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extremely emotionally unstable

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@Alifbayjem
Asim
2 years
I said hello to my Indian colleague with a smile, 20 minutes later my manager came and said “keep your cricket out of the office Asim” 😭 Bruh I said nothing 😭😭😭😂😂
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
My Friend from 7 8th grade is Hafiz. He started directly from 6th grade. So I used to help him with his studies. We became friends. He valued this help as the biggest favour I left boarding school. And he contacted me when I lost my Mother. I casually asked him for Quran’s Khatm
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
@hmjackk Why is everyone so surprised both look human 🤦‍♂️
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
But lots of duas. What I learnt is “Ksi k sath bhalai krty waqt hmain ek bhi second k liye nai sochna chyie k badly ma kya dy skta ha aur Allah gawah ma usko bhlai b nai manta bs mera dost tha ma hosla dy diya krta tha”
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
things that much and my heart got numb when he said “ap ny ami jan k liye ek bar Quran k khtm ka bola tha na, us din sy aj tk har jumaraat ko un k liye Quran ka khtm hota ha aur jb tk ma zinda hoon hota rahy ga InshAllah” I swear my hand shivered I couldn’t type anything
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Siblings are the most underrated therapist. Idk who can relate but the minute you start talking to them. Those annoying deep and full of love gossip can heal your moment. All I want is to be with them.
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Girls who have male friends 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
A senior from my uni who never even talked to me sent a proposal to my home and my whole family was thinking I might be in a relationship with her. I didn't even know her name. Hurt to the core😭
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Asslam o Alikum: we are all replaceable
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
and asked him to say my name or Bhai. But he said “agr ap un dino ma mjy hosla na dety to perhai chor deta aur aj 150+ bchy b taleem sy mehroom ho jaty jinko ma khud masjid main Quran aur school dono perhata hoon” and seriously got blank that how can someone value
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
i had a classmate named “Maryam” she was literally Jin Ki Bachi. She used to bully me for speaking Gulabi urdu as I’m saraiki and grown up in Village. Bht toxic the Ma chupta phirta tha us sy. But she gave me a geometry box when i was leaving school aj uski yad ari ha 🥲🥲
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
As he is hafiz and teaching 150+ children Qurans + basic school too. So I asked him once and forgot I moved out of the country. We missed contact. But I was shocked to learn one day he Randomly texted me “Ustad e Mohtram” and being me the most casual person got shocked
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Girls who Can’t cook 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
I was on a call with her, and after listening to her for minutes I realized that I missed her. So I interrupted and said “I missed you” she replied “yar thanks” 😭😭😂 I swear it was more beautiful than “I missed u too” 😭😭😭😂
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Can't believe my ears as one of my burger friends said “bro why can’t they give anesthesia to animals before Qurbani” 😭😭😂😂😂😭
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Girls who are from Lahore 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
One thing... I CAN NOT STAND... is being ignored. If you're busy, say so. If you're not in the mood to talk, say so. If you're done with me. SAY SO COMMUNICATE
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
I wished my Abba father’s day and he replied “Acha” 😂😂😭😭🤡😭
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
dear Huma, I still have that Eid card you sent me in 2007. If you are reading this “I miss you” 🥹🥹
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
If my girl had a bad day I’ll change the girl. Can’t afford randi Rona anymore 🤡🤡
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
never fall for words. words are easy said, even actions mean nothing if done occasionally. CONSISTENCY is the attribute to fall for. if they ain’t consistent it's a gamble that can cost you peace.
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Guys I want to expose one person here on twitter so badly. 100 likes and I'll make a thread on her
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
no suicidal thoughts but have you ever just sat and thought you’ve lived enough? all you want is to just stop existing.
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
one of the scariest things is your favorite person getting tired of you. the days when you have no energy left to cover up your shit and then the reality hits right at your face that you are nothing more than excessive emotional baggage. In the end, it's you and you ~
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Hey(with the intentions of being in a halal relationship entirely. Having each other’s back at times when no one'll show up. Growing better every day. Staying honest to each other. Understanding each other. Tolerating each other’s mistakes and accepting flaws)
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
I was so close to my mom. She used to talk her heart out whenever I came back from boarding school. Probably I was the second person who knew that she was madly in love with my Abba jee. And I remember she said “aurat ko apny khawand say izzat he chyie hoti ha baqi
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Ever been scared to go back home? Q k kuch chehry aisy bhi hongy jo sirf tasveeron ma dekhny ko milngy? Kuch khali kursian jaan lengi? Koi ek khushbu ghar sy nahi ay ge? Ghar ka ek koona veeran hoga? Ek jaynamaz hamesha khali lipti mily ge? Ksi ki goad ma sar rakh
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
We are all hypocrites selfish toxic and villains in someone’s story.
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Ho Skta Ha Zardari He Dajjal Ho 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Imagine being ditched by a person who begged to be with you first 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
These young deaths from 2020 until now are literally scary. You make plans. You keep so much pending and the reality is you’ve no idea what's gonna happen next moment. 💔💔💔
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Girls who date their seniors 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Being born into a privileged family isn’t an achievement. Marrying a rich man isn’t an achievement. Marrying a beautiful woman isn’t an achievement. Being selfmade and working on yourself by yourself is an ACHIEVEMENT and this is attractive.
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Love At First Sight or Love after knowing the person? Which seems compatible??
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
A person writing a thread of Islamic tweets can be evil of all and the person who seems rude and shitpost all the time can be a kind-hearted being IRL too. So stop judging ppl out of their social media activities. ppl are diff in real life and on social media.
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@Alifbayjem
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3 years
One of my hostel juniors is no more. He was just 20. I can still remember packing his bags and taking care of his homework in a hostel. I met him once after leaving the hostel and he was so grown up MashAllah. Cut to his recent picture of the last bed. And this heart is numb
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
If you have a good heart and pure intentions you are gonna suffer now and later too. Nothing’s going to change
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Assalam o alikum: they’ll hurt and pretend that you are toxic.
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2 years
I believe in silent prayers. I knew some ppl once who did good to me. I’m not in touch with them but I still pray for them. Neither I want them to know nor I’ll bother being in touch. it's just I want them to do good and stay safe ❤️
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Allahamdulliah my son has passed his first year MBBS. Can’t thank Allah enough 🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️🤲
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
My biggest flex is I talk to my crush daily 🤡
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@Alifbayjem
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1 year
12 years of life without you today. it is just as dark as hell. And I didn’t forget you. not a single prayer I prayed without praying for you. I miss you so much. It was too soon. Rest in peace Queen ❤️ Pray for my mom if you see this ❤️
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@Alifbayjem
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1 year
years back when I lost my mom my life became hell. it was not easy. even struggling for basics was a nightmare for us all. And then in no time my sister who was only a year n a half elder than me started taking care of us. I swear she provided everything that our mom used to
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Cried in a dream and got up in tears. heart went numb. forgot how to gather me up.
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Washroom ma bhi reply kiya krta tha usko 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Maturity is knowing “you are on your own” and nobody is going out of the way to fix your problems. nobody is gonna soothe your pain. Nobody’s gonna be there when you are down. all they’ll do is manipulate your fears and insecurities.
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Repeat this with me “Next time I felt like getting attached to someone I’ll take my heart out and chop it up into 100000000 pieces and throw it away”. I mean it
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
and I think society should be lil more open to accepting women who get divorced. So a woman should call out these pathetic animals fearlessly. And please let your daughters work and be independent so they can survive on their own. In the end, I’ll keep an edge
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
🇺🇸: Currently unemployed 🇵🇰: President at SYNCH
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Pakistanis don’t need career counseling but surely need “Parenting workshops”. Ask medicos 30% at least don’t want to be a doctor but their parents had a dream. In every filed there are forced kids who don’t want to be there but end up being there coz they think their
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
I remember mjy Multan Sy Bahawalpur jaty hwy “وڑائچ طیارے” ki chat py bitha dety thy aj ma Melbourne sy Sydney ki air ticket book kr rha tha to meri Ankhein Bheeg gye hain 😭😭😭😂🤡
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
“Virat replied his wife in 20 minutes” And wife is Anushka sharma. Hold your horses shakeela from toba taik singh
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
rizq aur libaas to Allah ka wada ha” Tbh I didn’t understand that time but I do understand it now. If someday I claimed to be in love with a person this is gonna be the only sign of Love. I’ll respect her regardless of anger arguments agrees disagrees etc ♥️
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Dear Allah, Make me lose everyone who’s about to give up on me in my difficult times. who’s about to leave me unanswered and clueless in near future. give me the courage to say “goodbye” Gracefully. no fights no drama no accusations just a Decent farewell 🥺
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
I admire people who have reasons to cry and be rude but still choose to laugh and be kind. Make others smile. I hope you never get hurt
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2 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂apna😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂khayal😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂rakha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂kro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Bht😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂qeemti😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ho😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂tum😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Alifbayjem
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@iihtishamm It took them 18 hours approx nice 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Medico girls 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
When you are dying to forgive and they ain’t even sorry <<<<
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Another day another man being trash. Aima Baig is such a sweetheart I know her personally. Nobody knows that she’s suffering from a split personality disorder. One of them was involved in an affair with that Xyz and another was engaged with Shigri. Nothing wrong i guess
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
may you never lose a person who’s home to you
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
That pain when you sat and begged Allah to heal your heart <<<<<
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Beauty goes 100x when you have a good character, a great sense of humor, and an iPhone
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Hey(with the intentions of staying together until one of us get tired and still choose to stay and other get tired too but still choose to stay and then we again choose eachother and continue living okay)
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@Alifbayjem
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3 years
It is so painful that when you start achieving good things and one or both of your parents are not around. The world stops for none. You carry on living the way you get to live but somewhere in your heart, there’s a void. A void of pain grief and wishes. At one
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2 years
Repeat After me “I’ll never say “NO” to the one who needs my help in my capacity. I’ll never push them away no matter what. Coz Allah only chooses HIS loved ones to serve humanity otherwise HE has billions of ways to help.
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Losing parents is the scariest thing ever, no matter how big it is or how expensive it is if She isn’t there it's just bricks stones and wood around. Nobody can fill your home as your mother do and nobody satisfy your needs as your father do. May ALLAH KEEP THEM AROUND us ♥️
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Wo pizza ly kr jaye ge to ma ketchup ly k us k sath jaonga 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Boys who always tweet about Girls 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Alifbayjem
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She sent me a paragraph I didn’t read at first as I got excited so I replied in secs “Yaar 😭😭😭❤️”istg she got offended and deleted it saying I took 20 minutes to write and you replied in 30 secs. Who’s gonna tell me I was excited I would have read it three times a day 😭
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@Alifbayjem
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When you are the one texting first every day 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Alifbayjem
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3 years
Mahira khan ki space ma Gya hoon she started saying asim ko mic Dein fuck this anxiety I ran out 🤦‍♂️
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2 years
anxiety is real. you laughing like mads while dead inside. you are nothing just a liar who hurts his own sentiments daily and makes fun of his own insecurities.
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2 years
90% of my healing mechanism is “I don’t want to see humans around, neither i want to talk to them”
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
for Feroz Khan as well. As we all know making false documents in Pakistan has never been a problem. I pray Allah to bring justice to the one who suffered and to the one who did this too. “Indeed Allah is the greatest judge of all” #FerozKhan
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2 years
drop your zodiac sign, I'll give you a piece of advice ! #originalTweet
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2 years
Jannat ma mango shake ki nehar k pas apna mehal bnwaonga 😭😭
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
It was very simple i saw her in my university one day and at that exact moment I decided one day i’m gonna marry this girl and Alhamdulillah today i did attend her wedding atleast 🥺❤️
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Assalm o alikum: mj sy nai horha
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
nothing haunts me more than being invested in a toxic person. Imagine the person is just nice bcz you are saying yes to every demand. you are easy to be manipulated. you have the energy to get Tortured mentally and cope with positivity. But once you are enough to
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2 years
you are never enough in a desi household. no matter how much you do in the end, you’re gonna be guilty of whatever you couldn’t do.
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@Alifbayjem
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6 months
@Faizankhaan91 India k punjab ki baat ho rhi h???
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@Alifbayjem
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2 years
Arrange marriage is scary what if she is addicted to K-dramas 🤦‍♂️🤡
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2 years
May Allah heal you from the things you never talk about
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