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With all my chest. Never settling for a nonchalant person ever.
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graduATE 👩🏾🎓
When I’m not watching anime I’m here. Blessed with the best.
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I love my body now which wasn’t always so easy but
A more toned version of my body? Yess 😍😍
Lemme put in work🤸🏿♀️.
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I don’t like this depression chat because most of you don’t know what you’re talking about 🥴.
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Guys. If you do bad things to people, understand that they’re allowed to talk about their experiences truthfully.
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Next year I won’t have to worry about not having money, I’ll only be concerned with how to handle it. Amen. 🙏🏿
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I hope I never get to the point of fame or popularity where I have to publicly announce a break up.
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I just want to settle down with a quiet young man who is not all over the place, sort of a homebody but a bit adventurous + outdoorsy, and just minds his business.
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Anyway your girl is still looking for work. Please retweet. 🙏🏿
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video screenshot of me in my jammies >>
11. Which is your favourite picture of yourself so far this year?
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Again, thank you to everyone who retweeted this♥️🙏🏿. I tweeted this on the morning of a meeting with a certain institution and I felt pretty bleak and hopeless and didn’t think much would come out of it. Little did I know it was a job offer...☺️
Anyway your girl is still looking for work. Please retweet. 🙏🏿
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Namibians really needed this win 🏆. (Yes it’s a win!) These girls did more for our spirit than they’ll ever know🥺👏🏿👏🏿.
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Ever been so attracted to someone they touch your arm or hand and you feel it in your koek?
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When I’m not watching anime I’m here. Blessed with the best.
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I think money would greatly improve my mental health.
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Tah guys I’m going to die alone😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭
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Was telling my friend how I don’t mind being a “low maintenance” friend and she asked me why I’m so proud that I thrive off of neglect?
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You’re only a 100% wanted in your mother’s house. Anywhere else you’re just pushing it till someone’s patience runs out.
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I’m watching The other Black girl currently and afterwards I’m going to watch The Changeling (on the right), because I love black people but also black folk lore🤌🏿.
If you like Stranger Things, Sci-fi, black people, read a few Nancy drew books as a kid then you’ll definitely like this movie😊. “They Cloned Tyrone”, it’s on Netflix.
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Me before I get money: I need to be wise and learn from my mistakes. This month will not be like the last.
Soon as I get money: what nice thing can I eat tomorrow?🤔
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If you stay in kleine kuppe don’t walk around alone and don’t park in grove basement parking. Lookout for a silver polo targeting people and a 7 seater with no number plate.
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You can’t wait till life isn’t hard anymore to decide to be happy.
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Men, if you decide you’re not going to do stuff for the person you like e.g buy them flowers 💐, then also understand that someone else will do these things. Be okay with it cause these things will always be done -whether by you or not you. By ourselves even.
We are cute pls.
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I love it when someone brings someone’s content on here for people to make fun of but instead we just end up hyping and supporting the person 😌✨.
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When he said we’d go halfsies on my treatment for endometriosis every month (was unemployed at the time). Never gave me weird questions regarding my fertility and made it clear that even if we don’t talk that he’d still chip in because he said he would. ♥️
when did you realize he loved you? let’s get some positive stories going
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I don’t love Twitter enough to come back after I have been shamed. Be it for stealing or being a con artist etc. There’s Pinterest, TikTok and even IG. I’d simply lengwa in silence.
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Can’t look out for people who don’t look out for me. That’s an energy deficit.
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I'm drinking Aperol spritz on a mountain 🏔️.I'm really on holiday😊.
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Hiding my qualifications for my man as one should >>
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It’s not cute how finances can affect your mental health.
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When a taxi driver takes you on a tour of Windhoek <<<
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️️️️ ️️
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Bro why is it that people who ask for money always want to return it in the most inconvenient ways?
Them: You need to meet me at the corner of Independence so I can give it to you cash.
😭😭what??
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I don’t have one but same 🥺
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If I had mad money I’d be so quiet dawg. Yall would never hear from me again.
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Video calls are so intrusive guys. Shouldn’t we make an appointment for that kind of stuff?
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This Winter is holding on the way I held onto my ex ☹️.
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We can really live without hearing from DaBaby and Tory lanes forever.
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God please grant me a well paying, legal, mental wellness boosting job so that it will make sense to nosy people how I afford my lifestyle. 🕯🙏🏿 Amen.
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*records mans snoring so he can’t deny*
The man in question: I was struggling to breathe and you decided to record me🥺.
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I just want to take my heart out of my body and give it a hug 🥹.
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Normalise not hitting on me.
I’m not the one for you.
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*stays home one weekend*
Person: I just think it’s funny how reckless some people are. We’re still in the middle of a pandemic.
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I’m speechless
I just feel like if a man is serious about you being the mother of his children one day, he’d send you a Mother’s Day gift. 🌚
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My mom who raised me demands nothing of me — just that I exist.
What a love.
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November photo dump:
my person + people really carried me through ♥️
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Asking a man for the bare minimum and still not getting it😭😭😭🥲
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You won’t regret leaving, in fact you might ask yourself why you stayed so long.
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It’s strange for someone to keep tabs on someone they apparently don’t like. Heavy fan behaviour.
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S/O to my family but my friends?
Those who chose us without blood?
Happy family day to y’all. ♥️♥️
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Really wish they made good cocktails in Windhoek 🥹
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A person who’s constantly bashing their ex? Especially when they’re supposedly happy with their current person? 🚩🚩🚩 That’s where the danger is.
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Damn, unlucky.
Some of us out here building from scratch. No inheritance, no well-off family or handouts… 💪🏽
-were not the same.
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Not every great person you meet is one you need to pursue romantically. Experience connections differently, as they are. It’s more authentic and organic.
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It really doesn’t cost anything to leave people alone. Why do strange men insist on touching us during groove??
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I just don’t have it in my heart to feel bad for men anymore. I feel like all their misfortune trickles back to the patriarchal system they enforce and benefit from. 🤷🏿♀️
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day drinking,
getting home by 9pm,
sobering up gracefully,
and waking up the next day ready to take it on is so underrated.
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I wish more of you were loved at home. Maybe then you’d leave people alone.
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Not really. Women tend to use their cars like huge handbags and some mens cars are so clean but their living spaces??🙂🙂
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The danger is thinking you’re an exception to someone’s abusive behaviour - especially romantic relationship wise. It’s always only a matter of time before it’s extended to you.
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Saying "personally" when you don't know the people personally is wild.
Personally, I feel like Blue is happier wearing sweatpants and sneakers. This girly crap ain't for her. Umamakhe uyamfosta
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When the circumstances of my life get better, may I never grow blind to my own privilege.
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Wernhil has got to be the worst shopper experience malls have to offer here🙂🙂.
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my January photo dump. It’s been a beautiful start to the year 2022🙌🏾🥰.
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Nothing beats waking up and looking at the time and seeing you can still sleep for a few more hours. NOTHING.
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Honestly, don’t be mean to me. I’ll think you hate me and I’ll stay out of your way.
Tough love does not work with me I’ll never talk to you again
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On one side we must save 10k from our salaries every month and on the other side we are unemployed because we’re picky. It’s not easy.
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People who are arguing that the vaccine came out too quick... has technology not advanced?
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Jacaranda trees in spring are my favourite thing. I take a picture of every one I find. I think I want one in my house🤔🌸.
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money will really improve your looks if you use it to look after yourself.
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Ever have a man tap you on the shoulder or call you back because you dropped something and your immediate reaction was fear / repulsion because of the 99% of (strangers) men who cat call and harras you on a daily?
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Life is actually not getting any easier. My goodness😂.
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Seeing people in your community achieve their goals is so nice because if reinforces the belief that it’s possible🙌🏿
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What are the steps you take to creating a fake account and posting for RT’s? How do you get here as a person?
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Then it is indeed that deep😂
I know it's not that deep, but I always refuse to walk on this😂😂
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Don’t be stupid guys.
That’s all I have to say for today.
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