2019 Coutinho was a disaster at Barca, went to Bayern, improved, had a redemption season and came back a proper baller. Another example that proves side chicks are important in relationships
Ladies,your man cheating dosen't mean he has stopped loving you. We cheat with our penis not our hearts,work on the relationship❤️💫🙏
Brothers,a woman cheating means she doesn't fancy you again.
Women cheat with their full chest,send her back to the streets
Messi may have bullied defenders like Ramos,Varane and Godin in Spain but would struggle against elite defenders like Ogbonna,Zouma, Mustafi and slabhead in the EPL
It took the CIA 10 years to track and eliminate Osama Bin Laden cause they didn't procure the services and satellite of Twitter NG's finest detectives.
They would have caught the bastard in 1 afternoon.
Timini gave his gf premium penis and he decided out of the goodness of his heart to extended the courtesy to other babes so it won't look like he's selfish
Jesus loves a cheerful giver. God bless him
Even if he goes on IG live to sing Hala Madrid Y nada más and burns his Barca jerseys after pissing on them, he'll still remain our legend and the GOAT.
Lost Neymar to PSG in 2017
Bottled against Roma in 2018
Bottled at Anfield in 2019
Got violated by Bayern in 2020
I dare any women to cause me more pain.
Messi scores
When he's not scoring, he's giving assists
When he's not assisting, he's helping his teammates stat pad with penalties
A footballer and philanthropist
Lmao You people didn't know Lionel Messi was France Football's fav and could influence decisions when he won a league title,pichichi, European golden boot,had the most assists and came 5th in Balon d'Or rankings in 2018👍
You people knack for 3hr 45mins straight...
That's 2football games with extra 45 mins? Wonderful.
Those of us wey be subs...2mins appearance. Ojewa safe us.
If a girl I'm into rejects an admission to study abroad and remains in Nigeria cause of me, I'll definitely stop talking her,no one wants a foolish girlfriend.
The guy committed suicide cause of the false claims. The nani babe has locked her account. She'll probably deactivate and return later
Just another day on Twitter 👍
I was trying to figure a way to recover my old account and stumbled on @/nemuismywife and it's reasons for suspension.
The account was permanently suspended for tweeting death threats against a mosquito
I'm not joking🤣
Keke Palmer: August wasn't my man.
August Alsina: Yeah! You can never be my girl. You got curved. Your friends are snitches and you begged me not to disturb you cause you do usually ment😚✌️
You can't buy an iPhone off Amazon,use the phone to Google "Lionel Messi 2015 stats", order Uber so you can pick up burgers from KFC then open Twitter to complain about capitalism and the rich getting richer.
A date according to twitter - "Take her to a fancy restaurant, buy her food she normally can't buy for herself then end the night at Quilox poppin bottles cause you're Sean Tizzle so her snaps will be lit"
She's found an audience, she's promoting her music in peace but you want her to "stop overdoing it"
Some of you are enemies of progress,village people with internet connection.
After that Origi goal,I put my hand for head, open mouth
Some Barca fans wan commot viewing center,na so Liverpool fans block entrance say nobody dey commot.
Suarez has scored freekicks for Ajax,Liverpool, Barca and Uruguay
Zlatan - Ajax,PSG,Barca,Inter,Sweden
Beckham - Man utd,Madrid,La Galaxy, England
Pjanic - Lyon,Roma,Juve,Bosnia
Dinho - PSG,Barca,Milan,Brazil
Ronaldo fans 🤝 fake stats