Alissa Nutting
@AlissaNutting
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Tee Vee creator/showrunner/director. Teenage Euthanasia (Adult Swim/Max) & Made For Love (Max). Also some books. She/her. I’m a gay 🌈 Letterboxd alissanutting
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Once you’ve taken a nap with a dog in the middle of the day, how can you continue to believe in capitalism even a little bit
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Me leaving the party after saying something weird and awkward
This self-driving garbage can remembers to take the trash to the curb for you
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My six-year-old just described herself as a “disasterpiece”
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Looking up at my bedroom ceiling visualizing strategic moves like in Queen’s Gambit, except instead of chess it’s different menu combinations I could order at Taco Bell 🔔
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HOW am I supposed to do ANY WORK at ALL when THINGS are for SALE on the INTERNET?????????
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Me: You are 5’4 and have to stop buying clothes based on what Tilda Swinton might wear.
Also me:
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After decades of horrifying my parents with my art, I FINALLY have some news that will delight them!! Ray Romano is perhaps the one thing we can all agree on. Thanks for saving my family!! via
@Deadline
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Do I need to ask my landlord before turning my living room wall into mural of me, a sinner, kneeling before the pope to receive holy communion, except the pope is Baby Yoda & the communion wafer is a chicken nugget
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I have secretly, non-ironically loved rollerblading since 1995. I let shame shut this passion down. But now that I have to cover my face to go out, I can finally rollerblade through the streets of LA! Like an extra in Encino Man! I no longer have to hide! Except behind a mask!!!!
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When I realize the call is a Zoom two minutes before it starts and I haven’t showered in three days
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YES my new show
#MadeForLove
is streaming now on
@hbomax
! YES it stars the incredible
@BillyMagnussen
@MissDumezweni
Cristin Milioti and Ray Romano! YES I got to put my face on a Real Doll! HOPE YOU ENJOY WHAT WE MADE FOR LOVE FOR YOU ❤️❤️❤️
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Sex is great but have you tried sex under a weighted anxiety blanket
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Just called 7-11 to see which slurpee flavors are currently out of order so I’m not disappointed upon arrival; how is your Saturday night going
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FROM MY COLD HEART TO YOURS! So excited to announce my half-hour animated comedy TEENAGE EUTHANASIA is coming to Adult Swim in 2021!
Florida + Family + Funeral Home - what more do you need? Teenage Euthanasia from
@AlissaNutting
and Alyson Levy coming 2021.
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Me FaceTiming Zelda to tell her about Season 2 of
#MadeForLove
! Diane refused to smile, but I think she’s pleased too.
@ParamountTVS
@hbomax
@InsideHBOMax
.
@HBOMax
renews critically acclaimed comedy series
#MadeForLove
for a second season:
Executive producers Christina Lee and
@AlissaNutting
to co-showrun series from
@ParamountTVS
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Watch MADE FOR LOVE this weekend before it's yanked off of HBO MAX with a vaudeville hook. It hurts less to think of it as "escaping" instead of "disappearing." I sure love our special show. Hope it will resurface on another platform.
#madeforlove
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About 10 days of quarantine away from shaving my head like 2007 Britney
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You can’t instantly clean your house but turning off all the lights at night really helps.
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If you need a quarantine bathtub nose painting tutorial, Sparrow is here to help.
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Once Again I Find Myself Deeply Exhausted By Basic Hygiene: A Memoir
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Ever accidentally dye your hair a shade of purple that makes you look like a teenager on drugs at the mall.
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I like how in quarantine I can assume no one’s inviting me to go do anything bc it’s a pandemic not bc I’m a loser
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So excited about this!!
#MadeForLove
is truly
#MadeForMilioti
. She is going to blow your mind!! 🐬🔥🍻
Cristin Milioti is set as the lead in HBO Max’s
#MadeForLove
, a half-hour straight-to-series adaptation based on Alissa Nutting’s tragicomic novel
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Doctors’ offices shouldn’t play “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac; we get it; we’re aging and our corporeal flesh will fail us; it’s a hat on a hat!!!!
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This is how I look when I pass a Taco Bell but don’t have time to stop
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YAS WE DID!!!
“'Made for Love,' based on Alissa Nutting’s 2017 novel of the same name, is one of those rare, special gifts we get every few years: a TV show that just goes all out with reckless abandon."
Spring TV 2021: What to watch, try and avoid
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My daughter has abandoned cups for a spray bottle that sprays water into her mouth. She told me I’m the one drinking things wrong and maybe I am; I can’t remember.
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I need to end my grudge against perishable food for perishing. I really take it personally. I just paid for this produce two days ago. Feels like disrespect.
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A nice thing about sleeping on an air mattress is that when you wake up with a sinking feeling at 4am, it’s only literal.
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Would you watch a cartoon called Wacky Cul-de-Sacky about a family of sperm who live in a ball sac’s cul-de-sac, yes or no
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Me before the event: be cool don't visibly turn into a fawning puppy in awe of
@Kristen_Arnett
's talent
Me during the event:
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Fuck it, I am buying a FANNY PACK, recommendations PLEASE?
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They didn’t love the book, but I got The Guardian to print both THROATGINA™️ and the phrase “startlingly lush descriptions of marine nookie,” so I strongly feel it’s still a win.
Made for Love by Alissa Nutting review – sex, lies and the big tech bonanza
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The only way out is back in.
#MadeForLove
S2 is streaming April 28 on
@hbomax
!! Can’t wait for you to see this season!!
@MissDumezweni
@RoneJae
@BillyMagnussen
@CalebFoote
@kymwhitley
@officialDontezJ
@daisyvsmayer
#cristinmilioti
#rayromano
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I started out working from home in sweats, then moved to working in my good pajamas. Now I just keep the unwashed rags I slept in on all day & I’m afraid of what the next step down will be.
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The boarding announcement just came on at the gate, and me and the person next to me both reached into our bags and pulled out prescription bottles at the exact same time.
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I wanted this to be a Field of Dippin’ Dots. Disappointingly it’s just rare ice eggs by the thousands.
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I just put on a mask right after eating Taco Bell and every breath is an experience
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LOVE this profile of Cristin Milioti in the NYT. She couldn't be more talented or hardworking, have a greater comedic AND dramatic range, all with ZERO EGO. Plus what I say here is true--“I’ve never seen an actor that can do air quotes with their eyes."
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😭😭😭 when one of your favorite authors & humans watched your show ❤️❤️❤️ this made my whole lifetime,
@theferocity
!!!
I’m watching the first season of
#MadeForLove
on HBO Max. An unhinged dark comedy about the horrors of being “married” to a “genius” tech billionaire. It’s based on Alissa Nutting’s novel and she wrote the show too. So good. You’re welcome for this recommendation.
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So is writing one!
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Me at a Michelin star restaurant wishing I was at Taco Bell.
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Wearing a fanny pack feels like you have just grown TWO EXTRA ARMS! What am I going to do with all these NEW HANDS??????
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I bet blaming them for “America’s unhappy crisis” will cheer them up!
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TRY UNROLLING A FRUIT ROLL UP FULLY FLAT, THEN PUT IT IN YOUR FREEZER. ONE HOUR LATER IT IS A DELICIOUS, CRISPY, TECHNICOLOR SENSATION; I MAY WEEP WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME
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Feet Loaf is the first thing I’ve seen that has ever tempted me to try to cook.
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In quarantine I eat even the previously inedible outer rings of the cinnamon roll. I’m a superfan of their middle core, which I refer to as “God’s outie” for its resemblance to a perfect & gigantic protruding belly button. Don’t worry, I can’t leave my house.
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But have you tried giving a zoom presentation while your dog poops diarrhea onto the floor three feet away from you
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This means the world to me,
@joshgondelman
!!! Even if it is just the cocaine talking! ❤️
I just watched the first two episodes of Made For Love, and it’s so funny and compelling and fucked up! I like it a lot!
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Who plays you in your biopic?
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If your life feels out of control, buy a pizza and eat the slices one at a time in clockwise order to reset
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This is me every time I finish writing something, right before the rest of the world tells me it’s a horrifying mistake
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I clicked on this text thinking it was a “Where are they now?” update on Jon and Kate Gosselin’s 8 children
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I want to eat healthier but lettuce tastes like failure to me.
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What’s the worst disease you could get from accidentally taking a huge gulp from a Diet Coke that sat opened for 30+ days how long do I have to live?
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Did you ever quit Twitter then realize you don't have any friends IRL & have to rejoin haha yeah that's just a joke not my actual story!!!
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By this math, I have been dead for about twelve years now.
Eating a hot dog may shorten your “healthy life” by up to 36 minutes, say researchers
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Is there a disease that makes you sad unless you eat fast food
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Every article I read about toxic love addiction perfectly describes my relationship with bread
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If you get fast food but eat inside, you are on a DATE. Dine-in should be DATES ONLY & you should have to answer YES to the question “Are you here on a date?” before you order, alone or not, this will make it more romantic for EVERYONE!
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Can we normalize crawling from room to room on all fours like a dog while groaning during the work day
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It's a warm spring Friday & I'm vaccinated & ready to HO, and by ho I mean go to the kitchen and raid my refrigerator within an inch of its life.
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#MADEFORLOVE
SEASON 2 COMING APRIL 28TH!!
This lineup's got me flying high.
Stream new series, movies, and more coming soon to HBO Max.
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Every christian white guy at my high school who played electric guitar in his youth group’s rock band had the same long hairstyle and now thanks to quarantine I have it too
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I’m making a PB & J and just said, “PB and jealous much???” aloud to only myself
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I think they should set up a groundhog-sized five course meal on a tiny table and each year we get to watch him come out and eat it
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Does my husband not look like the cover model for a woodsy philosophy magazine called Outdoor Existentialism
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Red Gatorade is a romantic & hydrating choice for Valentine’s Day
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If I’m allowed to work at home even half the day, I lack the willpower to resist eating the entire bag of the sugar free caramels that give me diarrhea. My desk is so close to my bathroom; why not party.
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Once again, I find myself in LA with perfect wind conditions to do a live-reading of the TWISTER screenplay in the Trader Joe's parking lot
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Turned on the shower to let the water get hot & started looking at phone. 10 min later I started to get annoyed that the person showering was taking so long. It took another 10 min for me to remember no one’s in there.
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As a kid I had a solid five years of feeling like every bad thing that happened was because I used the automatic blood pressure cuff machine at the pharmacy even though the sign said Ages 18+
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I don't know anything about GameStop except that to me it always smells like a dystopian library inside and I like that.
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Would totally wear a neon vest that says EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMAN if it let me bring my anxious dog everywhere with me
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If you’re an adult and you want to look instantly unreliable, try on your daughter’s giant JoJo bow barrette. I look like the trunk of my car is filled with cartons of stolen menthol cigarettes.
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Apparently placing your gigantic bowl of leftover Halloween candy on your bedside nightstand for a week isn’t setting yourself up for “success”
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REUNITED it feels unbelievable to have her home after thinking we’d never see each other again 😭😭😭
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So
@DeanBakopoulos
we are gonna need to renew our wedding vows w me wearing a fanny pack bc the woman u previously wed w/out one on WAS NOT THE REAL ME
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A thing I love about Sundays in LA is that you can pick up coffee at 1pm and they will say, “Thank you, enjoy your morning!” ❤️❤️
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My quarantine hairstyle combines the length of a mullet w the up-top POP of a man bun; I call this look the MINI BULLET
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I just want Maury Povich to announce my corona virus test results
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I'm like those shopping carts that lock up if you try to remove them from the store in that I cannot leave my house during the weekend.
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But won't the world's ~3,000 billionaires be lonely when all the rest of us are dead? No? Oh. Oh I see.
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Waking up each night at 3am to stand in front of the open refrigerator and eat cold pizza provides me with routine & structure
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All day long, my very small dog sheds all the hairs of his ancestors. Seven generations of hair on my pillow each night.
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I, too, am shocked by the amount of adult tasks that require I bribe myself with a hot dog.
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I don’t remember my sexual awakening but I do remember realizing at age 6 that the only food I like is carbs
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