushion” nigga what
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
Her dad
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
Ewwww this nigga turned on 😂
@Lidestyworld
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1 year
Why carti looks fly as shit in every video 😭
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@Asliceofbambi
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4 years
Pop smoke did NOT say that shit
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Nigga said
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
Fuck steven universe 😭😭 fuck that fat lil bastard and his gay ass friends fuck him 😭😭😭😭
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
@byendrw Cute ass nigga 😭
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
*shakes the shit out of her* WHY DID YOU FUCK HIMM 😭😭😭😭
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@Asliceofbambi
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2 years
Gatekeeping the funny tiktok shoes
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
10 months
Back in my day underground rappers would at least have aura
@burner1697306
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10 months
Remove one rapper and all they music
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Somali niggas with 2c hair
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
she fine asl idc if her music is a CIA torture technique
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kimberly.
3 years
sigh…
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@Asliceofbambi
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3 years
That’s crazy, look at my statue of Squidward Kanye rq
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
10 months
Yea man use a scene from “hunger games” to shed light on a serious issue
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
8 months
2020 I got laid off 2021 I was broke 2022 I was homeless 2023 my shack got flooded 2024 is my year
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
Once you corny to me you on the cob forever.
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
When she starts hanging with some girls I’ve never seen before
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
One piece fans be like yea this is the strongest character in the manga right now
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
They didn’t even let me finish #moanspace
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
5 months
@zedonarrival She’s a white woman
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
Insane that this has happened twice
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
*camera man stops recording* random little black kid: hey can i get $5 ?? adin Ross: videos over lil Nigga. Get the fuck out of here *starts kicking the kid in the face repeatedly*
@wynzmans
wynz
1 year
They call adin ross the worst streamer alive but I ain’t never seen Bruce, Kai Cenat, Speed, Yourage and etc give back to community that made them. Adin Ross has done more for the black community by inspiring a new generation of streamers WHILE giving back to them
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
Fuh is u talm bout 😂 what de hell is yu talm bout whatchu talm bout gang aye aye aye aye aye what he be holding tho fr
@Spidey_pte
🍕Pete🍕
1 year
Everyone is holding their dead Gwen Stacys but what my goat Spectacular be holding here tho lmao??
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
11 months
Aye fuck nigga you forgot to turn it sideways
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@Asliceofbambi
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2 years
I’m struggling to breathe
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
@ZrmDaily Only exception being druski
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
4 months
@kofi_osama_ @_LewisLFC @Trujista None of the guys you’ve mentioned were even close to being half as dominant as Messi or Cristiano please stop the delusion
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Some ppl just be aggressively ethnic it makes me uncomfortable
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
4 years
@abahawasjack @Gresham2x I don’t know what you’re talking about
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
I be on her page like this every morning
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@Asliceofbambi
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11 months
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
Niggas must think they comedy gods turning that screenshot fucking sideways
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
That’s just a fat white nigga wearing true religion
@fakegucciwatch
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2 years
show this picture to most people and they just wont get it. its like art made only for a select few
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@Asliceofbambi
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11 months
Bitch you betta bring yo fat ass from around the corner wtf 😂
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
4 years
Somali lil durk and polo g fans are gonna be the first ones to join the antichrist when he comes
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
“Tune you so fat now” thanks it’s the trauma
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
@DBloxkzTrinidad Big bra moments before he’s disfigured beyond recognition
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Can't relate👍🏾 #ilovemylife
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
@jnova_mp3 Don’t be obtuse
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
4 years
he was sumn else during his lightskin phase
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@Asliceofbambi
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1 year
These young niggas don’t get my dick hard no more
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
As a Muslim man hiding his kaffir gf from his mom ik what superheroes go thru I'm living a double life as well
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
4 years
I guess that’s just something they won’t forgive
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@Asliceofbambi
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4 years
I’m sorry for being black @TwitterArabs
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
My first bm built like this
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BIG BAD CHUCK!
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not gonna lie, this is the first time i’ve ever seen this body type used on a website to sell clothes. very very fire.
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@Asliceofbambi
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2 years
@grailedgoblin Grailedgoblin 😭😭😭
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
7 months
She linked two balding 30 year olds.. khalbros it might not be over for us
@updatespinkp
PinkPantheress Updates ☆
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📸 | New pic of PinkPantheress with D-Block Europe
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@Asliceofbambi
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9 months
After eating with her hands (the monkey way) she did her lil nigga dance 😁 gotta love it ❤️
@thatboiharley
NBAVante😈💜
9 months
We might as well consider her apart of the black community
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@Asliceofbambi
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1 year
@DBloxkzTrinidad As a tall African nigga I know exactly what mood he in #CDGPlay
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
4 years
Sitting 5 inches away from ye as he yells real friends at you gotta be a surreal experience
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
1 year
Look at this massive fucking nerd 😭
@vnbvrnt
luz
1 year
can people please learn the difference between a score and a soundtrack
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@Asliceofbambi
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2 years
Unspoken rizz vs uncontrollable jizz
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@Asliceofbambi
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3 years
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@Asliceofbambi
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1 year
Wagwarn with your hair family
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
I just released a new song on my soundcloud bro lmk what you think me:
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
5 months
I think I like this chungus life
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
I be telling girls my fav band is a little group called The STROKES 😭😭😭
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
We’re gonna hold you down and finger you
@tyler02020202
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2 years
if you spend more than $50 on a piece of clothing there’s built up minerals in your brain
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@Asliceofbambi
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2 years
If I ever see drake irl
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
My cro: aye bro have you heard the queen d- Me: charge it styll My day 1: wym Me: peak times icl My bredrin: what are you saying fam Me: gonna have to charge that one ngl My guy: you're not making sense fam what are you saying to me Me: low it bro, low.. me 💙
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
Y'all don't understand bro he paid top dollar for that ヤフオク! - 【レターパックプラス対応】 NUMBER NINE ナンバ...
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@Asliceofbambi
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4 years
Seems like a real musty individual tbh
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Time to abuse drugs and hate women for not loving me the way I love them
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
4 years
Im ramming my 02 civic into any car I see with these lame ass tail lights
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
Deftones: I watched you CHAAAAANGE Me: no you didn't 😂
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
I almost said I love you back
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Mate that's a fictional character
@BlessedSouthpaw
Hippo-Critical
3 years
That gunner on the second humvee is toast. Superman murdered a soldier. Superman murdered a soldier and fucked off to Kansas with no concern for what he did after snapping out of it. He snaps out of it immediately afterwards because Lois shows up. Superman murdered a soldier.
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Like there's no reason to be that Indian man cut it out
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
9 months
“Nah lemme go tell twitter im pussy”
@iluvmikublue
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Filipino in my ear saying “nigga”
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@Asliceofbambi
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11 months
Brown girls leave Islam and make it everyone’s problem
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
4 months
@kofi_osama_ @_LewisLFC @Trujista 😂😂 I see you’re one of those guys stuck in a past they weren’t there to witness and refuse to face reality
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
8 months
This how she wants us to celebrate
@issmee56
S_xn
8 months
Wallah seeing Muslims go out and celebrate in places like shisha lounges is so heartbreaking. What are you celebrating when your brothers and sisters in Palestine are being murdered? Do they actually not care?
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@Asliceofbambi
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2 years
I am doing copious amounts of heroin!!!! 😭😭😭 omggg ik she can handle it
@skyferrori
leon
2 years
you wake up as sky ferreira, what's the first thing you do?
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@Asliceofbambi
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3 years
This fkn sucks
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 years
Paid 200 poonds just to get this
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
5 months
My CB was almost a hashtag 💔
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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Rüdiger tried to scare the Policeman before entering the Bernabéu 😂😂😂
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@Asliceofbambi
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8 months
Might be the funniest video of all time
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
3 months
@DBloxkzTrinidad Nah it’s calm bro kerwin frost and asspizza should be forgotten
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@Asliceofbambi
khalid
2 years
Lil uzi: yall better stop playing with the kid Me: goochi goochi goo lil nigga!! 👶👶👶👶😭😭😭
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