Alyssa Purser
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obnoxious Georgia fan, you’ve been warned • @universityofga (MA) & @ucirvine (BS) •
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another friend is engaged.
I had Toaster Strudels for dinner.
Uncrustables for lunch.
they’re living their dream.
I’m living mine.
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million dollar idea:
replace Siri’s voice with Ed Orgeron’s
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This is how you market to women.
Pink, bedazzled jerseys aren’t the answer.
Thoughtful brand messaging that appeals & embraces all types of consumers is. Well done,
@Braves
.
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I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 Georgia fan
Looking for a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 football season where my soul won’t be crushed & I don’t lose my will to live
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a friend just posted that they bought their forever home.
i just put a cooler next to my bed w/ drinks & snacks so I didn’t have to keep getting up.
a different kind of vision but a vision nonetheless
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this month in sports:
• a woman became the first MLB GM
• a woman became the first to play in a major conference football game
!⃝ 𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧
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Friends on Facebook:
I paid off my student loans!
We’re engaged!
My 3-year-old speaks 5 languages!
Me:
Today I used a tortilla to wipe queso off my face instead of a napkin
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Trainer at my gym: Are you married or engaged?
Me: I’m a Georgia fan, I would never expect a ring of any kind
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I hope the first half of 2020 blows a 28-3 lead to the second half of 2020
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another friend just got engaged.
but the drive-thru guy gave me an extra taco, so who is the real winner here
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CFB Playoff: We’re gonna put in the 4 best teams
Georgia: hey
CFB Playoff:
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I blocked an ex who is a Bama fan but I might unblock him just to send him the final score graphic.
and then block him again.
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hi I would like to report a missing person(s)
the entire Georgia team
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friends: wanna do something?
me: I can’t I’m practicing for football season
friends: meaning...?
me: I can’t leave my house & I’m only talking to people on Twitter
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being an adult is continuing to buy produce with no intention of eating it & throwing it out unopened over & over again
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Georgia fans seeing the Dawgs in the Top 4 after a loss to South Carolina
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graduating was a mistake.
should’ve stayed at UGA forever.
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I just held the door open for a couple and they looked at me like I was lost & deranged.
Some of y’all didn’t grow up in the South & it shows.
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fellow UGA alum:
do you want to watch the Auburn game together?
me:
oh I’m not allowed to watch Georgia games in front of anyone. Apparently my behavior is “too chaotic” and “frightening”
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this may not be the time but
I’d like to take this time to thank LSU for destroying all top teams equally so I don’t feel as bad about Georgia in the SEC Championship
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my family has repeatedly asked me to leave sports because of the rampant sexual harassment & disregard for women.
women shouldn’t have to change their careers in order to feel safe.
it shouldn’t be our burden to carry.
yet it is.
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I’m going to start tweeting how recruits tweet but with food.
Blessed to receive an offer to eat tacos
I am de-committing from pizza and re-opening my dinner options, no interviews please
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apparently we need to say this again:
LinkedIn and work email accounts are for professional purposes, not to hit on women you don’t know.
stop it.
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I know we play Bama next week & have more games to win
but I wasn’t alive the last time UGA went undefeated in the regular season
so I’m gonna enjoy it
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if the Saints AND the Pats come to ATL, why stop there? we might as well invite everyone we dislike:
• the Nationals
• people that insist on calling it Hotlanta
• the entire state of Alabama
• anyone who doesn’t like sweet tea
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last week my position was eliminated because of the pandemic.
I strongly believe everything happens for a reason.
sometimes life makes your decisions for you & puts you where you’re meant to be.
open to any opportunities, both in & out of sports.
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Setting: ATL
2017: Hummer drives around w/ a TV playing UGA winning the SEC
2018: Same but w/ the Rose Bowl
2019: Truck driving around playing Georgia State beating Tennessee.
You could try to tell me there’s a better city than Atlanta.
You would be wrong but you could try.
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someone in the office just called OutKast a “One Hit Wonder”
if you wanna see me lose my mind, that’s a great place to start
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only in Georgia can the fan base be more anxious *with* a lead
built different (it’s the trauma).
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I’m a Georgia fan.
How much time do you have?
What's the most soul-crushing loss you've suffered as a sports fan? 😖
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we waited 10 months for Georgia football and the first score for the Dawgs is a safety.
couldn’t get more 2020 than that lmao
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As far as I’m concerned the team that wins the rivalry gets to choose what to call the game.
Georgia-Florida it is.
Again.
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Sure socializing is cool but have you ever not left your house for an extended period of time to watch sports
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I just ordered a pizza while on the treadmill.
I’ve peaked.
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any other Georgia fans treating the
@KeleeRingo
pick 6 like a lullaby & watching it every night before bed or
#godawgs
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“Hope this email finds you well!”
How the email actually finds me:
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4 years ago I was sitting in a journalism class & listening to people in the sports industry talk about how they got to where they are in their career.
Today I was the person speaking to my former professor’s class.
Full circle feels good.
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me: I’m not gonna get my hopes up
also me:
a Waffle House, it’s a sign
the mailman, it’s a sign
a dog barked, it’s a sign
I barked, it’s a sign
#godawgs
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“your internet password is weak”
you should see my mental health
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If you’re a woman & you’ve played sports, worked in sports or both, chances are you’ve been called every adjective in this video.
Dramatic. Unhinged. Hysterical. Crazy.
Call us whatever you want but we aren’t going anywhere.
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what if the Dawgs played one game
hear me out
where they didn’t give us a heart attack
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I don’t wanna brag but I’ve watched 17 hours of football in the last 24 hours
and eaten pizza for my last 4 meals
ok fine, I do want to brag
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this is the most united the country has been in years and it’s over a nfl game lmao
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I’m reminded of the last time Gameday was in Athens.
An ESPN producer texted me & said they saw a UGA student running across the quad with a box of wine on each shoulder at 5am.
That’s my Athens. Make us proud.
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“what’s the most heartbreaking loss you’ve suffered as a Georgia sports fan?”
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if you’re breathing, you aren’t watching Georgia football
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timeline cleanse
last year my dog was diagnosed with cancer & given 3 months to live
we just left the yearly checkup with no sign of cancer 🥰
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I just want one day
ONE DAY
where social media managers can respond to people however we deem fit
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to the men who think bullying women will get us to leave sports altogether:
that’s cute.
we aren’t going anywhere.
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georgia needs to drive down the field the way they drive through athens
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my dog was recently diagnosed with cancer.
I didn’t tell many people bc I know how hard this year has been.
my gym knew I was laid off & they all chipped in to help me pay for it.
I say this to remind you that the world is filled with good people. Keep your faith in humanity.
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my friends news:
baby on the way!
we bought a home!
we’re engaged!
my news:
I broke my previous record for most cupcakes consumed in one sitting 🧁
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I don’t want to be dramatic about Georgia football
but can someone drive me to the hospital
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and God said
let there be Lawrence Cager
and there was Lawrence Cager
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When I was a bartender I swore to myself that one day I would have a career I loved.
These last 2 weeks I was on the road for 3 championships for work
& realized I came through on the promise I made to myself.
Nowhere near being done yet but proud of the progress.
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yesterday: hiked 10 miles
today: consuming exorbitant amounts of pizza rolls on the couch
there is no middle ground.
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[Setting: My cousin’s wedding in Oklahoma]
Best man (Aggie) speech: And he loves Michelle even though she’s a Sooner
Everyone: BOOMER!
Me: THE DAWGS BEAT Y’ALL IN THE ROSE BOWL!
Bridesmaids: Dammit Alyssa, not now
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Jake Fromm threw an INT.
Rodrigo has a blocked FG.
Georgia is losing to South Carolina.
Tennessee is winning. At football.
It’s the end of the world, isn’t it?
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social media managers if we were allowed to fire back in the comments
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friends: let’s go out tonight
me: can’t, I’m busy
me, at home by myself not at all busy ⤵️
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Me: Are you rooting for a specific team?
Uber driver: Are you from Alabama?
Me: No
Uber driver: Then GO DAWGS
I have missed you so much ATL.
#CFBPlayoff
#GoDawgs
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So Facebook memories are usually useless.
HOWEVER
Today it reminded me that 4 years ago after
@TG3II
was suspended, Georgia fans held a candlelight vigil outside Sanford stadium.
I miss UGA.
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this week we’re going to experience:
NFL
CFB
NBA
WNBA
NHL
MLS
MLB
I may never leave my couch again.
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reminder:
the social media manager doesn’t make any decisions regarding the future of CFB
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They’re really gonna schedule The Masters the same week as Tennessee vs Georgia & expect Georgians to survive?
why not hold an OutKast concert at a Waffle House while we’re at it
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me yelling for the Dawgs, scaring my actual dog szn is upon us
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Georgia beat Notre Dame.
Braves are back-to-back NL East Champs.
And I just bought a new bag of pizza rolls.
The air is pretty thin up here at the top.
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how I imagine people feel when they get engaged
is how I feel when I remember George Pickens is a freshman
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I dated a Bama fan but I wanted to be the mature one & do the right thing
I texted him the final score graphic & blocked him before he could respond
#GoDawgs
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I’ve been in a lot of toxic relationships but sports might be the most unhealthy 😭
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stranger: you guys play for the Championship tonight
*me wearing a UGA hoodie, UGA socks, & UGA hat*
me: shut up, no way!
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I just got invited to a wedding & the first thing he said was:
“Georgia isn’t playing so you can come.”
And yes, I have missed weddings because Georgia was playing.
Respect football.
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all I want for Christmas is
to never hear the phrase “unprecedented times” again after 2020
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everyone: Baylor is dominating
me, a Georgia fan: no lead is safe
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One of my best friends just got engaged.
Meanwhile I ate 3 cupcakes for breakfast.
Nice to see we are both living our own version of the dream.
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Has this team cut years off my life?
Absolutely.
Would I change teams given the chance?
Never.
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I’m looking at mini fridges so I can store my Uncrustables next to my bed so I don’t have to keep walking to the kitchen (15 ft)
& that might be the saddest sentence I have ever written
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social media managers to their bosses whenever fans are spiraling out in the comments & we want to fire back
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what do we have to sacrifice to break the ATL curse?
I thought we already agreed on Georgia Tech
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2020:
• Georgia wins a NY6 bowl
• 5 ⭐️ recruit commits to UGA
• A special teams trick play actually worked in our favor
my brain (which definitely knows better):
...could this...be...our year...?
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My friends: getting married, having kids & buying houses.
Me: eating chow mein with my fingers bc I can’t find a fork.
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