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The last of the V8s. PC Gamer news, email me at andy.chalk @pcgamer .com. Got a tip? Now let's get the hell out of here:

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@AP_Images So weird that a truck bomb would decide to do something like this.
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The enemy of my enemy ain't my fucking friend, but I could watch this all day.
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What the fuck does money even mean anymore?
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Musk lost a whole Greece
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@ScienceChannel Enabling and exploiting a man willing to risk his life in a desperate quest for fame, that's some good science there guys
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@Oil_Guns_Merica I notice you're pretty open about your diddler tendencies there, bud.
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Good! Fuck her, and fuck you too.
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BREAKING for @humanevents : YouTube has removed @Lauren_Southern ’s conservative documentary #Borderless from their platform. The film was deleted less than 24 hours after Southern made it available to the public on her personal Youtube channel.
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@Oil_Guns_Merica I don't think you understand how this works.
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@Oil_Guns_Merica I'm not sure what your point is but I'm quite clearly implying that you want to diddle the pubescent girls in that photo.
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@Oil_Guns_Merica I don't think you understand age of consent laws
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@DudespostingWs I thought this was supposed to be "ironic, funny, and wholesome."
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@DaveOshry @GoodboiSaul @LoriiPops I'd be willing to bet some bucks that this "we" is an "I."
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@ask_aubry Toasted dickhead
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@ConcernedApe Hi Eric! Conducting some scientific research on behalf of PC Gamer here: Has this bug been in the game all along?
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GET ME THE PRESIDENT
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@GamerTakes Okay, but "full size babylons," I mean it's hard to say no, right
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5 years
Speaking on behalf of Canada, I think fucking not.
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kim 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 #🟦 🟧 🇺🇦🕊️🇺🇸🦅
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What do you think of this idea?
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@MarkACollett You're an embarrassment, bud.
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@GRIT0DESAUDADE Years ago I worked with a farm gang from New Brunswick and conversations were EXACTLY this. All this time, I had no idea it was an actual "thing."
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I used to think that @boogie2988 was just kind of a low-information guy but anyone who says that "some good" came from the Holocaust can fuck RIGHT off. Like, ALL THE WAY OFF. Jesus.
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@VinceZampella @PlayApex T-word 3, perhaps?
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2 years
Nobody ever made a song called "Fuck the Fire Department"
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Sheldon Fox-7 News
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“Who cares another dead cop” “I had to transport with honor guard their dead bodies from coronavirus because they all were too stupid to wear masks or get vaccinated. F— the police.” -now suspended Miami Firefighter re: shooting death of MDPD’s Cesar Echaverry @wsvn story:
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A truly beautiful aspect of this is that people are now calling in to request Killing in the Name, and the DJ is like "well I'll see if I can find it in our library" and then immediately starts blasting it
@traceylindeman
Tracey Lindeman 🫠🩸
2 years
A soft-rock station in Vancouver has been playing "Killing In the Name Of" by Rage Against the Machine for hours on a loop. Whenever someone calls in for a request, they deny it and replay the Rage song again.
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Hazel McCallion is literally 100 years old and no offense to the elders out there but maybe she's not the ideal person to be steering this province's approach to development
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Emma McIntosh
2 years
Mississauga’s “queen of sprawl,” now the head of Ontario’s Greenbelt Council, says the Ford government’s decision to carve up the protected area she’s charged with stewarding was “brave”
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"Ion Maiden is a 2018 first-person shooter indebted to the genre classics of the '90s. Iron Maiden is a British heavy metal band best known for its 1982 album The Number of the Beast. You can probably see where this is going."
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@WBrettWilson Hope you're enjoying your crash course in solo canoe paddling.
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@QueenCityPolice So if your funding is reduced, this is where you'll make cuts? Not to the guys with guns who get turned on by SEAL team cosplay? Is that REALLY what you want to go with?
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@voidpnt But again, you don't see any incongruity in donating to The Trevor Project while simultaneously refusing to remove homophobic content from your game?
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@extrafabulous About time we had a responsible adult in charge
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@PaulTassi Absolutely no way that can be real.
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@amandacconn @StPierreGu It's an embarrassment for the Press Gallery, and describing the tweet as "violent rhetoric" makes me think you haven't actually read it.
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@DeusEx We are asking for another one
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@albertaseparate You are literally campaigning to break up the country.
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@LeonaAlleslev Impressive commitment to staying on-brand but you do understand that wrapping your "apology" in partisan garbage entirely undermines the message, right?
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@crd_bc Why would you do this? The new sign looks like something a construction company would throw up to warn people off the job site.
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@DethVeggie @KarenPollock100 @thetimes @HolocaustUK She doesn't even make an argument against the point - it's literally just the "sparkling fascism" gag stretched to 400 words and a headline.
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@anne_theriault I'm already mad about this
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@jordanbpeterson
Dr Jordan B Peterson
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"Embrace vegan diets"--soon, or else. Just try that, you vegetarian fascists.
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What Remains of Edith Finch is going free on the Epic Store next week and you're a goddamn idiot if you don't grab it.
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Valuable critical analysis:
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@SummerRay A cop gave my class a talk about life in prison. Told us you could break a baseball bat over a man's head and it wouldn't kill him. I don't remember the point but that always stuck with me.
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@Boogie2988 @darkmoonxxi @jfudge There is something seriously fucking wrong with you bud
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Look at these fuckin' tough guys in action. The real heroes!
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Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer + Political Satirist
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BREAKING: Prominent #Toronto lawyer @CarymaRules arrested at @fordnation rally. More details will follow…
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@DaveOshry I'd go for an entire series of Henry just explaining WH40K lore and timelines. Kinda like Cosmos, except in every new episode we'd learn about the Horus Heresy or Chaos Gods.
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Could you imagine your dick being this small
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Open-Carry Texas here to greet @KamalaHarris for her first event in Texas
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@RobDenBleyker Seek help immediately
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Somewhere along the way I managed to rack up 10,000 news posts for @pcgamer and my coworkers commemorated the milestone with this wonderful surprise. I am never not genuinely grateful and humbled to be a part of this team.
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@RexChapman Jonathan E, Houston
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Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem is so damn good. It's everything Serious Sam 4 should have been: Sillier, snappier, and tighter in just about every way. Possibly my favourite Serious Sam since the very first.
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@BrianFargo Different people, different priorities, different opinions - that's whole point, isn't it?
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@OxfordNDP @C_and_Humilty @NDP Here's a thought, take the L and get your shit straight. What we want is a serious third party capable of forming a meaningful opposition and maybe even government, not whatever the hell this was supposed to be.
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I keep saying "boy that's peak America" and America keeps saying "nope"
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Lois Beckett
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A new bill would give Americans who survive a terrorist attack a one-year deferment on their federal student loan payments. “We should do everything in our power to help those who survive a terrorist attack to get their life back on track,” Rubio said.
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@shujaxhaider Seems consistent.
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DO NOT CONGRATULATE
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Stephen Harper
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Congratulations to Prime Minister Viktor Orbán and Hungary's Fidesz for winning a decisive fourth term! The IDU and I are looking forward to working with you.
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@DrJenGunter whaaaaaaaaat in the actual fuck is going on here
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Americans are still trying to convince themselves that there's "something wrong" with Trump so they don't have to face the simple fact that they elected a towering asshole.
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He must. We have a right to know what is wrong with him. Something clearly is. It is dangerous for America
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@CarymaRules What the hell are they on about now? Mandates are gone, everyone's getting sick, hospitalizations are climbing again - it's exactly what they wanted!
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@9_volt_ Come read the comments on our GOG tweet story next
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@Slasher Tell you what, I'm just gonna take your word for it.
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@Slasher what the fuck are you talking about rod
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@Stealthwater @ScienceChannel He wasn't "famous" outside of maybe fringe science-deniers and freakshow fans. And he might still be alive if the "Science Channel" hadn't promised him a new and much bigger audience.
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lol, poor Ian Miles is upset about Sonicfox
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@jfudge @Boogie2988 "The Holocaust wasn't all bad" is the kind of thing that puts you over the line forever.
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@LadySariel666 It's funny how cops never seem "unable to enforce laws" when it comes to clearing out homeless encampments or student protests.
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Its best
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@MLopezSanMartin And what is this one doing?
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@KrangTNelson ducksucking was funnier
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NOOOO YOU FOOLS
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Jesus christ
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@Boogie2988 @dbenstart @take5giantsteps @darkmoonxxi @jfudge lol, the guy who said the Holocaust had an upside wants to get sassy
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@AndrewScheer What could you possibly be thinking with this garbage? You're supposed to be a leader. Try acting like one.
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@JunoBeachCentre I wish I could like this twice. Thank you for your clarity and commitment to principle.
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@vinn_ayy @DethVeggie Twitter Blue subscriber, of course.
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@PierrePoilievre Pandering to ignorance does a disservice to the Canadian people.
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@David_Moscrop I've been as compliant as possible throughout this whole thing, but today's really got me feeling like I'm about to fucking snap
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@DaveOshry Dave... You are NOT the father
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@voidpnt Can you say why you reversed your decision to remove the content from the game?
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3 years
What I appreciate most about this thread is the consistent homonymal use of "meat" and "misteak." The eye is never off the ball.
@steak_umm
Steak-umm
3 years
ok it's time to talk about societal distrust in experts and institutions, the rise of misinformation, cultural polarization, and how to work toward some semblance of mutually agreed upon information before we splinter into irreconcilable realities (beefy thread incoming)
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You have any idea how much one of those new Broncos costs?
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Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer + Political Satirist
3 years
A tractor just hit a Ford Bronco that’s been a mainstay at the convoy/occupation, so it’s already an eventful start to the day. #cdnpoli #FreedomConvoy #Ottawa
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I worked retail for years and if my place was getting looted because the cops wouldn't stop killing black people I'd put up signs leading to the expensive shit
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a glizzy of earthsea
4 years
“Imagine if you were a retail worker and someone started looting the place how would you feel” sounds like I get to clock out early
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@TheTorontoSun This is embarrassing even for the Sun.
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@DFisman So weird that he'd step outside his "usual practice" in this one particular case that just happened to involve a Nazi. Talk about bad luck!
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@winamp I've been using Winamp for more years than I can remember, and it honestly saddens me to have to let it go. But if this is your big plan for the future, I'm out.
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My videogame followers have muted me for my political bullshit, and my political followers have muted me for my videogame bullshit. I am under no illusions about this.
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Andy Chalk
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Effectively kidnaps a tenant, threatens to murder him multiple times, threatens his kid, criminally charged, admits guilt, STILL A COP
@OttawaCitizen
Ottawa Citizen
4 years
Ottawa police officer who threatened to feed tenant "to the fish" demoted for one year
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@anne_theriault "She's actually verified" is what really brings it home.
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@darkmoonxxi @jfudge @Boogie2988 Feel free to contextualize "some good came from" the Holocaust.
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Andy Chalk
2 years
For god's sake woman, we're in Canada. It's ZED bugs.
@CarymaRules
Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer + Political Satirist
2 years
I don’t have the energy to unpack this in detail, but it relates to the “freedom” movement’s perception of policies (or a global agenda) relating to the environment and climate change. #cdnpoli #Toronto #QueensPark
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@classiclib3ral I hope the streets of Toronto hit back.
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2 years
The eternal game journo problem: A perfectly salient, smart, and on-point quote from Reddit user "Fuckyou_Suckmynuts"
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@Rinawan_Afy @TabletopiaGames @MillenialNut @CUMZAS <furiously scribbles these down for potential future headlines>
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@goldsbie What the shit
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@RobDenBleyker Dude the promo line is literally "Barq's has bite"
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@voidpnt Will your promised donation to The Trevor Project be made, or are you dropping that as well?
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7 years
Tell me more about those highly-trained law enforcement officers in Wichita
@RawStory
Raw Story
7 years
Wichita cop responding to 911 suicide call shoots 9-year-old girl in the forehead
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Andy Chalk
1 year
@maxfawcett "Let's recapitulate?"
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Andy Chalk
2 years
@TuringNPC @docsquiddy But that's just it, isn't it? I have to worry about paying my phone bill and putting gas in my car and eating, yet this other guy - this ONE GUY - is able to "lose" the GDP of a developed nation. And it has no meaningful effect on him! Utterly beyond any rationality.
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Andy Chalk
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@NewBlood @DUSKdev Nice user support guys
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