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@JamieTheakston
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There will be many tabloid editors, former tabloid editors, media commentators and journalists trawling back through tweets as we speak . *deleting deleting deleting *. before they cry their crocodile tears tonight. You know who you are #ripcaroline #caroline.
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Boris has asked the army to ‘prepare for Brexit’ . 😳 . Didn’t see this on the side of a bus.
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Thank god Facebook is back - it’s been testing having to rely on experts for vaccine advice.
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If it wasn’t for that glass balcony - AC12 wouldn’t know half the comings and goings . #LineofDuty.
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@ollyofficial @MarvinHumes looking calm and relaxed on the England bus on the way to Manchester ! #SoccerAid2016
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Just so I’m clear - do we have to exercise once a day ? That seems an awful lot . .
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to the p***k who stole our car last night - you picked the wrong one - it's completely unique and everyone is looking for it - spread the word . #triumphownersclub .#stag #stagownersclub #ClassicCars #triumphstag #classiccar #classiccardaily
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Been searching Mail Online for details of Prince Harry libel win, but not a thing . .
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@richardosman @HarrogateFest @Bettys Can you ask them to stop using the #TheakstonsCrime hashtag … it makes me feel anxious ….
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Intensive training continues ahead of tomorrow's big game #socceraid
http://t.co/D9QvBhOuma.
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Back in 2004, Caroline Flack and I presented The Games for Channel 4. It was her first tv presenting job. She would tell me how excited she was to pursue the career she had always dreamt of. I’m struggling to…
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Clocks go forward at the weekend, so at least that’s an hour less of fuckall.
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Does this mean opticians can reopen on the 15th ? Or do I still use the car ?.
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So @Twitter has removed my blue tick verification because they can’t be sure I’m me. Fair enough, some days I’m not entirely sure myself….
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I hope the 10.4m of you who saw the final episode of The Bodyguard will now watch the far superior Killing Eve . .
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If Netflix made recommendations based on what I watch most, it would just be episodes of my wife scrolling endlessly through Netflix.
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London to Durham round trip is 540 miles . full tank in a Discovery 450 miles . just saying.
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Bearing in mind their friendship, I wouldn’t be surprised if we hear from Harry today. I hope he doesn’t hold back #CarolineFlack.
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Ten years on Heart Breakfast! Thanks @EmmaBunton for the amazing surprise on the way to studio! #TenYearsOnHeart
http://t.co/2Dgw5T3Df3.
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Home Sweet Home - chicken and leek pie and rocky road for pud - thanks Mrs T !! X. sophietheakstonjewellery @ Chiswick, United Kingdom
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Well it’s already three weeks late, so another hour won’t matter, surely . .
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This morning I’ve decided to take part in a pilot scheme that exempts me from any responsibility for my actions. I’ve just set fire to my neighbours trousers.
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I can’t take The Bodyguard seriously now I realise his boss was also Mr Brittas wife from the Brittas Empire #Bodyguard.
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So the spelling of ‘definately’ (which was the weakest plot line) the unmasking of Buckells (the weakest character) and the line ‘taken you all for mugs’ (the weakest line of the series) has all made it a bit, sub Scooby Doo . #Underwhelming #Buckells #AC12.
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The most British of lockdowns. STAY INDOORS *unless you fancy popping out for a walk.
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Back in London - thanks for all your lovely messages - I will get round to reading each and every one - DONT FORGET YOU CAN STILL DONATE !! Link in my bio @ London, United Kingdom
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If a pregnant woman came on any show I was involved with and told me she was feeling suicidal she would be treated with the respect that admission deserves.
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Calling all opticians . this eye chart thing is so 2019 . Let start the anti-clockwise M25 challenge - if you don’t cause a pileup - you don’t need glasses !!!.
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Do you remember when supporting the England football team meant dealing with hooligans, racists and missing penalties ?.
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Nothing flying over Gatwick ? Nonsense. My kids have been playing with their new Xmas pressie for two days - no problems.
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Not to brag but I can make my kids angry just by telling them it's time to get dressed.
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Just so we are clear, I do my job in exchange for a packet of bacon Wheat Crunches and a pickled onion #notonthelist.
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Can't believe the day is finally here! So excited to be giving away £1,000,000 with @AmandaHolden on Heart Breakfast this morning for @thisisheart's Make Me A Millionaire!! 👏 #HeartMillionaire
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This is what it's like waking up to Heart Breakfast every morning @HeartLondon @EmmaBunton
http://t.co/BenkgeOZCW.
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Goodbye Dame Vera - growing up a few doors down from you, you have always been a part of my life - from primary school to the pub ! You will be greatly missed x @ Ditchling Village
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Whatever happens from now on - those boys have had the best mates holiday ever . .
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I understand there is a lot of panic and hot air on other morning shows at the moment. For considered opinion, helpful advice, good music and the occasional laugh why not try Heart Breakfast with Jamie and Amanda tomorrow morning from 6.30 @thisisheart @AmandaHolden.
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Spent yesterday afternoon few yards from London Bridge - decided not to have drinks in Borough Market but come home early . .
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Over the last five years my mornings have been infinitely brighter because emmabunton has been right by my side. We have had the most fun together presenting to Londoners each morning and I…
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This Mothers Day, take a moment to consider just how much your parents REALLY love you http://t.co/4klCHBUUjV.
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@gilescoren If you get attacked and beaten senseless, does this mean our lunch is off tomorrow ?.
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What a fantastic reception at the end of Marathon 6 in Chertsey !! Massive thanks all of you who came to support me - nearly cried again DONATE AT LINK IN BIO #jamieslongwalk @ Chertsey
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@Charliecondou Having explained to my 10yr old what a gender reveal party was . he then told my mum I was going to a sex party 🤪.
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A friend firstly and an inspiration always - thoughts with Mark, Alan and Katherine - miss you already #terrywogan.
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SOCCER AID is BACK!! 5th June at Old Trafford in aid of UNICEF! Looking forward to it & can't wait! COME ON ENGLAND!
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The rumours are true !!!I’m beyond thrilled to have my friend @AmandaHolden join me co-presenting @ThisisHeart Breakfast. Not long to go before we launch the biggest,…
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You might want to go back to bed and put a pillow over your head . .
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So - tomorrow, for the first time ever, Heart Breakfast goes NATIONAL. It’s a real honour to be at the helm alongside @AmandaHolden - come and join us from 6.30 tomorrow - for The All New Heart Breakfast with Jamie…
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Dear @BorisJohnson - when you claim the hooligans ‘Didn’t cause any problems in the stadium itself’ - are you happy to reimburse the 100s of fans I saw with my own eyes who were forced out of their seats by ticketless yobs ? #BorisJohnson #Wembley #FA #englandfans.
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@HeartLondon: 2 Jamies; @JamieTheakston and @JamieDornan on today how will I tell which is which@EmmaBunton #50Shades
http://t.co/3VyWTWoJ7k.
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MPs ! How about sacking off the 6 week recess this summer 🏖? Or will this whole thing, you know, clear up ?.
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Marcus - any chance you can get our canteen to do omelettes on a Thursday rather than just Fridays ? Ta.
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I’ve just been told by a policeman to break up my vuvuzela carnival on Whitehall - oh well.
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Good news football fans - if you turn your volume down, you don't have to listen to Glenn Hoddle !! Try it !!.
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Hey US authorities - it would be great if you could try and keep Ghislaine , you know, alive . ?.
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When Gove decides to quit the leadership race, then that would be all Brexiteers gone. Buggered off. Done a bunk. Legged it.
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On the back of my shampoo is says ‘avoid getting in eyes’ . but you have to put it in your hair and it sometimes runs down your face!!!! WTF !!! Who writes this ? This makes no sense !! How can I go on living like this !! Clarity please FFS . #StayAlertTakeResponsibiltyGrowUp.
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It seems ages ago when we were all getting excited about visiting the the garden centre.
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Faith schools divide and discriminate. Please help @Humanists_UK employ the only dedicated campaigner opposing them
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Everyone, meet Reggie . Reggie, meet everyone @ Chiswick, United Kingdom
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Support the better interests of children over the vested interests of religion? Donate to @Humanists_UK today at
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When a man says 'fine' the battle is over. When a woman says 'fine' . Well, my friend, let's just say the war is only beginning. .
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How come the girls on BGT @AmandaHolden @AleshaOfficial look like they’ve spent 12 weeks in makeup and Simon looks like he just got out of a skip ? #BGT2018 @davidwalliams.
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Someone needs to tell AC12s armed support about back doors . this is the second time this has happened #LineOfDuty.
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Diane Abbot - 'I'm not back simply to make up the numbers' . these jokes write themselves . .
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I have seen two viral videos today that have been seen by millions and are utter horseshit - NEVER FORGET it’s your moral responsibility to fact-check everything before sharing - ta.
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Yes folks - the rumours are true - I’m getting the band back together . Pete on drums and Dave H on guitar (if his wife lets him) . full announcement on @HeartLondon tomorrow morning #SpiceGirlsReunion.
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That sound you can hear is the gnashing of teeth as the tabloids have to admit the naming of the royal baby proves ‘the royal rift’ was a product of their own making as opposed to, well, you know, the truth . .
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With enough votes, @GreatOrmondSt could be @Wickes new charity ptnr. Please spread the word so they can continue changing lives #VoteGOSH.
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How on earth did we win the Battle of Britain when we can't fly in drizzle ? Good job the Nazis never worked this out.
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There is nothing worse than seeing someone you know vaguely in a long snaking passport queue - nodding , then passing them again and again and again . .
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Boris as Foreign Secretary - bravo Theresa - he has done so much for European relations these past few weeks #TheresaMayPM #NewGovernment.
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Switching on the Regent St Christmas lights with Take That on Sunday - come along - should be fun #xmasstartshere.
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