Christopher Dungeon
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Long-term $TSLA 🪑 holder in at $17 🪄 || Stocks Follow Earnings || Cyberbeast || Model S Plaid || Model Y Performance
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Cybertruck Front Trunk L-Track + Cargo Net
Super easy install (1/10 difficulty)
Here's my installation video
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"Innovation has nothing to do with how many R&D dollars you have. When $AAPL came up with the Mac, IBM was spending at least 100 times more on R&D. It's not about money. It's about the people you have, how you're lead, and how much you get it."
-Steve Jobs
$TSLA &
@elonmusk
✅
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"I'm not an investor. I like to make technologies real that I think are important for the future and useful in some sort of way."
@elonmusk
Keyword "real"
$TSLA FSD will blow minds 🤯
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First mention of
@elonmusk
on twitter.
Privateer Elon Musk launches his budget rocket, Falcon-1, from Omelek Island in the South Pacific.
http://tinyurl.com/yrnqqt
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"If Tesla reaches all the milestones and a market cap of $650 billion, he would own about 30% of the company at that point, which would be a stake worth about $195 billion — making him the richest man on the planet" - Fred
Calling it now:
@elonmusk
will be the first Trillionaire
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Unions exist because of previous discriminatory and unfair labor practices.
This is why $TSLA doesn't need a union. From Day 1, Tesla has treated their employees fair, compensating them for their hard work.
Legacy Auto is already dead, inside & out.
@elonmusk
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Here's an idea
@elonmusk
Get in touch with
@morgan_freeman
and have him narrate a new Tesla commercial.
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So many self-centered, uneducated people on Twitter touting their unfounded hatred for Elon Musk.
It's quite sad, really...
He's literally fighting _for_ free speech.
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Step 1: Force Elon to buy Twitter for $44B
Step 2: Cancel his $55B compensation plan
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$TSLA Cybertruck MSRP
$79,990
FSD will be the _only_ option.
Cybertruck will come standard with everything. No white seat option, wheels, etc.
Every Cybertruck will be identical coming off the production line.
Under $80K qualifies for $7,500 EV credit.
This is the way.
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The real $TSLA Cybertruck will blow minds. That 2019 version we saw at the unveiling doesn't hold a candle to the final design.
That's all I can say...
That, and I hope you own a lot of $TSLA
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Looks like Disney might be receiving a lot of cancellations tonight.
Attempting to cancel Disney+ and get this error.
Shady business...
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There's only one reason Tom Zhu is headed back to $TSLA's Giga Shanghai...
Model Y refresh
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Here's
@elonmusk
in 2021 correctly predicting $TSLA's Model Y becoming the world's top-selling vehicle in 2023.
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Owning a Tesla then buying $TSLA is 💯 insider trading
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While picking up Cyberbeast on Saturday, I had a rewarding side convo with a Tesla employee. They shared two bits of info us $TSLA peeps might find interesting...
1. Cyberbeast ratio is <10% of all Cybertruck deliveries.
2. Model Y 0.99% financing was the reason my delivery
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UPDATE:
Today is my first day unemployed.
I no longer trade time for money.
It's a new chapter with a clean slate.
Thank you Team $TSLA 🙏🏻
UPDATE:
Sent in my letter of resignation this morning.
I'm anxious and elated. I feel like I'm dating a new vixen.
Here's to new chapters in 2021 🍻🥂
(Compliments of $TSLA)
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Why would $TSLA layoff their entire Supercharger Team?
- Tesla's next chapter could require mass production and installation of wireless chargers for Robotaxi
In the summer of 2023, Tesla acquired Wiferion - a Germany-based wireless charging startup.
- Tesla Diners could
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Purchased 100 $TSLA at $838
Price to value makes zero sense
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Do you know what happened in January of 2013?
$AAPL gave Wall Street the middle finger and started reducing their quarterly earnings guidance.
2024 $TSLA to Wall Street: "GFY"
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Calling it now...
$TSLA Model 3 Highland's starting price _before_ Federal & State incentives?
$27,490 for RWD
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Elon's hard work at $TSLA allowed me to resign from my 9-5 a decamillionaire in my 30s.
I'll be voting YES on his 2018 compensation plan.
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Today marks three years of owning my $TSLA Model 3 Performance. Only 25K miles in the books but every one of them has been a blast. 💯 hands down the best car I've ever owned. And with OTA updates, Frank only got better over time.
Thanks for making great products
@elonmusk
🙏🏻
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@SawyerMerritt
@neuralink
Interesting how they took a decrease in the number of effective electrodes and turned it 180 into a net improvement in performance.
This defines an Elon Musk company. They did the same thing with a chip shortage by rewriting firmware for chips they had access to.
Incredible!
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Assigning a 25% probability that Warren Buffett & Charlie Munger have been accumulating $TSLA for Berkshire Hathaway.
Feels very reminiscent of the time I beat them both to $AAPL
Let's take a look at some rational & theoretical reasoning 👇🏻
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UPDATE:
Sent in my letter of resignation this morning.
I'm anxious and elated. I feel like I'm dating a new vixen.
Here's to new chapters in 2021 🍻🥂
(Compliments of $TSLA)
I'm on the verge of resigning from a six-figure 9-5 with full health benefits, pension, and a 401k.
It's time to take control. I work for me.
Now anything can be possible.
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My Audi S4 costs $0.25 per mile to operate when you include gas and oil changes.
My $TSLA Model S Plaid & Model Y Performance cost about $0.05 per mile to operate with at-home charging.
A difference of $20,000 in operating costs when driving these cars to 100,000 miles.
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Hertz & Pepsi could be major $TSLA advertisers come Superbowl
@alex_avoigt
Anyone wanna bet
@Pepsi
uses their ad time on the Super Bowl to promote their Tesla semi?
How cool would that be?
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$TSLA is gonna go up huge. Now is the bottom.
- Ron Baron
April 25, 2024
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I hate to say it but I no longer want my Model 3 Performance. Plaid is _at least_ 2x better.
I feel like I'm driving a space ship 🙃🤣🥳
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$TSLA is about to enter uncharted waters with a new $7.5K US Fed credit and IRA battery tax credits.
Increased gross margins & profit growth will be undeniable. Plus a potential $5-10B in 2023 buybacks.
Remember: *Earnings* are the ultimate driver of stocks longterm, not macro.
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The disconnect between Tesla the company and $TSLA the stock is beginning to feel like 2019-2020 all over again... 🤔
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$TSLA twitter may not have the funds that Wall Street does, but we have an incredibly deep, 24/7, up-to-the-minute, institutional knowledge base. Second to no other stock or company out there.
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I don't think
@elonmusk
gets nearly enough credit for his marketing genius.
His $TSLA product presentations are second to none, and he can turn bathroom breaks into million dollar marketing campaigns.
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BMW Dealer realizing it's all coming to an end.
MUNICH MOTOR SHOW
Facelifted Tesla Model 3 Brings Its Updated Styling To Munich
$TSLA
The 2024 Tesla Model 3 has been unveiled at the Munich Motor Show with new bumpers, updated lighting units, and a revised interior
The facelifted Tesla Model 3 remains forbidden fruit in
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Model 3 Performance is by far the best car I've ever owned. Can't believe I'm about to own something significantly better than that...
🤯🤯🤯
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What if Starlink doesn't IPO 👀
Instead, $TSLA acquires Starlink. Predictable, positive cashflow generating machine rewarding long-term Tesla shareholders.
Current SpaceX shareholders get $TSLA stock as Starlink divests, including Elon.
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Elon's selling pressure ended right before $TSLA's extraordinary Q4 deliveries.
What an amazing gift... 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Currently own ~$200K worth of $TSLA vehicles and you won't hear me complain about not receiving FSD v12.5
Why not?
Because I'm not a little b*tch.
Great things take time and require patience.
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If $AAPL announced a bot instead of $TSLA their stock would be up 20% today
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Cathie buying $TSLA hand over fist is signal, not noise.
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Is it _weird_ that I'm super excited about Tesla's upcoming Battery & Powertrain Investor Day?
🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋
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Doubt Elon would vacation in Hawaii without first nailing 500K deliveries.
Congrats Team Tesla & $TSLA peeps 🎉
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Ron Baron is personally HODLing just over 1.1 million $TSLA shares. He has _never_ sold a single one.
RT the 💩 out of this.
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$TSLA will likely become a holding company
Why?
Two words: tax efficiency
@elonmusk
will be able to move cash from Tesla to other opportunities in SpaceX, Boring Co., and Neuralink without paying taxes imposed if he were to sell TSLA shares.
Buffett does this with Berkshire.
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"You don't aim for happiness. You do things that result in happiness."
@elonmusk
$TSLA IPO day
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Most fail to realize $TSLA vehicles are impossible to steal*
Auto insurance companies don't want you to know this because they can keep charging you high comprehensive coverage rates.
Tesla insurance understands this benefit and passes the savings onto their customers.
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Ford's CEO alienating over 1 million people with $TSLA Cybertruck pre-orders by telling them they don't do real work.
Just to make a headline...
A headline that will be quoted forever in infamy.
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Still no indexers buying $TSLA
The longer the base...
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Holy 💩 !!
My $TSLA Model S Plaid delivery just got bumped from Feb 2022 to November.
🥳🥳🥳
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$TSLA was added to the S&P 500 on Dec. 21, 2020 at $231.67
3-year return = $5.82
LFG!! 🚀
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You may want to reevaluate your entire investment strategy if you were bullish on $TSLA at the highs and are bearish now.
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@SawyerMerritt
Individual thinkers distancing themselves from herd mentality. Great to see 👍🏻
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Prediction: $TSLA gaps up over $700 by Wednesday and bounces around it until next Monday when it takes off to $1,500 by Dec 18
Crazy, I know. Bookmark this tweet :)
(NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE)
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For those expecting 4680 in Plaid on Thursday, let's dial down expectations a bit. We have a tendency to hype these $TSLA events and really get ahead of ourselves. Tesla is already way ahead of anyone else on pushing tech forward, so let Elon do his thing and just enjoy the show.
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@SawyerMerritt
@MKBHD
Good for MKBHD. Fisker should get the embarrassment they deserve, especially after trying to silence him.
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Good luck buying $TSLA and a Tesla once there's a Biden EV Federal rebate in place. You thought selling out for the rest of Q2 less than 40 days into Q2 was great? Wait until we sell out for 2021 in Q3 and 2022 in Q4.
Yeah... 🤯🤯🤯
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$TSLA Model Y inventory cleared ✅
Will we see 0.99% return in June?
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Surprised $TSLA hasn't acquired or at least attempted to acquire IDRA.
Feels like a single point of failure.
Giga Press castings are obviously crucial for scaling the roadmap to 20 million EVs by 2030.
Why not lock that acquisition down...
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OTA = over-the-air update
Recall = physical servicing
$TSLA
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Show me Ford's electric Semi
Show me GM's electric Semi
Show me Toyota's electric Semi
Show me BMW's electric Semi
This is why we don't value $TSLA like we value Legacy Auto.
Tesla disrupts entire industries.
Energy & AI are next ✅
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Confirmed 4680 pack.
Great news $TSLA peeps 👍🏻
What a weekend!! 🥳
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BREAKING: $TSLA Model 3 in the US is completely sold out for 2022
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$TSLA Longs know what they own
$TSLAQ have no clue what they're shorting
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Many will pay $10,199 for $TSLA FSD
Why?
$199 to try, then $10K to buy
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$TSLA freed me from wage slavery. Hope it does the same for you 🍻
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Thanks to $AAPL & mostly $TSLA, every $1 I invested in 2012 is worth $42 today.
Investing in great companies is one of life's cheat codes...
Never too late to start with $TSLA 🚀
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$38,230
+ $1,390 destination fee
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$39,620
$39,620
- $4,000 NJ rebate
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$35,620
$35,620
- $7,500 Fed rebate
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$28,120
+ No sales tax on EVs in New Jersey
Sub $30K Model 3 is 💯 real $TSLA peeps
NEWS: New Jersey today announced the launch of Year Four of the state’s popular Charge Up New Jersey EV incentive program.
Current rebates: $4,000 for EVs up to $45k $1,500 rebate for EVs $45,001 - $55k.
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Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway forgoes quarterly earnings calls and guidance.
$TSLA's lack of guidance would be an issue if they didn't have $29B in cash and healthy FCF. They're clearly past the noob phase.
Let
@elonmusk
and team focus on delivering long-term growth.
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