Not pictured here are the numerous times I blew up or the months in 2022 and early 2023 I struggled to get anything going. That being said...
NEVER GIVE UP
BET MORE
BELIEVE IN SOMETHING
AND LEARN TO DREAM
If any of yall feeling disconnected from reality from being too pre-rich, I recommend joining a sports betting discord.
See how people get when their $10 parlay is about to lose.
To all my new follows after
@delucinator
’s tweet, I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS. I HAVE NOT MADE A SINGLE DOLLAR IN CRYPTO.
All my money goes to 15 leg parlays on woman’s table tennis and Saudi Arabian DOTA 2.
I tried writing a long ass post for my new years shit but it annoyed me to type out on my phone so here’s the short version.
2023 review:
Didn’t waste my time here. (Made it all back and more)
2024 resolution:
Add a comma
Cause at least 8 figs in damages within crypto
I had no job prospects out of college till I was hired at a protocol. Now I'm a sugar baby for some old newport billionaire while he gives me an allowance to trade shitcoins.
2024 predictions:
-
@LinXBT
AND/OR
@JandX_
goes to jail for insider trading.
- A main characters spawns out of Africa and causes 11 fig damages with the eventual fall from grace
- Web3 Gaming speculative bubble surpasses everyone’s wildest dreams. It’ll make 2021 NFTs and
Some people don’t want their work downplayed to being lucky, not me though.
I can assure you this is literally 1000000% luck and that I don’t have ANY edge. IM FAILING UPWARDS IN REAL TIME. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP.
1/ yieldfarming(
@delucinator
) may be the manipulator of $OMNI.
Buy large amounts of $OMNI on multiple chains with multiple addresses as soon as it opens trading.
Provide liquidity to $OMNI, then buy and sell $OMNI repeatedly.
At the current price, his gain may be over 1,000x!
@S_tuckk
Nah there's a lot to learn from observing normal people. Understanding them better will help you dump on them when time comes.
Something something study lesson in that.
Retardio. Newsy Johnson. BigDickBull. lBattleRhino.
Winners for our first round showcase are.....drumrollll 🥁🥁🥁
Ta-da! Congrats
@ArthurDollesin
,
@IcedcoffeeEth
,
@0xRaiden
- you've made it on our hall of fame for the next 24 hours AND a hefty prize at the end of it all 😉! Way to go to you 3 that caught my eye with your
all my bank accounts just randomly got terminated (actually not a joke) and all my money is in literal limbo apparently being mailed to one of my addresses via check ?XD
but i deposited my entire credit card and put it on the 49ers
surely not punished