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“Set the stadium on fire or summit” aye we’ll do that class idea x.
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That jay slater theory page is fucking nuts am sure after 5 days of no food or water he’d be drawn to some fucking music jeeeezus 🤣
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Cunt already dribbled on it?.
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Police soft as fucking clarts, absolutely fucked. Shoot the cunt, he’s a murderer.
BREAKING: A 13-year-old boy has died in the Hainault sword attack. Read more: 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Explaining to “new” fans what a derby is cos half the plastic fuckers only start coming last season, embarrassing 😳😭.
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Give the cunt time? For fucking what? Drag us down the table. Bunch of happy clapping cunts.
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A striker scoring for Sunderland. Hang it in the fucking Louvre.
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Vermont for afters ?.
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I swear this cunt just copies everyone’s tweets n gets bare likes proper daft cunt.
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Clarke next, and our mate Amad back in Jan n we’re cooking boys n girls.
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I would of rather kept Mowbray if we’re gan for the likes of Micheal Beale, fucking shite appointment.
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Oooo the wheels are coming off the night.
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Ahhhh it must be absolutely belter time to be on the dole when the weathers like this.
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Another season of sky sucking Barry Bannans bollocks sick of hearing his fucking name already.
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Honestly can ya shag a tweet?!.
BLACKBURN EQUALISE!!!. SUNDERLAND GRAB A SECOND!. SUNDERLAND ARE INTO THE TOP SIX!!!.
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Aye cos we’re in the championship n you’re in the champions league you fucking raging nonce.
Mental how Newcastle are attracting global superstars like Bruno Guimaraes, Kieran Trippier, Sven Botman and Alexander Isak to Town while Sunderland can only muster up local buskers like Danny Batth… . They are levels and ethics to these things.
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God took Messi and Pele,.Mixed the 2 to make 1,.And he came out with,.Stephane Sessegnon. .
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Watched it about 100 times since I first seen it gan in the back of the net.
🤯 An OUTRAGEOUS volley from Wilson Isidor! @SunderlandAFC. Is that the @EFL goal of the day? . 📺 Catch all of the highlights tonight on ITV1 at 10:45pm!
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Fucking wallop. Jobe Bellingham sending the Yorkshire cunts back yemmm.
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Short memories some of yae, dropped us quicker than a slag drops her knickers.
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Walllop 138 points ne bother x.
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Best get booked in to get it removed the morra daft cunt.
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Is it the 6th of August yet a can’t wait to be back at the SOL full of booze belting out baby I’m ready to go.
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Merry fucking Christmas to everyone but Borja Sainz and that referee.
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Say it every single week the officiating is a fucking joke in this league, linesman isn’t even watching the game.
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Chris Rigg btw showed Bannan reet up all afternoon fucking mustard.
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Hope ya all have a belter new year. Can’t wait to be violently hungover for 12.30 kick off tomorrow 🥂
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Haway the sunlunnnn man.
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This is fucking boring, Beales boring even pritch has telt the cunt to fuck off.
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Toxic in here tonight and rightly so the club and Beale are a fucking joke.
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Dodds is shite, Speakmans shite, the model is a load of shite and KLD couldn’t afford a happy meal without asking his ma first.
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He’ll probably of left before you announce the winner 🐀.
Fancy winning the shirt from Neil's presentation signed by the gaffer?. ❤️ this tweet before 5pm on Thursday to be in with a chance 😁
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Rather go n watch Sunderland than his own team that kicked off at the same time? Weird as fuck.
Braved St Andrews with a half price ticket to see some Mackems cry today. Warra choice it was n all 😍
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What do people expect? We’re rigged with injuries and have a number of games in a short period hence rotation. Back the lads whatever the team we haven’t even fucking kicked off yet. .
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Out from 8am then. No problems with me. Roll onnnn.
🏆 Details have been confirmed for our #EmiratesFACup third-round tie against Newcastle. 📆 Saturday 6 January.⏰ 12.45pm . #SAFC.
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@kirstensuxxx Never heard nowt like the cunt bet he is a 16 year old virgin in his mars bedroom.
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Wallop man. Happy Monday x.
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10000% doing this by the end of the year UNREAL.
Dortmund’s ground is the definition of a bucket list venue. Look at that. Mad.
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Dinnit talk waffle ya shrek looking cunt ya, 3 zip to the wizards.
🗣️ WR on Sunderland: "They're energetic, but a team you can get at. They've been clinical, had four chances against Sheffield Wednesday and scored four goals. "We have to use our qualities to beat them which we can do.".
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Theatre of streams.
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Mags reckon the getting Bellingham have a day off man hahahahaha.
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I’m not even a Sheff United fan but fuck me them players just don’t give a fuck do they.
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When the fun stops. Put another bet on 🤣.
🚨 BREAKING: The FA have charged Sandro Tonali for 'misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of FA's betting rules'. He allegedly broke the rule 50 times by placing bets on matches from 12th August-12th October. Tonali has until 4th April to respond. (Source:
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Biggest club in the north east attracting champions league players eh stuff of fucking dreams.
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Should of let Pickford take that hahaahahah been fucking topper.
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I totally understand the rivalry and wanting City to win the league, but I would never celebrate another teams goal against my own club.
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This is an absolute piss take in all shape or form.
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If only it was easy as that 😂 fkn hell Facebook fans in full belt hahahaha
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That’s what you get cheating bastards, up the fucking sunlunnn and the play offs.
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Can’t wait for Rashford to bag a Hatty in the first 15 mins come sunda, this is next level CRINGE😬.
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Be more in the away end than the Wigan home end tbf.
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Crying real actual tears 😭 we’ve been fucking robbed blind anorl embarrassing as fuck.
🔵🚜 Ipswich Town agree deal to sign Jack Clarke from Sunderland, here we go!. Package worth £20m with add-ons included. #SAFC also secured a sell on clause as part of the deal. One more important, ambitious signing for #ITFC.
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And if anyone on here thinks Beale is improving our team you are fucking bonkers.
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Belter Saturday suns out full pelt in the beer garden n no Sunderland to ruin the weekend 😍.
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But apparently only Sunderland fans leave early.
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Hands off x.
Burnley, Brentford and Crystal Palace have all submitted bids for Sunderland talent Jack Clarke. ⚪️✨ #SAFC. Understand Sunderland are currently negotiating a new deal for Clarke as he’s considered ‘vital’ for the club to get promoted.
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Be straight to Greggs for a baguette.
🔴⚪️🤝🏻 French manager Régis Le Bris has just been appointed as new Sunderland manager, deal done. Agreement also with Lorient over compensation fee and deal in place. Le Bris will be new #SAFC manager.
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Aye work out canny for ya did it?.
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All a want for Christmas is Isidor on a permanent transfer.
𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝-𝙤𝙣 🎄💡 . What a show, so happy to be here 😀. #WI18 #Sunderland #Christmas #Party
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Always liked you Gary fella x.
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