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No time like the End Times🌠 Liberation Theology✝️ Social Ecology🌻 Antifascism↙️↙️↙️ Urbanism 🏙 Philosophy 💡 Democracy enjoyer 📢 Nation-state disrespecter

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@Apocaloptimist5
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IQ is an accurate predictor of intelligence in that if you meet someone whose worldview is centered around it, you know immediately they're one of the dumbest motherfuckers out there.
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The higher your IQ, the more rights you should have.
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Greta confuses a lot of liberals because she has this thing called a "moral compass."
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Greta Thunberg "To stand with Palestine is to be human”
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The way white people think Land Back means they all get ethnically cleansed from the land is a fascinating case of projection.
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@jfruh I'm sure someone's said it already, but I love that the Apple car doesn't support Windows.
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If Israel falls then America falls. It’s that simple.
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There's some malicious lies trending with #AlexandriaOcasioSmollett and #GretaThunbergExposed so that can only mean it's time to bring out the K-Pop.
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@infinite_scream That time he swatted a Tesla whistleblower
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A lot of people sharing right-wing grifters, as they should. But I'd like to present the left-wing version:
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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I have officially achieved ratio. Thank you to all who participated.
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People shocked that the French Communist Party is condemning the riots over property destruction should look into what they did in May '68.
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@Apocaloptimist5
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Hey, remember literally two days ago when MattY was advocating exactly the kind of police tactics that got Tyre Nichols killed?
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@fawfulfan Also, isn't he the reason 90% of our phone calls are scams now?
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Wow, who would do such a thing?
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@DrewPavlou
Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦
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I encourage everybody to report all Hamas supporters sending death threats
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Seeing Henry Kissinger trending and it's his 100th birthday.
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Pride month reminder that Marsha P. Johnson was profoundly religious
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@realwow_mao Dude was just trying to start a TikTok challenge.
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@Apocaloptimist5
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Tortuguita was murdered, Oklahoma sheriff talked about hiring hit men to kill journalists, Florida is trying to execute trans people, my own city is building concentration camps for homeless people. I kinda feel like shit's about to explode.
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@Apocaloptimist5
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@yumcoconutmilk Therapists will literally complain about doing therapy instead of doing therapy.
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Since George and Kellyanne Conway are trending, remember when their teenage daughter came forward with with abuse allegations about her mother (along with video) and they responded by taking her social media away and explaining it away as the product of an overactive imagination?
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@TheExiledDuck I remember when I worked graveyard shift how much I depended on energy drinks. I still still have a problematic soda habit, but I'm glad to be clear of the hard stuff.
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I love how climate change is killing us all and people are out there ready to commit terrorism over pronouns.
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Amazing. Pete Davidson is now dating the Writer's Guild.
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Pete Davidson just dropped off pizza from Spumoni Gardens for striking Writer’s Guild members in Greenpoint
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Right-wingers believe murder is an appropriate response to being mildly inconvenienced by people who want a habitable planet.
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@drmistercody Amazon workers who now have to work from space
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I literally work in a homeless shelter and I can definitively tell you that this "beggars can't be choosers" is NOT shared by the people you're presuming to speak for.
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@Apocaloptimist5
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Hey, check out my blog:
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@Apocaloptimist5
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The 40 hour work week is bad, actually
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🌈 Tess T. Eccles-Brown, PhD
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Gen Z girl finds out what a real job is like 🔊
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@foster_writing I mean, every one of these guys had like one good idea, which led a bunch of people to give them an undue level of credulity.
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@cosmicranium You mean aside from mountains of genocide denial and loving dictators so much that he write a whole book about how Julius fucking Caesar was bae?
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Hey, did you know Jesus was based on Horus? Or Dionysus? Or whichever god you don't know about, he's based on that. I am very intelligent.
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Still thinking about that time Prager U made up their own Bible story about Jesus setting a beggar up with some venture capital to show that capitalism is good.
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@RJHorvath That bio tho
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@RedmondBarry7 The "literal cult leader" part doesn't get brought up often enough.
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@RespectableLaw Honestly, I'm all for optimism from people who are in a position to follow through on it. We can sit back here and be cynical until the cows come home, but for people in her position, I like to see some initiative to overcome that defeatism and prove us wrong.
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I remember one thing that snapped me out of my right-libertarian phase was realizing I seemed to be the only one who I actually believed in that stuff about non-aggression and voluntary association while the others just hated immigrants and poor people.
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RIP Matt Walsh
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@adamjohnsonNYC "Orwellian" is when someone was mean to me. "Kafkaesque" is when someone was mean to me and I had to fill out a form.
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@havecankles @MaeveHalpinCoun @TadhgHickey It may shock you to learn that flames can actually happen *inside* a building.
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What economic circumstances do you suppose are behind this?
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@PylesofBooks Bro's been kneecapping left movements since Occupy while literally doing Russian state propaganda.
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@ContraPoints Crunchwrap supreme without socialism is privilege and injustice; socialism without crunchwrap supreme is slavery and brutality.
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@Josh_395 Hegel cited a fellow German idealist named Schlegel.
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@N3weis *Lists a bunch of sources predating the Nazis that directly influenced them*
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Scratch a liberal, etc.
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@RJHorvath It is extremely English to be opposed to decolonization.
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The backlash against remote work comes down to two things: 1. The need to control workers, surveil them, keep them dependent on capital for everything. 2. The existence of a commercial real estate market separate from residential, and the profits to be reaped from that.
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Carceral mentality goes beyond cops and prisons. It's a mentality that says that social problems can be dealt with by simply disposing of people we find troublesome and treating them as a burden to be dispensed with rather than as members of the community.
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@dsaorthocaucus What's great is that when it comes to religion, Mulder and Scully switch their believer/skeptic roles, with Scully rediscovering her Catholic faith while Mulder remains a hardened atheist.
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What's funny about the "Easter is named after Ishtar" misinformation is that in most languages it's not called "Easter" but rather some variation of "Pascha."
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The oldest continually inhabited city in the world has named a street in honor of Aaron Bushnell.
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Talia Jane ❤️‍🔥
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Jericho, Palestine named a street after Aaron Bushnell, the 25-year old active duty member of the U.S. Air Force who self-immolated for a #FreePalestine two weeks ago today. The mayor of Jericho oversaw the unveiling.
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@Econ_Marshall Recently learned the whole student loan system is yet another legacy of none other than Ronald Reagan.
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I've struggled with my faith ever since I first converted. But lately, rather than struggle, I've just been feeling apathetic about it. Pray for me, I guess.
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@The_Law_Boy The local news comment section
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Aside from the blatant reactionary irredentism and genocide apologia, this is a great illustration of the absurdity of nation-states. National borders share the same logic as private property, and leftists have no business supporting either.
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Taiwan is part of China. Somaliland is part of Somalia. Tigray is part of Ethiopia. Crimea is part of Russia. The US loves to balkanize nations so they're easier to dominate and exploit. Don't fall for it.
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@realPhoenixFire Thomas Paine if he was alive today.
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I hate this place so much
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@Ancommiey I always knew she was radical by instinct, even if she sometimes allied herself with liberals. That whole "how dare you" speech is not someone who wants to hear about carbon pricing or "decoupling."
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@RJHorvath You're being excessively English right now.
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New political compass just dropped
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@verysmallanna People thinking this generation of kids is more prone to drug use, crime, teen pregnancy, etc than ever when the statistics show the exact opposite.
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Guy who's never talked to a poor person in his life voice: You're clearly privileged if you don't think these people would love to live in a tin shack.
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I read Fukuyama so you don't have to. After several recommendations saying that it's a lot more subtle and insightful than people portray it as, I'm here to say that it's so much worse than I expected. So here's a thread of Fukuyama posting his L's. 🧵
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I've seen several people talk about how Matt Walsh absolutely would have been a Nazi, and I'm just not so sure about the past tense part of that statement.
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@IwriteOK TikTok: famously not a haven of propaganda and misinformation
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Fr. Martin's pathetic pleading about forgiveness illustrates something I think often gets missed about the Gospel: the "sinners" Jesus was calling us to forgive are those who were rejected and scorned by society. He had a different message for the powerful and self-righteous.
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What's fun about my job is that unlike Sammie boy here, I actually get to know and interact with real homeless people, and I have met more than a handful who would not make this trade-off.
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Right there in the fucking replies you utterly vacuous racist.
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Man, I sure am a bad guy for...accurately stating that the US government never tried to exterminate the Native Americans like Hitler tried to exterminate the Jews That's not a defense of the Trail of Tears. I'm making a 100% accurate point about leftists minimizing the Holocaust
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Surely this form of protest is one America would accept and be totally normal about.
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@BadMedicalTakes This also belongs under @BadLegalTakes and, curiously, "Bad Geology Takes."
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@lakeeater The ISIS flag is the only one I know of that uses Comic Sans.
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On the feast day of Joan of Arc, we remember: - We stan a butch queen - Cross-dressing is based and holy - Sometimes you gotta burn shit down - God hates the English
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The genocide-jacketing of "From the river to the sea" is of the exact type as done with "Land Back" or even just "Decolonize." Colonizers simply can't imagine dismantling a colonial situation without exterminating them personally. Always a tell.
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Having housed many homeless people in 6 years and toured many affordable units including SROs, you are astonishingly full of shit.
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i am honestly convinced a lot of these people grew up rich or something. this is a regular studio apartment with a loft bed, it has a bathroom, a kitchen, a closet. this is substantially nicer than a dorm room. it’s not a “closet” for fucks sake
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@BBW_BFF This makes me want to see the darker and edgier 90s anti-hero ScoobyDoo.
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@RJHorvath "Blood and soil nationalism" is something you made up your head to support your racism.
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It's not that I don't want Shia Labeouf to become Catholic. The church should be a field hospital for sinners, and I really hope his conversion is a sincere conversion of the heart. My worry with someone like him is him putting a stamp of sanctity on his abuse.
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@DrDavidInDC It's all right there in Wikipedia. 👍
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@MaeveHalpinCoun @TadhgHickey Actually a bunch of falling rubble took out a 5-story chunk of it, destroying the fire suppression system.
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Heads up Portland: This place is free to dine in as long as you leave before you get your bill.
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@PatrickRuffini This song from like 80 years ago
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Just realized who Brianna Wu reminds me of
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@ContraPoints I took Moderna, which means I can honestly say Dolly Parton saved my life.
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Ivy-League careerists seething in the replies. You love to see it.
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@jadentyoung @mattxiv It's totally possible to think someone is hot and not know their gender.
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@katewillett Unironically tho, training a larger number of people in basic medicine so there's less strain on the overall system has had some impressive results in China and Cuba.
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