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Data analyst. UK TV ratings (BARB), worldwide data trends🥂 #LoveLife

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@AndrewParish1
Andy Parish
4 years
@planetjedward The Irish hid during the war. Says it all 🤣🤣
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@RealDeniseWelch If you did a UK poll, I’d bet my house it’s around 75-25% against them Denise. X
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@AndrewParish1
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@CSmiles_News Well done mate. Ruffled some serious feathers there 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@talkRADIO @THEJamesWhale The “medically trained” prescribed thousands of pregnant women with Thalidomide in the 50/60’s. That was a huge success..
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3 years
@talkRADIO Bloody Brilliant speech!
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1 year
@I_amMukhtar There are thousands of Brits like Kev. The cooking pot is slowly coming to the boil.
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@AndrewParish1
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4 years
@DailyMailUK @MailOnline They lied? Who would have thought? 😲
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1 year
Nailed it!
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I have no ‘pride’ in this flag and this movement.
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@HynesForNevada @AOC We have 4 coal burning open fires in our home tonight. We knocked out the wall in the box room a couple of years ago.. it’s now my favourite 🔥
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2 years
@BernieSpofforth War criminal. Should be in prison..
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@BernieSpofforth The vaccinated are going insane! 🤣🤣 The cult of Covid is amongst us. Arrrrh 😩
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
@JamesMelville And much of Europe and the developed world had a notably worse 2022 than UK. So whatever is at play goes way beyond NHS issues. Here are the increases (%) - Eng/Wales 4th:
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3 years
@SkyNews SAGE scientists need a reality check. 99%+ of the UK population are absolutely fine.
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@AndrewParish1
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4 years
@JamesMelville You really couldn’t make it up. The real scary fact that I’ve learnt over the last 12 months is the willingness of the masses to conform and comply to the biggest scaremongering circus in living memory.
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@AndrewParish1
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4 years
Almost 8m viewers have now watched episode one of #TheBay It’s highest ever official rating - and the signs are the series will continue to grow over the six-parts. @_DanielRyan
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@AndrewParish1
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1 year
@MoutonIsAClaret @Lord_Sugar 🤣🤣 Would you like to go on holiday or go to the dentist? do you want to drink coffee in bed or drive to work in rush-hour? Real dilemma.
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2 years
@mrdanwalker Happy Valley has me gripped again!
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@AndrewParish1
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4 years
@CrimeLdn Where is the exact location? I’m busting for a piss!
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
@BethRigby She was going to get trounced at the next election. It’s the cowards way out.
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@JuliaHB1 The tinfoil hats were saying there will be a huge climate change push from the MSM following on from Covid - Oh hang on..
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@AndrewParish1
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1 year
@MahyarTousi To infiltrate, influence and take over! It’s the goal
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@DefundGlobalism @MrEssexman Maybe he’s not dead and has just been isolating all this time..?
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
Fit, strong, courageous and trusts his own body. Novak is a winner! #IStandWithDjokovic #WeStandWithDjokovic
@OzraeliAvi
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3 years
Novak Djokovic has more integrity, conviction and courage than every politician in Australia who had to poll their next move. He’s a champion on and off the court.
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@calvinrobinson My 14 year old will not be getting it. The End.
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3 years
@OzraeliAvi 👍🏻 You can’t contain a viral infection as transmissible as Covid. We have 18 months of worldwide data to confirm this. The Australian government’s strategy is fundamentally flawed and will cause far more damage than good.
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
3rd Meatloaf #Starstruck
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
@GBNEWS Of course it's worse than during covid. You’re outside in the cold now - not inside dancing around on TickTok
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5 years
@Deanneferguson @ASOS_NickB @GMB_union Some of the Press are running with a story shortly
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
@Martinc1894 @fasc1nate @Helen5Wood I’ve been buying cigs for three girls on my street for 17 years, they’ve got 46 grandkids.. 👍🏻👍🏻
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@thecoastguy When people are infected with the 'woke' mind virus, they start at the conclusion and work backwards to retrofit the facts, rather than starting with facts and using logic to reach a conclusion. X
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3 years
@JohnBoweActor If it wasn’t for the 2m pensioners that have BBC One on default - we’d have a chance! 😉
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2 years
@MartinSLewis No, I won’t. There will be no blackouts. It’s just the next scare mongering trial.
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@SkyNews And yet he still can’t go into detail. Go away 👋🏻
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2 years
@ToniaBuxton Body language here is key. She is almost weirdly aroused at the power she wielded - void of conscience and utterly cold.
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@SkyNews You missed out “This includes anyone who died for any reason - after testing positive within 28 days” This stat is overwhelmingly flawed.
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2 years
@EricSpracklen It was a climate change cardiac incident - CNN are citing the war in Ukraine.
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2 years
@juneslater17 I’m no motorway anorak (😉) but that looks like Jun33 on the M1. Interestingly the introduction of the 60 zone is at the exact same point of a camera to catch you out! C++ts!
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
@KneelB4SodsLaw @AngelaRayner @jacindaardern Have you seen the state of their economy? She failed.
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
Spot on from @calvinrobinson . This has been a big issue for years now.
@calvinrobinson
Fr Calvin Robinson
3 years
Young people need a father figure in their lives. Especially young boys. Masculinity is not toxic. If we solved the issue of fatherlessness plaguing our society, I reckon we’d see far fewer young boys turning to gangs and carrying knives.
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@SoniaPoulton Chill out love. Have a Jubilee biscuit 🇬🇧
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1 year
@bobscartoons Bloody hell Bob, is that treason? 😬🤣🤣
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3 years
@BBCNews Turning down a vaccine I don’t need is common sense not selfish. Tool
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3 years
@RichieMac69 @ONS @ProfKarolSikora It means the vast majority (90%+) of people in the UK have the ability to fight off any Infection from Covid.
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2 years
@Sargon_of_Akkad Debunked .. you CAN see it. Look at nose structure and the close eyes. Then look at James Hewitt.
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@goodolduncan @trump_democrat @ianbremmer It is. There are bodies everywhere. Utter carnage.. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣
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2 years
@DrSimonAshworth @THEJamesWhale He’s been jabbed numerous times so surely it is highly unlikely that Covid has caused the clots.
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2 years
@CharlotteEmmaUK Snapped him earlier .. the little tinker
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@MichelleDewbs Come live in ex mining towns in South Yorkshire .. none of this shite.
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@AlastairMcA30 @Johnincarlisle All of your tweets are being saved for posterity. 👀tick tock!
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@CharlotteEmmaUK Wasn’t it good, (oh so good) 💉 Wasn’t it fine, (oh so fine) 💉 Isn’t it madness..😩
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2 years
@BoyGeorge I never liked them, but when they created a Doctor Who villain in the late 80’s.. that was the end!
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3 years
@EssexPR This aged beautifully 🤣
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@assliken @Partisangirl @GadSaad Did it eat a whole pig? 🐷
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3 years
@BBCNews He’s obviously got a weak immune system. I was painting a bathroom last time I tested positive 💪🏼
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@thecoastguy They keep asking.. but NOBODY is removing this bad boy.
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1 year
@bbcdoctorwho Ooo.. we have a proper publicity drive and a hybrid trailer involving the BBC’s biggest Saturday night entertainment programme.. Chibs has finally left the building! Welcome back RTD! 🙏🏼
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@AndrewParish1
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What is THIS! @SkySports Sort it out #darts
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@jop612 There has been a lot of vulnerable people out there for centuries. Catching flu could kill someone susceptible.
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
@chadfelixg You’re not cooking it right. Medium/rare and it smashes any cockroach substitute ..! 😋😘
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3 years
@BernieSpofforth 150m unvaccinated Europeans is one hell of an army. The oncoming storm..
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1 year
@BBCNews Sir Whitty? Makes my stomach churn! Get this weird loner on trial 🤬
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3 years
@MarkWHL @SkyNews And with further context, that’s about 4 people per hospital in the UK. We’re doomed.
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4 years
@JuliaHB1 Series 1-3 were superb. The series 3 finale has the highest audience appreciation score (94) for any British drama ever. However it’s been going downhill ever since and this series is rather bland.
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@AndrewParish1
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5 years
@jeremycorbyn @ASOS @GMB_union I’ve have been filming there this week. Shocking social distancing measures in place.
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2 years
@DeborahMeaden Please seek help Debs xx
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@Resist_05 Good news before bed, I like good news 👍🏻🌸
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3 years
@kateshilling69 @vladanstojano19 @GBNEWS Your immune system has nothing to do with catching it, you’re immune system deals with attacks on your body. He had it twice and his immune system dealt with it. He doesn’t need a vaccine to help him deal with it at this stage of his life.
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
@lawlaws87 @danwnews @SkyNews I think you will always be confused Laura. Bliss x
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4 years
@SkyNews “Suspend for all” because of “rare” blood clot is like locking down everyone because 0.2% might die.. oh hang on .. 🙄
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@AndrewParish1
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3 years
@hxmuel @owencfcc @tommy192013 @PoliticsForAlI People have got the vaccine. 47m last count. I’ve tested positive twice, never knew I’d got it. I don’t feel the need to get a vaccine that my strong immune system can obviously deal with at this stage of my life. 😊
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@AllisonPearson Utterly pointless because approx 40m people go to supermarket at least once every week in the UK. Shutting certain businesses doesn’t work. Lockdowns can’t and don’t work. Simples.
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@TheLarvinMewis @stillgray It was thrown by one of her low life friends .. hopefully these poor crying kids are taken away and placed with a respectable families.
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3 years
@EssexPR As every day passes, the human race takes another step backward. At least all other illnesses have been put on hold again ready for next years booster promotion and NHS collapse.. 🙄
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@The5pecialone31 @GBNEWS The vaccine doesn’t stop you catching it. It reduces your slim chance of hospitalisation or death.
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@AdzStats Don’t give up, was in my local Morrison’s this evening and only about half were wearing masks. The ‘Covid fans’ will become a minority again. The masses will eventually have enough. 🤞🏻👍🏻🌸
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@CharlotteEmmaUK Is it still 10p? Can you reverse the charges if it’s serious..? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤡
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@EmmaLewellBuck You did what you thought was right - and I respect and applaud you 👏🏻👍🏻🌸
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2 years
@sophielouisecc @MoSalah That’s not ya best tweet that love.. 😣
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4 years
@BBCMOTD My Dad couldn’t cope with the tension. I was 10 years old and delighted that I didn’t have to go to bed for another half and hour.
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@kateshilling69 @vladanstojano19 @GBNEWS It did. His immune system obviously can deal with the virus without any issues. He will probably have strong resistance now.
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@stillgray Wendy’s virtue signalling support for BLM really helped then.. 🤣
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@mattmajendie Throw them out! Or preferably down onto the surface!
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3 years
@SkyNews I live in a seriously poor area in Yorkshire, no kids are starving.. if anything they are mostly overweight from cheap shitty processed supermarket foods and endless junk meals from JustEat takeaways and McDonalds.
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Outside the Warehouse at @asos this morning - and on the staff bus! #Covid_19 @Steph_Peacock #SocialDistancinguk @piersmorgan @Kevin_Maguire
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3 years
@GillianMcKeith The Media creates the hysteria, then reports the results of their hysteria..
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2 years
@dave43law @Nigel_Farage If the ambulance arrived earlier, he may have been saved. The autopsy came later. The results of the autopsy suggest the cause. How hard is that to grasp? 🤡🤡
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@craigrhodge @DeborahMeaden I’ve not had any and continue as normal. I presume I’m a little younger than you - and my immune system is more solid, I’d take Covid again any day over toothache or back pain. 👍🏻x
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@steveheathmusic @BBCMOTD Brilliant! The entire tournament, getting to stay up late and having a sip of beer, the Pavarotti BBC opening credits and of course Gazza - It made me fall in love with the game for the very first time. Amazing memories! ⚽️🏆
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@AndrewParish1
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2 years
@TommyRobinsonNS “ I’ve built dozens of sustainable cities that don’t require farming” “Where?” “On Minecraft dude”
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@darrengrimes_ Indeed. Still doing her duty for her country at 95! Incredible woman.
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@JoeBiden 🤣🤣🤣🔔🔚
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3 years
@LozzaFox Talked it over with my 14 year old - “over 1000 kids in my school dad, nobody has even been ill with it” That’s good I said, cos you’re not having the vaccine.
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Andy Parish
3 years
Charlotte Nichols - Adding to the very long list of reasons why Labour are now totally unelectable.
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Charlotte Nichols MP
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As a former competitive swimmer, indeed, I know full well how much training is required for a title like this and anyone nastily trying to diminish Lia Thomas's incredible achievement because of lazy transphobia should frankly pipe down. Huge congratulations to her 🏆
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@seamusdoogle @GBNEWS I don’t want the jab not because I’m anti-vax. I don’t want it because I don’t need it. My body can deal with Covid, has done with ease. Twice
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