@chloe_plast You're neighbors live very exciting lives

@chloep37 Shoulda just kept it

@chloep37 Hhmmm...

@chloep37 The opening line is literally "Do you remember the 21st night of September" aka the 22nd is the best time to play it

@youngyiffy His career is over before it could ever start

@chloep37 @youngyiffy Nah we're both degenerates lmao

@chloep37 Probably a good call tbh

I'm not saying we're getting desperate for entertainment, but we are yelling at candles to put them out

Really looking forward to the CDC saying April Fools' tomorrow about this Corona stuff. You got us good guys

Catch me sliding into your BlueJeans DMs. Coronavirus works hard but I work harder

Guys maybe this Corona thing isn't that bad...

In honor of social distancing, I've finally made a Twitter account. You may call me the Smokey the Bear of coronavirus cuz I'm doing my part.