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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
11 months
A wonder how quick the negotiations would’ve went “Fancy a new deal Dan?” “Aye”
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
11 months
✍️ #NUFC are delighted to announce that Dan Burn has agreed a new contract that will keep him at St. James' Park until 2025! Congratulations, Dan! ⚫️⚪️
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@Alfie_NUFC
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@Alfie_NUFC
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@L3w1s_Nufc55 This is most definitely the year their content slows down, must be running out ideas
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@Alfie_NUFC
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2 years
Jetro Willems 19/20
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@Alfie_NUFC
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1 year
@bIurt99 Stop working out you’re making me look less manly
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@Alfie_NUFC
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2 years
@13RyanHudson Loved every second of it
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@Alfie_NUFC
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3 years
@_0xzero Great list tbf, only thing I’d change is #1 ,2,3,4 and maybes 5
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
@charbillins Am I the only one thinking, how do I know which one to believe?
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@Alfie_NUFC
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2 years
@envvvvvvv @FunnyFTMoments There’s two Uniteds there?
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@Alfie_NUFC
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11 months
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@Alfie_NUFC
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4 years
@harryberridge Why’s people fuming over kisses 😭
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@MPN1766 @unorthodoxcam_ You and I can’t because we don’t focus on watching Seria A or Immobile
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@paddypower We don’t want Americans version of sports over here
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@Alfie_NUFC
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2 years
@_harrymcbeth @MomasThorgan Don’t understand how you can be a key part in your team winning the Seria A and not be apart of your national team?
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
1 year
@passingmfer He’s hilarious man especially the “attempted to convince forth official that Fulham had 12 men on the pitch (they didn’t)”
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@Alfie_NUFC
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@NFFC_owen @Arielsbxtch That’s not exactly how twitter works, you don’t need to ask for someone’s opinion
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@Alfie_NUFC
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2 years
@Chloedowling99 Someone’s hungover
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@Alfie_NUFC
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@Alfie_NUFC
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4 years
@afemeje It’s called a ✨joke✨
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@Alfie_NUFC
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4 years
@nufccaitlin No one would be surprised 😹
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
11 months
@adamgj03 Does this really compare to ksi making a r*pe face every video
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
11 months
What a day to be alive
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@gelilil @bunchievi What’s the worst that can happen
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
@sfcdannnn He’s the goat of digging himself further into holes
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@pampyyythoAFC @hyndrxxx @ec000018 @NicholasCorde13 @DailyLoud Say shit like “got girlfriend hostage” or a “bomb” then the swat team comes
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@CalTheDragon Are you genuinely okay?
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@NFTEmad @FabrizioRomano £40 mill so we don’t have to take umtiti?
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
11 months
@crossy_phil “Aye that’s sound about reet Eddie”
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
9 months
What a player I love him
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@tomwncfc Just realised the men haters have found this tweet 😭😭
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
Can’t believe Joe is in lascelles
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
1 year
@Tgarratt10 Why do people think this is a genuine possibility
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@passingashuman @staidindoors If they met in a night club then he expects her to be 18/21 whatever that age is there
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@nixa30303 @LiamBartram2 @0tartarus @miaxmon A beg you aren’t from America out of all places 😭
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@SkySportsPL How can you sack a man that’s known for winning trophies before a cup final
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
9 months
Mate you conceded five goals in 21 minutes I’d say it’s pretty rememberable
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Newcastle fans trying to go 5 minutes without mentioning the 6-1 (happened 240 days ago) despite losing 4-1 to Tottenham just 9 days ago
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
@seancummins_ @LFCArran Why are you crying
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
@LozWK94 @jm00I She’s flexing stew ffs man😭
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
10 months
He’s so dyslexic but outrageously good at football
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
9 months
Ahahaha you can fuck off like
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
Just thought I’d leave this here
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
Newcastle and West Ham have the worst owners. Man Utd need stop complaining
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
1 year
@NUFCLC That’s the one 😭
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
Did any non Newcastle fans watch the Newcastle game yesterday? Because this lad putt in a shift
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@corwao I’ve never wanted inanimate object to feel pain more
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
This man is going places just give him time
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@SkySportsPL Back to London they go
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@logbooth @goal @ArsenalWFC What about the U23’s, U18’s and U10’teams tho???
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
Thank you @JetroWillems_15 for this memory
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
8 months
@L3w1s_Nufc55 Unbelievable businessmen but the sidemen reacts is awful viewing just fake laughs and getting the video to 8 minutes is all that’s needed. Might be me growing out of watching them but the videos seem like content isn’t even real anymore if you watch the bts on side+
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
9 months
Four losses in a row and I’ll still be Howe in nothing could change that but the constant use of 24 next season
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@class99mufc @Eleanor_jamess Also ruined some lasses life more importantly a won’t lie
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
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@NoContextHumans Paul walker must of been wearing that
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3 years
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@Alfie_NUFC
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@Joewillock Can’t be getting pissed on a Monday mate
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2 years
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
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@OfficialVizeh @NUFC Jeff Hendrick is still under contract somehow
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@draylbret_t The banker
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
11 months
@liamnufc1896 @adamgj03 He got his dad to pretend to wank so he could walk in on him for a video ffs 😭
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
Will this team keep us up? Poll below ⬇️
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
@changesposition @charbillins Look what happened to Johnny depp all I’m saying
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@Ethan23Kelly @judekerr_ @lylemufc @Tgarratt10 Some banker when the first goal is in the 88th minute
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
@DvineUtd @MrFilipeOrlando Ratioed by Karl Darlow
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@brunoog97 Wish I was a woman right now
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
@annnieprice Patriotic maybes?
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Alfie🏳️
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
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@CalTheDragon Well considering ones in the prem and ones in the championship, yes a bit better
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
@lfchardy_ Both names ffs😭
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
Hoffenheim create Brazilian Brilliance’s
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Alfie🏳️
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
When you accidentally give your mam a buzz cut:
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Alfie🏳️
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
1 year
@jojoazv Willock-Bruno-Joelinton against mcfred
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
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@39_Nufc_ Definitely think he just got given a contract read 2025 and signed on the dotted line
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@asyouwereS6 @Luke__Gill @BPanko1990 @TB1875 At least they know to keep the mouth shut on a plane
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
1 year
@Ic3Evaa Theo seems to get worse as every week passes
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@SkySportsPL An employee of Barca saying another club is “run erratically” 😭
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
3 years
@b_sharp8 “Good afternoon Ladies, Gentlemen and shapeshifters”
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
4 years
This is really hard for me to post but this is what I deal with most days where it’s becoming normal now. A mam is supposed to be caring/affectionate but whatever
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@Eth_faux @DomNUFC8 @lfckau @BanterShelf @ms_1895 “NFT creator” get a grip mate and touch some grass
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@Krxptiicz @PickardsTours Fairs never seen it wrote as “GSTQ” obviously now it makes sense
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@CalTheDragon No it’s horrific
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@Alfie_NUFC
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@brunoog97 Nah the pace what the fuck
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
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@L3w1s_Nufc55 They’ve done well for themselves but you can just tell that it’s started last year to not feel the same at all. Whether that’s them not wanting to be there recording or the repeated hide and seeks
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@CitehFlip @SkySportsPL Wasn’t a red at all but an obvious tactical yellow
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@Alfie_NUFC
Alfie🏳️
2 years
@dylanxlufcx @LUFC That photos class
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3 years
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