Hello everyone! Good evening. I would like to introduce you all to the new and improved
#kafstel
discord server. I know that things have been a bit rough this past week, but we hope to put our best foot forward Anyway, here you go
Hi can you explain why hoyo depicts her gambling, something they aren't allowed to depict minors doing legally. Also her having being said to "hold her liquor"
Oh also when she's confirmed she graduated highschool. Oh, also the part where Sushang refers to her as her senior when
getting called homophobic for explaining that qingque is a minor and why fqing is Not The Best 💀 my dn is daily qingQUEER guys how the hell did you reach the conclusion that im homophobic LMFAOO
Sushang is at least 17 according to her character stories.
Oh also the part where Fu Xuan says that QQ will probably be the new master diviner if she gets promoted to general.
Oh also the part where she calls sushang and yanqing children. Oh also-
"You can't read this book unless you're 200" is a fucking JOKE, it's meant to be a joke at the TB's expense. As is the stream warning. GUI WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WATCH HER OWN STREAM. THAT'S THE JOKE.
@2Bogalooo9
@lebsbiab
@midnightowlbear
Blade, silver Wolf, firefly, and Kafka, all say they knew or spent time with the trailblazer before they were woken up on the space station.
You are objectively incorrect here.
Give your account to someone who actually likes and cares about the character enough to actually fact check themselves rather than just nod along mindlessly to people who maliciously spread things in order to kill things they don't like.
Why is literally the safest, cutest, fluffiest ship now getting hit with the 'proship' bat because people are deciding that she's now definitely a child when her entire gimmick is fucking GAMBLING.
Why do you all hate wlw so fucking much.
Kafka: everything I do is for you.
Also kafka: I'd give everything to keep you safe
Blade: everything she does is for you and to keep you safe
Person with a 2nd grade reading level on tiktok: hmmm I think Kafka dumped Stelle onto the train because she hated her.
@2Bogalooo9
@lebsbiab
@midnightowlbear
Literally immediately after, like within 5 seconds of the trailblazer being "synthetically created" as you put it, Kafka asks Silver Wolf "do you think they'll remember anything."
Alright
#kafstel
nation. Here's the big one. The important one
The one we've all been waiting for (unless all you've been waiting for it the smut, which that's next time) but here it is. The 'happy ending' to the longfic (art by
@101124tk
, used with perm)
@2Bogalooo9
@lebsbiab
@midnightowlbear
Also, all of the crew that followed Gallagher to the soda bar (trailblazer, March, himeko) get called adults during the 2.1 quest.
Oh my god, people are trying to cope by saying its half truth half lie. NO! ITS NOT! ITS A FULL ASS LIE. SHE IS LYING TO YOU.
OH MY GOD, IT'S OKAY TO BE WRONG ABOUT YOUR HEADCANONS. ITS FINE. YOU'LL BE OKAY IF SHE ISN'T YOUR MOM.
JESUS CHRIST.
Oh yeah. With Kafka's companion quest, Stelle was confirmed to be an active member of the Stellaron Hunters for some unknown amount of time, always accompanying Kafka on missions.
Which means I was right about another thing.
Yeah baby, let's goooooooo.
Still losing it at the fact that this mastermind criminal, this master of manipulation, 11 digit bounty war criminal, prettiest woman alive, depressed fatalist can't manage to properly lie to a loser ass doggirl with resting "kicked puppy" face.
They're married, your honor.
Wait, could she have been stealing clothes for Stelle? In this case she would have been a Devil Hunter - Its before the story where she's recruited - not a Stellaron Hunter. That would mean that Elio would have 'handed' Stelle to her before she had joined the Stellaron Hunters?
Kafka while lying: Can't fucking look you in the eye
Kafka, moments later, not breaking eye contact with the trailblazer for even a fucking SECOND: You and I are each other's destiny.
I don't often post myself, in fact I think this will be the first time I do so, but for
#FacesOfWarhammer
I think I can bring myself to do it.
Art vs Artist
Thinking about the fact that Stelle can just outright deny kafka in her companion mission - the only time in the entire game this can be done - and she's basically sitting there begging Stelle to indulge her and is super clingy and desperate and.
She's so down bad for the puppy.
f/f, Kafka, Stelle, 6969 words, breeding, missionary, pronebone, march in the cuck chair, fucking in someone elses bed, pavlovian response, trans kafka, top kafka, light sub/dom dynamics.
TOMORROW. (Yes its actually at 6969 words asjdfhasklfhasd)
EN players robbed of “The first thing I see when I open my eyes is you. [Reminiscing] What a nostalgic experience…”
Kafstel makes me fucking sick. Absolutely fucking sick. I want to vomit, they're so fucking in love ouuugh.
Something funny about kfstl is that popular Fandom interpretation is that Stelle is the clingy one, where in game Stelle can be like totally ambivalent and Kafka is the clingy needy one that needs the attention. Fuckin "I would pay any cost to avoid a future without you" ass.
Alright,
#kafstel
nation. Here's the almost 15k words chapter 9, for all your sunday afternoon reading needs, in which Elio pisses off SW, Kafka pisses off SW, Stelle pisses off SW, and SW pisses off SW.
Also March is a skeeball legend.
I'm not normal about kfstl, I've never been normal about kfstl, but these text. I'm going insane. I'M GOING INSANE. "Nothing, just thinking about you" "Next time let's watch the movie together" "I miss you" "I'm super hapy right now" OUUUGH
they're so wives. They're SO WIVES.
I want to talk about this. Desperately, and break it down. Warning; Leaks from 1.2 ahead regarding Kafka's companion mission. You have been warned for spoilers below.
#HonkaiStarRail
@aresxmz
@kafka_daily
Chinese ancestors believed seven emotions and six desires is considered necessary to be a operating human being. Fear is one of the seven emotions. What was lost in translation is the weight of Elio's promise to someone like Kafka: an offer of becoming human.
ok im done with talking about qingques age for now!!! i can tell its getting a little bit annoying, sorry! im pretty sure shes a minor, but im not gonna harass you if you dont think that, just please dont mention it on my account! thank you! qingque forever
its incredible really. I knew knew knew *knew* that's what this whole thing was about. Someone doesn't like a ship because of their personal HC and stirs shit to get people to stop shipping it.
@CursedBoomers
As we all know it's literally impossible to know how to use a wrench and play pokemon at the same time. Your brain can only hold enough information for mechanic knowhow or the pokemon super/not very effective chart but not both.
It's literally always about how they want you to ship their ship instead of the ship you like. That's literally it. That's literally all it is ever about, and all it ever will be about.
Hoyoverse like. Specifically made her tick all the boxes for every single body language tell when someone's lying and these people STILL didn't pick up on it.
I'm genuinely baffled. Genuinely.
The way these people are so easy to lie makes me feel despair.
What's with TikTok and the extremely poor reading comprehension
😭😭
Kafka : I will now lie
Kafka: we are genetically related (lie)
These people: OMG SHES HER MOTHER IN CANON!!
🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️
@RaidicThndercoc
I love this quest, where the hot single mom in your area invites you out on a date, immediately asks if she can move in, and then talks about her dead ex wife the whole time.
@JeSuisSansy
@ScruffyTurtles
Did you even ready what you're replying to, or play the arcade past the first minute, because later in the arcade it says she considers herself a girl. Both in the english, and the japanese versions.
Gotten a lot of weird comments on my fics since the leak (always auto delete them when I see them), but this one definitely takes the cake.
I don't think Stelle even flirts with a single man in the entire game. She is all over all the women all the time, though.
I definitely understand why some people want heartless, cold and uncaring, always scary and serious kafka - it's hot.
But I really like that she has a soft side, it really adds depth to her character in a way I really like. In the kinda way that makes me fucking obsessed w/ her
Kafka owns because she's a depressed homicidal fatalistic sociopath who struggles to see herself as even human and is also insecure of her place in the universe beyond being a slave to destiny.
But also, she's a bit of a jokester. A Lil goofball. She's silly. Got that dog in er.