@FracSlap @allengraetz This person could've still be alive if he was driving a Tesla.

RT @SULLY10X: The wealthiest man in the world is sleeping on the floor of a building in DC to make sure the government isn’t robbing you. h…

@LeadingReport More like they know they'll be fired once the new boss takes over.

@matt_vanswol FEMA is gonna make USAID look like childplay.

@JosephMachJr @IanJaeger29

@ChrisDungeon The MX is a city slicker's SUV, perfect for ferrying astronauts to the launchpad. It has its market, so why delete it?

@garyblack00 @farzyness @TSLAFanMtl Consumer Reports said Tesla FSD is way behind other auto manufacturers, ranking eighth. Ford BlueCruise is ranked number one, so Gary is on to something here. 🤔🧐🤫😉

@kanyewest I'm confused, so I asked Grok.

@kanyewest How about "I" rather than we, ye?

@VivekGRamaswamy Didn't know the pledge of allegiance it was eliminated. 😳

@elonmusk @DOGE Anyone want to divulge what Big Balls said?

@IowaTeslaGuy It's worth a try, and I will report back. 12.6.3 fixed the lane edging issue on the freeway, but braking still sucks. It plows full speed ahead for a few seconds, then slams on the brakes at the last second when I can clearly see the car in front has been slowing down.

@DillonLoomis22 Thanks for the reminder, brotha. 👍

@chamath The literal swamp creatures.

@DOGE This level of corruption makes Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme look like child's play. If no one goes to prison, taxpayers will continue to be screwed.

@EndWokeness The first thing that came to my mind was the thought that those kids would have been deeply uncomfortable if they were standing next to a sniffling Biden.

@JowuaLife I bought three umbrellas from Jowua, and they are in perfect condition with excellent quality. ❤️ Your products and website transactions.

@MarioNawfal Hopefully, the people who voted for these clowns will wake the up and vote their asses out of office. Or the DOJ needs to start prosecuting those responsible.

@elonmusk @MaxwellFrostFL @JasmineForUS @SethMagaziner This is fucking hilarious! 😂 😃 🤣😅

@JudiciaryGOP Tulsi and RFK next. LFG.