Arrogant Dak Prescott (Parody)
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BIG DAK ENERGY 🐐
Available here:
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I’m 5-0 as a starting QB in the NFL.
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I’m back baby. Thanks for holding the fort down, Cooper.
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If Dak gets the Cowboys job back at least I know I can go to Denver or Indianapolis
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Look at this beautiful handoff. You’re welcome.
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I forgive you now, CeeDee. Hey Giants y’all can CEEDEEZ NUTS!
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I could’ve scored here but I just needed to stiff arm Josh Norman
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CeeDee you can CeeDeez Nuts. Catch the ball
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But any QB can thrive in this offense, right?
The Cowboys scored more in Dak Prescott's last 4th quarter (24) than in three full games without him (22) 😯
(h/t
@BobbyBeltTX
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“We'Re GoInG dOwN tO dALlaS aNd OuR gUyS aRe GoNnA bE rEaDy To pLaY aNd We'Re GoNnA wIn ThAt FoOtBaLl gAmE, aNd WhEn wE dO, wE'rE iN fIrSt PlAcE iN tHe NfC eAsT."
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“dAk JuSt ThRoWs ScReEnS aNd sLaNtS”
Most completions of 30+ yards in last two seasons
1. Patrick Mahomes - 59
2. Dak Prescott - 48
2. Aaron Rodgers - 48
4. Deshaun Watson - 47
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Who wants to see this connection again? 🙋♂️
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I have 5 career games of 400+ passing yards.
Carson Wentz career game high is 364 passing yards.
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My stats tonight:
14 high fives, 6 pep talks, 1 W
🐐🐐🐐
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Before tonight, Carson Wentz had 0 playoff wins.
AFTER tonight, he will have 0 playoff wins.
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Tomorrow I put the final nail in the Packers coffin.
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It’s amazing Barnett was able to make it to the line of scrimmage to sit down. He can’t stop our momentum though 😤
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Don’t let Eagles fans see this, it hurts their narrative
Most drops suffered in 2019
1. Dak Prescott - 43
2. Tom Brady - 34
3. Carson Wentz - 32
4. Ryan Fitzpatrick - 31
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Who needs to make the Pro Bowl when we’ll be in the Super Bowl
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Since we don’t play this weekend, here’s some of my deep ball dimes for you 😉
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So I burned Josh Norman.
Anybody can do that.
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Hey Josh Norman, I’ve got something for you.
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NFC East QB stats so far
Passes thrown:
89 Manning
82 Wentz
81 Keenum
62 Me 🐐
TDs Thrown:
7 Me 🐐
5 Keenum
4 Wentz
2 Manning
Yards Thrown:
674 Me 🐐
601 Keenum
556 Manning
544 Wentz
But I’m “dAk AnD dUnK” 🤪
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I’m the first ever Dallas Cowboys QB to win my first 5 career starts.
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My stats tonight:
25-33, 305 yds, 5 TD
🐐🐐🐐
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Your boy won NFC Offensive Player of the Week. 🐐
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Cooper, Gallup, Lamb 🤤
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Return of the 🐐
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4 —> 88 🙅🏿♂️👀
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“The Giants are for real this season and will beat the Cowboys”
Me:
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Your boy was named NFC Offensive Player of the Week 😏
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Carson Wentz has 4 game-winning drives in his career. I have 4 game-winning drives against the Eagles. 🐐
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Raise your hand if you’re the only Cowboys QB to ever start 4-0
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NFL QBR leaders through Week 7:
- Me, 79.1
- Russell Wilson, 77.9
- Pat Mahomes, 76.8
- Deshaun Watson, 74.3
- Matt Stafford, 67.3
- Lamar Jackson, 67.1
- Carson Wentz, 64.3
- Tom Brady, 59.5
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I’m only the 4th QB in NFL history to post 3,000 passing yards and 20 TDs in each of my first 4 seasons. 🐐
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