Alice Radley
@Alice_Radley
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Your new pal. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person.
The outer wilds of Virginia
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Dumbest motherfucker walking the planet. Checking someone’s blackness in front of black people. Anyone else would be ashamed, but he’s not capable.
Donald Trump on VP Kamala Harris: “I did not know she was black until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn black, and now she wants to be known as black...all of a sudden, she made a turn and became a black person. I think somebody should look into that.”
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What a handsome little man!!
This is Loro. He was just told he doesn't look real. They just meant he's very cute, but it was too late. The existential crisis had already hit. 13/10
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@TheRickWilson
@TheSGTJoker
@NABJ
It’s the most cromulent word to describe the workers down at the Mar-A-Lago Adult Daycare Center.
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@TheRickWilson
Carburetors forever, Rick. They consider the catalytic converter to be witchcraft, and it is bound for the lake of fire.
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@JimSwiftDC
It’s one of those things that make me feel like I’m living a in a bizarroworld, parallel reality.
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Please join me in wishing
@gpgomez
, my sister from another mister, the happy of all birthdays today.
Love you, Gigi❤️
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Every day, we have fruit smoothies. Every day, Onions eats a slice of frozen peach.
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Today I am 46. Happy birthday to me. Let the festivities begin!
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In honor of Dustin Hoffman’s birthday, go watch Little Big Man. Fantastic movie, and Chief Dan George was such a treat. He should have won an oscar for Playing Old Lodge Skins. Not to mention Richard Mulligan as Gen Custer. Wow!
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Let it be known that this what JD Vance thinks about EVERY woman who doesn’t have children. Doesn’t matter if you, through no fault of your own, can’t/don’t have children. To him, you are an unperson. You are nothing.
Hateful, ugly, and misogynistic doesn’t begin to cover it.
JD Vance says that Kamala Harris is a “childless cat lady” who is “miserable” with her life because she didn’t have children, and that not having children means that she doesn’t have “a direct stake” in America. Story.
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I just got out of Twitter jail. Who wants to see the tats my celly gave me?
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Organic blueberries, pre-cut fruit, and deli-made salads are all higher dollar items. Slice your own fruit and save, ya fucking spoon.
This was $51.00 — we cannot survive like this!!
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That Harris-Walz ticket feels like a warm blanket. Cozy, familiar, reliable. The Trump-Vance ticket feels like having hot, fresh from the ass, liquid shit thrown into your face.
Choose accordingly.
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Today is the 25th anniversary of Darren telling the government that he wanted to live with me forever. Isn’t that something? That’s a long time to deal with all of this *points at self*
If you find your person, don’t let them go. Life is too short to go it alone.
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This clip should be airing during every show on Lifetime, Hallmark, and Bravo.
Trump VP pick J.D. Vance said that women should stay in violent marriages for the sake of the family.
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Amazingly, still the second worst head of hair on the ticket.
THIS SPECIFICALLY should be disqualifying for jd vance. he should drop out immediately. look at this.
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I’d sooner let this dog bite my face, rather than ever lay a finger in anger upon her. Dogs are wonderful people. They trust us, without question, to love and care for them. Always return that trust with love, kindness, and noms❤️
Please enjoy these silly pics of my baby.
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My high school car was an utter piece of shit. But it was MY piece of shit. I loved it! It had NO air conditioning, and NO power steering. I was delighted to have it. Honestly, my mom could have bought me a riding mower, and I would have driven it around town.
I really need yall opinions on this ? I don’t think she was being disrespectful nor ungrateful 🤷🏽♀️
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It’s me. They’re doing something special for my birthday.
🚨
#BREAKINGNEWS
There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨
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I stuffed a boule with ham, roasted chicken, and a dijon mornay sauce, then browned it in the oven. This might be the strangest thing I’ve ever come up with. I’m thinking I’ll make a little cucumber tomato salad for the side.
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By a mile, this is the most human, decent thing I’ve ever heard Jordan say.
House Judiciary Committee opens FBI Trump assassination attempt hearing with tribute to the late Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee.
Remarks by Reps. Jordan and Nadler.
Jordan: "I don't know that there was any member of Congress who got more out of 5 minutes than Sheila Jackson Lee did."
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There are no bad dogs, but there are bad owners. Hideous, ugly, cruel, monstrous owners. People like
@KristiNoem
are despicable filth. Utterly subhuman.
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Hey, why should this guy be fired for being an asshole on his own time? I think what he said is HORRID, but it’s also 100% his right to think and say such things. Let it go. Trying to get people fired won’t change their worldviews. Rather, it will reinforce those views.
A petition is calling on the Chiefs to dismiss kicker Harrison Butker for making several dehumanizing remarks during his commencement speech at Benedictine College on May 11th. Here’s what the three-time Super Bowl champion said about women, Pride Month,
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This is the like saying ”When I was growing up in the 1970’s and 1980’s, no one saw gay people. We were all straight.”
Let it be known, throughout the land:
Not personally seeing a thing DOES NOT MEAN that thing didn’t exist. It just means you were ignorant/sheltered.
When I was growing up in the 1970s and 1980s no one saw color.
We were all just Americans.
Why did that change?
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Too many dog bow tie collars, or not enough? I’m inclined towards the latter.
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@AndyKindler
I’m sorry to hear that, Andy. These last 6-8 years have been eye opening, in terms of those who have been willing to reveal themselves as terrible people. We’ve all lost friends, associates, and in some cases, family.
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@JDVance
Rick, my love, it’s obvious that his fursona is the beloved star of Peewee’s Playhouse, Chairry.
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While I think we can all agree that the current political climate is anything but boring, I’d dearly love a little boredom.
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Is it happening? I don’t want to jump the gun, but it feels like it’s starting. Someone pinch me.
Mesa, AZ Republican Mayor John Giles: I do not recognize my party. I have something to say to those of us who are in the middle: You don’t owe a damn thing to that party. You don’t owe anything to a party that is out of touch and hell-bent on taking us backward. And by all means,
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Look at this little man! 🥰🥰🥰
This is Iceman. He just let out his very first awoo. Truly a momentous occasion. 12/10
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What the hell happened to his head? He looks like he’s wearing a poorly fitting RFK Jr. mask. I know he’s 70 or so, but I don’t recall him looking like .. that.
BREAKING
RFK Jr says that one of the main reasons he’s endorsing Trump is because of the former president's anti-Ukraine views.
A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin.
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Darren outdid himself this morning. I have strawberry pancakes, with whipped cream and extra berries on the side, maple syrup, bacon, and eggs topped with my favorite hot sauce (Jalapeno
@truffsauce
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Dear, sweet Pickles, looking especially lovely this morning. Her aging greying pattern has given her some rather expressive eyebrows.
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What a bunch of lightweight, wet paper bags. How did these people get so damned delicate?
You know what I’m not comfortable with? Gun violence. I don’t like kids being murdered. I can live with seeing something on the TV that I don’t care for. Dead children can’t.
GOP Rep. Ryan Zinke: "Trump is as much of a movement as it is a candidate, because America is not comfortable where we are. We're not comfortable watching the Olympics. Disgusting display, dishonorable. We're not comfortable with the woke."
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Dogs are amazing. Just the best little people in the world.
This is Seiko. He was just adopted. Now that he finally has a human of his very own, he's never letting go. 14/10
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Same. I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. He seems like the sort of guy who would occasionally be on fire.
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Look at this precious little meteorite 🥰🥰🥰
We only rate dogs. This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 14/10
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To me, that gives the same energy as this
The National Gallery in London is renovating its Sainsbury Wing and they’ve just found a secret letter from one of the original donors, sunk into a concrete column, saying that he hates the columns and is glad they’re being demolished.
10/10 unhinged rich man behaviour, no notes
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As the product of two people who should NEVER have had children, I agree. Some people simply should not have kids.
It’s like this - think of the most broken, self-destructive person you know. Now imagine handing them an infant. Bad idea!
My take is a bit different from the issues raised by Dems. What jumped out to me is: “Everybody can be an exceptional mother and father.” In this business, I have seen some sad cases where people probably should not have had children. Am I wrong?
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Not just weird - also really creepy.
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The wonderful thing about itty bitty dogs is that they have NO IDEA that they’re itty bitty dogs.
This is Jerry. He and this other dog got off on the wrong paw. But after recognizing each other's game, they decided there was no need for smoke. 13/10 for both
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Folks, this is what I have been waiting for. If they keep this up, I might rejoin the Democratic party. Patriotism, balls, and humor must be at home within the Dems. I need those things in my life.
USA! USA! Chant at a Democratic rally gonna make MAGA heads explode!
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@gpgomez
You can never go wrong with a fruit salad, crackers, and some sort of mild cheese, like babybel.
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So, tomorrow is the anniversary of my hatching. For those who celebrate, I salute you🫡
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You know, if after all the pain and mishigas, we end up with the first woman president, that’ll make it all worth it.
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She should be forced to debate RFK Part 2: The Brainwormening over on the Island of Misfit Candidates.
.
@KamalaHarris
, Donald may be afraid of you, but I'm not. I have plenty of things to say - face to face. All you have to do is say when and where. I'll be there ready to debate.
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Aww. I don’t think I’ve ever cried over the death of a politician. President Carter hasn’t passed yet, and I’m already teary. What a wonderful human being he has been. A rare fellow.
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You know, at some people these folks are going to have to realize that they aren’t Christians. I’m pretty sure you have to obey Christ to make that equation balance.
Ah yes, the old 'So what if that's what he said? Change your church to meet my views' defense.
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Did they expect the city council to make peace in the Middle East?
This is the stupidest timeline.
Pro-Palestinian activists disrupted the Alexandria City Council meeting just now, unfurling a banner with a Palestinian flag in front of the dais.
They're demanding the City Council support a ceasefire in Gaza. Room was packed, from the livestream anyway.
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“A lot of journalists in this room are Black,” Trump said at the National Association Black Journalist Convention.
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I’d argue that we already pay more in tax. I pay tax for schools we don’t use. Plus, parents get to claim their children as a deduction on their taxes.
This cracker and his three little ottomans can pound sand.
JD Vance says that people without kids should pay more in taxes.
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@HowardMortman
We all love
@cspan
Tonight I'm watching on C-SPAN so I don't have to endure all the pundit stupidity 🤷🏻♀️
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@gpgomez
ONE OF THEM IS ME, BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE THE DELICIOUS BODIES ARE BURIED.
SPOILER: MY BACK YARD
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Unsealing a large tin of whoopass here, is our man Lucas. I’m here for it.
Lucas Kunce tears into Josh Hawley in a confrontation at the State Fair 🔥
LUCAS KUNCE: You’re anti-labor, you’ve always been anti-labor. The only reason you say you’re not is bc you’re scared you’re gonna lose the election. That’s it. It’s embarrassing.
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You know, JD Vance had the first documented case of sexually transmitted bedbugs.
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I don’t understand the objection to lab grown meat. Don’t want to eat it? Then don’t. Why on earth would you want to criminalize it?
Anyone found guilty of selling or manufacturing cultivated meat in Alabama will face up to a three-month jail sentence and $500 fine.
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That was the entire reason he wanted to be president in the first place! Are you people a bunch of braindead lumps?
Forgive me, but I’m exasperated. It was very clear for the moment he announced that his goal was to be king. That’s the person that he is. It’s obvious.
Still can't quite digest that a former and possible future American president is telling the supreme court that he should have immunity to kill political rivals. Utterly surreal.
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”And Cricket was smuggling fentanyl too!”
@Alice_Radley
"We found out too late that Cricket crossed the border illegally and we needed to act."
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If this country can get over its bullshit, Sec Buttigieg really would be a fantastic POTUS. He has tremendous political skills.
Buttigieg: I’m just astonished that people who have shown zero interest on confronting child labor on any of the other 158 products listed are suddenly concerned about it
Duarte: This is about subsidizing child labor
Buttigieg: Then why didn’t you vote for the provision to
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And this is why Darren and I rarely go out for dinner. If you know your kids won’t behave, take them somewhere that’s designed for children. Don’t ruin everyone else’s meal just because you weren’t raised right. Selfish bastard.
I talked my wife into going on a date at a swanky restaurant tonight and it was the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
- Our two-year-old with anger-control issues refused to stay with the babysitter, so we had to take her with us.
- She also demanded that her older sister come with
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The dumbest of all possible things. Will there be a Queers for the Taliban next? Maybe Queers for Westboro Baptist Church?
Now: Queers for Palestine block the pride parade in Philadelphia.
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And yeah, I’m biased here. Darren and I chose not have children. But we have nieces and nephews, and we’d like their futures to be healthy, happy, and safe. We DO have a stake in the future, it’s not not a stake that came from our own genital situations.
Let it be known that this what JD Vance thinks about EVERY woman who doesn’t have children. Doesn’t matter if you, through no fault of your own, can’t/don’t have children. To him, you are an unperson. You are nothing.
Hateful, ugly, and misogynistic doesn’t begin to cover it.
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This dumb old twat is highly weird. This is a bizarre thing to say, especially when said with *that* awful face. 78 years old, and completely on his own, lunatic planet.
Trump: I am much better looking than her. I'm a better looking person than Kamala.
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As a Jewish woman, I can tell you, with full confidence, that these folks were simply waiting for an excuse to start attacking us. Antisemitism never went away, it just became unpopular for a while.
A man was shot dead this morning after trying to set fire to a synagogue in France. He attacked the police with a knife. A woman in London just attacked Jewish ppl also with a knife. In living memory of the Holocaust antisemites are still trying to kill Jews in Europe. Shameful.
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If your only problems with the world are that you saw something on TV/stage that you find bad/confusing, you have an AMAZING life. Lucky you.
I’m sick to the teeth with these delicate little flowers. Nut up, snowflakes.
What a bunch of lightweight, wet paper bags. How did these people get so damned delicate?
You know what I’m not comfortable with? Gun violence. I don’t like kids being murdered. I can live with seeing something on the TV that I don’t care for. Dead children can’t.
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Why is it that people like the Vances don’t understand that people like me who chose not to have children are doing the rest of you a public service. Why would it be in anyone’s interest push kids on people who don’t want to be parents? Makes no sense!
Vance’s wife condemns people who choose not to have kids on the latest episode of
#HillbillyNazis
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JD Vance’s Wife: My Husband Only Meant to Insult People Who Actively Choose Not to Have Kids, Not People Who Are Trying but Are Unsuccessful - Vanity Fair
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Find someone who looks are you the way my dog looks at me.
Sorry about my foot being in the photo. I feel great shame.
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How far out will she move the goalposts? I’m voting for “Cricket killed a drifter”.
Don’t believe the
#fakenews
media’s twisted spin. I had a choice between the safety of my children and an animal who had a history of attacking people & killing livestock.
I chose my kids.
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In my own life, I’ve found that part of the problem is the itinerant lifestyle that so many of us live now. Some people still live in the town where they born, but for many, that’s no longer true. It’s hard to build new friendships in adulthood.
We conducted a major survey on the state of civic life in America. The most jaw-dropping finding was the rapid decline in social connections among Americans without degrees.
Nearly 1/4 have no close friends.
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I do believe she’s as crazy as him. That’s … something.
The decision has been made to suspend my husband's, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s, presidency and I'd like to extend a sincere, deeply heartfelt thank you to every person who has worked so tirelessly and lovingly on his campaign. They have accomplished feats that were said to be
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It’s clear to me that very few of you have given time and thought to who and how you would eat your coworkers, starsailors or not. I’m disappointed.
Hey, is there any sort of protocol on the ISS for eating your coworkers? Like, if something goes terribly wrong, do they choose a designated survivor who eats everyone else while they wait for rescue?
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Oooh weeeee! She read Ann for filth!
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Thinking we might let Onions drive. Just need to have Darren work the pedals.
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Has anyone brought up the fact that there is no such thing as a super-drug that could lift someone out of the fog of senility, and be TV ready? That doesn’t exist. If it did, we’d know, and we’d be spending all our money on it for our elderly loved ones.
Biden spokesperson to Fox News: “The accusation from Trump on drugs is a ‘desperate, obviously false lie.’”
Fox News: Biden campaign is dodging questions about drugs.
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She wants to kill Biden’s dog? That’s the kind of shit that would get anyone else a visit from the secret service.
Brennan to Noem: "At the very end of the book, you say the very first thing you'd do if you got to the White House is you'd make sure Biden's dog is nowhere on the grounds. 'Commander, say hello to cricket.'"
Noem responds by suggesting Commander should be put down
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Holy shit. This is one of the more upsetting things that I’ve heard about Trump. And let’s be honest, there’s been a TON of upsetting things about Trump.
In
@time
, Trump’s nephew recounts a conversation w/ then-president Trump after 2020 White House meeting with disability advocates.
“Those people…” Trump said of people w/ complex care needs. “The shape they’re in, all the expenses, maybe those kinds of people should just die.”
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It’s like they had seen Onions eating peanut butter, and made the sign in her image.
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@gpgomez
@RadioFreeTom
@Ondine_MD
@OpheliasMarbles
HE TOLD ME SHE LOST IT IN A KNIFE FIGHT. I’LL ADMIT THAT IT SEEMED UNLIKE HER.
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Fuck that motherfucker right in his guilty fucking fuck!!
Who wants to dance?!
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Folks seem shocked by this, but I can’t figure out why. That’s what his voters WANT. They find the idea of killing their perceived enemies to be splendid. That’s what they wanted to do on Jan 6. They wanted to kill Democratic politicians.
You know this.
Wow. Not backing off. Trump’s lawyer just told the Supreme Court Trump could assassinate his opponent and would still be immune from prosecution.
Trump said he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and get away with it. Now he’s asking the Supreme Court to make that so. Not a drill.
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We could be having salons, my friends. We could be discussing philosophy. We could debate the merits of Heaney’s translation of Beowulf. But no, we have Fart Squatthrust ripping off his shirt at the RNC.
Read a book, America. Have some goddamned dignity.
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