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@mxdric Most obvious industry plant I've ever seen. 2 years without seeing any football-related posts on this guy, only stuff about his groomer (gf), black and white pictures and "aura"
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@HoopLif4 @SportsCenter 1 more ring than Fatden and Emflop lmao
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@LakersBetta @TheNBACentral You're under every tweet nigga go get a job or a family this shits embarrassing
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@WorldWideWob My goat MJ would've never passed that rock. LePED is afraid of taking the winning shot
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@Martecoll Para los gringos es inconcebible gente cuya vida no gira en torno a su color de piel, ojos o raza. Es demasiado ridículo
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@zebster114 All timer from last year
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@WorldWideWob NBA refereeing is an at all time low and you always think "yea it can't get any worse" but it does.
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@El23DeLosCavs Juega 42 mins por partido en estos playoffs en una rodilla. Físico de deportista de alto rendimiento no es tener abdominales.
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@choggerNA Whoever did this is mad after abusing wholesome Udyrino for 4 months for that sweet temp elo. Cope harder tho
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@dbk180 She's not the one
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@Babatundejr30 @ClutchPoints @NBA 25 likes on a word for word copypaste of the original post. This website is COOKED
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@BarcaUniversal Decent game tho. People are just blindly turned against him but wanking over Ferran hitting a few dribbles vs part time olive pickers in Cadiz lmao
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@Thrones_Facts They wrote Arya killing the Night King so this one is definitely not the worst they've ever cooked.
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@sudanalytics_ @CLMerlo 🚨🇦🇷 River COMPRA a Esequiel Barco a partir de haber cumplido los objetivos que había firmado con Atlanta United. Pagará U$S 7M por el 100% del pase y firmara contrato hasta 2026. Vía @CLMerlo .
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@YamatosDeath Aren't you and her like pushing 30? too old to be subtweeting like teenagers
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@BrickMuse Hayes and Burks are the worst pair of players I've ever seen
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@6toHombreLATAM Más Laker que robarle a Sacramento éste, mamita.
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@espn Against the tanking Jazz lol
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@WorldWideWob 4-19 3-18 I want whoever decided to extend THJ in Guantánamo Bay by tomorrow morning
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@ClutchTimeArg Conferencia que gane tiene localía en las finales, que cada quien juegue con las casacas de su equipo como a inicios del 2000. Que les de en el orgullo a cada uno.
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@vinoypastillas Y por qué no se pone ella a trabajar? Una fraca también
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@Paralyticss Lo de William Wallace ksksksks prime absoluto
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@GeneralSniper This champion got buffed due to a Soraka onetrick Reddit post, let's not forget it!
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@mirskill @thebausffs Pick up bro anton is calling you for elneinn!!!!
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@Shakarez ChinaWithin and IWillTencent having a field day it's over.
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@w7stgoat @KOT4Q Grizzlies fan you sure know a thing or two about losing.
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@BCNOgi This title means more to him than anything he ever "won" at PisSG lmaooo
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@BCNOgi We got outplayed for 60 minutes by Hector Salamanca bigman, Xavi doesn't need to be investigated he needs to be executed
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@gtdfaygo @statmuse Ironic coming from a Raptors fan. Your only ring exists because KD's Achilles exploded and Danny Green killed Klay lmao
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@FernieAriel @BocaJrsOficial Qué cara de trolo amigo. Enderezador de porongas en serie
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@KYRIESAVEDUS @CallieCaplan You're so cringe lol
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@DbsHype The same "people" that were asking for other characters than Goku and Vegeta and more everyday situations angry because they've been getting a year of non-Goku and Vegeta with everyday situations. Can't win lol
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@ch4rles_77 @ReshadRahman_ Because he wants to do even better. He has passion. You wouldn't get it
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@Spideraxe30 Yea we LOVE more HP on mage items I will simply just accept Anivia has 1.5k HP at lvl 6 and move on with my life
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@LCSOfficial @iamGabbyDurden Hopefully the last birthday she has on the LCS lmao
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@SivoriAlta1901 @BocaJrsOficial No se te vino la choza abajo cuando la prendiste en fuego en 2011? Descendido de mierda
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@kikoRMCF_ @FcbHasan9 "Average mid players"
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@Dom_2k Bro already tweaking and Luka hasn't started spanking the Celtics 😭😭
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@TinyAnnadoll @mirskill @thebausffs no way this social reject made an alt pretending to be an interested egirl lmaoooo
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@GiantNyk @ESPNNBA @luka7doncic Knicks haven't won a championship since the Kennedy administration. Sit this one out
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@6toHombreLATAM Jodido aún después de lo que le pasó a su hermano. Debieron moverlo a Front Office o mantenerlo en la organización de alguna forma. Soltarlo así se ve mal.
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@KattenEUW Nobody could've seen this coming I'm shook
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@GothamChess An apology from the biggest manchild in the scene (Nepo)? Or from Kramnik or MVL? Nah, we just throw accusations without proof here :)
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@sadprank Everything is sleeper playing in ProjectAsheNAlow
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@Hurtadios1 @la12tuittera Cuantas veces habrá que explicar lo de la cláusula a retrasaditos con 3 estrellas en el nombre mamita
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@Caedrel This summer split really is doing a number on the anti-Faker brigade. Without him T1 looks like a Turkish team, with him they dominate KT lmao
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@Keiox1 @LSXYZ9 Top football/basketball coaches aren't Tier 1 athletes, why does a League coach have to be Challenger to understand the game? lol
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@BCNOgi We're still being labeled as cheaters for a game in 2009 where Abidal got sent off for being near Drogba and they can do this every 2 weeks with no repercussions. They're unbeatable.
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@CAPArgento__ Había ganado 4 clásicos seguidos no? El boludito detrás de esta cuenta sigue obsesionado con el Barca jsjhsdhjs
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@statmuse Let down by THJ and refs again. Shocker.
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@6toHombreLATAM Qué fantasma dios mio
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@LSXYZ9 @Drututt "Drututt tech" like this isn't common from most Gwen players
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@6toHombreLATAM Es el este más débil y ramplón desde 2018, sino llegan a las finales es para que renuncie hasta Deuce Tatum
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@Aerispoyo @Spideraxe30 -removes all monster dmg on a non-dmg champ -does this mean she won't be able to jg anymore???? What do you think? Rofl
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@ESPNFC Against part time electricians and camel riders lol
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@6toHombreLATAM Mi ídolo "el sistema" ya está en modo playoffs ☠️☠️☠️
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@Spideraxe30 How is AD Twitch catching the nerfs before the unskilled disgusting pedo AP playstyle? Rofl
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@6toHombreLATAM @NYKnicksLATAM @DallasMavsLATAM Revivió sexoconhombreslatam. Al menos el admin de Dallas va a tener un montón de tiempo estos playoffs ☠️☠️☠️
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@macexmets @LakersBetta @TheNBACentral Nah, but everytime I open this godforsaken app this jobless fella has a response 10s after a tweet goes up. It's sad to watch.
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@swan2swan87 @RedLReviews The fact that this has 13 likes proves people do not understand the show nor the characters like they think they do. Ozai would never take Zuko back for just "showing resilience". He never wanted Zuko to return and never had to use it to "Motivate Azula" lol
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@kirstailol Nemesis was rank 10-ish with 905 LP and now 900 LP is turkish masters lmaooo not inflated I think
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@ClutchTimeArg El m0g0lico admin de esta cuenta desde que paga el blue baitea por cualquier minúscula interaccion a cambio de 40 centavos
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@mxdric A good coach would have this team dominating weak in and out. Instead Xavi has them playing like Cadiz scrapping 1-0 wins while suffering.
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@CompSwisher 30 out of 30 GMs are picking Luka 1st in a 2018 redraft btw.
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@6toHombreLATAM Se jijea como quiere el loquito.
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@Paralyticss Viejinson Gagani: Almidown me cagué encima ☠️☠️☠️
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@HoopLif4 @SportsCenter Harden couldn't beat GS without KD tho? Embiid still hasn't played a conference final btw
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@ClutchTimeArg Era de suponerse, los que hicieron drama creyéndose otra cosa solo buscan eso, drama.
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@BCNOgi Xavi as a player left Barça as a UCL winner after announcing it mid-season. Xavi as a manager... We'll be there.
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@chaseshaco That champ has been broken since Phreak had hair but its mains act like it's the weakest lmao
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@ClutchTimeArg La ventaja de tankear por 4 años consecutivos y draftear alto en vez de ir a PO directamente como Luka.
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@termenzo aplaudir a tus jugadores después de haber puesto esto en la grada skssjsjksjks solo sueldopendiente haría algo así
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@lolesports @GenG @T1LoL I'm sure my favorite hair-haver Rioter, Phreak saw this series and aggressively wanked at the fact Zeri+Wholesome Enchanterino is a guaranteed win and both are completely balanced!
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@Dom_2k Bronsexuals vs Taylor swift stans is a war we need at some point ngl.
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@MavsPR Jason Kidd (Extreme baldness) will miss tonight's game against the Grizzlies.
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@Drututt I HECKING love wholesome ghosterino having no CD whatsoever and lasting 15s while its cd being further reduced by cosmic insight and ionians so great!
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@shitposts_mp4 @greentexts_bot Why do you broke smelly NIGGAS have the need to spam every comment section with your 2017 facebook memes. Annoying fucks
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@mvn2099 @_TheSmartAlec1 The show is literally made for "witty" tweets and tiktok cropping. Shame ngl.
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@whatthefkc @YamatosDeath The only person who is supposed to care if he's a cheater or not is his ex-gf not randoms on twitter. All this parasocial shit got people on a deadlock
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@6toHombreLATAM Es increíble lo *poco* que ha ganado LeBron. Debería tener fácil 2 DPOY más, 2 anillos más si KD no fuese puto y cagón, 2-3 MVP más. Una locura.
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@la12tuittera Qué importa si quiere usar de vidriera hermano, 6 meses es suficiente para al menos ganar la Copa de la Liga y clasificar a Libertadores. Si rinde bien sino se va al carajo.
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@TrolledbyKevin @statmuse All I see is 4 players better than Durfraud, superteam merchant with no rings
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@YamatosDeath Bald wukong kinda fresh no?
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@6toHombreLATAM El hijueputa q ver los partidos por Edits de tiktok: Era de Wembanyama 😭😭😭
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@Spideraxe30 ADC with these stats gets the most meaningless of soft taps what a shock Phreak and Riot August making sure each and every single AD is giga aids to play against
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@WorldWideWob I thought Luka was holding 9 times MVP and 17 times All Star Dinwiddie back + his Pippen Regen THJ? He should get them involved yea in a trade to China
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@Aizen_Irl2 @Spideraxe30 How does this affect her tank-killing ability? Her bs %HP true damage is still there lol
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@statmuse But a pick from 2029 bro 😭😭😭
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@MichaelEmilio_ @BarcaUniversal Pablo Torre is not from La Masía nor a Goalkeeper. His timetable is different and his ambition as well. He has no reason to accept years and years on the bench while Sergi Roberto plays lol
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@carpetasFCB @gerardromero @JijantesFC Todo este bombo para este humazo. No podemos ni fichar a su hermano vamos a ficharlo a este. Otro ridículo más de Romero.
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@BCNOgi It's hilarious how this fanbase criticizes Rapha Where were these standards with Dembele lmaoooo G/A Machine man
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@Shadowiscold @statmuse If "player" means "flopping like a baby seal" then yea
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