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2 years
@The25thBam_ Me and Goku the same kinda dude 😤😤😤
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@YOUNGBOY_LUVR @statmuse I hope very bad things happen to you in life for comparing Roger Federer to fucking Karl Malone.
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@espn Bro took 3 major L’s in one year. Quidditch World Cup, the Tri Wizard cup, and the biggest one of all fumbling Hermione. Shit was tragic. 💀💀
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@thamicomth @heaven_toniight Lmao no he doesn’t, that outfit is terrible and you know it. He’s just an attractive man. He could be wearing anything and you’d say it’s good.
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@KelbyFPS @upblissed DBZ characters street fits are unmatched
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@Brothablack23 @ESPNNBA Maybe don’t have 4 kids if you have a job that only pays 40k? Don’t downplay another persons problems just because you lived an irresponsible life.
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@NBAMJAYYY @pradaliko @OvOBrezzzy Get off Twitter and go to the club or some shit bro, she’s nothing special 💀
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@oncemorebefore @pradachurch So have 90% of women in the western world.
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@ValDareYou @Polyanavianaa You don’t have to worry about ever getting put in that situation bud
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@espn Lost out to a team of potato famers, a dork with glasses and a poor kid with red hair. I pray I’m never down that bad. 😭😭
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@Alipate95
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@YoungReela @raptalksk Almost like they’re two different people that live two different lives with completely different experiences 😱
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@aestasestas @DYEC2022 @leastfavorite_ I met my brother when he was 0 years old. When I look at him now I see a 19 year old, not a new born baby. What moronic logic.
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@rielichm @MalikRayed @a_e212 No one gave a shit Joffrey was a bastard, it was the fact he and his mother were evil, that’s why Ned was praised for trying to get the truth out. He did it for the greater good. Vaemond did it for selfish and hurtful reasons. He also called his woman a whore, like c’mon now.
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@MwangazaKasian1 @OvOBrezzzy Please stop smoking crack
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@EBT852 @instagotbanned @ykkswb @flvckojamie Yeah damn, it was such a massive surprise that the violent criminal got killed while committing a violent crime. Who could have possibly seen that coming. 😯
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@Alipate95
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1 year
@Demar305 Jesus Christ it’s not that deep bro. Some people look for any opportunity to get upset about something hahaha
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11 months
@jakeshieldsajj @KidoLFC8 @MarvinVettori You skip foreplay and go straight to sex? Fag. 💀
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2 years
@_JohnnieBlack @M1chelleLuvs Ray was a significantly better offensive player, Klay also has had the benefit of playing with Steph & KD, so I think that boosts his shooting numbers. Ray played when he was one of the only 3pt threats so defences could hone in on him. Significant playmaking edge also.
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@ihavemoreheadl1 @FckZias @ClutchPointsApp @5ReasonsSports Butler being somewhere between 10-1 is even more accurate
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@rosessharons @mjhasnohoes @saintkamm @clitsuccer Very few people are genuinely ugly, most unattractive people just don’t look after themselves or know how to dress
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@dangerman2365 @RalphyHeraldSun They threw the flare at him you daft bastard. He didn’t pull it out of his pocket.
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@Usman4995 @Enezator That’s not how running races work bud. Watch any Olympic sprint they throw their heads forward at the end. It’s first body part to cross the line, not foot.
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@darrentill2 Wait, that sex trafficking dude? The one that has a video of him assaulting a woman on the internet? The one that claims depression isn’t real? Can’t be talking about that dude.
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@shawnsta22 @celtics That’s weird af. Corniest shit.
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2 years
@RiehmannC @MAKHACHEVMMA Ali admitted he did it. So it’s not really a defamatory statement
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@JJtheGoatKSIfan @alesio_aliya @obclutch @WonderbreadMMA Conor’s been a proven cheater for yearrrs. His woman doesn’t give af. It’s the price many partners of athletes pay for a lifetime of financial freedom.
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@ForeverBlue_07 @Jomboy_ It’s worse if anything. To hold the ball there and wait for a lift in foot after the balls already gone past is so dishonest. At least Carey caught the ball and threw it straight away (while Bairstow was still in his crease mind you). Shame on England.
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1 year
@AaliyahMillion @_DPWEarl Because most people don’t care what two other adults do???
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1 year
@docnoir_ Probably one of the biggest overreactions I’ve ever seen. The fake nose isn’t even large at all, looks like a pretty standard nose to me. Was it needed? Probably not. Is it some big offensive pelican beak sized thing though? Nope.
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@thaboyjozu Fiona had to have Debbie as a sister. Couldn’t think of anything more torturous than that.
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6 months
@gandalf_thegreg Tbf to the band, I find Shane quite funny, but I didn’t laugh once that whole 8 minutes. I don’t believe you genuinely thought that was a hilarious opening.
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@TheRocketGuy @TheNBACentral Exactly the point though. That’s what a real veteran presence is there for.
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@omarionsdomain @Blackma64728295 @kiracantmizz And you one of them dudes that’ll gas a girl up because she’s got a fat ass. Have some shame brother her musics trash.
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@BrandoBiggz @tbuie912 @amarihanifahh A lot of the African American community on this app really does have a terrible view when it comes to women. Hardly ever see you speak of them like they’re anything other than objects.
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@HanaHoops @joel_s0 @BadNBATakes_ You’re acting like Iggy’s career only started in those GSW years. Dude was an all star before then, acting like he was just some dude riding the bench that ended up with 4 rings. Dude has had the complete career. All-star, FMVP, olympic gold medal, 4 championships, 7 finals.
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@oocmma ‘He front kicked him in the shin!!!’
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@Coach_Mack @rahshanh @arielhelwani Basketball and fighting aren’t even comparable numb nuts. DC would beat the shit out of him.
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@unplugfitX Didn’t need 15 took keep your ass quite. Makes you look even worse that she had less people and you still had to walk off with your tail between your legs. 💀
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@stephcshimmy The team in question with Klay Thompson as the first option
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@MetaTechLaw @BoBByOuji @6Hogg6 LeBron surpassed Kobe more than a decade ago hahahahaha.
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@JakeMatthewsUFC Pretty strange to come at people trying to get you more money, but righto bud. Obviously you guys are paid well in comparison to the average bloke working a 9-5. Compared to other high end athletes in big leagues? Not so much.
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@Wazatroniii @SpinninBackfist @moeeaqel Brother what do you mean prime Max before Volk. He lost to Volk during his prime and hasn’t looked less of a fighter since losing the belt, he’s still in his prime.
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@_FaridKhan @imsyedhussain It’s almost as if professional athletes should actually be aware of the game they’re playing? That is some of the most embarrassing vision I’ve ever seen from the Pakistan players, how could they be so clueless?
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@KDraco1400 @znomorf @__nickireloaded @TAi_WHITE I care, and you should care. No one in the world should be a multi billionaire, let alone a child that’s contributed nothing to society. No disrespect to her though.
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@sirdvg @NBAMemes Grown ass man 💀💀💀
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@SpinninBackfist Why? Izzy had 0 title defences, is 1-2 in his last 3. Got dominated. Should be no talk of a rematch.
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@CDSC_inc @WaywardBull @streetmediatv And if those emotions take over training you should realise being a cop isn’t for you. If they didn’t want to be shot at they shouldn’t have become police officers. How you boot lickers can defend this behaviour is laughable.
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@ExTraxDeaf33 @ChimdiUchenna @upblissed I believe it’s if a black person hates dark skinned black people but likes light skinned black people?
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@NathanCorbani @dangerman2365 @RalphyHeraldSun It was their flare, they can have it back. 🤡
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@Mike66514433 @daniel_passmore @andrewschulz You seem to be a dork that enjoys the trash Myron puts out, so not sure your taste in anything is to be taken seriously.
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@BaghdadSaladdin @srtinit @kirasworlds The Prophet Muhammad who you lot worship and made up your religion was a pedophile. So who are you to judge on ‘sexual fetishes’ 💀
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@ihavemoreheadl1 @FckZias @ClutchPointsApp @5ReasonsSports DeFrozen 😭 Ja ‘My team has a better win % without me’ Morant 💀 37 point game 7 loss at home BOOKER 🫠 Catch and shoot merchant Klay Thompson 😩 Brown who literally doesn’t know how to dribble a basketball 🤦🏻‍♂️ You should be ASHAMED of yourself….
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@Newcastle_FC @Knucklesarnie03 @sportbible As long as their laws weren’t discriminatory and a violation of human rights I’d have no issue. You’re acting like their law is ‘don’t litter’ lmao. What point of view justifies Qatar’s laws?
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@aestasestas @DYEC2022 @leastfavorite_ No shit, I’m not gay and he’s my sibling, why tf would I date him lmao. I don’t know, I can’t speak on a fictional situation.
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@MacMallyMMA Nah he learnt his lesson. He hurt himself cause he did it from a standing position last time. This time he got on the ground first. 🫡
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@ButtCrackSports People really saw Mozgov drop 93 points on only 15 shot attempts and they still question whether or not Wilt’s 100 point game is real or not. Unbelievable.
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@ZayJustVibin @lherealchieff This is why if I lived in America I wouldn’t argue with a single person ever. Too many gun nuts, not the first video I’ve seen like this. Such a shit country.
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@Super_Jordan97 @Zachppp I’d never watch a second of basketball again, it would have peaked at that point.
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@Wazatroniii @SpinninBackfist @moeeaqel Volk beat Max when he was 28 & when he was 30. That’s during the peak of your physical prime.
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@ufc Colby already did it
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@thoughtfulbae So because black people use the word, in a non offensive manner then they should be allowed to say it? But if non black people use the n-word in the same manner black people do (not as a slur) they’re still labeled a racist and canceled? Can’t have things both ways.
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@PapworthAshley @therealsupes The main reason why Kratos is such a good character in the new ones is because of the character he was in the originals. You need the full character development.
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@Nic_castle_ @mma_orbit @TrueGeordieTG Stipe isn’t the best HW ever, hasn’t fought in a decade and is 47 years old. Absolute nothing fight. Equivalent of when Tito beat Chuck in their 3rd fight.
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@Bknicks @TheNBACentral What young guys? Dudes the 15th roster spot. How many teams are running 15 deep lineups? He’s literally taking up a spot of someone who’d average 5 minutes and play 13 games during the season. Vets like UD help contenders more than Melo would.
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@_JohnnieBlack I would bet my life, without hesitation, that a team with Klay as their number 1 would never win 30 games.
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@HormoneKiiing @bloodyhailmary @222corn You are a truly deranged individual and I want you to know that I’ve called the police.
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@HeatvsHaters Was it the right shot? Probably not, but was it a bad shot? I’d say no also. Was open, got good lift, and was in and out. I can live with it. I’m only annoyed with the 3 he took when we cut it to 3 to start the 4th, the start of our 10 straight missed FG.
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@OnPointMMA People really didn’t watch the fight lmao. Yeah Alex was down 3-1. But he won all but the last 2 seconds of rd1 when he got caught. Take that away it was 2-2 going into the 5th, which Alex obviously won. If people think Izzy just has to ‘not get caught’ they didn’t pay attention.
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@espn @TennisTV Federer will always be my GOAT, just played so beautifully, and if you really wanted to you could make legit arguments for all 3 of them. But unbiasedly, Novak probably pips them both. Especially given he’ll get a few more titles. 1. Novak 2. Fed 3. Nadal
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@marnievinall Then do the revenue from all 3 leagues.
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@ChefTrillie_ It may have taken 4 years, but us that didn’t want Rich traded for Jimmy have finally won 🙌🏼
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@espn The police outside McMahon’s house coming to arrest him.
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@patsfan4evah @TMZ Yeah, so instead True now has 3 siblings to 3 different women lmao.
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@PickettSanna @jamirvalentine @rawkandrolling Man’s proud of his drug addiction. Get some help champ. 😭
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@oncemorebefore @pradachurch Just saying it’s one of, if not the most popular costume since that movie came out. I don’t get the point in your posting of it. Are you trying to suggest this dude is dressing girls up as his daughter, like he has some sort of sexual fantasy about her?
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@tikilaumusic @KingJosiah54 Who wouldn’t want to see that? 2 best players in the playoffs playing against each other, chance for a franchise to win their first ever title, chance for the first ever 8th seed to win a championship. They both play the most exciting basketball also.
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@TheRyanHollins @barstoolsports Even a broken clock is right twice a day chief. This doesn’t make up for all the other nonsense that’s come out of your mouth. 🫡
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@I_am_da_BOM @georgieparker What does AFL Masters have to do with this discussion?
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@ScootMVP @TheDunkCentral High picks that miss their whole first season or so tend to win it. David Robinson, Blame Griffin, Ben Simmons. Embiid would have won it but he got injured again half way through his when he played.
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@ZohebMMA @arielhelwani Usman and Izzy can get theirs back but if not the UFC really missed a big African card opportunity
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@Penrose_Kevin @RealSkipBayless Over 18, not a kid. That kick was a shocking choke job.
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@DGenerateU @AlexBehunin Literally no one has ever said that before. We want knees and kicks to grounded opponents, not headbutts.
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@nadirwiththepen @sakasamaszn Look big difference is the current not only can’t use their Bankai’s but if they do will have the power used against them. Hence why they’re struggling and why Yhwach won so easily. Not really a ‘fair’ fight.
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@MacMallyMMA Dudes 36 this year, hasn’t fought in 3 years, never fought at HW before, struggled his last few fights even with his wrestling. Don’t see why he would be the favourite.
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@MeesawN @MetaTechLaw @BoBByOuji @6Hogg6 Yep, just in points, assists, rebounds, blocks, steals, double doubles, triple doubles, MVP’s, FMVP’s ect.
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@sportbible Difference is Europe has grown and changed over those 3000 years. Qatar are still living like it’s 500AD
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@CooperGeeves02 @7AFL You mean the guy that’s been belted by 2 different teammates during his career? I dunno about that.
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@almostbluesbros @rickmittica Surely you’re having a laugh…his best friends still ply at Collingwood, obviously he’s going to support them. Dudes not even on your AFL list? I’ve seen Collingwood players at finals watching their friends at other clubs, happens a lot.
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@ApostateProphet @TheOmniLiberal Highly doubt that, over a billion people follow Islam, if majority weren’t peaceful the world would be in ruins.
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@fordreggie940 @TonyMontana1018 @UnneededCringe @PurpleAmir_ @Cairo_Mathebula Bro you don’t have to state you’re uneducated, literally every comment you’ve posted is all the proof people need. Corny ass motherfucker. 💀
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@sanisanisanii_ @introjx @FinsOrDie @SagittariusN2U Jesus Christ, go outside and touch some grass.
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@SaddenedJagsFan @shawnsta22 @celtics Dudes using a dead person for validation/gratification, I dunno what to call it, but it’s corny as all hell hahaha. Weirdo behaviour.
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@MiamiHEAT Bam that first half.
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@Sc0ttSDr3d @Gambia999 You’d hope so, that is his family. Would be pretty messed up if he wasn’t proud of them.
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@SpIashXl @7AFL Been a damn good game to watch. Jog on little fella.
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