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@AnaTownley

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I can cook, sew, make flowers grow. Reading, writing, crafting ,tennis. Spanish Tutoring 🇪🇸.

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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
My heart sank when I heard that Nadhim Zahawi was going to be the minister in charge of deploying the Covid 19 vaccine. Didn’t yours?
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On Question Time last night Nicky Morgan seemed to indicate that the Tories had voted against feeding the most vulnerable kids in the country *out of spite*. Did I get that right? #TorySnowflakes ❄️ #ToryScum
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4 years
Where is this place? I feel I want to spend money there, whatever it is they sell. I like their style!
@BrummieBoy5
Ex Brumie Boy still alive despite CONservatives!
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A failure!
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@snowleopardess @trussliz @TeamQEH @SteveBarclay @jamesowild You should crawl under a rug and never show your smug face again after what you have done to people in this country. You should be in jail.
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My 95-year-old mum, nearly a thousand miles away, asks every other day when we do our video call “ When are you coming?”. There’s a virus, I say. We’re not allowed to travel as we would be spreading it. I could be the end of you, I say. Her motherly instincts understand.
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4 years
@IsabelOakeshott Isabel Oakeshitt trying to sound intelligent by saying that scientific advice is “scientifically illiterate”. And sounding just plain thick.
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3 years
👏👏👏 Sorry, RTing this again. It’s just too good. Where is the rage against government incompetence? | The New European
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
1 year
@danwootton Gary Lineker and his millionaire presenter mates, all working class men who rose to where they are through sheer talent and ability. They entertain and add value to the BBC and to our lives. They have now shown their courage and humanity. What do you have to offer?
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@Justbwc It is. Cummings writes, directs and acts in his own movie. Murdoch provides the cameras.
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2 years
@CrusherDane @KarlTurnerMP Oh, that's sooo last century.... NOBODY turns themselves over to the police anymore. These days you just fill in a questionnaire. And that's even if you HAVE broken the law. Really quick and simple process.
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@stu_hem @DeborahMeaden He's not been removed, he'still getting paid and living rent free. And he has been on holiday since day one. Party after party.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
3 years
Never tire of this.
@HelenTBracken
Helen Bracken #FBPE 🇪🇺🌻 #RejoinEU🕯#FBPA #FBPPR
3 years
#Brexit in a nutshell 🥜- pure idiocy 😡👉
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
2 years
A breath of fresh air...
@ukiswitheu
UK is with EU
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John Bercow tears into Boris Johnson After watching, like and RT #DowningStreetParties #BBCQT #JohnsonOut
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Ana Maria Townley
2 years
@AngelaRayner There's something about you that they fear. Your politics, your intelligence, your courage. Your class. All that and you're a woman. And a beautiful one at that. Stay strong. We see them.
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Ana Maria Townley
2 years
@sendvictorious Our media is full of people like the Corens, whose daddy was something in the media. The surname alone opens every door for them. Intolerably privileged and leaving no room for our children to have access to those jobs. Did I forget to mention public school? I think I did...
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
1 year
@mhdksafa Not comparable. Muslim hijab is compulsory street wear. The other is worn by members of religious orders who have chosen to live that kind of life. Big distinction. So not bigotry.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
Wait. You fluffed your A-levels but somehow got into a very good University. What was your secret?🤔🤔🤔
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@AnaTownley
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2 years
@RMCunliffe You seem to forget that we have children and love them and want to help them. I find this tweet divisive and unhelpful and mostly irrelevant as it blames an older generation instead of blaming the government.
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@BasilAnderson8 @ShehabKhan @MattHancock @BBCHughPym He looked most displeased. How dare a journalist ask a difficult question?
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4 years
@mrjamesob @EricsFandC Was it wrapped in newspaper like in pre-EU days?
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
2 years
Prince Harry looking great, standing out from the others in his morning suit and red hair. Ironic that the brother who has NOT served in battle is the one wearing the uniform. #PrinceHarryUniform #PrinceofWales
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@AnaTownley
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1 year
So atmospheric, grim and romantic. I love it! @GrimArtGroup
@ArtGuideAlex
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The Towpath 1912 #CRWNevinson
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@AnaTownley
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@bulldog_spirit2 @kelvmackenzie And start to prosecute the Post Office executives as well as those at Fujitsu who persecuted their staff.
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Ana Maria Townley
2 years
@Mic_Vik @roblogosz @Movie_Icons Mais non! C'est Marianne Faithful. By name if not by nature!
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2 years
@Wildraar @JayMitchinson @sambrook The pandemic was taken seriously as in "Let the bodies pile high" and "take it -the deaths from the virus-on the chin"?
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@AnaTownley
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@IsabelOakeshott @trussliz Personally, as a parent when my child was very young, I wanted the very best childcare while I was at work. A safe, highly regulated and we'll staffed space. Nothing less than that. Applying trussonomics to childcare fiils me with horror.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
3 years
@GoodwinMJ No, they’re not. People were allowed a second vote on Trump. Unfortunately, UK politicians were sold on the “I respect the result of the referendum”, as if this was a periodically recurring vote. And now we’re stuck with it. Perhaps for decades.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@globalhlthtwit Ok, every member of my family knows that they only have to say the words “Jenny Harries” and I go apeshit. I am now banned from actually being in the room when she takes to the lectern on the daily briefings. My swearing and flinging of tea towels at the tv set was alarming them
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
1 year
@PippaCrerar I wonder what Johnson is plotting to do next, that this guy is willing to 'invest' £1m on him.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@donpietrostella @OneChapterMore I use a tea towel. It serves the same purpose and it’s cheaper in the long run as you can use it over and over again. And not just with this one c.nt.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
2 years
Of course it does.
@gwtreelover
Lover of Trees & Honesty 🌳🪻🐞🐛🐝🌿
2 years
@mrjamesob It does matter!!
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Ana Maria Townley
4 years
R-E-S-I-G-N
@GavinWilliamson
Sir Gavin Williamson CBE MP
4 years
Congratulations to all students receiving results today – you should feel proud of everything you’ve achieved in these difficult circumstances. Thank you to all the teachers and staff who have supported their students, enabling them to take the next steps in their lives.
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4 years
Instead of the Downing St briefing today, the BBC showed an episode of Escape To The Country. Which is probably what Government ministers were doing this weekend.
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@AndrewBowie_MP Worry and anxiety are at record levels in this family. About the UKGov chaotic handling of the pandemic, about the economy and our jobs and our lives in their hands. Most of all, about what will happen when all the above hits Brexit. You should all be behind bars.
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@AnaTownley
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@andie1105 Are you referring to a specific case or are you just stirring racial hatred?
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@AnaTownley
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4 years
@DPJHodges I know! You could become our role model by getting on a train at 7:30 every morning and then on the tube. Sit in a room full of people for 8 hours. And then back home via crowded tube and train again. Then you can preach to us.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@IanCLucas It’s the other way round: Gove will be working for Cummings. In fact, he already does. They all do. Except Johnson who doesn’t work at all.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
3 years
Oh, what a beautiful, golden, luminous painting to wake up to! And with a lighthouse too. 😍😍😍
@Ravilious1942
Ravilious
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Rye Harbour, Eric Ravilious, 1938. The unusual lighthouse seen in this view of Rye in East #Sussex , which appears in a couple of his works, is sadly no longer there. The original artwork is in the collection of @IngramColl .
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“...for there’s always light if only, we’re brave enough to see it. If only, we’re brave enough to be it” Amanda Gorman stole the day.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
5 years
@neilmacadee @HarrietHarman @tom_watson @HumanRightsCtte I keep saying this and I will say it again. David Cameron and the HOC should have stopped the stupid referendum when Jo Cox was assassinated as a result of it.
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@AnaTownley
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@TiceRichard Yeah. Let’s stick you on a commuter train at 7.30 every morning, five days a week. Then, let’s stick you in a crowded carriage in the tube. Eight hours in an office full of people. Let’s make you do it all again on the way back home. Five days a week. Then you can talk.
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Ana Maria Townley
4 years
Trump going, Cummings gone, Covid gets the Yorkshire Ripper. I love you Friday the 13th, 2020 !
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Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@notagainreally @jazzaoxon That is the problem, if you don’t have the support of other bystanders, then it becomes an altercation and things could turn out very ugly. I felt for this brave lady. Well done.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@daisie_blasie @itsJeffTiedrich From England it looks more like an International embarrassment.
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@robertcourts @pritipatel Priti Patel “principled”! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@AnaTownley
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@JuliaHB1 I used to have freedom of movement around the EU. You voted to take it away. What are you moaning about, Julia?
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@johnredwood Everything they’ve done has been wrong then. Draining the public purse to enrich themselves and their pals.
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@Lenasiaext10 @pritipatel And wait for the 3 million HK Chinese to arrive. You brexiteers are gonna love that.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
“Go fuck yourself, Boris Johnson. Honestly, what a cunt”.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@Jo__ell Choose a less toxic neighbourhood next time, is my advice. Notice not a single flower growing in that front garden. Empty heads live behind that flag.
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@AnaTownley
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So true ... I wish LBC would get rid of brainless Rachel Johnson.
@LBC
LBC
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'The whole clan, the misery and the trouble they brought on Britain.' Boris Johnson's former boss Max Hastings tells @AndrewMarr9 he finds it hard to be civil to any part of the Johnson family.
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@kelvmackenzie I like watching Gary Lineker. He's intelligent, interesting, funny and is a football presenter and commentator with years of experience as a footballer. What are you good at, Kelvin?
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Ana Maria Townley
1 year
He deserves our support. #IStandWithGaryLineker
@GeorgeLineker
George Lineker
1 year
Proud of the old man after a busy few days. Shouldn’t need to apologise for being a good person and standing by his word. The reaction of the public has been overwhelming. Thanks for the support 👊
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@AnaTownley
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On second thoughts, that Cummings’ front door exit from Number 10, carrying box, is beginning to look a little bit staged. Too good to be true? #NotMovingOnTilDomHasGone #ToryScumbags
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@AnaTownley
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1 year
A real expert finally speaks. About supermarkets controlling the food supply. And about -good Lord!- BREXIT. And strangely enough, not a word about the rain in Spain.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@Rowland72James @adampayne26 @AnnaJerzewska The brexiteer voter believes it will be the moment when Boris Johnson is handed the World Cup trophy by HM the Queen, after Little England’s victory over Europe. For Johnson, Scummings et all, it will be the moment when they cash in the money.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
1 year
So Gary Lineker was right comparing Tory government policy to that of 1930s Germany. He's payed the price for speaking out. McCarthyism also comes to mind. #GarylinekerSpeaksForMe #GTTO #CorruptConservatives
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@KirstieMAllsopp @YourePerfidy Luckily for you, you don’t have an office job. You don’t need to take public transport. You can work from wherever it pleases you. As a member of the aristocracy, you don’t even need to work at all. Please do not come here to give working people lessons on how to stay alive.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
2 years
Well said, Clive Lewis
@labourlewis
Clive Lewis
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The deaths in the Channel crossing are devastating. The reality is, there's a reason people are in those boats and that's because of a lack of safe routes into the UK. This Govt needs to stop with the hand-wringing, division and rhetoric, and create safe routes now.
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@bbclaurak “Dominic Cummings has now *decided* to leave Number 10”. So he wasn’t pushed but jumped of his own accord. Laura, loyal to the very end, protecting the Cummings’ ego.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
I see you copied Jacinda Ardern’s idea. Sadly not her decisive actions.
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
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I took on the challenge of listing as many of the government’s achievements as possible within 2 minutes. Watch how I did here.
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@mikoh123 @Nigel_Farage Frances Coppola: The Godmother. 😂😂😂🐴🛏️🐴🛏️🐴🛏️
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@AnaTownley
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4 years
@stevep1407 @BorisJohnson @vonderleyen Thank you for putting the United Kingdom first...for the jumping off a cliff competition.
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@AnaTownley
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2 years
@lewis_goodall Leadership in Ukraine by... Johnson? I am confused. I thought it was led by a guy called Zelensky, himself a former comedian. But the similarity ends there, of course.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
The State providing financial support to a large family of palace-dwelling millionnaires.
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4 years
I can’t wait for Dominic Cummings to be sacked so that we can move on.
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Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@LiamFox @pritipatel It is obvious to the people at large that Priti Patel is a nasty piece of work. But now it is official. Still her colleagues in the Nasty Party are trying to defend and protect her. She is one of their own.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@Dippers85 @trainer54321 @guyverhofstadt Yes, you gotta laugh. The “positives of brexit”, there’s an oxymoron. And I am not calling you names. It means contradiction in terms.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
OMG! When Boris Johnson and his ministers are desperate for a “scientist” to lie and equivocate on their behalf, they can always rely on the dependable Jenny Harries. And they do. Because has never failed them.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
2 years
@Independent He cannot be serious! We know he couldn't stop laughing during the queen's funeral.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@_geordiecarl @LisaFlemming4 No. Same moronic behaviour.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@joymorrissey Hello thickie. Trading seamlessly within your own borders. What an achievement! Whatever happened to the other 27 countries that we used to trade seamlessly with? Not a good idea says thickie Joy.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@BorisJohnson So you are resigning, right?
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Ana Maria Townley
2 years
@FirstEdition @TheSun Don't buy The Sun!
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@brian__oneill @JonSavage1966 @Otto_English Oh yes, please. It’s getting tedious. And hypocritical, to celebrate the liberation of Europe by a country that wants nothing to do with Europe. Bonkers.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
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@itvnews @Peston Yes, hilarious. Food shortages always are.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
“Shapeshifting creep”. Best description since that Civil Service tweet. #shapeshiftingcreep
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@MattHancock I will do, Matty. I will buy any paper that exposes your corruption, greed and incomptence.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
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@johnmav65 I would reply to him saying: "Dear Bim, We always vote for your party- Labour/Lib Dem/Green-. Please can you let us know how we can help come the next GE? We must get these corrupt Tories out. Can't wait to meet you in person, Bim!"
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
2 years
@moomoomang @ajplus @JaySevenZero They do not. Palaces and castles bring in tourists, kings and queens do not. Not the living ones anyway. Tourists still flock to Egypt to see the pyramids although they never housed a living pharaoh.
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@KesFM_ @carolrobinson15 @terrychristian Indeed. You misunderstood me. I was being sarcastic.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@johnredwood I have scanned this tweet by Deadwood and I cannot find a single reference to fish. Is this a parody account?
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Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@ChrissieGrech @KernowEcosse Could be. Dad’s Greek villa?
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@WestminsterWAG @DAaronovitch And what will be left for the nation after your husband’s Brexit? Think about that when you stare into the millions pouring into the marital joint account next year. Think how that money was got at the expense of a whole country. You belong in jail. All of you.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
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@TonyAdams1958 @slimtimcann @MichaelVaughan @piersmorgan I’ll tell you what Piers Morgan is doing. He is holding this bunch of entitled, useless, privileged and arrogant Eton conmen to account because thousands of vulnerable people are dying every week in this country as a result of their lies and their incompetence. And now, bake off.
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@patsy_murrell Their PM didn’t shout it out from the rooftops as an excuse for cancelling Christmas at the last minute. Covidiots all.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@MerielMyers Parliamentary democracy in the UK.
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Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@carryonkeith The level must be set very low for speeches at Eton, if this utter embarrasment of a PM is anything to go by. #ThanksEton
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
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@OwenJones84 How did Long Bailey think her sharing of the article and comments would be of any help to the Labour Party? She was not aware of the importance of her position in the Shadow Cabinet and the fact that the LP needs to become electable. Had to go. Adiós.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
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@scarlettpeach @kercle Disagree about the kids and the mothers. All his sex appeal resides in his wealth.
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Ana Maria Townley
4 years
@trussliz Visa-free for 90 days instead of having FOM? Who are you trying to bullsh*t, Truss?
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Ana Maria Townley
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This,Is,A,Disgrace.
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Ana Maria Townley
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@glasterlaw1 @PJTheEconomist You didn’t get that, did you? Thickie. Private Schools have been *gifted* better grades. Their pupils did NOT achieve them. Thickie.
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
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@stuartfanning1 @mrjamesob You mean only men go to work or that women go to work but still know who Lorraine Kelly is, multitasking like?
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@AnaTownley
Ana Maria Townley
2 years
Brilliant!!!
@MarshSongs
MarshFamilySongs
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Here's a version of Good King Wenceslas that we'd like to dedicate today to @theRCN , @RMTunion , @ucu colleagues & all those fighting for fair deals in tough times #inthebleak #SupportTheStrikes #RCNStrike #NursesStrike #StandByYourPost #UCUrising #SupportRailWorkers #Solidarity
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