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epistemic status: twitter "the opposite of april speedrun is october longplay" - @thiagovscoelho
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thanks to juniper :3
how do i make a halloween themed version of this profile pic
like, when i was using the symbol i could easily just get a new one from scratch that had variants on the symbol
but that doesn't really work if it's a face?
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you can always trust the new york times to do accurate reporting
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@Blake_wildsteel
@Skwiibbzzz
@nicolelehall
@Dream
why did you say it if you don’t know what it means
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@Average_Owain
@rats_for_sale
@tttt_takes
i think "iffy" is a very reasonable way to put it. people don't, like, suddenly lose all reasoning ability when tipsy
it's just that you SHOULD NOT have sex with someone if you're not damn sure they want it! "they might be able to consent, it's iffy" is not a time to have sex!!!
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so like... if men punch stronger than women, and intersex people exist, and you're very strongly filtering for the women who can punch strongest...
like. yeah who you get is gonna come down to how you define "woman". that's just like how statistics works
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...when i was a kid i suggested an undertale speedrun strategy where you boot up two copies of the game at once so that you can make progress in multiple different timelines simultaneously
they banned it
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@nicolelehall
@Dream
not having anything against him doesn’t make it less of an awful thing to say
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@Aids_BC
@LinkofSunshine
i was confused too but i think it means "without ever having a temporary discount"
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@smsunarto
it's weird to me how everyone is like "i never use calculus"
like yeah i mean usually in real life it's not handed to me in the form of an equation, i guess, but having a very firm handle on the concept of a derivative is really useful to me!
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can't wait for the transhumanist future where someone can spike my drink with the drug that turns me into the golden gate bridge version of myself
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i don't understand how you can be aware that multiplying 10 probabilities together will always tend to produce a tiny result and still decide that this method is a good reason to be 99% confident of something
Highly recommend at least skimming this paper that estimates the probability of getting insanely better (bigger) models 10 years from now.
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@jennietale22366
@CannoliCount
...have you ever, like, played through genocide to the end, before; have you ever read the alarm clock app dialogue?
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@LinkofSunshine
you should've just tweeted "shoutouts to mussolini being a trans icon" and refused to elaborate
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@The_Double_J
@weadhitter
i think i might look into it just to figure out what the hell is happening regardless of how obviously untrue it is?
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so like do people who get mad at mr beast think humility is a more important virtue than charity. is that the issue
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@orthonormalist
@8chabard
i kinda feel like the same can be said about the original
i think the majority of the meaning in the original relies upon the context
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@jojoton56
if i try to analyze deltarune as having a very clear distinction between diegetic and nondiegetic content rather than having an incredibly blurry line like undertale does
i think this must be nondiegetic narration reflecting kris's diegetic strong desire to hide in the bathroom?
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@tttt_takes
@cocklicker69_
you can't take someone's things just because you disagree with them lmao
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Cis male bodybuilders are trans if you ask me.
Dont think there is a big difference tbh. Bio-hacking is bio-hacking.
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@sirsfurther
i really hope jelly nugget twitter, toot toot mcgoot twitter, and flour twitter become things
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@AaronBergman18
it *would* be worth doing *if* the costs of the study were merely the time spent studying it. but i suspect that's a small fraction of the costs involved.
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@ReverendAliks
@H3llaG4ySpiral
i think "enthusiastic consent both beforehand while sober and at the time of the sex act" is a rather reasonable basis for deciding that someone is clearly interested in the sex.
obviously if they change their mind after getting drunk then you don't ignore that!
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if any journalists or podcasters or whatever want to just interview me about minecraft speedrunning i would be super down for the record
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this is what happens when you make an unjustified assumption that variables are independent
Redditor has 3 kids that are all trans.
The chances of this happening is 1 in 500,000,000.
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@Serialmemer4
@halomancer1
no i think actually i’d plausibly be better off if my parents hadn’t been the kind of people to force me to get braces against my will
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being on adderall means i function perfectly fine on 6-7 hours of sleep but i feel like there must be some sort of sleep deprivation occurring from that? maybe?
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can someone just tell me what a monad is
like what IS it
can you give me an example of one
can you give me a list of all the properties that a monad must have
can you give me an algorithm for determining whether or not something is a monad
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MY NEW BOOK
Every MC speedrunner suddenly, mysteriously disappears. In the months that follow, the world gets better: safer, kinder, more egalitarian. But the book is about Twitch viewers who can’t let go of the streamers they’ve lost, and devote their lives to getting them back.
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@fourth80033
i, for one, would be pretty terrified if a whole bunch of very tiny men ran out of a hole in the wall directly towards me
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"imagine if you weren't able to imagine hypotheticals"
"huh? but i can imagine hypotheticals?"
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@JulianMorein
@CarlGND1
@kylegriffin1
i think it's good to distinguish between complaints that are like "we wish this could have done more" and complaints that are like "the democrats should have pushed for more"
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i think speedrunning communities should just have the community vote on whether runs are valid instead of having to wait for verifiers
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god is ableist for forcing me to actually pay attention to what i eat
like you're telling me food has substantial impacts on my energy? and i need energy to think? even if i drink a whole lot of coffee? that's kinda fucked up
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There's a button which results in all your friends being tortured forever, but also makes you very happy that they are. Do you press it?
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@parafactual
...i just had the thought that i could try taking them to see if i could calibrate better to what the average person thinks counts as "extreme anxiety"
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@Mike34209
@nominalthoughts
i feel like "the law says to do it" is in some sense a non political reason
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"you cannot translate some things into toki pona, just like japanese" is a galaxy brain take honestly.
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i kinda think it makes sense to reserve "holocaust denier" for people who deny the whole thing rather than one particular aspect of it?
that said, there was a time i held that rowling was mostly reasonable and making a few honest mistake, and that time is long gone
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@LittleMammith
the thing is like
human suffering didn't start when any particular genocide began
there's immense amounts of suffering happening constantly
i don't think a genocide should greatly impact how you relate to this, it's not like it's doubling the amount of suffering in the world
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just had a flashback to like third grade where we had a class argument about whether "Aliens exist" is an opinion or a fact and i insisted it was a factual question even if we don't currently know what the answer is
i already had the map territory distinction thing down i guess
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i have collected 10 of the 1000 cubes and i would like to exchange them for a 10K tesseract please
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if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and "wish you were a girl", i have some news for you: Tourists flock to Death Valley to experience possible world-record heat of 131 degrees
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it's seeming fairly likely to me at this point that mr sam is not even a particularly strategic actor, he just says stuff that sounds nice
It seems genuinely bizarre to me to make a public commitment that you'll offer 20% of compute to Superalignment and then not do it. It's not a good public commitment from a PR perspective - the only people who care at all are insiders who will totally check if you follow
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"substance that makes you able to draw connections and internalize new lessons better than usual, but also intensifies emotions so that a strong feeling doesn't map to reality in remotely the same way it normally does and also it makes you hallucinate" is such a thing to exist
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@LinkofSunshine
i think the exact schedule of assignments shouldn’t be set in stone that early but like. you should have *something*.
it’s unacceptable that i have to choose classes knowing so little about what they’ll be like
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i find it frustrating that i can't dismiss something like "single issue ai vote for trump on the basis that elon can maybe get him to set up a half-competent federal agency or something"
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my gf has started making EA jokes but she doesn't know any of the EA memes so all her jokes are stuff like "does toki pona not have a word for hamburger because that wouldn't be EA enough" which don't make any sense
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it's really similar to the question of like. what chemicals constitute performance enhancing drugs etc
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@jennietale22366
@CannoliCount
i don't really think yellow did anything revolutionary with flowey but like i think to say flowey lacks depth is just a complete misunderstanding of undertale
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coffee mug with "don't talk to me until i've had my AMPHETAMINE" written on it
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it's kinda a crappy situation if i encountered something like this in minecraft speedrun moderation i would have no idea how to approach it
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The democratic party and all the leftists who keep saying they won't vote for the democrats should simply get together and figure out what a Lawful division of gains from trade would be and then do that
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my girlfriend has started randomly singing "tetraspace is coming to town"
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@selentelechia
i think the reason this doesn't happen is because planetary systems form out a big spinning disk of gas and stuff
so like i don't know how you'd get a planet into orbit in the other direction
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"the empty outfit" is my new favorite term for nudity
(small nitpick that doesnt affect the central point but)
you can't get infinite outfits with a finite wardrobe
even if you allow e.g. wearing more than one shirt at the same time, and include the empty outfit, then if you have n items in your wardrobe, you have 2ⁿ outfits
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i really don't understand neurotypicals
one of my partners once was like 'you're not that pretty' during a tender moment
i rolled over in the fetal position and groaned for like an hour, and then he went and made me an im sorry card out of construction paper and markers and stickers
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@eshear
@jacobs_handle
i intuitively agree but, like, the whole point of a thought experiment is to try to refine your intuition. and i think refining your intuition requires going into detail about why exactly committing assault is a big deal here?
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i am realizing that there is absolutely a decent sized set of people who i do not know very well at all but who are sort of paying attention to me and are reasonably up to date on april lore
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eventually i'll stop being convinced on a deep level that every single thing i do is sinful and flawed and then i'll stop being so scared of being Observed...
i hope
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@Jestibelle
@LinkofSunshine
@Lizquidity
there is a difference between having black friends and hanging out with a large group of black people whilst yourself being black
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i tell
@toasterlighting
my blood sugar is low and she brings me a hot glass of sugar water like im a fukin butterfly
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@Xilo_K
@prerationalist
yeah so if you read it at 14 and have the wrong neurotype you can, unfortunately, end up really internalizing a bunch of harry's worst habits
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epistemic status: if i'm right, i hate it
continuity of consciousness is fake. realityfluid is fake. there is no objectively correct answer to "what will i experience next" and if you want an answer to it you need to just arbitrarily specify a realityfluid weighting,
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i guess in some sense it shouldn’t actually be that surprising that a twitch cofounder is the kind of person to just tweet funny unsong quotes but nonetheless i still wouldn’t really have expected to end up marking off that bingo square
“Well, I think you’re wrong. Father believes God will save us.”
“HE BELIEVES THAT HE WILL SAVE US, AND PLANS TO CREDIT GOD. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.”
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Suppose that, after answering this poll, you go click "random article" on Wikipedia until you find an article that you didn't know about on some topic you're totally unfamiliar with.
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we have discovered that ChatGPT3.5 doesn't know how to make sugar cookies
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as everyone knows, "always pick nash equilibria" is the objectively correct method of responding to any game theory question,
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i really feel like "basic civility is good" shouldn't be some sort of hot take but
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i have no idea what in the hell is wrong with all of you but i think i like it
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@wanyeburkett
like i empathize but dude, child abuse is a thing that exists and which should be prevented?
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This is classified as a glitch, so glitchless runners CANNOT USE IT, and DO NOT use it if you're running glitchless. We'll be keeping a careful eye on any new runs submitted in the glitchless category to make sure they are not using this glitch.
this youtube shorts was about pearl hanging. pearl hanging is against the leaderboard rules? since when? who's zyster? i am so confused
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