Ash Atalla
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Just been to my daughters end of year school play and it really was genuinely shit. Embarrassing.
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My dad isn’t quite 80 yet and no way could he headline Glastonbury. Also he’s a gynaecologist and so we mustn’t let him.
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It’s STATH LETS FLATS s3 coming later this year. All the flats all the jokes all the time. Yalla LETS go
@Channel4
@Roughcut_TV
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Astounding. When the President should be highly visable, engaging, calming and empathetic he switches the lights off and goes to the bunker. No ideas. A coward. The worst ever POTUS.
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I can walk!
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And that was our last ever episode of PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING. 5 series. Plenty of hard work, plenty messing around. An amazing team. A BAFTA. A load of free tracksuits and free Nando’s. Well played everyone. And fade to black.
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I think there is something a bit distasteful about this Leicester performance tonight. Ranieri must feel massively insulted and hurt.
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Let’s get ready to wrap those CNN anchors in foil like marathon dudes.
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The Office is 20yrs old today, and we’re still banging on about it. I’ll never not feel proud, except of this mistake tie.
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Yes I’m the prick announcing BAFTA news. STATH LETS FLATS has a beautiful 3 nominations and today will be a happy one. Big up the whole team and
@JamieTonight
enjoy the moment
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More incredible red carpet views for my collection last might.
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In a sea of too much funny not funny clips this one is funny and funny
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Wanna see some new STATH LETS FLATS right here right now? Pass it on very gently please.
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I'd prefer if instead of going back an hour the clocks went back to the start of 2016 so we can take another run at this shithouse year.
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Oh no
@BBCNews
you know I’m a fan but you just can’t lead the 6 news with Meghan Markle dad then go to Palestinians burying their dead next. Otherwise you’re no better than The Sun.
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My goodness. STATH LETS FLATS has just won 3x3 of our BAFTA noms. Hugely proud of our team. I’m not going out out. I’m going out out out out.
@BAFTA
@JamieTonight
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I feel so sad. I feel sick. I feel fucking angry. I feel embarrassed. I feel we've been tricked. I feel we will regret this forever.
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Me and my mate
@richardpbacon
today. He’s much better company now he’s not all in a coma.
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It’s my real privilege to say BIG IN JAPAN in cinemas today. I love the boys like sons (one of them actually is but doesn’t know yet)
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Imagine being Skype. This should all have been theirs but they got complacent and somebody went zooming past them, a lesson for us all. I’ll post more about it after my nap
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We just won an award at the National Film Awards and it looks like I’m holding a Cornetto ffs
@KuruptFM
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Anyone for more STATH LETS FLATS? Pls say yes as we already filmed it.
STATH IS BACK! Critically acclaimed and triple BAFTA-winning comedy Stath Lets Flats returns to screens this year with guest stars Julia Davis, Charlie Cooper and David Avery. Written by Jamie Demetriou, produced by
@sebbarwell
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@AndrewGaynord
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Just signed a lease on a 0 bed maisonette. STATH LETS FLATS returns next week on
@Channel4
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The BBC are bringing back BBC3 as a broadcast channel. We all make mistakes but at least they are rectifying it. The BBC should be super serving youth, so this is important.
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RIP Stephen Hawking. Here’s us at the Comedy Awards after
@rickygervais
called me ‘the second cleverest one in the room.’ Guess I move up a spot now?
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STATH FANS!! Jamie Demetriou isn’t on Twitter but asked me to post this.“Please enjoy the last ep of series 3 of Stad Lebs Pats. I hope you like seeing letting agents fall over at events.”
#stathletsflats
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Best Question Time in ages. Part reasoned argument, part fight at a bus stop.
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I just paid £169 for a new electric toothbrush that has its own app and now I feel a bit empty and very alone
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Just had my vaccine 👋🏽👋🏽 now watch me get killed by a milk cart today bye everyone
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It took us 2 years because we so lazy but STATH LETS FLATS returns now. If you don’t like it promise to fire myself tomorrow
#StathLetsFlats
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Ahh Gracie you sound cool. Any Xmas message for the Egyptian producer of the show? (In a wheelchair too if that helps)
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Nobody should be untouchable but fuck me there’s a long list before you get to Marcus Rashford
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I’m watching with my dad and he keeps shouting ‘shoot you bastards’ at the telly. He has a heavy Arab accent and I’m real glad we’re not in public.
#ENGvSWE
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I’ve just watched ep4 of Fleabag and now see why everyone’s gone nuts for it. They’ve found another TV gear. All this praise and I don’t even want to fuck the priest.
#Fleabag2
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We back very gently! STATH LETS FLATS new series later this month.
Don't stress baby, everything will be fine, because there's a new series of Stath Lets Flats coming very soon.
#StathLetsFlats
#AltogetherDifferent
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What a baller
“Blame us. Blame Westminster. Do not blame Brussels for our own country's mistakes and do not be angry at us for telling you the truth. Be angry at the chancers who sold you a lie.”
@DavidLammy
says that voters were misled during the 2016 EU referendum.
#78DaysToBrexit
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She fucked it on day 1. After a narrow leave win she inexplicably moved to the right. I’ll never forget ‘citizens of nowhere’. I’ll never forget what what she said about the immigrants working in the NHS (my parents)
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Please forgive my horrific bragging but PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING just won a BAFTA. Brap brap where's the bar?
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they can’t let
@Gunnersaurus
go. Look how happy he’s made that little boy in the wheelchair, come on
@Arsenal
@piersmorgan
do it for hlm
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Readthrough for final series of PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING. Hate to brag but it’s going ‘ok’
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Watching Gods of Snooker, almost crying with nostalgia. Forgot how crazy shitfaced Alex Higgins was when he played kind of magnificent
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My parents are Egyptian doctors who've worked in NHS 30 years. They were invited here to take the jobs English doctors didn't want.
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Such great news if you like water and STATH LETS FLATS. Special episode coming soon. This is me letting you know that we’ll let you know as soon as we know which will be soon I know it
@JamieTonight
@Natasia1andonly
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There’s an odd buzz seeing your film on the side of ...a silly bus. BIG IN JAPAN in cinemas 20 August
@KuruptFM
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Imagine being such dicks that you made a documentary about yourselves. That’s us!! The story of PJDN coming to BBC1 soon
@KuruptFM
@Roughcut_TV
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Stop it. This is brilliant...
In my humble opinion, these are the best 33 seconds on YouTube.
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Love the way Jeremy Corbyn is suggesting peace talks in Syria. Well done mate, nobody had thought of that before. Take the rest of the year off.
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We done a film. PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING BIG IN JAPAN coming soon.
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Oh wow. The BBC are genuinely considering restoring BBC3 linear. We all make mistakes, rectifying this one would be hugely welcome. I’m in. 👋🏿👋🏿
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Woken to a mental 7 BAFTA nominations for Roughcut shows and 3 in a single catagory. On the night for sure I lose. Feel so sad rn
@BAFTA
@Roughcut_TV
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I’ve been watching Tenet for 39 minutes and stopped following the plot 2 hours ago
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We can’t film the new stuff so pls enjoy the old stuff. Double bill PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING on BBC1 right now. Next week a video of my 7th birthday.
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19 years ago The Office came out. Terrifying news. Though one review called it ‘A Summer Stinker’ it went on to change the direction of my life. Happy birthday to us.
The Office is 19 years old today and we want to get an answer to what people consider to be the biggest 'win' of the finale. Was it...?
#Brent19
@DavidBrentMovie
@RealLucyDavis
@rickygervais
@StephenMerchant
@AshAtalla
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Wish I was in the meeting when Just Eat decided to book Snoop Dogg.
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Happy to say BIG BOYS will return to C4 next year. Great news if you love sex, tears and laughs (not necessarily together)
@Roughcut_TV
@jackrooke
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What else should they play, the trombone?
Theresa May accuses junior doctors of 'playing politics' over contract strike
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I don’t want to sound selfish but I’ve got zero interest in kids nativity plays the second my daughter left the stage. The other kids couldn’t even act total embarrassment
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Take a good look at this
@richardpbacon
THIS is how Blue Peter presenters are supposed to behave
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STATH LETS FLATS ep4 tonight probably the silliest bit of TV I’ve produced (close second IT Crowd theatre episode). Both are cries for help.
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Was bound to happen. The moment my friends children would find me hilarious, but in a sort of taunting way
@BigBoyler
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Congratulations to
@bafta
for the diverse and relevant range of nominations today. An organisation that has listened and sorted themselves out
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Me and my brilliant dad in The Sunday Times today.
Relative Values: Ash Atalla, the producer of The Office and his father, Albert, a retired surgeon
@AshAtalla
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As a man in a wheelchair born in Cairo imagine my schoolboy hell when The Bangles released 'Walk Like An Egyptian.' Thanks Bangles.
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The 3 second time delay on Zoom truly is the death of comedy.
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Happy to say that
@Roughcut_TV
STATH LETS FLATS will return for a 3rd series next year. We won’t stop until
@JamieTonight
has made a silly comment about every single flat in the world.
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So it's 15 years since we made The Office Xmas Special. Good news is Tim and Dawn are still really happy, I was round at theirs last night.
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Just back from brothers wedding in Cyprus. He was there with his girlfriend last week and proposed. She said yes. He said ‘that’s a relief because all our friends and family are in a hotel down the road and I’ve planned you a surprise wedding in 2 days’. Mental bastard.
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My old school Treloar College in the news. 72 hemophiliac boys died from HIV after being given infected blood. A quiet scandal, I attended too many classmates funerals as an 11yr old. Thinking of them all, let the families get answers and any possible peace.
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I really don’t like the extent (which is total) that politicians are hiding behind scientists in these briefings. If you pardon the pun, it’s a total hospital pass.
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To the millions who ignore me this Ash Wednesday, the friends who look away. Your silence is compliance, your cowardice my fuel. I see you. I see you all.
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Fucking hell. It’s taken me 3 hours to send 2 emails today yet there’s a part of me thinks I’ve done quite well.
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This is pretty insane. It seems a Chinese news agency have taken a huge ad space in Times Square to play this taunting advert. Suspect the agency who sold the spot might get a massive bollocking from Washington. Culture wars in their own backyard.
China: We discovered a new virus.
America: So what?
China: It's Dangerous
America: It's only a Flu
China: Wear a Mask
America: Don't wear a Mask
...
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Good luck to cast and crew of our new show BIG BOYS for channel4.
@jackrooke
thanks for the brilliant scripts 👋🏽👋🏽
@Roughcut_TV
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I miss 5 months ago when it wasn't okay to be racist in public.
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Whoops. It’s my PA’s last day and I’m taking her out for goodbye lunch. Just texted, ‘I’m hung’.... obvs meant ‘I’m hungry’. Fuck it, she needs to know before she leaves
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She is so clear so calm and so persistent. Almost moving to see someone so determined to get to the truth
CNN's Poppy Harlow to WH Spox Brian Morgenstern: "These are remarkable reporters from the NYTimes... It is not OK for you to accuse them with no facts of coordinating with the Democratic Party. Please stop doing that or this interview will end. Brian, stop attacking the press."
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2 years ago I met a weird little fella called Lucia
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she was pale and seemed unwell. Together we did a show called THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE and tonight it’s on
@BBCOne
we are so sorry
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I too am going to go to my own work today look around and declare everything I’ve done shit and resign.
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Last few days have shown us that everything is up for grabs, nothing is impossible. I think it's finally the week I will start walking.
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Yeahhh we’re making a film. PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING - BIG IN JAPAN in cinemas next year. That is of course if we don’t waste all the film money on new cars and jewels
ITS OFFISHAL. PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING THE MOVIE. COMING TO UR CINEMA SCREENS 2020 🎬🎬🎬🎬
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The word ‘shitshow’ wearily gets dressed for work and knows today is going to be another brutal day at the office.
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Hey
@JamieTheakston
you’ve just multiple FaceTime and called me. Assuming either pocket or daytime booty call. Too early for sex my side, call later
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@piersmorgan
Sorry Piers you are entirely wrong. You’re better than this, and I know smarter. It’s fuck all to do with woke but more about a group of people denied access to an industry even to tell their own story
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My sister is a respiritory consultant in Belfast. She asked me to post this. She’s the second one in, called Angela btw. Hi Angie!! Proud of you ❤️
Now is the time to stay at home. Our respiratory team have a clear message- stay at home to save lives
#stayathome
#fightback
#COVID19
#jointhefightback
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'Ronaldinho vs Jamie Theakston' is one of the funniest bits of commentary I've ever heard.
#SoccerAid2016
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Anyone else EXCITED!! about Ash Wednesday tomorrow? I got big plans big plans you’ll see
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