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For all your construction and renovation needs, hit us up for a quotation!!!!
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IG: chn_trading_cc
Email: corporatechnd
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☎️: +264 81 222 2493
P.O Box 50797 Bachbrecht
Whk
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Jessica starting the report without being told to take it away.
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Oh ya, I became a father today ☺️ S/O to my amazing strong wife. My son is here.
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It’s been a tough few months for the family. Mentally, financially and all that... But we did and proud of dad, today was his final round with cancer and my homey beat it. Thank you to the ancestors for the blessings. The patriarch of my family did it ❤️
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Wanna start a ka small course for ladies... Teach em how to change tyres, jumpstart car, dash warning lights etc for emergencies...
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Was chased out of the toilets by bodyguards when AKA came in to have a piss last night 😩
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Get Lich is donating masks to fight the pandemic. Your faves are selling masks. The difference.
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My family took my wife in as their own. When I’m not around, they do everything and anything for her to make sure she’s happy, chauffeur her around they don’t want her 2cab, they even go to the doctor with her if I ain’t around. I thank God for such an amazing mom, dad and sister
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Hi, I’m Cornelius… I run a company called CHN Trading. We specialize in Car Maintenance, Car Refurbishment, Mobile CarWash, Delivery Services and Events planning. If you or your company need our services, please don’t hesitate to contact me 0812222493 or CorporateCHND
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When we qualify for the next round. NFA better fly these hommies out. We can’t be looking at Tim Ekandjo all the time on TV bra.
GOOD VIBES: The current situation at the City of Windhoek parkings where big TV screens have been set up for the Afcon match between Namibia and Mali.
Video: Limba Mupetami
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I never upload pics of my wife on here. But I feel like it today. The 1st November 2019, day I gave her my surname and 2 weeks later the pregnancy test said positive 😂 premium sperm ❤️
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Bruh throughout my wedding and the weeks before it, dad was just off and I wondered why... Nani they diagnosed him with cancer and the family decided to only tell me after it was done, shuuu I broke down. Big soldier pulled through the wedding even though he was very sick ❤️
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The babe is fly, a doctor, drives a nice car, lives in a posh neighborhood. Of course insecure men will want to degrade and laugh at her coz her place got flooded 😂 Heal my gents and level up to the babe 😂
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People keep asking why I’m smoking hubbly coz I’m married. Fam I didn’t get married for clout and society’s idea of a married dude... I got married coz I love my wife while still maintaining to be the same man she fell in love with consistently. I’ll rook my fresh.
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You never know the next person’s suffering. People were making fun of Chadwick for the massive weight loss. Nani he’s suffering from stage 3 cancer 💔
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James, Sacky, Fitty etc... With all they stole, did they at least do charity work? Mbuae even killers like Pablo Escobar built hospital, churches and schools man.
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1 plane leaving the pack to symbolize our leader being gone.
*the army explained this on TV yesterday
A salute for the late president Hage Geingob.
Video: Katharina Moser
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Dillish got an iPhone 12 ProMax as a gift and she just all normal, like someone who got a chocolate on a Sunday morning 😭
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May: Buried Grandma (Dad’s Mom)
June: Buried Grandma (Mom’s mom)
July: Buried Dad’s Sister
August: Buried Dad
My character was tested and is still being tested. Supportive family and friends are instrumental in your mental well being and I’m grateful.
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Namibia is such a peaceful country. Transition of power in trying times like this while mourning went by so smooth and efficiently.
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1. Cute loving GF
2. Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets GF
3. If this beech don’t stop at my man I’m throw hands GF
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Dr Hage Geingob really came through as a leader during this pandemic.
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He didn’t wanna harm anyone. He knows Sterns is part of a multi billion dollar company and they probably insured so all parties win. Gave security tips, was remorseful about making the place dirty. Left cute notes. My hero
#FreeMyNeegaVillageKing
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Sent mom money and she called back crying, she was so grateful coz she had 0 money and was afraid to ask me coz I always help her out. I also cried a bit coz she was crying 😂😂😂 Our parents go through the most, keep checking up on them guys 😭😭
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Get Lich is not a joke in my eyes. Homey has his own way and style of doing his art despite societal expectations of a “rapper”, he’s openly an advocate for many social issues in Namibia and I appreciate him for that. Top Score picked a good ambassador.
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The degree debates, the car issue, talking down of peoples jobs or way of life issue, be very careful. Life is a long and tedious process, you can think you’re on top… You can be humbled anytime. Stay humble.
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My wife went on holiday yesterday, she drunk called me for the 1st time in like 7 years, this morning. I’m so proud of her, she’s put so much into raising our kids, our home and marriage, she deserves a break. Babe living it up and flying out of the country today ❤️
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Give the Coach a billion to start with. Man give him the whole sports ministry. Nam gone be on the map. Man give the topie a small town like Otavi. Chase everyone out and he starts his sports academy there.
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I said what I said. Swartbooi maak mooi. These folks been too relaxed and been looting to long and have the audacity to indimidate us and have some next level privilege. Y’all suck up to these big cats in hopes to mbela get rich someday from nut hugging. Swartbooi is right!!!!
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This week will be filled with blessings and good news for you. Wishing y’all a productive week.
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Black people with proper privilege love the "poverty is a choice" line. So out of touch with reality. Mothers out there waking up at 4am till 5pm selling kapana, dads walking around selling brooms they made etc but still in poverty. Get real my people.
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Namibia was on full lockdown with 2 cases. Now it’s just vibes 😂
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A woman goes to the police station to report she fears for her life, no vehicles and resources. People march to protest killings, the sons of beeches bring out the big guns and cars.
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Finally registered as a supplier for distribution of tyres… No buying from expensive dealers but the main supplier themselves ☺️☺️ Let’s get it. Also you can officially buy your tyres with me now 😋
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Swapo losing its power slow by slow. Coz of arrogance, especially that Sofia Shaningwa lady...
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Katrina Hanse being on a committee to advice on legal matters for parliament is like R Kelly being a Grade 12 teacher at an all girls school.
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Shanghala and Esau make me sick. Filthy, disgusting, selfish human's. 700 people or so lost their jobs (my wife included) all because they wanted kickbacks. Utter pigs.
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Your pics so lit a medical doctor is bringing up payslips to compensate looks 😂😂😂😂 NDF homey a legend 😂
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Good morning
@hagegeingob
Please help save women from sexual violence in Whk, especially in the informal areas of the city. This issue is in dire need of Government attention and intervention. Go to the communities and please hear their cries with police seniors.
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Childbirth is the scariest thing I’ve seen in my life 😩 Fam I was traumatized 😩 But I was there every step of the way. There was a point she told me to squat every 5 minutes so she rests her hand on my head while she standing. Bro there was a table but my head was what worked😂
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S/O to Dillish for using her platform to share awareness of the crisis of unemployment in Namibia as well as all the youth putting their lives at risk to spread awareness. I personally don’t celebrate independence anymore coz of the state our country is in.
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Her family never saw her dance. I dated her 4 years and know her like 7 years, never seen her dance. 1 November 2019 is the 1st time I saw my wife dance 😂
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They did Sacky bad man 😂😂😂😂 Sitting homey down putting make up on his face and all just to roast him on international TV 😂
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Amushe blatantly insulting the president. We can have differences politically but you don’t insult the head of state like that man. Stupid stupid man.
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Dad is like a lil baby now. Age and the cancer really messed my homey up. I pray he makes a full recovery man.
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June is off to a good start. Dad discharged from the hospital after 4 weeks.
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Curfew must be permanent. We drink, forced to go home early and you get enough rest to be productive the next day.
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Swaartbooi is what our parliament needed. Y’all guys stroke these people’s egos way too much and they continue to loot with zero remorse. It’s good, tell them kak. Put em under pressure.
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Swartbooi fights for the economic emancipation of his people (The Nama) fearlessly,that’s the only way coz they are heavily disregarded by our government n ruling party. They suffer heavy tribalism especially from us wamboes. So forgive him for giving u a taste of ur own medicine
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Gwen Lister isn’t misinformed, she didn’t tweet recklessly, she wasn’t being ignorant, she didn’t say something wrong... She is racist. Say it with me now, racist. No matter what history she has with the struggle... She racist. Simple.
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If your parents are moving to the north, try and buy their crib. Keep properties in the family, nice retirement money for the old folks plus you get it at a good price. Generational wealth time starts with us.
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Nama awards trash for never recognizing Tate Buti and PDK for what they did for Namibians and it’s music industry.
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There’s rich then there’s a wedding dress costing the price of an Amarok rich 😭
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If your lawyers office isn’t in Whk West or North, you’re going to jail.
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Black child, don’t make your life public and be upset when the public all up in your business.
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Mee Monica Geingos will leave an actual legacy when she leaves the First Lady office.
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A lot of “I got the job” tweets on my TL. Maybe thank you for blessing the black child. Hope all of you applying become successful candidates 🙏🏿
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Your MCM is there in Opuwo following elephants around waiting for them to poop.
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Whole country will smell his cologne.
SHEIKH ARRIVES … Sheikh Tamim ibn Hamad Al Thani from Qatar has arrived at Independence Stadium for president Hage Geingob’s official memorial service in Windhoek on Saturday.
Photo: Shania Lazarus
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Ngaye no mater how bad my day is or how sheet life is going, I’ll always smile to the next person coz they might be going through worse fam. Don’t take your stress out on other people who a kind to you.
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Next KasiVibe a stall with mattresses. Pay to sleep for a bit then get back to the groove.
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N$ 10 million worth of cars, belonging to 1 couple. 2 of them the exact same. Why!? 🥲 Zak is nice.
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Your parents money is your money. Don’t let people with poor parents bully you into thinking it ain’t. Get that generational wealth going my neegas.
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Marriage is the best thing a person can ever experience, you got someone that’s by yo side no matter what. It’s really fun. It’s given a bad name by those few who couldn’t make it work and single people who are afraid of commitment and harvest Ls annually.
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Clubs and all, please start giving Jericho gigs man. These are legends that made us bangers and need help from the industry. I’ll be sure to book him for my next event.
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Jericho can just drive a cab or something. Grow TF up, how is he talking about not being appreciated?!? You’re 39 years old man, drive cab, be a builder, anything. Don’t go rob people and have self pity. Look at Max the Don. Driving his cab living his life not robbing.
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IG famous folks come on here and think they can get the same. Halloooo you must aksssss😂😂😂😂😂
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Smart ass lil cousin who always corrected my grammar got 15 points. Nanguari this donkey was busy correcting me instead of studying?
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If a person wants to vote Dr Hage, let them. If a person wants to vote Dr Itula, let them. Its their democratic right. Just debate nice and not insult each other yo.
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Dogg will support you no matter what. No matter how small your event or how small your name. Whk Charity Cup he came through and supported, performed on our low budget sound system.
Big guys, be like Dogg. Support the little guy and the little guys will support you.
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Freeze those ministers accounts like he froze Amushe accounts and now he's a priest on IG. Only fair...
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Women don’t get enough credit for this but lots of babes keeping a lot of men afloat financially. It’s just not talked about enough coz of how society looks at it. Businessmen, dudes who lost jobs etc… babes held it down till recovery.
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Ladies, when feeling unsafe especially at night in your car. Search police lights on YouTube, play it on full screen and put it on your dashboard, scares criminals off. Especially funny neighborhoods.
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S/O to Sunny Boy, man. He called the other guy out for insulting Dj Ambizzy to his face on stage 😂😂 Said he won’t even perform anymore 😂
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Stayed away from work to avoid the year end party coz i aint in the mood to fake laugh with folks. I come back to work today and it was postponed to fucking today.
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Tate Usko helps out at churches, builds classes for schools, helps the poor and disadvantaged communities in the north with his own money. The other filths are just there stealing, buying slay queens flats and cry of “jealousy”
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Gonna tell my kids from a young age that if you have sex your parents WILL DIE.
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We will shame a lady for abortions, we will shame a lady for having kids and we will also shame a lady taking birth control. My gender onufu yombwa ashike.
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Your first car should always be a VW or Toyota entry level car. Coz when you go for the upgrade you need a car that can give you most of your money back to get another. VW and Toyota hold their value very well and he cheap to maintain compared to other brands.
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The power of twitter, yesterday I posted about bae looking for a job, today I get a very positive response and a possible opportunity available. I appreciate y’all man 🙌🏿
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When I go to Whk for holidays, I obviously stay at my parents... So I was scolding my ama2000 cousin for poor grade 12 points. Homey nodes and leaves. Went to ask on his WA if people older than 30 can still live under their parents roof. The things are terrorists.
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